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WISH ME LUCK YOU FLOPWIT FLAPHEADS!!!!!

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  • delaney09delaney09
    edited October 2011
    very best of luck with the operation hope all goes well and your back up and healthy again soon

    very nice gesture from sky & Tikay too

    would be good to meet you once your better so hope you take up this offer

    Very best of luck

    Ashley
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  • IRISHROVERIRISHROVER
    edited October 2011
    In Response to Re: WISH ME LUCK YOU FLOPWIT FLAPHEADS!!!!!:
    In Response to Re: WISH ME LUCK YOU FLOPWIT FLAPHEADS!!!!! : Nice one Dennis, will post if any news, might tell you to come a bit later, but not sure what's going on yet, my fluid on lungs is nearly fixed now, so feelling much better that way, oxygen is very under-rated innit---lol
    Posted by oynutter
    Yep , no probs  in your own time Rik .
    Run good .
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  • IRISHROVERIRISHROVER
    edited October 2011
    In Response to Re: WISH ME LUCK YOU FLOPWIT FLAPHEADS!!!!!:
    Denis  can you take Oy the 8 of hearts when you visit him please.  Baldric said, if you have the bullet with your name on it ?   hugs Annie xx 
    Posted by logdon

    Will do Annie .
    xx
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  • 67Bhoys67Bhoys
    edited October 2011
    In Response to Re: WISH ME LUCK YOU FLOPWIT FLAPHEADS!!!!!:
    One more bit-- 2nd worse thing so far is pulling off those sticky pads they use for ecg monitors ect-- flappin loads of the flopwit things, and they always stick em on hairy bits aaaaaaaggggghhhhhh!!!!  Must have pulled off around 50 of them so far, I said to one nurse, "can I do that one myself?", " oh ok" she said, deprive me of one of my few pleasures"---lol
    Posted by oynutter
    Don't be depriving the nurses of their few pleasures mate.

    All the best mate.
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  • oynutteroynutter
    edited October 2011
    In Response to Re: WISH ME LUCK YOU FLOPWIT FLAPHEADS!!!!!:
    In Response to Re: WISH ME LUCK YOU FLOPWIT FLAPHEADS!!!!! : Don't be depriving the nurses of their few pleasures mate. All the best mate.
    Posted by 67Bhoys
     Cheers bhoys, if I deprive them of one pleasure, I might try to compensate them with another one ok
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  • labrat64labrat64
    edited October 2011
    Hi nutter, just been catching up after time away. Really hope everything goes ok and you come back better than ever. As one who has been caught up in this type of  situation (Lauren) i know that this amazing community will keep you laughing and sane - something else you've never been before -

    Seriously mate, all the best, good luck and speak soon.

    Ian Stocks.
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  • spornybolspornybol
    edited October 2011
    In Response to Re: WISH ME LUCK YOU FLOPWIT FLAPHEADS!!!!!:
    In Response to Re: WISH ME LUCK YOU FLOPWIT FLAPHEADS!!!!! :  Cheers bhoys, if I deprive them of one pleasure, I might try to compensate them with another one ok
    Posted by oynutter
    GIVE UM ONE OFF YOUR BANANA`S, 

    HOPE ALL I GOOD TODAY, I`M JONING YOU IN BED (NO THAT WAY). GOT A STINKER THROAT SWOLLEN SO CAN`T TALK,  EYE`S @ NOSE RUNNING LIKE THE NIAGRA FALLS, BUT WHAT WORSE MY FACE HAS ALSO SWOLLEN TOO DYLAN12 SIZE AND IT ALSO FEELS THAT YOUNG-GUN (WITH MOOBS) IS SITTING ON MY CHEST.
    OTHER THAN THAT ALL IS GREAT.

    PICTURES OFF YOUR NURSE WON`T COME A-MISS

    EDIT : I`M ON THE DAY NURSE, NITE NURSE AND EVEN THE MID-WIFE BUT FOR SOME REASON I`M NOT ALOUD ANY SURGICAL SPIRIT
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  • logdonlogdon
    edited October 2011
    In Response to Re: WISH ME LUCK YOU FLOPWIT FLAPHEADS!!!!!:
    In Response to Re: WISH ME LUCK YOU FLOPWIT FLAPHEADS!!!!! : Don't be depriving the nurses of their few pleasures mate. All the best mate.
    Posted by 67Bhoys
    These pleasures include taking his temperature with the thermometer up you know where, when under the tongue will do.   Mm mm he'll will look funny with a daffodil sticking out.  Ha ha  "They watch the Carry On films to, you know".?   Oh Matron   Plus, when they come to shave your chest for the Operation they will do your dangly bits as well,  just to make them look like a wet chamois leather hanging down.   Oh yes.! and the gowns for the Operating room will have the backs open showing your bottom to everyone when you walk down the ward to the toilets.  Men's Surgical  nurses have the best fun. ?    
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  • spornybolspornybol
    edited October 2011
    In Response to Re: WISH ME LUCK YOU FLOPWIT FLAPHEADS!!!!!:
    In Response to Re: WISH ME LUCK YOU FLOPWIT FLAPHEADS!!!!! : These pleasures include taking his temperature with the thermometer up you know where, when under the tongue will do.   Mm mm he'll will look funny with a daffodil sticking out.  Ha ha  "They watch the Carry On films to, you know".?   Oh Matron   Plus, when they come to shave your chest for the Operation they will do your dangly bits as well,  just to make them look like a wet chamois leather hanging down.   Oh yes.! and the gowns for the Operating room will have the backs open showing your bottom to everyone when you walk down the ward to the toilets.  Men's Surgical  nurses have the best fun. ?    
    Posted by logdon
    I WOULDN`T WANT TO SHAVE THEIR ?
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  • oynutteroynutter
    edited October 2011
    In Response to Re: WISH ME LUCK YOU FLOPWIT FLAPHEADS!!!!!:
    Hi nutter, just been catching up after time away. Really hope everything goes ok and you come back better than ever. As one who has been caught up in this type of  situation (Lauren) i know that this amazing community will keep you laughing and sane - something else you've never been before - Seriously mate, all the best, good luck and speak soon. Ian Stocks.
    Posted by labrat64
     Thanks Ian, I could'nt begin to imagine how Lauren felt, or how it must be for the family. I have a good imagination usually, although it does seem to have taken a bit of a dive lately. I hope Lauren is ok and the worst is all over for her--- Tell her that Nutter says she is so lucky not to have a hairy chest--lol---those sticky pads are something else innit!!--- all the best to all there--- thanks mate
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  • oynutteroynutter
    edited October 2011
    Thanks Spornybol and loghead, and I really mean it sincerely, you have both been a huge support to me so far, and I really have no idea what I would have done without you both> NOW SHUT THE FLAP UP AND GO AWAY!!!!!!!!
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  • oynutteroynutter
    edited October 2011
    A few of you have said I am being brave, and you all know how easy it is to be brave on a keyboard, truth is I got no choices left here, the odds say I'll survive, but try to imagine playing poker for your actual life--- you got the best hand, your grim reaper opponent can beat you with a 1 outer on the river, but the dealer has dealt the turn card and decided to wait till next week to deal the river--- I am hitting myself!!! (insert S where appropriate) lol
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  • 67Bhoys67Bhoys
    edited October 2011
    In Response to Re: WISH ME LUCK YOU FLOPWIT FLAPHEADS!!!!!:
    A few of you have said I am being brave, and you all know how easy it is to be brave on a keyboard, truth is I got no choices left here, the odds say I'll survive, but try to imagine playing poker for your actual life--- you got the best hand, your grim reaper opponent can beat you with a 1 outer on the river, but the dealer has dealt the turn card and decided to wait till next week to deal the river--- I am hitting myself!!! (insert S where appropriate) lol
    Posted by oynutter
    Telling Logdon to shut the flap up and go away.

    Now that's Brave!!!
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  • oynutteroynutter
    edited October 2011
    Ahhh-- but she nose I did'nt mean it, do you really, honestly think I would be that brave???--- there's brave, and there's flopwit stupid, the bravest thing I've ever done is call her loghead--lol
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  • logdonlogdon
    edited October 2011
     I  remember when Hubby was in for prostate problems a few years ago and he was recovering from the Operation he mistakenly gave the nurses some chat back.  The the next day he phoned me to say he was starving and asked me to bring him something to eat.  "Why I asked,  is the Hospital food that bad."!   "I don't know, he said".  The dinner trolley lady smiled at me and went straight passed and I didn't get anything.  OK  I'll bring you some sandwiches visiting time.  When I got there and walked into the ward I noticed a sign at the end of his bed saying. Nil By Mouth.   That shut him up when the nurse said,  "Oh dear that should have been taken away yesterday".?   He was a Model Patient after that. !
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  • loonytoonsloonytoons
    edited October 2011
    My brother in law aged 55 just had a quadruple heart by pass 3 weeks after having a heart attack. That was 4 months ago, he was discharged 10 days later and although he has to take tablets for life, he cannot ever smoke again, and he has to watch his diet, he must do exercise everyday and he feels 100% fine, and he looks as fit as a fiddle now, so good luck, its not all doom and gloom!
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  • oynutteroynutter
    edited October 2011
    cheers Loony, yeh doc says I'll be a new man, I'm only worried about the odds really, valve surgery is apparently much more risky than bypass. I saw the doc today and he said the odds I got from a web page called euroscore is pretty accurate ( between 2 and 3% chance of dying on the table), quite scary if I count the amount of times I've had those odds overturned playing poker---lol-- Best not to think about it, so it's not easy having a week to wait-- it's only really 50-1 innit-- Anyway, I better shut up---Odds are I'll be back!!!
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  • oynutteroynutter
    edited October 2011
    In Response to Re: WISH ME LUCK YOU FLOPWIT FLAPHEADS!!!!!:
     I  remember when Hubby was in for prostate problems a few years ago and he was recovering from the Operation he mistakenly gave the nurses some chat back.  The the next day he phoned me to say he was starving and asked me to bring him something to eat.  "Why I asked,  is the Hospital food that bad."!   "I don't know, he said".  The dinner trolley lady smiled at me and went straight passed and I didn't get anything.  OK  I'll bring you some sandwiches visiting time.  When I got there and walked into the ward I noticed a sign at the end of his bed saying. Nil By Mouth.   That shut him up when the nurse said,  "Oh dear that should have been taken away yesterday".?   He was a Model Patient after that. !
    Posted by logdon
     LOL Annie, aye, they keep taking me off for tests and I miss the dinner choice forms, some health freak keeps filling them out for me, when I want the fat nurse to do it--lol
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  • loonytoonsloonytoons
    edited October 2011
    In Response to Re: WISH ME LUCK YOU FLOPWIT FLAPHEADS!!!!!:
    cheers Loony, yeh doc says I'll be a new man, I'm only worried about the odds really, valve surgery is apparently much more risky than bypass. I saw the doc today and he said the odds I got from a web page called euroscore is pretty accurate ( between 2 and 3% chance of dying on the table),quite scary if I count the amount of times I've had those odds overturned playing poker---lol-- Best not to think about it, so it's not easy having a week to wait-- it's only really 50-1 innit-- Anyway, I better shut up---Odds are I'll be back!!!
    Posted by oynutter
    This may be the % odds, but of those 2-3 out of the 100, how many had other underlying problems? Maybe one was 79 years old, another had other clinical problems running in tandem with the heart diagnosis. If your reasonably healthy apart from the heart valve, the chances must be much less? Also its worth asking what the success rate is in your particular hospital, and also with your particular surgeon, they have to tell you. As in all occupations you get good ones and you get better ones, this isn't supposed to scare you lol, its just worth pointing out, but if he's one of the better ones, those odds will tumble even more.
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  • oynutteroynutter
    edited October 2011
    Good sign today anyway, I had to go for a lung power test, I asked the nurse why, because I won't need them in theatre ( I'll be on a heart/lung machine). She said they need to know for my recovery programme--- Thats good innit!!!
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  • oynutteroynutter
    edited October 2011
    In Response to Re: WISH ME LUCK YOU FLOPWIT FLAPHEADS!!!!!:
    In Response to Re: WISH ME LUCK YOU FLOPWIT FLAPHEADS!!!!! : This may be the % odds, but of those 2-3 out of the 100, how many had other underlying problems? Maybe one was 79 years old, another had other clinical problems running in tandem with the heart diagnosis. If your reasonably healthy apart from the heart valve, the chances must be much less? Also its worth asking what the success rate is in your particular hospital, and also with your particular surgeon, they have to tell you. As in all occupations you get good ones and you get better ones, this isn't supposed to scare you lol, its just worth pointing out, but if he's one of the better ones, those odds will tumble even more.
    Posted by loonytoons
     Aye, you fill out a form that takes health, age and other issues into account, but I might ask about the success rate, just to scare myself a bit more--lol
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  • oynutteroynutter
    edited October 2011
    And they did'nt ask if I was an athiest on the form












    thank christ!!!!
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  • loonytoonsloonytoons
    edited October 2011
    In Response to Re: WISH ME LUCK YOU FLOPWIT FLAPHEADS!!!!!:
    In Response to Re: WISH ME LUCK YOU FLOPWIT FLAPHEADS!!!!! :  Aye, you fill out a form that takes health, age and other issues into account, but I might ask about the success rate, just to scare myself a bit more--lol
    Posted by oynutter
    Success rates can hide the truth though! Take great Ormond Street, they would have a lower rate that many other hospitals, but have a lot of the best surgeons, its just they do operations on patience with greater clinical needs and trickier operations than other hospitals. If it was me i would aks the surgeon ''are you any good'' lol
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  • logdonlogdon
    edited October 2011
     Oy there is only Two things to worry about if you are alive or if you are dead.

     1.   If you are alive you have nothing to worry about.

     2.   If you are dead you have nothing to worry about.

      Oops forgot there are three things to worry about. ?








































     If the Surgeons name is Sweeney Todd.!
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  • oynutteroynutter
    edited October 2011
    In Response to Re: WISH ME LUCK YOU FLOPWIT FLAPHEADS!!!!!:
    In Response to Re: WISH ME LUCK YOU FLOPWIT FLAPHEADS!!!!! : Success rates can hide the truth though! Take great Ormond Street, they would have a lower rate that many other hospitals, but have a lot of the best surgeons, its just they do operations on patience with greater clinical needs and trickier operations than other hospitals. If it was me i would aks the surgeon ''are you any good'' lol
    Posted by loonytoons
     Nice one Loony, I think I might bet him a tenner he can't fix me--lol
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  • IRISHROVERIRISHROVER
    edited October 2011

    Oyyyyyyyyyy  Nutterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr   Enjoy   >>>


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeoJ7mn5AJg&feature=related
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  • oynutteroynutter
    edited October 2011
    I can't floppin watch that you flaphead!!!!!!---- My pulse is 110 already, who's  side are you on anyway?--- lol

     Have to go and get half my teeth out today, so hopefully I'll be left alone tomorrow, I got moved around the corner to coranary care, step down unit,,won't be able to post so much because signal is bad here, but should be ok in the evenings-- I'll just post this to test it out, see ya tomorrow if you're still up for visit, cheers Den.
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  • logdonlogdon
    edited October 2011
      Morning Sick Person   "Why"  they pulling out half your teeth. ?     you got Gold fillings.!

     Or the Nurses having Fun.?   :-))
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  • oynutteroynutter
    edited October 2011
    LOL--I had a car smash years ago which cracked a lot of my teeth, so there is rotten roots in my gum, they cant risk stuff like that entering the blood stream when they've fitted the mechanical valve, doc says best to have the lot out and get false ones, they'll pull out half today and the rest on friday
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  • MAXALLYMAXALLY
    edited October 2011


    Dont forget to put them under your pillow tonight ready for the tooth fairy. Mind you, if you see a vision of someone walking through the ward wearing a pink tutu in the middle of the night, you might just think the drugs have just kicked in!

    Its not the 2.20 @ 2.20 anymore for you......its the, wait for it.....

    ....the 2.30 @ 2.30....!!












    (the tooth hurty at tooth hurty!....I will get my coat)
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