THE TOP 100 (un)OFFICIAL RULES ON SKY POKER

MAXALLY

Number 4 correction - the worst hand ALWAYS loses
11) At the start of an mtt, you will always be sat in the big blind
12) When short stacked, you will always be moved to another table on the big blind having just been the big blind on the previous table.

MAXALLY

1) The bigger stack will always win a race no matter what two cards they have.

2) AA will hold up only ONCE in TWENTY times.

3) There will always be a clash of two big hands the hand before the break in MTT's.

4) In a Bounty Hunter, the worse hand wins 2 out of 3 times.

5) All DYM games are already programmed who wins by the seat draw.

6) Ace King NEVER wins.

7) Cash players are 25 times better players than tournament players.

8) All Forum MODS are the same person.

9) Playing any two cards every hand is very profitable over the long run.

10) There is no such thing as the RNG.




Hope this gets to stay at the top of this section for a while )



GOOD LUCK IN 2011 AREA 51'ers !!! (you may need it). That is if you believe the world ain't ending on December 31st.

debdobs_67

10/10 for Maxally

2/2 for Loonytoons

Fantastic guys and at least i now know that at least you are both paying the same attention to the software as i am ;o)

BADBOY985

13. when short stack in a mtt the hand before you bb you will always be dealt AK or AQ and upon your inevitable shove the biggest stack will reveal either AA or KK and home you will go

debdobs_67

In Response to Re: THE TOP TEN (un)OFFICIAL RULES ON SKY POKER:

13. when short stack in a mtt the hand before you bb you will always be dealt AK or AQ and upon your inevitable shove the biggest stack will reveal either AA or KK and home you will go
Posted by BADBOY985

Loool,im not sure whether to laugh or cry as we are all seeing the same thing non stop ;o)

WHOAMI196

14. when you are about to make that hero call the table will freeze! and you will be timed out ..... it will then resume with just enough time for your to see ur opponent's bluff.

WHOAMI196

15. when dealt kk an A will appear on the flop...

MAXALLY

Keep it going guys, keep it going ))))

GaryQQQ

16. In an MTT when you get down to the last 30 players (5 tables) the chip leader will always be drawn at the same table as the players in 2nd, 3rd and 5th.

debdobs_67

17.When you shove with or massively raise  with AA you will inevitabely see a flop of 3 of the same suit and you will NOT have that suit

unknown_username

18. When you flop a straight or flush draw the turn card WILL pair with a flop card.

unknown_username

19. When you have AA KK or QQ in the big blind the rest will fold.

igimc

20.you sit for two hours in a deep stack tourny watching a guy

playing like an idiot,just waiting,then get him all-in when you've 

got him dominated even though you know he's going to hit his

two or three outer on the river.And guess what!...he does.

the heading of this thread SHOULD be changed to

THE OFFICIAL RULES OF SKYJOKER

spornybol

LOL (UN)OFFICIAL RULE 1 AND 2

Hand History #322817165 (23:08 27/12/2010)

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
foldallin	Small blind		150.00	150.00	15355.00
bibul8r	Big blind		300.00	450.00	22242.50
	Your hole cards	A A
spornybol	Raise		900.00	1350.00	1850.00
gaz1965	Fold
oldgit6920	Fold
FIELDY1978	Fold
foldallin	Call		750.00	2100.00	14605.00
bibul8r	Fold
Flop
		J 10 5
foldallin	Check
spornybol	All-in		1850.00	3950.00	0.00
foldallin	Call		1850.00	5800.00	12755.00
foldallin	Show	10 K
spornybol	Show	A A
Turn
		K
River
		10
foldallin	Win	Full House, 10s and Kings	5800.00		18555.00

sara36dd08

 think were on 21  the big pause before the miracle card is givern to your opponent

                     22  going in after the flop infront and they get runner runner to knock you out

                     23  a lot of swearing after the above and agreeing sky is rigged lol







                     100  it just might be

Kiwini4u

24. 90% of the people who post that the site is rigged will continue to play here

Machka

25. In a Bounty Hunter the bigger stack always knocks out the smaller stack, definitely rigged.

debdobs_67

In Response to Re: THE TOP TEN (+ BONUS ONES) (un)OFFICIAL RULES ON SKY POKER:

24. 100% of the people who post that the site is rigged will continue to play here
Posted by Kiwini4u

FYP ;o)

BADBOY985

25. IN A BOUNTY HUNTER IF YOU GET AN OPPONENT ALL IN AND LEAVE THEM WITH UNDER 100 CHIPS EITHER YOU OR THEY WILL MOVE TABLE BEFORE YOU GET THERE BOUNTY (THE SAME ALSO APPLIES TO THAT AWAY PLAYER WHOSE CHIP STACK YOU HAVE WATCHED DWINDLE TO 2BBS)

debdobs_67

26. THREE HUNDRED AND TWENTYTWO REGS WILL JUMP ALL OVER YOU IF YOU DARE TO SUGGEST THAT ANYTHING AT ALL IS WRONG WITH THE SOFTWARE ;O)

MereNovice

27. Someone who can barely spell the word software will suggest that there is a flaw in it when they have not the first clue about how it works.

DOHHHHHHH

28. When using a shoving stack of between 8-12 blig blinds to try and steel the antes with any 2 cards, it's nailed on that the big blind will snap you off, with a hand containing one of your cards, and a higher kicker !!!

"I'm shoving my 2-3 here in the small blind, call me with ace king, I don't give a sh*! CALL! Ugh, so what you probably have AK, I can bink!!! Noooooooooooooooooooo not A3 suited "

debdobs_67

30.Others will tell you to stop the crying and fixing allegations on the EXACT part of the forum that it was put there for in the first place ;o)

RogueCell

31.  As soon as you fold your small pocket pair to a big pre-flop raise, the chance of hitting your (would-be) set on the flop increases to 80%

MAXALLY

32. Tikay10 & Merenovice are never never ever wrong.

BADBOY985

In Response to Re: THE TOP TEN (+ BONUS ONES) (un)OFFICIAL RULES ON SKY POKER:

31.  As soon as you fold your small pocket pair to a big pre-flop raise, the chance of hitting your (would-be) set on the flop increases to 80%
Posted by RogueCell

31a if you do call the raise you will either miss by 1 card (i.e holding pockets 2s a 3 will come in) or if you do hit the flop will have 2/3 same suit cards or 2/3 straight conectors

igimc

In Response to Re: THE TOP TEN (+ BONUS ONES) (un)OFFICIAL RULES ON SKY POKER:

32. Tikay10 & Merenovice are never never ever wrong.
Posted by MAXALLY

32b And claim to know everything about everything,while looking

down their noses at everybody.

p.s not really directed at tikay.

debdobs_67

In Response to Re: THE TOP TEN (+ BONUS ONES) (un)OFFICIAL RULES ON SKY POKER:

In Response to Re: THE TOP TEN (+ BONUS ONES) (un)OFFICIAL RULES ON SKY POKER : 32b And claim to know everything about everything,while looking down their noses at everybody. p.s not really directed at tikay.
Posted by igimc

loool,it also appears that 1 of my posts has been deleted rather than edited,so mere is allowed to insinuate i can barely spell but i am NOT allowed to reply in kind ;o) im sure this guy is a mod,he has to be yeah? xxx

unknown_username

33. All coincidences are random coincidences.

MAXALLY

35. Playing drunk increases your BR

RedHouse

36. The first night of playing after signing up will be the most run good night of your poker career.