Sunday Night SHOWWWWWWWWWWwwwww Thread

rufusrobin

When out driving and somebody speeds past you get somebody saying look at that idiot they wont get there any quicker

Spikelad

Hi Rich could you please give a mention to ScouseRed who does a great job organising the Monday night DTD tournament.

It is a great tournament to play in for a small buyin.

HAPPYNIGE4

Evening boys, sorry 1 boy lol, Why do people say " Why cant weekends be longer? well they wouldnt be weekends would they, stupid . good luck to all tonight ,especialy me lmao.

Wacko90

Cheap as chips..

Chips arnt cheap! a couple of a quid for a bag of chips, using one potato, which will mean that its about 20 quid for a bag of spuds. Really cheap....

AcidMan27

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TMI
Posted by Machka

 Is that something women get ?

AcidMan27

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Stupid expressions!! 1) I wouldn't touch them with a barge pole (who carries a barge pole around with them) 2) He's as happy as larry (whos this larry were comparing ourselves too??) 3) A customer asks would you like the 34p, and the cashier says yeah otherwise it would only be $9 and thats not enough is it! Nah your alright ill take it from my wage..... 4) One time (for TIKAY) Ant Shepherd
Posted by JHEROCALLH

 Been watching Peter Kay lately ?; )

andrew1947

shut your mouth and eat your tea

Machka

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macdonalds staff say...have a nice day. when they really mean...go do something anatomically improbable.
Posted by lozgo

"Would you like a drink with that?"

If I wanted a drink I would have asked for a drink!

spornybol

stop playing with your dongle - you`ll go blind

AcidMan27

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shut your mouth and eat your tea
Posted by andrew1947

haha, I remember my mum saying that to me once. I decided to then be funny and try putting the food in my mouth with it shut, she clipped me round the ear.

Yorkie74

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Stupid sayings, "If you swallow that chewing gum it will wrap itself round your tonsils." or "If you swallow that chewing gum it will stay in your stomach for 7 years." ...because Wrigelys would still be in business if that were true!
Posted by Machka

Also being told if you eat apple pips an apple tree will grow in your tummy!!!!

One of my pet hates is when at work and on the phone and someone asks my name.  My surname is Dyson and so many people ask if I am any relation to the famous Dyson.  As if I would be sat talking to them on the phone if I was!!!!

Have had lots of other questions regarding my surname from people I know but couldnt out them on here.....lol

MMegabyte

Tikay has already forgotten the beginning of the show! Tell him anything!

PUCPOUND

Gutted, was going steady, then crashed down to about 1000, hung in there and then got dealt AA when down to 700, only to disconnect as I pressed the all in button, by time I got back on line virtually out

Just my luck

PUCPOUND (Andy)

SevenChips

dumb expression

'you're taking the mick'

who is mick?
and why are we taking him?

acebarry10

You are sat in the pub, there is an empty chair at the table, and someone has to ask, Is anyone sitting there?. I usually answer its only the invisible man

andrew1947

your siting on the bus with a empty seat next to you ,a person gets on and points to the empty seat next to you,and says anybody siting there?

spornybol

if you don`t stop crying, i`ll give you a reason to cry ???

SolarCarro

Hi Rich and Tikay

Talk to me.....I'm still here!

scouse_red

When you're eating something and someone asks "Is that nice?"


 No, it's really revolting I always eat stuff I hate.
 $%&*^$GHJJYFFDCDEEERTYY%££%^&*UE

MMegabyte

I'm off, got doctor's in the morning, have a good show guys!

SolarCarro

"Its a dog's life!"

Silly - they sleep in cages, eat dog food, go for walks on leads, they don't even get to play poker!!

Joe LEGEND !!

cl00less

Hi Rich and Tikay, great show

stupid sayings..

When you come in dripping wet someone always says "is it raining?", or you're carrying a fishing rod / tennis raquet you are guaranteed to get asked "where are you off to?"

Machka

The pen is mightier than the sword.


In that case do you fancy a duel?

Dingdell

My elderly great aunt was very impressed when I went round for tea and my mobile phone rang. When it rang a second time she said "oooh, how do they know where you are?".

SolarCarro

This has always tilted me!!

You go to the doctors, politely knock on the door and enter

"How are you?" The doctor always asks!!

"I'm fine thank you" I always say!!

2 Stupid comments!!

Machka

You can’t have your cake and eat it.

I can.  I did.

callumtres

Not really to do with this thread, but where has Giddins gone? I like the banter between Orford and Giddins. Makes for good Tv!!

DOHHHHHHH

I've missed the first hour of the show, so apologies if I've missed an announcement/story about this....

But are TK's eyebrows wider apart than usual tonight?

spornybol

can i say happy birthday to rich yesterday, and the only reason why liverpool lost was they knew it was your 50th so they gave you a extra pressie,
 

belsibub

Shoot at will what's poor Will done to get shot at all the time?