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WWHD?

GREGHOGGGREGHOGG
edited July 2011 in Poker Chat

Have you got any dilemma's that need solving?


Are you looking for advice about anything? Poker related or not...


Well, how about using this thread as a way of finding out....



What would Hogg do?*


*disclaimer... i did not come up with this idea.. blame Dylan12 and TommyD. Any advice offered should be taken with a "pinch of salt" and may not be entirely serious...:)



Who is brave enough to ask the first question?



hoggers

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  • Root_KunalRoot_Kunal
    edited June 2010
    I need a job whjat advice can you give me
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  • tikay1tikay1
    edited June 2010

    Visit "The Poker Clinic"?
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  • JAEGERBOMBJAEGERBOMB
    edited June 2010
    What do you do with J-3os following a raise and re-raise?
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  • dav1964dav1964
    edited June 2010
    I keep calling all-ins with 2 7 off,am i doing anything wrong? dav
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  • 35suited35suited
    edited June 2010
    why do i keep building up as nice little bankroll on poker then after a loss go chasing on the horses and blow the lot
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  • GREGHOGGGREGHOGG
    edited June 2010
    In Response to Re: WWHD?:
    I need a job whjat advice can you give me?
    Posted by kunster
    Hello, Mr Kunal...

    Start your own name changing business mate.

    I know you didnt have much luck changing yours on Sky, but surely you could draw on this experience and offer a name changing service... www.iwanttochangemynamebydeedpollpleasehelp.com or something snappy like that.

    charge a commision for changing peoples names.

    Anyone called Helen Back, Richard Head, or Anita Bath will be there so quick... easy money!:)

    good luck

    hoggers
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  • GREGHOGGGREGHOGG
    edited June 2010
    In Response to Re: WWHD?:
    What do you do with J-3os following a raise and re-raise?
    Posted by JAEGERBOMB
    Hi ploppers

    This is an instant "all in" snap shove in every circumstance

    hoggers
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  • GREGHOGGGREGHOGG
    edited June 2010
    In Response to Re: WWHD?:
    I keep calling all-ins with 2 7 off,am i doing anything wrong? dav
    Posted by dav1964
    Hi Dav,

    as long as it is sooooooted keep calling

    that extra 15% is so important:)

    but insta fold off suit, i think this is the problem and might help improve your game
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  • GREGHOGGGREGHOGG
    edited June 2010
    In Response to Re: WWHD?:
    why do i keep building up as nice little bankroll on poker then after a loss go chasing on the horses and blow the lot
    Posted by 35suited

    Hi Gareth,

    The same reason i bulid up a nice bankroll and then blow it on Sky Vegas

    Its called stupidity
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  • JAEGERBOMBJAEGERBOMB
    edited June 2010
    thanks greg.

    next question.

    I was working in the charity shop yesterday and found a rather fetching burgundy jacket. Was thinking of getting it for you for wearing at SPT Swansea so you can look like your hero and idol.

    Will a size 44 be ok?
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  • GREGHOGGGREGHOGG
    edited June 2010
    In Response to Re: WWHD?:
    Visit "The Poker Clinic"?
    Posted by tikay1


    The poker clinic is the place to go for proper, serious, strategic advice.

    Questions regarding J3 off suit, 72 and junk hands are more suited here though.


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  • hawk7112hawk7112
    edited June 2010
    When sitting down to watch the England match at home tomorrow which Audio Feed should I listen to? 


    Waiting in anticipation

    Dave

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  • spornybolspornybol
    edited June 2010
    HOW CAN I SHUT WIFE UP WHEN I`M PLAYING POKER
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  • RICHORFORDRICHORFORD
    edited June 2010
    In Response to Re: WWHD?:
    What do you do with J-3os following a raise and re-raise?
    Posted by JAEGERBOMB

    Lol- took the words right out of my mouth!

    I'll ask this instead- I need some fashion tips and I've been told you're the man with all the sharp looks for summer.

    Any clothes advice, Greg? ;)
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  • JAEGERBOMBJAEGERBOMB
    edited June 2010

    I've been asked by a welsh person whom will rename nameless (think robert zimmerman or magic roundabout) to ask you for the best diet plan

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  • RICHORFORDRICHORFORD
    edited June 2010
    PS- Hats off for starting this thread mate- but yes, you're about to get flamed by the community!

    (Welcome to my world!)
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  • GREGHOGGGREGHOGG
    edited June 2010
    In Response to Re: WWHD?:
    When sitting down to watch the England match at home tomorrow which Audio Feed should I listen to?  Waiting in anticipation Dave
    Posted by hawk7112
    Hi Squarkers

    I heard Robbie Earle is doing his own personal feed for this game... problem is, it's ticket only.  Unless you are young, female, dutch and a model you have no hope.

    So just turn the sound off and pray, is my advice.

    hoggers
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  • RICHORFORDRICHORFORD
    edited June 2010
    Dear Mr. Hogg

    I'm currently in charge of 11 men being spanked by a mediocre Mexican team.

    I have about 3 minutes to save my country from facing international humiliation.

    What should I do..?

    Yours sincerely,

    Raymond Domenech
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  • GREGHOGGGREGHOGG
    edited June 2010
    In Response to Re: WWHD?:
    thanks greg. next question. I was working in the charity shop yesterday and found a rather fetching burgundy jacket. Was thinking of getting it for you for wearing at SPT Swansea so you can look like your hero and idol. Will a size 44 be ok?
    Posted by JAEGERBOMB

    Do they come in different sizes then? That's some charity shop if so, not one, but a range of burgundy jackets in various sizes....? hmmm. i wonder who dontated those...:) a certain veteran has been on a diet recently, this explains it!

    Oh hang on, i havent answered the question. No m8, make it an XXXXXXXXL

    thanks
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  • darichdarich
    edited June 2010
    Dear Mr Hogg,

    I have a dilemma - I errrrr av to deeecide who to pick in ze goals for tooomorrow night.

    All tree of the choices are donkies - I ave tried eeenie meenie miney mo, as suggested by Stuart Pearce

    Can you help

    innit 

    Fabio
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  • GREGHOGGGREGHOGG
    edited June 2010
    In Response to Re: WWHD?:
    In Response to Re: WWHD? : Lol- took the words right out of my mouth! I'll ask this instead- I need some fashion tips and I've been told you're the man with all the sharp looks for summer. Any clothes advice, Greg? ;)
    Posted by RICHORFORD
    i heard the deckchair look was back in fashion
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  • GREGHOGGGREGHOGG
    edited June 2010
    In Response to Re: WWHD?:
    HOW CAN I SHUT WIFE UP WHEN I`M PLAYING POKER
    Posted by spornybol
    Sorry this isn't Dear Deirdre

    Next!
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  • GREGHOGGGREGHOGG
    edited June 2010
    In Response to Re: WWHD?:
    I've been asked by a welsh person whom will rename nameless (think robert zimmerman or magic roundabout) to ask you for the best diet plan
    Posted by JAEGERBOMB
    breakfast= kfc bargain bucket

    lunch= kfc bargain bucket

    dinner= kfc bargain bucket
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  • GREGHOGGGREGHOGG
    edited June 2010
    In Response to Re: WWHD?:
    Dear Mr. Hogg I'm currently in charge of 11 men being spanked by a mediocre Mexican team. I have about 3 minutes to save my country from facing international humiliation. What should I do..? Yours sincerely, Raymond Domenech
    Posted by RICHORFORD
    Post your CV to Arsenal Football Club, they could do with a moody French Manager... Oh wait, that position is filled..

    Er, just blame it on the ball or something... you have no hope just admit defeat
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  • JAEGERBOMBJAEGERBOMB
    edited June 2010
    Dear Hoggersfishdonkplopp,

    What is this World Cup thing people keep talking about and can any country play in it??

    Also, is it SNG time yet? i gotta wake up at 3 tomoro
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  • phil12ukphil12uk
    edited June 2010
    Hoggers................

    marmite - love it or hate it??
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  • GREGHOGGGREGHOGG
    edited June 2010
    In Response to Re: WWHD?:
    Dear Mr Hogg, I have a dilemma - I errrrr av to deeecide who to pick in ze goals for tooomorrow night. All tree of the choices are donkies - I ave tried eeenie meenie miney mo, as suggested by Stuart Pearce Can you help innit  Fabio
    Posted by darich
    Yo Fabby

    everyone knows that eenie meenie miney mo is a flawed way of picking something, as it is fixed. As it has a set number of syllables, all you have to do is start at a certain point and you will always get the same result.

    Sack Stewart Pearce as your coach and put him in goal instead

    problem solved

    hoggers
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  • JAEGERBOMBJAEGERBOMB
    edited June 2010
    In Response to Re: WWHD?:
    In Response to Re: WWHD? : Yo Fabby everyone knows that eenie meenie miney mo is a flawed way of picking something, as it is fixed. As it has a set number of sylabbles, all you have to do is start at a certain point and you will always get the same result. Sack Stewart Pearce as your coach and put him in goal instead problem solved hoggers
    Posted by GREGHOGG
    Does dylan12 have an english grandmother/father?? Put him in goal - NOTHINg will get past him...........unless the ball-boys are sitting eating big macs then he might go AWOL




    sorry dylan mate only joking,
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  • GREGHOGGGREGHOGG
    edited June 2010
    In Response to Re: WWHD?:
    Hoggers................ marmite - love it or hate it??
    Posted by phil12uk
    love it, obviously.... anyone with taste buds does


    mmmmmmmmmmmmm marmite
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  • dylan12dylan12
    edited June 2010
    In Response to Re: WWHD?:
    In Response to Re: WWHD? : Does dylan12 have an english grandmother/father?? Put him in goal - NOTHINg will get past him...........unless the ball-boys are sitting eating big macs then he might go AWOL sorry dylan mate only joking,
    Posted by JAEGERBOMB
    Just came back in and see this thread - I love it greg lol!!

    That is until I saw what plop wrote above ;) he he
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