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  • edited June 2010
    Dear Hoggers

    I appear to have packed the entire contents of my flat into boxes and neglected to label them.

    I now have two weeks left until I move, a whole pile of cardboard boxes of varying size and no idea what is where.

    How do I organise said boxes into a stylish modern living space for my remaining four days and how many times can I wear the same clothes until I am deemed ' A Vagrant'?


  • edited June 2010
    In Response to Re: WWHD?:
    Dear Hoggers I appear to have packed the entire contents of my flat into boxes and neglected to label them. I now have two weeks left until I move, a whole pile of cardboard boxes of varying size and no idea what is where. How do I organise said boxes into a stylish modern living space for my remaining four days and how many times can I wear the same clothes until I am deemed ' A Vagrant'?
    Posted by LML
    Hi LML,

    Ah, the old non-labling boxes trick... Been there, done that, got the t-shirt.. THE t-shirt i wore for 2 weeks. It got a bit stinky.

    So, at this stage, there is no going back, the vagrant look, luckily for you, is in at the moment... or so i'm told...

    As for an orderly living space??? This is not possible, moving house involves moving stuff, and stuff gets everywhere. Goes with the territory im afraid...

    Good luck with the move, and next time buy some see through plastic crates.

    regards

    hoggers



  • edited June 2010
    In Response to Re: WWHD?:
    In Response to Re: WWHD? : Hi LML, Ah, the old non-labling boxes trick... Been there, done that, got the t-shirt.. THE t-shirt i wore for 2 weeks. It got a bit stinky. So, at this stage, there is no going back, the vagrant look, luckily for you, is in at the moment... or so i'm told... As for an orderly living space??? This is not possible, moving house involves moving stuff, and stuff gets everywhere. Goes with the territory im afraid... Good luck with the move, and next time buy some see through plastic crates. regards hoggers
    Posted by GREGHOGG
    K inky!!!
  • edited June 2010
    If u were Capello, what would ur team talk be???

    Pile of poop first half!!!!
  • edited June 2010
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    In Response to Re: WWHD? : Sorry this isn't Dear Deirdre Next!
    Posted by GREGHOGG
    thank god it`s not jeremy kyle ?? phew, but u did offer advise ??
  • edited June 2010
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    In Response to Re: WWHD? : Hello, Mr Kunal... Start your own name changing business mate. I know you didnt have much luck changing yours on Sky, but surely you could draw on this experience and offer a name changing service... www.iwanttochangemynamebydeedpollpleasehelp.com or something snappy like that. charge a commision for changing peoples names. Anyone called Helen Back, Richard Head, or Anita Bath will be there so quick... easy money!:) good luck hoggers
    Posted by GREGHOGG
    I will be changing my name sky are allowing it , waiting for sky rich to get back
  • edited June 2010
    Ive just wasted another 90 mins of my life watching england on the TV

    With Wednesday's game coming up should i watch or find something else to do.
  • edited June 2010
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    In Response to Re: WWHD? : Sorry Machka A little late for breakfast now, but i hope you have not been waiting all day for my answer!... Out of the two options, it has to be Cornflakes because i was forced to eat Wheetabix every day of my childhood from 5 to 15, and i hated it. It tasted like soggy cardboard.
    Posted by GREGHOGG

    Thank you for this decision, they were lovely.
  • edited June 2010

    greg... help please..

    i am paranoid that you will ignore my question.

    greg?

    greg?


  • edited June 2010
    In Response to Re: WWHD?:
    took my teenage daughter out shopping (see earlier post), and am now skint. any advice?
    Posted by lozgo
    get another credit card

    or take your old vhs player to cash converters

    I heard that cash for gold are good too


  • edited June 2010
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    If u were Capello, what would ur team talk be??? Pile of poop first half!!!!
    Posted by phil12uk
    I would say Wayne Rooney you are a terrible forward, i would like you to play on the right wing please

  • edited June 2010
    In Response to Re: WWHD?:
    in  Response to Re: WWHD? : thank god it`s not jeremy kyle ?? phew, but u did offer advise ??
    Posted by spornybol
    Ok sorry, your original question was, How can i shut my wife up when i'm playing poker?

    My solution to this involves money... tell her that she is distracting you... if she lets you play in peace you will give her most of your winnings to spend on shoes and stuff

    sorry not the best solution but it will work



  • edited June 2010
    When I came back from Germany today I found a tramp sleeping in my garden shed.

    Should I have

    A...Invited him in for a beer and a smoke

    B...Called the police

    C...Set fire to the shed

    Or do you have any better ideas

  • edited June 2010
    In Response to Re: WWHD?:
    Ive just wasted another 90 mins of my life watching england on the TV With Wednesday's game coming up should i watch or find something else to do.
    Posted by hawk7112
    Well, back in March, i booked the half day off work this Wednesday to ensure that i too could watch awesome England play Slovenia off the park on their way to 9 easy group points.

    Now I would rather stick pins in my eyes than sit through another dire performance of overpaid sluggish and tactically flawed players.

    However, being a Spurs fan, i know what it is like to suffer, but in the end, sometimes, through the pain and torment, a flicker of hope comes and the dream can realise.

    Who would have thought Spurs would make the Champions League this year... Not many... Who thinks England can win the world cup this year... Not many... So, my advice is watch us beat Slovenia, beat Ghana, make the quarters, make the semi, and win the World Cup..

    Watch the game, you will regret it if you don't.

    hoggers
  • edited June 2010
    In Response to Re: WWHD?:
    greg... help please.. i am paranoid that you will ignore my question. greg? greg?
    Posted by aussie09
    Hello? Hello?

    I am paranoid you will ignore my reply..
  • edited June 2010
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    In Response to Re: WWHD? : Hello? Hello? I am paranoid you will ignore my reply..
    Posted by GREGHOGG
    brilliant
  • edited June 2010
    My dear hoggers i am in a bit of a predicament at the moment.I was 64 years old yesterday and the manager of a so called great international football team.Well we played a game last night and all i can really say is they were total rubbish.I have already ruined 1 birthday and would defo not like to destroy any more.So my question is HOW THE HECK can i possibly get out of this dilemma.


    Kind regards

    F.CAPELLO
  • edited June 2010
    In Response to Re: WWHD?:
    When I came back from Germany today I found a tramp sleeping in my garden shed. Should I have A...Invited him in for a beer and a smoke B...Called the police C...Set fire to the shed Or do you have any better ideas
    Posted by penguin7
    Hi Tony, a nice surprise when you got home eh?:)

    Well, i would not set fire to the shed, because that would be a terrible waste of a decent outbuilding.

    I would not call the police because, what would the police do? probably fill out 256 forms before they even turned up, and by that time, the tramp will probably be aquainting himself with HD TV in your living room...

    So, that leaves option a), a smoke and a beer. Then give him some friendly advice and say cheerio. Until next time he appears in your Shed.

    Good luck

    hoggers

  • edited June 2010
    In Response to Re: WWHD?:
    My dear hoggers i am in a bit of a predicament at the moment.I was 64 years old yesterday and the manager of a so called great international football team.Well we played a game last night and all i can really say is they were total rubbish.I have already ruined 1 birthday and would defo not like to destroy any more.So my question is HOW THE HECK can i possibly get out of this dilemma. Kind regards F.CAPELLO
    Posted by dav1964


    Yo Fabby, again,

    You are earning 6 million pounds a year of English FA money and you are destroyed?

    You had a good qualification campaign, and this is a very bad start to the tournament, but we are not out yet!

    Do not dispair, just drop Heskey for the next game. Play the following team

    Hart, A Cole, Dawson, Terry, Johnson, Barry, Gerrard, J Cole, Lennon, Lampard and Rooney. 4-5-1.  Super sub= Jermain Defoe

    Also give em a good kick up the you know what!

    Happy 64th and heres to many more years

    Hoggers





  • edited June 2010

    I think the Great One is resting. 

    greg, when you waken to your responsibilty to answer the nation's troubles, how do you cope with that enormous weight on your shoulders?

  • edited June 2010
    In Response to Re: WWHD?:
    I think the Great One is resting.  greg, when you waken to your responsibilty to answer the nation's troubles, how do you cope with that enormous weight on your shoulders?
    Posted by aussie09
    I find that drinking cider helps

    Oh, and i am awake innit
  • edited June 2010
    In Response to Re: WWHD?:
    I think the Great One is resting.  greg, when you waken to your responsibilty to answer the nation's troubles, how do you cope with that enormous weight on your shoulders?
    Posted by aussie09
    Can I also ask..............

    How do you cope with that enormous weight UNDER your shoulders? ;)
  • edited June 2010
    The grass needs cutting but I could really do with a day of rest watching unstressed football.  WWHD?
  • edited June 2010
    In Response to Re: WWHD?:
    The grass needs cutting but I could really do with a day of rest watching unstressed football.  WWHD?
    Posted by SoLack
    Hi Solly

    Cutting grass is one of those relaxing jobs that even i don't mind doing, although generally i avoid anything involving leaving the sofa or my bed.

    I suggest you selotape your laptop to the top of the lawnmower and watch a live stream of the footie while getting the grass cut

    multi tasking ftw

    hoggers

  • edited June 2010
    In Response to Re: WWHD?:
    In Response to Re: WWHD? : Can I also ask.............. How do you cope with that enormous weight UNDER your shoulders? ;)
    Posted by phil12uk
    Cheeky get
  • edited June 2010
    How do i come up with an original thread?
  • edited June 2010
    In Response to Re: WWHD?:
    How do i come up with an original thread?
    Posted by HuFlungPu
    I would "Ask Pu" if I were you.
  • edited June 2010
    In Response to Re: WWHD?:
    How do i come up with an original thread?
    Posted by HuFlungPu
    I tend to find that the old ideas are the best
  • edited June 2010
    Dear Hoggers,

    Every time I enter my local KFC and make an order, the spotty youth behind the counter asks whether I want to 'go large?'

    The price of 'larging up' the meal seems quite reasonable compared to the initial outlay but I'm worried the extra calories will see my grow out of my 26"-waist jeans.

    Should I 'go large' and do you have a link to somewhere I can buy some dungarees just in case?

    Many thanks,

    Chompy
  • edited June 2010
    can you get me my near 5 figure roll i have lost on another site recently  back?

    thanks greg
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