THE TOP 100 (un)OFFICIAL RULES ON SKY POKER

IRISHROVER · January 2011

67. dont ever try to teach your wife this poker game ,

it will only end up in you doing this /> />>>>

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78b67l_yxUc

Kiwini4u · January 2011

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65. Lucky7777777777 will leave on average once per day. 66. Lucky7777777777 will return on average once per day.
Posted by MAXALLY

FYP:)

AMYBR · January 2011

67 and 1/2. The vast majority of the time when you jam with A picture deep, you'll get called by a small pair, flop will come A (set) blank

unknown_username · January 2011

68. Win a nice pot with any hand and you will later get the same hand and lose all the chips.

69. Early chip leaders never win tournaments.

70. Baco-foil hats play havoc with your hair and make your ears sweat.

djblacke04 · January 2011

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63. The vast majority of the time when you jam with A picture deep, you'll get called by a small pair, flop will come A (set) blank
Posted by AMYBR

71 people that cant count,probably wont be very good at poker..

72 people add posts after to make you look stupid

unknown_username · January 2011

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In Response to Re: THE TOP 100 (un)OFFICIAL RULES ON SKY POKER : 70 people that cant count,probably wont be very good at poker..
Posted by djblacke04

71. True

AMYBR · January 2011

LOL, yeah ok. My bad

djblacke04 · January 2011

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In Response to Re: THE TOP 100 (un)OFFICIAL RULES ON SKY POKER : 71. True
Posted by elsadog

defo

AMYBR · January 2011

Quality edits

MAXALLY · January 2011

74. Some days I really wish I was a MOD on here like *********** & *********.

WOW! ^^^^ I was right and they have both blanked their names out!

unknown_username · January 2011

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74. Some days I really wish I was a MOD on here like *********** & *********. WOW! ^^^^ I was right and they have both blanked their names out!
Posted by MAXALLY

You spelt the first one wrong anyway!

GaryQQQ · January 2011

75. When find yourself drawn at a tournament table with 5 assorted calling stations and donks you will remain totally card dead for at least 30 minutes, if you see any flops you will miss, you will have no choice but to just sit there and watch them donking their chips off to each other.

(and yes............. this has just happened to me

Edit; I should take this one back. Shortly after posting this rule out of frustration I shoved my last 10BB from the SB over 4 limpers with my pocket 2s. There was 1 caller, a donk with the mighty T8o. My pair held, I then went on a bit of a run. 2 hours later I won the tournament!

phil12uk · January 2011

76. When u decide to play ur sets fast and bet on the flop, everyone will fold. If, however, u decide to slow play on the flop, the worst possible scare card will arrive on the turn.

tiptaptoe · January 2011

you lot are completly insane, it ain't rigged, its cos youre playing 1000s and 1000s and 10000s of hands.

AMYBR · January 2011

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you lot are completly insane, it ain't rigged, its cos youre playing 1000s and 1000s and 10000s of hands.
Posted by tiptaptoe

Thankyou for being another person that doesnt read and makes a sweeping statement reinforcing accepted propagands.

unknown_username · January 2011

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you lot are completly insane, it ain't rigged, its cos youre playing 1000s and 1000s and 10000s of hands.
Posted by tiptaptoe

You've had a sense of humour bye-pass haven't you?

This is area51 ......... the poker clinic is 2 doors down on the right.

djblacke04 · January 2011

77 ...random people who get the wrong end of the stick ,will make their first post about a completely different subject.

unknown_username · January 2011

78. You will see far more flushes and houses in Holdem than you will in Omaha

YOUNG_GUN · January 2011

80- The above post is correct

YOUNG_GUN · January 2011

Are we going to lock the thread once 100 is reached?

MAXALLY · February 2011

82. Any Final Table chat box will be more interesting than the actual play on it.

YOUNG_GUN · February 2011

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82. Any Final Table chat box will be more interesting than the actual play on it.
Posted by MAXALLY

How would you know that

MAXALLY · February 2011

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In Response to Re: THE TOP 100 (un)OFFICIAL RULES ON SKY POKER : How would you know that
Posted by YOUNG_GUN

....because I railed the primo FT last night!!! Plus I have also been playing in it ,in the past, so I am qualified to comment on it!

.....you, on the other hand, went to bed you big girl's blouse and didn't rail!

PS....had we both best do some work now??, LOL

)))

AMYBR · February 2011

84. Mods can do as they wish, without giving any genuine reason or justification, even when asked reasonably.

DOHHHHHHH · February 2011

85. Deep in a tournament, If you lose half your stack 1 hand, you will get coolered in the next...........

MAXALLY · February 2011

86. The powers that be will always reissue 'rules' to try and keep us all in check on here from time to time.

unknown_username · February 2011

87:- NO MATTER WHAT AND HOW CLEAR YOUR NAME IS!!! SKY PRESENTERS WILL SAY IT WRONG !

unknown_username · February 2011

88:- SKY POKER WILL CAUSE YOU TO HIT YOUR COMPUTER

unknown_username · February 2011

89:- DJBLACKE04 WILL STICK HIS NOSE INTO ANY ISSUE AND BROWN NOSE SKY TO THE MAX

we all love you really DJ its only a bit of fun

unknown_username · February 2011

90:- SKY FORUM POSTERS 'WILL' RANT AND MOAN BECAUSE YOU TYPE IN CAPS

THE TOP 100 (un)OFFICIAL RULES ON SKY POKER

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