THE TOP 100 (un)OFFICIAL RULES ON SKY POKER

lozgo

37...LML always wins with AJ!!!

Kiwini4u

38. Its ALWAYS Orfords fault

emilyegg

40. Vince (Tikays mate) will always make the first "knob" comment on a thread (see 27).

emilyegg

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In Response to Re: THE TOP TEN (+ BONUS ONES) (un)OFFICIAL RULES ON SKY POKER : 32b And claim to know everything about everything,while looking down their noses at everybody. p.s not really directed at tikay.
Posted by igimc

This.

igimc for the win.

MAXALLY

40. When playing on two tables, your hole cards on one will be perfect for the flop on your other table, and visa versa.

imber

41. you know that humungus stack is as a result of total bullying and bluffing - but when you go all in to teach him a lesson he gets his miracle cards (or catches a small pair on the river)!!!!

delaney09

42. never get all in pre with A A against K K cause we all know what the river is going to show lol

SolarCarro

43. Most of pages 1 & 2 happened to me in a game last night!

44. However I wasn't on Sky Poker.....I was playing live at Grosvenor Leeds, dealer must be rigged

45. Grosvenor Leeds is hosting an SPT event this season, they must be practising beforehand!

Dave

igimc

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43. Most of pages 1 & 2 happened to me in a game last night! 44. However I wasn't on Sky Poker.....I was playing live at Grosvenor Leeds, dealer must be rigged 45. Grosvenor Leeds is hosting an SPT event this season, they must be practising beforehand! Dave
Posted by SolarCarro

BS

MAXALLY

46. If you ask 3 poker players what is the best way of playing a hand, you will get 4 different answers.

YOUNG_GUN

In Response to Re: THE TOP 100 (un)OFFICIAL RULES ON SKY POKER:

43. Most of pages 1 & 2 happened to me in a game last night! 44. However I wasn't on Sky Poker.....I was playing live at Grosvenor Leeds, dealer must be rigged 45. Grosvenor Leeds is hosting an SPT event this season, they must be practising beforehand! Dave
Posted by SolarCarro

lol quality

nice read area 51 defo made me laugh a few times

although when 2nd chipstack i always do seem to get all the big stacks come on my table spooky huh

IRISHROVER

47.  charge most to those who can least afford .


 great thread alan .

waynec

48 every table must be visited by a short stack donk that sits down shoves all in with SFA hits runner runner to win pot then stands and goes west!

tapeworm

49. When ever someone makes a raise pre that screams "I HAVE ACES" and you fold your cards, you will see what would have been either a flush, straight, two pair or full house on the flop.

x-tiler

None of the above will win anything on sky poker this year or forever more,fact.
None of us want sky poker or any site to be rigged at all,thats why we continue playing hoping we are wrong!
omg it has happened to me again!! sky poker is rigged!!
Rule no 50,never ever ever under any any situation must you slowplay a monster hand online. this is a good players greatest weapon and therefore can easily be dealt with with a bit of crafty programming,,,infact,at low stakes obviously,put this theory to the test,youll see quads straight flushes etc.
This does work for any site and with collusion to the present day i have won over 2million on bb jackpots,,ty and gl

x-tiler

may i just add,no 49 is so true,if we played the game in reverse of how we play it we would all be millionaires,unless of corse the flop is relevent to which cards are played or folded in the first place? ummm,maybe

RedHouse

50. Berating someone in the chat box will only ensure that they proceed to kick your @ss and stack you over and over again. Seen this so many times lol. Moral of the story? take beats gracefully.

Darntootin

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40. When playing on two tables, your hole cards on one will be perfect for the flop on your other table, and visa versa.
Posted by MAXALLY

lol lol lol  it's funny because it's true!

Great thread.

Darntootin

51. If you need the toilet and wait until you see that you have been dealt trash before making a mad dash for it, you will return just in time to see that you have been dealt premium hole cards just as they are folded.

MAXALLY

52. There will always be an outage on the system after an essential maintenance upgrade.

phil12uk

53. You have a pocket pair and it doesn't make a set on the flop. You will then proceed to have one of the 2 cards u wanted dealt to u in your next hand.

NODEAL

 54/55/56      You must use the word owned at the most inapropriate moment and type lol into the chat when anyone gets a horrendous bad beat,   Say     nice hand as if they realy accomplished something.

GREGHOGG

55. If you make a correct call in a dym on the bubble, you will always be outdrawn. So dont bother.  

56. When meeting Trip5 at an SPT event, dont argue with her under any circumstances. What she says goes... Or, you get a headache....:)

57. It is compusary to wind up Trevor Harris and Solack about how poor Arsenal's form is, at every opportunity.

NODEAL

One must not start a fight with the person posting before or after one,    One must not point out the obviouse that NO 57 follows no 56,    One is calm,     One is breathing deep.

GREGHOGG

58. One must start a "fight" in threads for entertainment value only.

59. One must talk in the first person like the Queen

60. One must not take the pee out of NOdeal, and ask for a chop when HU at the end of a sng.

MAXALLY

61. The Download will solve all problems in an instant.

YOUNG_GUN

62. Maxally's a plonker

MAXALLY

63. Young Gun is a bigger plonker (but not as big as DOH!)   )

harding10

64 - when you're sure your opponent is bluffing and re-raise all-in, they've got the goods.

MAXALLY

65. Lucky7777777777 will leave on average once per month.



66. Lucky7777777777 will return on average once per month.