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The things we see in the table chat boxes....

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  • rspca12rspca12
    edited February 2017
    In Response to The things we see in the table chat boxes....:
    He seemed a really lovely chap, very warm & friendly. The very first hand I end up 6 betting with Aces & his Q-J got there.   I wished him good luck - through gritted teeth - then he said he was grateful as he learned how to play from reading my Blogs. Marv.   Not convinced I ever suggested calling with Q-J in a 6 bet pot, but maybe he confused me with MattBates or Solack. Proper Solack play, that.
    Posted by Tikay10
    seems standad to me :=). hope u well tk sir 
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  • Tikay10Tikay10
    edited February 2017
    In Response to Re: The things we see in the table chat boxes....:
    In Response to The things we see in the table chat boxes.... : seems standad to me :=). hope u well tk sir 
    Posted by rspca12
    Ha, morning Dog Bloke, hope you are well, in good heart, & still as slim & lithe as ever.

    You enjoying the 6 Nations? Proper Rugby, not that silly Northern stuff.
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  • aussie09aussie09
    edited February 2017


    i had an amusing dialogue in the chatbox with a cash expert with an ego.

     

    new hand

    superior player                 very constructive raise, your 1st tournament?

    aussie09                               u can tell?

    superior player                 if u can logically explain the benefits using poker theory of min raising in tournament poker be my guest

    aussie09                               no idea, you?

    superior player                 Lol ok forget it.  You don’t understand

     

    next hand

    aussie09                               was that it?

    superior player                 Ye lol :)  GL Long Term :)

    aussie09                               ur funny

    superior player                 Ye I do stand up comedy by Day

    aussie09                               was that a min raise?

    superior player                 Ermm, it was a bet?

    aussie09                               looked good, u won

    superior player                 TY :)

     

    next hand

    aussie09                               not good there tho, was that a min fold?

     

     

     

     

     

     

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  • SR23SR23
    edited February 2017
    "min fold" genuinely funny. wpwp. 
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  • Goody_AceGoody_Ace
    edited February 2017
    You enjoying the 6 Nations? Proper Rugby, not that silly Northern stuff.

    Oye, watch it 'southern softy' or I'll convert ya :)
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  • Tikay10Tikay10
    edited February 2017

    hmmmmmmmm
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  • Tikay10Tikay10
    edited February 2017

    Meanwhile, I saw 11 of these last night when the player lost the hand

    typical sky

    Never saw any when they won the hand though. That's different, see?
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  • EnutEnut
    edited February 2017
    In Response to Re: The things we see in the table chat boxes....:
    Meanwhile, I saw 11 of these last night when the player lost the hand typical sky Never saw any when they won the hand though. That's different, see?
    Posted by Tikay10
    I didn't play last night so it wasn't me but I do type that quite a lot, often it is tongue in cheek though.
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  • goldongoldon
    edited February 2017
    Has your Mummy allowed you to stay up late.
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  • rspca12rspca12
    edited February 2017
    In Response to Re: The things we see in the table chat boxes....:
    In Response to Re: The things we see in the table chat boxes.... : Ha, morning Dog Bloke, hope you are well, in good heart, & still as slim & lithe as ever. You enjoying the 6 Nations? Proper Rugby, not that silly Northern stuff.
    Posted by Tikay10
     :=) six nations v good Scotland game last week was a v good watch lets not talk about England game snooze fest. But its still no rugby league cant see why u southern fairy's cant see it :=). super league started yesterday 1st rugby bet won Castleford tonight -12 seems good bet my dark horse for grandfinal success at right price
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  • EssexphilEssexphil
    edited February 2017
    In Response to Re: The things we see in the table chat boxes....:
    In Response to Re: The things we see in the table chat boxes.... :  :=) six nations v good Scotland game last week was a v good watch lets not talk about England game snooze fest. But its still no rugby league cant see why u southern fairy's cant see it :=). super league started yesterday 1st rugby bet won Castleford tonight -12 seems good bet my dark horse for grandfinal success at right price
    Posted by rspca12
    2 totally different games, but some of us Softies can appreciate a good game of League. I've followed the Black and Whites for many years-from a civilised distance, obviously ;)
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  • goldongoldon
    edited February 2017
    "Has he lost connection.! "

    "No! Think he's catching Fly's ?
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  • Tikay10Tikay10
    edited February 2017


    Only on the internet
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  • LargearceLargearce
    edited February 2017
    Won a hand a in a low stake Dym and was called a cheat..
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  • Darkangel7Darkangel7
    edited February 2017
    just now: fkn unreal ''''' **** con
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited February 2017
    heres one
    20:54xxxxxx: o the sky rag lol
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  • RLT16RLT16
    edited February 2017
    anything by baggio333
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  • rainman215rainman215
    edited February 2017
    Good evening everyone.
    Was playing a £2.20 DEEPSTACK, when got really lucky.
    Nasty man had AA I HAD 9 10 HEARTS.
    Flop came AH 3D JH.
    Nasty man shoves all in.
    I call like a fish.
    Turn no help.
    River 2h.
    Nasty man ask were i live so he can beat the sh** out of me.
    My reply was if he wants my address check his wifes sat nav.
    All the best.
    Rainman215.
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  • MP33MP33
    edited February 2017
    Love the randomness of some of the comments - my fav of the week  "Would you rather win £1 million pounds or munch on Harry potters willy"

    I am easily amused tho
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  • Tikay10Tikay10
    edited February 2017

    Nice f ix sky


    Only when they are outdrawn though.

    When they outdraw someone else, not a word.      
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  • RLT16RLT16
    edited February 2017
    Sat at a table in the Mini BH last night 3 limps and the BB checks. flop comes Ac2c4c. the Bb raises pot size, the tournament chip leader inst jams about 10x the size of the pot, gets a call from the button and the BB. 

    Button had KcJc, BB had QcTc and the chip leader had 3c5c

    chip leader pops into chat "more typical sky bull***t" 

    no pleasing some people
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  • goldongoldon
    edited February 2017
    Having just lost allin after the flop;  types in ..... Could'nt hit a cow's (ar se) with a shovel. made me laugh.
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  • 5501355013
    edited February 2017
    In Response to Re: The things we see in the table chat boxes....:
    Good evening everyone. Was playing a £2.20 DEEPSTACK, when got really lucky. Nasty man had AA I HAD 9 10 HEARTS. Flop came AH 3D JH. Nasty man shoves all in. I call like a fish. Turn no help. River 2h. Nasty man ask were i live so he can beat the sh** out of me. My reply was if he wants my address check his wifes sat nav. All the best. Rainman215.
    Posted by rainman215
    Nice one, made me LOL.
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  • Tikay10Tikay10
    edited February 2017

    Really

    & a few variations;

    Really???

    Really!!!
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  • Tikay10Tikay10
    edited February 2017


    The big stack always wins on sky

    This somehow amuses me, as whilst I'm not an MTT expert, I think it's standard practice on most Online Poker sites that the biggest stack wins the MTT. It's how MTT's work.  
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  • scouse_redscouse_red
    edited February 2017
    I remember a few years bk just after I became a mod on the forum, i was playing Rainmans 2.20 @ 2.20, and one of the regular forum ranters was on my table looks at QQ raises and gets a call from mr ranter J high flop so bets half pot insta call, turn 10 happy days half pot again insta call river 6 half pot again insta call he shows pkt 6's into the chat box I type NH no response, 

     5 hands later I get pkt 7's and the same scenario plays out ....... river 7 this time ....... he bets I shove insta called by his 10's ............ get most of his stack and the chat goes ........ Must be fkn nice to be a mod and hit your 2 outer all the time cheating Mth F&$£er Sky looking after their own again and again it's B**LS**T this site I'm off



    my reply quite simply go to HH and look 5 hands bk :)

    best part tho was when he came on to the forum within 20 mins and posted the hand in question

    I simply posted underneath
    short memory syndrome i think and posted the one from 5 hands before

    ........ he shoots .... he scores...... ooooops own goal
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  • Jac35Jac35
    edited February 2017
    In Response to Re: The things we see in the table chat boxes....:
    I remember a few years bk just after I became a mod on the forum, i was playing Rainmans 2.20 @ 2.20, and one of the regular forum ranters was on my table looks at QQ raises and gets a call from mr ranter J high flop so bets half pot insta call, turn 10 happy days half pot again insta call river 6 half pot again insta call he shows pkt 6's into the chat box I type NH no response,   5 hands later I get pkt 7's and the same scenario plays out ....... river 7 this time ....... he bets I shove insta called by his 10's ............ get most of his stack and the chat goes ........ Must be fkn nice to be a mod and hit your 2 outer all the time cheating Mth F&$£er Sky looking after their own again and again it's B**LS**T this site I'm off my reply quite simply go to HH and look 5 hands bk :) best part tho was when he came on to the forum within 20 mins and posted the hand in question I simply posted underneath short memory syndrome i think and posted the one from 5 hands before ........ he shoots .... he scores...... ooooops own goal
    Posted by scouse_red
    Yeah sorry about that. I was on tilt
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  • craigcu12craigcu12
    edited February 2017
    I'm in the BB 3bet squeeze A10s, A player had 40bb called the open raise and now goes 4bet AI which i call. 

    A seperate player who i marked down as fish  "all in with A10s is bad"

    i said "4bet AI with 88 is worse"

    he says "88 is ahead win 51%"

    I tells him "I had pot odds and fealt premium pairs were unlikely" even premium pairs give me the odds knowing it's 1/3

    I even ask "is it better going all in with 22"

    his reply "yes it's ahead preflop"


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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited February 2017
    this was after a split pot 2 allins one had aa the other aj
    xxxx: standerd sky setup lol
    xxxx: yep
    top line was said by the person with aj , you would think they would be happy
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited February 2017
    Ill keep the name in , cos nothing too sinister here.


    SPARTASC: TE TINKIN MAN
    › SPARTASC has won £0.25 with Three 5s 5c5s5hTh9s
    SPARTASC: OOOOO

    SPARTASC: AVE NO SMELLY FEET OR STUFFF

    08:32 mumsie: did you mention smelly feet ?

    SPARTASC: BUT IF YOO DONT LOVE ME

    › SPARTASC has won £0.46 with ...

    SPARTASC: SALL L BEGIN
    SPARTASC: NAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW


    08:33› flamingo has won £0.34
    › Beginning a new hand (972,816,877)

    SPARTASC: BAD AIR DOO
    SPARTASC: 2
    SPARTASC: UGLY 2 B CAMPION
    SPARTASC: EICK
    08:34SPARTASC: AM TE F**IN GREATEST

    › boing77 has won £0.27 with Two Pairs, Aces and 9s AhAc9h9dTd
    SPARTASC: SO A CAN SAY SO
    SPARTASC: SO


    › Beginning a new hand (972,816,953)

    08:35SPARTASC: FRIKIN
    SPARTASC: D*G
    › mumsie has won £1.71

    SPARTASC: FLAFUKINMINGO
    › Beginning a new hand (972,817,010)
    SPARTASC: NOW AVE SEEN SOME
    SPARTASC: OK WE MOVE ON

    08:36› boing77 has won £0.18
    › Beginning a new hand (972,817,068)

    SPARTASC: DAREN IT
    08:37SPARTASC: AM NO DARREN
    SPARTASC: AM

    › mumsie has won £0.71
    › Beginning a new hand (972,817,124)

    SPARTASC: 7ADAO YOOZ

    08:38› mumsie has won £0.57
    › Beginning a new hand (972,817,187)


    SPARTASC: U BEING BURT DAGGY
    SPARTASC: LOLK
    SPARTASC: DARN
    SPARTASC: LOL

    mumsie: do you have sausagely fat fingers?

    08:39SPARTASC: PMSL
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