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upon further investigation it turned out to be a snowmans graveyard!!
boom boom
What do you give a reindeer with an upset stomach "elk" a seltzer
I like all Christmas sweets ... bar humbug
With a corncob pipe and a button nose
And two eyes made out of coal.
Frosty the snowman is a fairy tale, they say,
He was made of snow but the children
Know how he came to life one day.
There must have been some magic in that
Old silk hat they found.
For when they placed it on his head
He began to dance around.
O, Frosty the snowman
There's nothing in it and all the windows are boarded up!
9 tings that Sound Dirty at Christmas, But Aren't
merry christmas all
?Rude?-olph!... Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas (",
He looks at his calen-?deer?! Lololololol :P
The other says "what about this, Dior £600 an ounce.
Just then the lift operator farted, turned round and said.
"Sprouts 20p per pound."
Santa had just woken from a nice nap ready to go about his xmas duties. He got dreessed and went down to the kitchen expecting to find that Mrs Claus had made him a nice hot meal to send him on his way. What he found instead was a packet of sandwhiches and a note telling him that she had gone partying with frosty the snowman. As you could imagine he was not a happy chap.
Oh well, he thought, best make the best of it and went out to get his sleigh ready. Now Rudolph normally has the other reindeer all lined up for Santa, only this year he had forgotten and they were all over the place. Santa the spent a frantic hour rounding them all up and attatched to the sleigh.
Santa lastly went to the elves workshop only to find that the elves had imbibed a little too much of the xmas spirit and were lying eveywhere p issed out their tiny minds, and with the presents unwrapped. Furiously Santa wrapped the presents, put them in his sack and stormed out with steam coming out of his ears!!!
On his way to the sleigh he came upon a little fairy dragging a huge xmas tree behind her. She looked up at Santa and asked him what she should do with the tree, swearing he told her.
And now you know why there is a fairy on top of the xmas tree!!
Q: what is the definition of a Fancy Man?
A: a bloke who has been circumcised with pinking shears.
Santa! The other two don't exist!
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the Supermarket, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a store person, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The store person replied, "No missus, they're dead."
A: You get tinselitis.
Little Girl "Mum can I have a pony for Christmas"
Mum "No, You'll have Turkey like everyone else!"
'Looks like rein deer'