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  • MereNoviceMereNovice
    edited June 2010
    Albert Einstein is quoted as saying "God does not play dice with the universe".

    However, he may do when it comes to awarding places in Sky Poker DYMs.
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  • GREGHOGGGREGHOGG
    edited June 2010
    just been thinking..... i know... dangerous

    but is this the most pointless thread ever? because although we have clearly discovered a blatant flaw in the software, this is the only flaw in Sky poker's software that doesn't actually matter, because when will this ever happen in a real situation?

    no, it will only happen in this experimental and theoretical environment, created by a tv presenter and mathematical wizards, but does that mean that the flaw should be corrected?

    Absolutely, i would give it top priority over the downloadble client!!:) and other important stuff like the project to make tikays avatar appear younger and orfords to appear with a bald patch.....fix this dym problem imo, so we can go back to our "normal" lives and not spend our days fretting over theoretical mathematical problems. Unless you do this full time, like Vince anyway and then there is no difference.

    i love having time off work, i achieve so much lol
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited June 2010
    So we can safely say that in accordance with our rigorous and foolproof testing..

    That the following is True:

    Vince is a Luckbox.

    Lisa-Marie is  Loser.

    Lisa-Marie types about herself in the 3rd person.

    2nd and 3rd place are not determined by hand ranking, blinds, position or Poker Prowess.

    DanTB owes us all money.

    Machka has achieved NO work today.

    Maxally and Machka are involved in collusion that conned us out of 60p

    Greg and Aski were just in it for the glory and will now post in Area 51, threaten to leave and return in less than 24 hours.

    Chris is going to BE very sorry for mocking me!

    Young Gun is full of good ideas but will not actually put his 56p where his mouth is.. ;)


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  • AskiAski
    edited June 2010
    I think the only way this will ever be resolved is if we have an all in free roll

    2000 runners going all in will keep Mere busy analysing the results for all of 5 minutes I'm sure :)

    As for threatening to leave Miss Long, I'm already writing my letter of complaint to the Gaming Authority, Sky Poker, Matt Albright at Watchdog, Jeremy Vine, and will be setting up both facebook and twitters pages campaigning to get my 30p back.

    When we doing the next one :D

    Aski :)
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  • GREGHOGGGREGHOGG
    edited June 2010
    In Response to Re: DYM question:
    So we can safely say that in accordance with our rigorous and foolproof testing.. That the following is True: Vince is a Luckbox. Lisa-Marie is  Loser. Lisa-Marie types about herself in the 3rd person. 2nd and 3rd place are not determined by hand ranking, blinds, position or Poker Prowess. DanTB owes us all money. Machka has achieved NO work today. Maxally and Machka are involved in collusion that conned us out of 60p Greg and Aski were just in it for the glory and will now post in Area 51, threaten to leave and return in less than 24 hours. Chris is going to BE very sorry for mocking me! Young Gun is full of good ideas but will not actually put his 56p where his mouth is.. ;)
    Posted by LML

    Could not agree more!

    One more for the road?
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  • YOUNG_GUNYOUNG_GUN
    edited June 2010
    In Response to Re: DYM question:
    So we can safely say that in accordance with our rigorous and foolproof testing.. That the following is True: Vince is a Luckbox. Lisa-Marie is  Loser. Lisa-Marie types about herself in the 3rd person. 2nd and 3rd place are not determined by hand ranking, blinds, position or Poker Prowess. DanTB owes us all money. Machka has achieved NO work today. Maxally and Machka are involved in collusion that conned us out of 60p Greg and Aski were just in it for the glory and will now post in Area 51, threaten to leave and return in less than 24 hours. Chris is going to BE very sorry for mocking me! Young Gun is full of good ideas but will not actually put his 56p where his mouth is.. ;)
    Posted by LML
    lol well summed up, although i will put my money where my mouth is when not at work so anytime :o)
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  • MereNoviceMereNovice
    edited June 2010
    More information:
    Player Position Hand Hand pre Hand rank Placed
    LML SB J2 3 5 6
    phil12uk BB AQ 1 3 4
    Donut64 UTG T2 4 1 1
    Machka HJ A2 2 4 5
    35suited CO 67 5 2 2
    MereNovice Button 37 6 6 3
               
    Player Position Hand Hand pre Hand rank Placed
    Donut64 SB 22 1 4 6
    GaryQQQ BB 9Q 4 5 2
    Machka UTG K9 2 3 3
    LML HJ J4 5 6 5
    monkey123 CO K8 3 2 4
    MereNovice Button 35 6 1 1
               
    Player Position Hand Hand pre Hand rank Placed
    Aski SB A8 2 3 5
    LML BB 49 6 6 6
    DiggerMan UTG K5 4 4 4
    Machka HJ K7 3 5 2
    MereNovice CO J5 5 1 1
    GREGHOGG Button A9 1 2 3
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited June 2010
    RIGHT!! Last 30p DYM All in at 4.35pm PROMPT!!


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  • MachkaMachka
    edited June 2010
    I'm in, but no talking I'm in a teleconferece with work. ;-)
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  • AskiAski
    edited June 2010
    ok im in

    need to try and get back some of my losses :)

    Aski :)
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited June 2010
    NOW!! Turbo DYM
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  • DiggerManDiggerMan
    edited June 2010
    Unravelling the mystery of this "apparent" flaw could be the most important finding in the history of life on Earth! It could unlock the whole meaning of life, the universe and everything! Those familiar with the Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy will know that the answer to that question is 42 BUT if we find that the answer to our puzzle is 56......
    Well the consequences could see every player on Sky winning WSOP bracelets and Sky Poker hats being sold at auction for millions! Not to mention the stress balls and keyrings!

    IT COULD CHANGE ALL OUR LIVES FOREVER!!!!

    ....apart from LM of course, she would still find a way to lose! ;)

    Me? Mock? I've never heard such nonsense!!
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  • AskiAski
    edited June 2010
    pure skill I tell ya :)

    grrr wont post hand properly from firefox now for me :(
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited June 2010
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    GREGHOGG Small blind   15.00 15.00 1985.00
    Machka Big blind   30.00 45.00 1970.00
      Your hole cards
    • A
    • K
    		     
    LML All-in   2000.00 2045.00 0.00
    35suited All-in   2000.00 4045.00 0.00
    MereNovice All-in   2000.00 6045.00 0.00
    Aski All-in   2000.00 8045.00 0.00
    GREGHOGG All-in   1985.00 10030.00 0.00
    Machka All-in   1970.00 12000.00 0.00
    GREGHOGG Show
    • Q
    • 9
    		     
    Machka Show
    • 2
    • 7
    		     
    LML Show
    • A
    • K
    		     
    35suited Show
    • 2
    • Q
    		     
    MereNovice Show
    • 7
    • K
    		     
    Aski Show
    • 3
    • A
    		     
    Flop
       
    • 6
    • 3
    • 6
    		     
    Turn
       
    • 3
    		     
    River
       
    • J
    		     
    Aski Win Full House, 3s and 6s 12000.00   12000.00
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  • MereNoviceMereNovice
    edited June 2010
    Result:
    Aski120001£0.50 + 4 League Points
    35suited02£0.50 + 3 League Points
    MereNovice03£0.50
    Machka04 
    GREGHOGG05 
    LML06 
    Hand:
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    GREGHOGG Small blind   15.00 15.00 1985.00
    Machka Big blind   30.00 45.00 1970.00
      Your hole cards
    • 7
    • K
    		     
    LML All-in   2000.00 2045.00 0.00
    35suited All-in   2000.00 4045.00 0.00
    MereNovice All-in   2000.00 6045.00 0.00
    Aski All-in   2000.00 8045.00 0.00
    GREGHOGG All-in   1985.00 10030.00 0.00
    Machka All-in   1970.00 12000.00 0.00
    GREGHOGG Show
    • Q
    • 9
    		     
    Machka Show
    • 2
    • 7
    		     
    LML Show
    • A
    • K
    		     
    35suited Show
    • 2
    • Q
    		     
    MereNovice Show
    • 7
    • K
    		     
    Aski Show
    • 3
    • A
    		     
    Flop
       
    • 6
    • 3
    • 6
    		     
    Turn
       
    • 3
    		     
    River
       
    • J
    		     
    Aski Win Full House, 3s and 6s 12000.00   12000.00
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited June 2010
    SERIOUSLY!!!! 5th or 6th EVERY TIME!!!
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited June 2010
    In Response to Re: DYM question:
    Unravelling the mystery of this "apparent" flaw could be the most important finding in the history of life on Earth! It could unlock the whole meaning of life, the universe and everything! Those familiar with the Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy will know that the answer to that question is 42 BUT if we find that the answer to our puzzle is 56...... Well the consequences could see every player on Sky winning WSOP bracelets and Sky Poker hats being sold at auction for millions! Not to mention the stress balls and keyrings! IT COULD CHANGE ALL OUR LIVES FOREVER!!!! ....apart from LM of course, she would still find a way to lose! ;) Me? Mock? I've never heard such nonsense!!
    Posted by DiggerMan

    LOL
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  • MachkaMachka
    edited June 2010
    In Response to Re: DYM question:
    has anyone tested the theory of who was ahead preflop? worth a try, im no good at % and at work so cant do this till later
    Posted by YOUNG_GUN
    Lisa-Marie just had AK sooted and still lost, it's defintiely not a pre-flop thing.

    Is it safe to say Lisa-Marie and pre flop in the same sentence?
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  • MereNoviceMereNovice
    edited June 2010
    Now that we have more results in a definite pattern is emerging.
    Player Position Hand Hand pre Hand rank Placed
    LML SB J2 3 5 6
    phil12uk BB AQ 1 3 4
    Donut64 UTG T2 4 1 1
    Machka HJ A2 2 4 5
    35suited CO 67 5 2 2
    MereNovice Button 37 6 6 3
               
    Player Position Hand Hand pre Hand rank Placed
    Donut64 SB 22 1 4 6
    GaryQQQ BB 9Q 4 5 2
    Machka UTG K9 2 3 3
    LML HJ J4 5 6 5
    monkey123 CO K8 3 2 4
    MereNovice Button 35 6 1 1
               
    Player Position Hand Hand pre Hand rank Placed
    Aski SB A8 2 3 5
    LML BB 49 6 6 6
    DiggerMan UTG K5 4 4 4
    Machka HJ K7 3 5 2
    MereNovice CO J5 5 1 1
    GREGHOGG Button A9 1 2 3
               
               
    Player Position Hand Hand pre Hand rank Placed
    GREGHOGG SB Q9 4 4= 5
    Machka BB 27 6 6 4
    LML UTG AK 1 2 6
    35suited HJ 2Q 5 4= 2
    MereNovice CO 7K 3 3 3
    Aski Button 3A 2 1 1
     
    Can you see what it is yet?


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  • AskiAski
    edited June 2010
    The way your luck is running in these Lisa, I bet even if you were sneaky and folded you wouldnt make the money , somehow a way would be found for you to finish 5th :)


    Aski :)
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  • MAXALLYMAXALLY
    edited June 2010


    Just wait till LML finishes 7th.........KEEP GOING GANG!!!!!
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  • MereNoviceMereNovice
    edited June 2010
    Is it too late to enter the Orford bankroll challenge?
    I'm ripping up the tables!
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  • DiggerManDiggerMan
    edited June 2010
    I'm sure I could've cracked this if only LM hadn't gone and finished 5th in that second game......it ruined the whole thing!!!!
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited June 2010
    Yes.. A HEADACHE?
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  • MachkaMachka
    edited June 2010
    I have a theory that accounts for 1/3 of the observed results:

    If your name is Merenovice you always cash, if you name is LML you don't.

    Now we just need to find the missing rules to account for the other 2/3.
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  • GREGHOGGGREGHOGG
    edited June 2010
    In Response to Re: DYM question:
    Now that we have more results in a definite pattern is emerging. Player Position Hand Hand pre Hand rank Placed LML SB J2 3 5 6 phil12uk BB AQ 1 3 4 Donut64 UTG T2 4 1 1 Machka HJ A2 2 4 5 35suited CO 67 5 2 2 MereNovice Button 37 6 6 3             Player Position Hand Hand pre Hand rank Placed Donut64 SB 22 1 4 6 GaryQQQ BB 9Q 4 5 2 Machka UTG K9 2 3 3 LML HJ J4 5 6 5 monkey123 CO K8 3 2 4 MereNovice Button 35 6 1 1             Player Position Hand Hand pre Hand rank Placed Aski SB A8 2 3 5 LML BB 49 6 6 6 DiggerMan UTG K5 4 4 4 Machka HJ K7 3 5 2 MereNovice CO J5 5 1 1 GREGHOGG Button A9 1 2 3                         Player Position Hand Hand pre Hand rank Placed GREGHOGG SB Q9 4 4= 5 Machka BB 27 6 6 4 LML UTG AK 1 2 6 35suited HJ 2Q 5 4= 2 MereNovice CO 7K 3 3 3 Aski Button 3A 2 1 1   Can you see what it is yet?
    Posted by MereNovice
    yes that you cant lose Vince, secret code written into the software... if Vince is at the table make sure he winss
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  • MereNoviceMereNovice
    edited June 2010
    Machka finishes 1 place or two places behind me.

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  • AskiAski
    edited June 2010
    In Response to Re: DYM question:
    Machka finishes 1 place or two places behind me.
    Posted by MereNovice

    deleted as I just realised I'd read it all wrong

    Ok im going for a lie down :)
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  • MachkaMachka
    edited June 2010
    In Response to Re: DYM question:
    In Response to Re: DYM question : apart from when he finished second to your first and fourth to your third :)
    Posted by Aski
    Err, lol.
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  • AskiAski
    edited June 2010
    In Response to Re: DYM question:
    In Response to Re: DYM question : Err, lol.
    Posted by Machka
    read it as first place not 1 place


    work is interferring with my ability to understand posts on the forum :)
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