THE TOP 100 (un)OFFICIAL RULES ON SKY POKER

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91:- SO CLOSE TO 911. AHHH 'PORSCHE' I LOVE SO MUCH, SKY POKER WILL MAKE ME SELL MY WONDERFUL PORSCHE 944, IF I WIN LOTS I'LL BUY A 911, OR !!!! IF I LOSE LOTS REPLACE WITH A BEETLE !!!!!!! LOL

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92:- AS SKY POKER PLAYERS WE MUST ALL FANCY LML OR ORFORD,
THERE IS ONE EXCEPTION TO THIS RULE:-
MAXALLY CAN AND DOES FANCY TK

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93:- SKY POKER PLAYERS MUST SPEND 10% OF YOUR TIME ONLINE ADDING POSTS ON THE FORUM, THIS CAN BE TALKING ABOUT EGG ON TOAST, MOANING ABOUT A DONKEY CALLING WITH 3 8 OFF OR, GETTING DRUNK IN DELS BAR

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94:-SKY POKER PLAYERS SHALL NOT TAKE SKYS NAME IN VEIN !! THIS IS UNFAIR ON TK AS HE HAS TO DANCE WITH THE DEVIL TO SMOOTH THINGS OUT EVERYTIME

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95:- SKY POKER PLAYER MUST START A FORUM POST SAYING THEY ARE LEAVING 'SKY'.

THIS IS A IMPORANT RULE AND MUST NOT BE IGNORED !!!!!

IT IS MOST IMPORTANT,
SLIDING SCALE FOR YOU:-
NOVICE UNKNOWN PLAYERS NEED TO DO THIS ONCE EVERY 5 YEARS
PLAYERS THAT HAVE BEEN ON SKY 865 ONCE OR TWICE NEED TO DO IT EVERY 2 YEARS
PLAYERS THAT ARE ON 865 EVERY WEEK NEED TO DO THIS ONCE  A YEAR
 AND FINALLY PLAYERS THAT BCOME BIG NAMES AND BECOME PART OF SKY POKER NEED TO DO THIS EVERY 6 MONTHS

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96:- IF YOUR PLAYER NAME IS 'LIAM 5 KINGS' YOU MUST LIMIT YOUR POSTINGS ON A FORUM CALLED 'THE TOP 100 (un)OFFICIAL RULES ON SKY POKER' TO NO MORE THAN THIS OR YOUR ACCOUNT CAN BE DELETED

JIMMYMAD

97) When your short stacked in a MTT and shove you always run into AA or KK