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"If you swallow that chewing gum it will stay in your stomach for 7 years."
...because Wrigelys would still be in business if that were true!
Yes, along with, "Did you pack your bags yourself?"
I have a book which suggests replying, "No, a nice man called Ahmed did it for me"*.
*Try at own risk
Dumb sayings one that always amazes me is when you mention you are going to someones funeral you say i am going to John Smith's funeral on Tuesday and invariably the reply will be oh did he die.
As far as i am aware there is a law against burying people alive in this country.
Poker sayings any player moaning that no one gets bad beats like they do,all players get them they just dont moan about them.
"This won't hurt".
Always means EXACTLY the opposite!
"The next time you Raise my BB, I'm shoving all-in".
Yeah, right mate.
After Raising someone, the geezer dwells for an age then says "I have a hand". Well call me then!
The flop comes down 9-9-9,. & then about 8 players all shout in unison,
"Call the police!"
Oh how we all laugh.
No, they didn't. They'd never picked up a cricket bat in their life.
If I'd sent them out to bat against Shane Warne let's face it, they would have struggled.
How many runs did my great aunt score in her life? Zero.
So- 'a good life, but a terrible innings' would be more accurate.
Let's call it as we see it, people.
I'm getting wound up here just thinking about these.
I may even have to inflict some pain on myself.
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Yes, of course it is. You're not going to carry on looking afterwards, are you?
Sigh...
bit of a brag post lol, but also I'd like to see what he's raising the flop with.
And then you just know they are gonna say something nasty
(1)Sweet as a nut.
Nuts are not sweet.
(2)My stomach thinks my throat's been cut. Eh?
Mother - "If Neil jumped off a cliff would you follow him"
ERM - slight difference there mother
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At a recent karioke - someone said "you can,t sing to save your life" I was thinking - Why or in what situation would you need to sing well in order not to die
Have a good show guys
...he's right.
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