WISH ME LUCK YOU FLOPWIT FLAPHEADS!!!!!

Mr_Miyagi

if you need any organs donating drop me a PM

best wishes from all the miyagi family

yidette9

hello Nutty

I will always remember how you welcomed me to the sky poker community, you said to me "floppa whoppa!"

Now I'm asking you to "floppa speedy recovery" please Nutty

Big yidette smiles and very best wishes coming your way

^_^ ))xxx

IRISHROVER

Are you still in hospital Rik ?

If so is it the  local general hospital ?

If so i will call in during the week ,
most probably Wednesday afternoon .

PM me your proper name , visiting hours & which ward your in  .
i can hardly go in to the local general & shout out

oyyyyyyyy nuttterrrrrrrr where art thou ?

MADMOO

Sorry to hear your unwell nutter
Hope you get well soon xxx

grantorino

gl, hope it goes well

oynutter

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Are you still in hospital Rik ? If so is it the  local general hospital ? If so i will call in during the week , most probably Wednesday afternoon . PM me your proper name , visiting hours & which ward your in  . i can hardly go in to the local general & shout out oyyyyyyyy nuttterrrrrrrr where art thou ?
Posted by IRISHROVER

Lol--- Nice one Dennis, be great to meet ya, I'm in Cork university hospital-- coronary care unit--bed 6--- nurse says I should be in the same place for a good few days--- My window looks out on the entrance where the wee roundabout is, so you could just stand in the middle of it and shout OOOOYYYYYYY NNNUTTTTTEEERRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!
LOL--- Will pm name, I'm pretty sure you know it already coz I told you at the tables--- visiting here is relaxed, so any time after 2pm is fine--- I got dentist tomorrow and a mad test where they stick a camera down my throat, so any time on or after tuesday will be great, I will post here if I cant talk after the test, but should be ok--- cheers Dennis--- see you soon!!

oynutter

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hello Nutty I will always remember how you welcomed me to the sky poker community, you said to me "floppa whoppa!" Now I'm asking you to "floppa speedy recovery" please Nutty Big yidette smiles and very best wishes coming your way ^_^ ))xxx
Posted by yidette9

Cheers Yidette, avvvaa banana!!!--- go on go on go on, I got floppin loads of em!!!!!--- why does everyone bring bananas---lol--aaavvvvaaa banana!!!

oynutter

Thanks again to everyone thats posted, don't think I will forget, my concentration has gone totally flopwit atm, but I will do my best to post replies. You is all the bestest flapheads in the world!!!!!!

oynutter

Has anybody ever in the whole world ever visited someone in hospital without bringing them some floppin BANANAS????--- EH? ---EH?   -- HAVE THEY???? EH??? WELL???----LOL

oynutter

 Please mr sky man sir, can I open a new account and play on the cash tables with bananas???---please

IRISHROVER

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In Response to Re: WISH ME LUCK YOU FLOPWIT FLAPHEADS!!!!! : Lol--- Nice one Dennis, be great to meet ya, I'm in Cork university hospital-- coronary care unit--bed 6--- nurse says I should be in the same place for a good few days--- My window looks out on the entrance where the wee roundabout is, so you could just stand in the middle of it and shout OOOOYYYYYYY NNNUTTTTTEEERRRRRRR!!!!!!!!! LOL--- Will pm name, I'm pretty sure you know it already coz I told you at the tables--- visiting here is relaxed, so any time after 2pm is fine--- I got dentist tomorrow and a mad test where they stick a camera down my throat, so any time on or after tuesday will be great, I will post here if I cant talk after the test, but should be ok--- cheers Dennis--- see you soon!!
Posted by oynutter

Great really looking forward to having a laugh with you in person ,
grrrr pity its not over a pint lol ,
Wednesday ,Thursday or Friday afternoon is fine with me , by then i should have enough
food caught for raver & the kids lol .

Denis.

p.s lol fish have a short memory span ,
so i have no chance of remembering your surname ,
pm me Bud .

JohnConnor

All the very best of luck sir. JC

oynutter

Hi Dennis, my pm flopwit pm thing won't work--- If I remember rightly we have the same surname, but it's quite likely I don't remember rightly, it starts with an M and ends in Y, and its a factory in cork making black wet stuff and golden wet stuff---lol---got it yet? lol

MAXALLY

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Hi Dennis, my pm flopwit pm thing won't work--- If I remember rightly we have the same surname, but it's quite likely I don't remember rightly, it starts with an M and ends in Y, and its a factory in cork making black wet stuff and golden wet stuff---lol---got it yet? lol
Posted by oynutter

Is it ' Make mine a Guiness and treacle CompanY'

IRISHROVER

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Hi Dennis, my pm flopwit pm thing won't work--- If I remember rightly we have the same surname, but it's quite likely I don't remember rightly, it starts with an M and ends in Y, and its a factory in cork making black wet stuff and golden wet stuff---lol---got it yet? lol
Posted by oynutter

lol over & out ,
post  up here then which ever afternoon you are up for a visit bud .

dylan12

Gl with the operation mate, will be thinking of you!

Then get better you flopwit nutter  

GELDY

good shout out by TK - good luck m8. You'll bounce back better than before - for sure.

Machka

Floppin well get better quick you flaphead.

jjjach

All the best nutter hope everything goes well.

THFC4EVA

 The funniest guy on sky poker imo. Good luck SIR NUTTER. Hope everything goes smoothly for you.

unknown_username

wishing u all the best and a speedy recovery xxx

oynutter

Hi to all normal bodily function specialists, you lucky lucky bar stewards---lol---

 Got a bit of time to post some nice gory details for ya

 37 needles stuck in me so far, not had one for 20 years before that

 Had a hole in my arm with a plastic tube stuck in it, then they put in a tiny camera on the end of a wire--- up me flappin arm, round the floppin corner, and down into my heart--- then up the same hole (I think) they injected a dye that felt like someone had just filled up my whole torso with water from a hot kettle---- jjeeezzz--- it was floppin mental I tell you!!!

 Couple of x-rays, and ultra sound scans ect, all a doddle

 Today there was a mix up because they sent me down to have all my teeth out but the dentist could'nt do it because I told him I also had to have the "camera down the throat test" ( can't remember what its called) in the afternoon--hahahaha--- small reprieve for me

 The doc made me sign another consent form because there are very tiny risks involved, like you could die if you vomit, or the operator makes a wrong move and dislodges something from the valve ect

 Funny thing--- they always use the same doctor to get you to sign the consent/disclaimer form, and by a strange and unexplainable coincidence, he is the doctor with the best bedside manner of all---lol

 But they gave me some nice drugs which made me semi-conscious, so no pain or even discomfort---- apparently they have to keep you awake to tell you when to swallow or move ect, but I had no idea I was awake and can't remember a thing about it--weird

 Then my two kids came with their Mummy, to see Daddy completely off his head on drugs---lol - we did have a laugh--- I'm still a bit out of it---
 concentration gone again-- bit more later--- thanks all

oynutter

One more bit-- 2nd worse thing so far is pulling off those sticky pads they use for ecg monitors ect-- flappin loads of the flopwit things, and they always stick em on hairy bits aaaaaaaggggghhhhhh!!!!

 Must have pulled off around 50 of them so far, I said to one nurse, "can I do that one myself?", " oh ok" she said, deprive me of one of my few pleasures"---lol

oynutter

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In Response to Re: WISH ME LUCK YOU FLOPWIT FLAPHEADS!!!!! : lol over & out , post  up here then which ever afternoon you are up for a visit bud .
Posted by IRISHROVER

 Hiya Dennis, looks like have a free day tomorrow, dentist can't do my flopwit head in till wednesday now, so will be in very bad form indeed on wednesday, and the sight of a big white smile might put me on tilt--lol---- so tomorrow or thursday would be great, could you bring six cuban cigars, a bottle of jamesons, and a lady of ill repute, thanks, I know I can rely on you!

 Ps, If you bring a flapwit banana--- THATS IT!!!!---- NO MORE MR NICE GUY!!!!!!!!

oynutter

OK BAD BEAT BOYS----According to stats I found on the internet, my chances of not surviving are similar to this hand--

player -- oynutter holds KK

player--- grim reaper holds 6-7 hearts (obviously)

flop comes K-K-9H

TURN COMES----5H

The only card that can kill me is the 8 of hearts on the river!!!---2.27%

Hows that for a bad beat--lol---- wheres spornybol?

IRISHROVER

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In Response to Re: WISH ME LUCK YOU FLOPWIT FLAPHEADS!!!!! :  Hiya Dennis, looks like have a free day tomorrow, dentist can't do my flopwit head in till wednesday now, so will be in very bad form indeed on wednesday, and the sight of a big white smile might put me on tilt--lol---- so tomorrow or thursday would be great, could you bring six cuban cigars, a bottle of jamesons, and a lady of ill repute, thanks, I know I can rely on you!  Ps, If you bring a flapwit banana--- THATS IT!!!!---- NO MORE MR NICE GUY!!!!!!!!
Posted by oynutter

Thursday 2pm ish bud  is fine with me ,
post up here if your  mmmm plans change lol .

oynutter

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In Response to Re: WISH ME LUCK YOU FLOPWIT FLAPHEADS!!!!! : Thursday 2pm ish bud  is fine with me , post up here if your  mmmm plans change lol .
Posted by IRISHROVER

Nice one Dennis, will post if any news, might tell you to come a bit later, but not sure what's going on yet, my fluid on lungs is nearly fixed now, so feelling much better that way, oxygen is very under-rated innit---lol

AcidMan27

In Response to Re: WISH ME LUCK YOU FLOPWIT FLAPHEADS!!!!!:

OK BAD BEAT BOYS----According to stats I found on the internet, my chances of not surviving are similar to this hand-- player -- oynutter holds KK player--- grim reaper holds 6-7 hearts (obviously) flop comes K-K-9H TURN COMES----5H The only card that can kill me is the 8 of hearts on the river!!!---2.27% Hows that for a bad beat--lol---- wheres spornybol?
Posted by oynutter

If you don't make it, promise to come back on here and post the operation history so we can criticise how the surgeon played it.

logdon

Denis  can you take Oy the 8 of hearts when you visit him please.  Baldric said, if you have the bullet with your name on it ?   hugs Annie xx 

oynutter

LOL you two ---- I just realised these are the odds with me and the surgeon heads up---- I actually have odds nearly  twice as good if the whole surgical team had a hand but folded--hahaha---NUTTER FTW!!!