I want your Christmas Jokes! - Win a seat in Santa's Sack tournament

statbench

There once was a czar in Russia whose name was Rudolph the Great. He was standing in his house one day with his wife. He looked out the window and saw something happening. He says to his wife,"Look honey. Its raining." She, being the obstinate type, responded,"I don't think so, dear. I think its snowing." But Rudolph knew better. So he says to his wife,"Let's step outside and we'll find out." Lo and behold, they step outside and discover it was in fact rain. And Rudolph turns to his wife and replies," I knew it was raining. Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!" 

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

Sky_Rich

Thanks for all the jokes guys.

Rudolph is busy sorting out his harness so i'll anouce the winners -

they are -

Mr_Miyagi

 

robalanxxx

 

a seat in santa's sack for you two, well done

rossyboy24

In Response to Re: I want your Christmas Jokes! - Win a seat in Santa's Sack tournament:

Thanks for all the jokes guys. Rudolph is busy sorting out his harness so i'll anouce the winners - they are - Mr_Miyagi   robalanxxx   a seat in santa's sack for you two, well done
Posted by Sky_Rich

didnt think they 2 were that great, thought mine was better, 

ach well, guess al jus need to keep trying

Mr_Miyagi

In Response to Re: I want your Christmas Jokes! - Win a seat in Santa's Sack tournament:

Thanks for all the jokes guys. Rudolph is busy sorting out his harness so i'll anouce the winners - they are - Mr_Miyagi   robalanxxx   a seat in santa's sack for you two, well done
Posted by Sky_Rich

Thanks Rich

Shellz

Congratulations to you both!
Good luck in the torunament!

Merry christmas everyone!

kingfisha

I know im a little late .
SADLY CHRISTMAS WILL BE THE SAME FOR MANY MEN,SAT AROUND THE TABLE WITH A FAT BIRD THAT DOESNT GOBBLE ANYMORE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

culross12

paddy and mick at the airport waiting to go to lapland paddy turns to mick and says a wish a brought the telly mick says diny be daft why would you do that paddy says cause the passports are on them!!!!!!!!