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The things we see in the table chat boxes....
I'm always amused - & often bemused - by some of the things that get typed in the chat box.
Think my favourite is this beaut.
Typical Sky
Of course, those who play on other sites know it's the same there too - typical Ladbrokes/'Stars/888 etc.
The main thing is to blame someone else because we lost, or got outdrawn, it seems.
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Hmmmmmmmmm
Love this one, too.
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Never a single question mark, always 2 or 3. Try as I may, I still don't know what 3 question marks means - or 4, or 5. Is 5 a bigger question than 4?
It was a long time ago that I was at school, so maybe I forgot, but I'm pretty sure that in our English language lessons they never mentioned multiple, repeated punctuation.
It makes as much sense as, say, using 5 commas,,,,,,
Really
I assume it should end with a question mark, but it never does.
Is that the right number of Zs? I just ask them if their z key is stuck.
Late nights these days, since I have ventured across to The Dark Side. Meet some right characters over there.
I have to say, I was greatly amused by what you typed in the chat box last night about Las Vegas.
Wurzil had asked if Sky Poker would be sending me to Las Vegas this year, & I said "I don't know yet".
He said;
"They HAVE to send you. If they don't send you, who else is going to insult all the players?"
Did you ever see a less original thing to type in a chat box than that?
I always assume that they are new to poker when they type that.
I think it might be typed by hen-pecked husbands, as it is their only chance in life to (try to) yield some authority.
He was having great fun, had to stick up for him a couple of times as some people didn't find it that amusing. He said at the end 'can you tell I am a drunk builder'.
Some good ones there, keep them coming.
Donk!
MOTHERRRRRRRRRRRRR
One of the best things i saw recently was some abuse thrown at me for my play in a micro stakes dym. Am not even close to being a great player but almost felt it after this.
First of all i had raised in position with 64o and the player called oop with Q4o. Then paid me off when i had two pair to his weak one pair. He then berated me for raising with such a bad hand. And told me how bad i was. What made it even better was how he was very quickly out of the dym when he called a preflop raise oop with 72o