Sunday Night SHOWWWWWWWWWWwwwww Thread

MMegabyte

Was Tikay in pain whilst writing the title of this thread? Did someone walk in and catch him writing it instead of Richard, and attempt to administer painful retribution?

loonytoons

Why cant you be more like your sister? - cos she's a girl and im a boy stupid.

aussie09

i like the people who say things like, "i can spot a female impersonator a mile off."...  that's true for those that they have spotted but what about the really good ones they haven't?

and on this point... you've never seen richard and lml in the room at the same time.

MMegabyte

LML is a female impersonator?

karlluke

Shall we go out tonite, after 8pm and i have four tables on computer

karlluke

poker expression i hate when they say i have the best hand and really should play.  in reality they dont know what anyone has and never will because they never play.

JAEGERBOMB

AT THE END OF THE DAY...................................



IT GETS FLOPPING DARK!!!!!

JAEGERBOMB

All right????




NO IM half-left

karlluke

Standing infront of the cooker and get asked"what are you doing"

aussie09

In Response to Re: Sunday Night SHOWWWWWWWWWWwwwww Thread:

Standing infront of the cooker and get asked"what are you doing"
Posted by karlluke

... and what were you doing?

karlluke

when your in a pound shop and someone says how much is this.

karlluke

In Response to Re: Sunday Night SHOWWWWWWWWWWwwwww Thread:

In Response to Re: Sunday Night SHOWWWWWWWWWWwwwww Thread : ... and what were you doing?
Posted by aussie09

trying to see if north sea gas really did smell different after the conversion

AcidMan27

When you're in a fast food restaurant and they ask...do you want to go large on that? ......arggghh!!!!!! i'd have said large if I wanted large.

inka2003

What about ... "Cheap at half the price" ? 

Of course it would be !!!!!!

Always thought it should be "cheap at double the price !"

Spad3s

Tikay man, you are getting a bit old for the job i think.
I think sky should hire a new and hip host.

Im playing in tonights tourney, wish me luck everyone.

shazallin

"A penny saved is a penny earned"

No, a penny saved is just a penny saved. Keeping something you already have doesn't equate to making or acquiring a new one by any stretch of the imagination.

shazallin

"The pen is mightier than the sword"

Oh yeah? Want to test that one with me?

shazallin

"Good things come to those who wait"

Generally, good things are earned by those who go out and get them. Worst advice ever.

TiaDalma

Hey Spad3s. No 'new and hip host needed' There's no substitute for experience, and TK has that In spades...and hearts, diamonds and clubs!

shazallin

"Barking up the wrong tree"

A very misleading phrase. I tried barking up the right tree and still got no better results than very odd looks from passers-by.

a00rock

"look after the pennies and the pounds will look after themselves" hmmm

RICHORFORD

Loving it.

Some great contributions on here- I think it's going to be fun reading these out tonight. Especially with Mr. Grumpy on hand to comment!

SolarCarro

Two bad ones!!

"It's not the winning it's the taking part!" What rubbish, i mean I reckon the guy that lost to Andrew1947 for the Vegas seat consoled himself with that one!! NOT!

"Too many cooks spoil the broth" What rubbish, if I had Jamie Oliver, Gordon Ramsey and Raymond Blanc in my kitchen i reckon I would get a pretty good broth!!

Have a great show!!

Dave

hawk7112

When a player is 400 yards from the hole at a golf tournament and the crowd shout "Get in the hole"  ffs.

GREGHOGG

"what goes up must come down..."

No s***!

Tikay10

"Is Orford any good at poker?"

Machka

Stupid sayings, "Has anyone seen my car?"

Machka

Stupid Poker sayings, "And he's just hit the Orford Straight."

Tikay10

When you shove with complete air, & the geezer says "OK, I'll have a gamble".

And you are thinking, "look fella, THIS is a gamble" as you flip your 9-4 over.

Tikay10

At the Check-in Desk at the Airport.

"Have you any prohibited items in your luggage?"