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WISH ME LUCK YOU FLOPWIT FLAPHEADS!!!!!

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  • logdonlogdon
    edited October 2011
     Oy   just been on the Web looking up your Surgeons CV  and guess what. ?   Yep he's Qualified all right,  last year with flying colours and top grades,  as a "Tree Surgeon" and is branching out this year.  He's got good roots and family tree all in Gardening and Forestry. Hope this helps to reassure you, you are in good hands or could be Lumbered.  Hugs :-)))      
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  • oynutteroynutter
    edited October 2011
    In Response to Re: WISH ME LUCK YOU FLOPWIT FLAPHEADS!!!!!:
    Great to see you perky flaphead. Good old Rover - quite a man he is and I'm not surprised you couldn't shut him up  lol. Get the operation over and done with and you'll feel the benefit. We had a visit from some friends who live in France yesterday. Howard is currently waiting to go into hospital for the same thing as you and was understandably nervous about it. I was telling him about another mate of mine, John, who had a triple jobby done at the beginning of this year, when the doorbell rang. It was the very guy I was telling Howard about. They had a good natter about it all and I know Howard felt much more comfortable about his upcoming operation. John, my mate who had it done in January is bouncing round like a 14 year old and is now back at work. Not bad for a 63 year old eh? As for dentists - pah!!!  I had a simple filling last Thursday and have looked like the Michelin Man from the neck up ever since. Full of pain-killers and antibiotics now. Keep your spirits up flopper and I wish you a speedy recovery m8. 
    Posted by elsadog
     Nice one Alan, had my last ever injection in the gum--- Yipppeeeee!!!!!-- and the dentist owes me free dentures!!

     Gums seem to be healing good, but can only eat very soft stuff---- Irishrover---lol--- if he could type like he can talk, the forum would be bigger than the rest of the internet--lol--we had a great time, the nurse warned him twice before she chucked him out.---- don't talk to me about pain killers--lol-- I just got me julee to bring me a secret supply--hahahaha
     sorry I can't post much atm, my connection here rarely works at all--- new update coming up soon--cheers Alan
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  • 67Bhoys67Bhoys
    edited October 2011
    In Response to Re: WISH ME LUCK YOU FLOPWIT FLAPHEADS!!!!!:
    How lucky am I to have loghead? 1. very very lucky indeed 2. very lucky 3. A bit lucky 4. slightly lucky 5. not so lucky 6. a bit unlucky 7. very unlucky 8. desperately unlucky 9. so unlucky it dosn't bear thinking about 10.Doomed  Answers will be sorted and evaluated by Irishrover and dohhhhhhh, winners are free to personally abuse Loghead for 3 months!
    Posted by oynutter
    Is there an option 11 or 12?
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  • IRISHROVERIRISHROVER
    edited October 2011
    In Response to Re: WISH ME LUCK YOU FLOPWIT FLAPHEADS!!!!!:
    Cheers dude!-- not a bit late yet mate!  Quick update, just had the rest of my teeth out, twas a bit of a pain, but no agony, very lucky really, 9 teeth out in one go!!-- Have to wait for gums to heal a bit before I get a date for op, might know more tomorrow, or monday.  THAT DENNIS IS A NUTTER!!!! --- THE NURSE HAD TO CHUCK HIM OUT OF THE FLOPPIN HOSPITAL I TELL YOU!!!  Five more minutes and she would have called security!---- Dohhhhhhhh was right about him lads!! NNNAAAHHH--- We had a great laugh, and would have yapped all night if he had bought a bottle of Jamesons--lol-- I knew after the first ten minutes that the nurses would end up chucking him out---lol--- Visiting time ends at 8oclock, but they are very relaxed about it-- Dennis left at 10.20pm in mid conversation  I hav'nt had such craic for ages!--- Dennis could make a living visiting people in hospital, you will see what I mean when he finally makes it to a live event!!  SO A MASSIVE THANKS TO DENNIS THE IRISHNUTROVER FOR CHEERING MY FLOPWIT HEAD!! LOOK AFTER HIM LADS AND NOT SO LADS, DIAMOND GEEZER INNIT!!!! 
    Posted by oynutter
    lol n1 bud ,
    i have a easy work load on Monday ,
    so if your up for  a visit  on Monday afternoon i will pop around  .
    What are the afternoon visiting times Rik ?

    Den .



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  • oynutteroynutter
    edited October 2011
    AWWWW lads, you simply would not believe how hard it was for me this afternoon, I have never ever had such a difficult time, I honestly will never know how I managed to get through it. Most of my problems so far have been quite easily overcome, you know, just grin and bear it type of thing.

     But this afternoon really was something else, I won't go through all the details lads, because there are a lot of people that may, one day, have to get through a similar experience, suffice to say, it was very nearly impossible to handle---- I had to convince a psychologist that I'm not a nutter !!!!!
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited October 2011
    In Response to Re: WISH ME LUCK YOU FLOPWIT FLAPHEADS!!!!!:
    AWWWW lads, you simply would not believe how hard it was for me this afternoon, I have never ever had such a difficult time, I honestly will never know how I managed to get through it. Most of my problems so far have been quite easily overcome, you know, just grin and bear it type of thing.  But this afternoon really was something else, I won't go through all the details lads, because there are a lot of people that may, one day, have to get through a similar experience, suffice to say, it was very nearly impossible to handle---- I had to convince a psychologist that I'm not a nutter !!!!!
    Posted by oynutter

    Major fail there then?
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  • oynutteroynutter
    edited October 2011
    I floppin passed mate!!!!--- Flappin amazing innit!!!--Some of the questions them psychologists ask are mental !
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  • logdonlogdon
    edited October 2011

     You Poor thing!   Ask one of the nicest Nurses to give you a big hug from me.      

    The waiting is your problem it plays on your mind and with nothing else to do but sit around you feel every pain and emotion going.  Try to relax read or wander around the ward, try to talk to people and plan your day to keep you busy and focused.  You already know,  there are patients on your ward far worse off than you, feel the power and strength that us Mumpties on the Sky Forum are sending you,  to get you through your ordeal.  Everyone you owe money is routing for you and remember a smile a day helps keeps the wrinkles away.  I'm going to be nice Annie to you from now on Hugs xxx   

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  • oynutteroynutter
    edited October 2011
    AAAWWWW -- I always loved you really Annie, you know that, nutters should stick together, and hang around in bars, like lumberjacks do. After all, it's very hard to look normal when we are on our own innit?
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  • logdonlogdon
    edited October 2011
    Hang on I'm being nice to a man!    "I must be ill  I need to see a Doctor"? Help
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  • oynutteroynutter
    edited October 2011
    In Response to Re: WISH ME LUCK YOU FLOPWIT FLAPHEADS!!!!!:
    In Response to Re: WISH ME LUCK YOU FLOPWIT FLAPHEADS!!!!! : lol n1 bud , i have a easy work load on Monday , so if your up for  a visit  on Monday afternoon i will pop around  . What are the afternoon visiting times Rik ? Den .
    Posted by IRISHROVER
     Hiya Dennis, would love to see you monday, but the surgeon wants me on the table tuesday so it will be a mental preparation day with loads going on--- final dentist check, ultra sound check, three antiseptic showers, another chest xray, mum check, shaving stuff, me julee check, kids check--- quite mental altogether!-- Will try to keep posting till then but this connection is flopwit stupid as well--- takes half an hour to post sometimes
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  • IRISHROVERIRISHROVER
    edited October 2011
    In Response to Re: WISH ME LUCK YOU FLOPWIT FLAPHEADS!!!!!:
    In Response to Re: WISH ME LUCK YOU FLOPWIT FLAPHEADS!!!!! :  Hiya Dennis, would love to see you monday, but the surgeon wants me on the table tuesday so it will be a mental preparation day with loads going on--- final dentist check, ultra sound check, three antiseptic showers, another chest xray, mum check, shaving stuff, me julee check, kids check--- quite mental altogether!-- Will try to keep posting till then but this connection is flopwit stupid as well--- takes half an hour to post sometimes
    Posted by oynutter
    ok no probs Rik  ,
     i will give you a ring at some stage on Monday instead .

    Den .
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  • oynutteroynutter
    edited October 2011
    In Response to Re: WISH ME LUCK YOU FLOPWIT FLAPHEADS!!!!!:
    Hang on I'm being nice to a man!    "I must be ill  I need to see a Doctor"? Help
    Posted by logdon
     Don't worry loggy, you can abuse me for evermore, starting next week, and I'll even help you abuse other so-called MEN, like that orford, and sky jordan--lol
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  • debdobs_67debdobs_67
    edited October 2011
    I will be thinkin of ya oynutter mate and hope everything turns out well for you xxx
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  • billybootsbillyboots
    edited October 2011
    In Response to Re: WISH ME LUCK YOU FLOPWIT FLAPHEADS!!!!!:
    I will be thinkin of ya oynutter mate and hope everything turns out well for you xxx
    Posted by debdobs_67

                                  ................  + 1  ...............

    In our thoughts and and good luck to a true forum legend.........we all luv a Nutter.....tc buddy
     From Billy and the Team51 crew.
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  • 67Bhoys67Bhoys
    edited October 2011

    Glad to hear you have got a date for the op mate.  I'm sure you are in good hands, and will be a new improved Nutter come wednesday.  Look forward to you returning to the 2.20 and being a pain in the posterior again.

    Best wishes mate, will be thinking of you tuesday.

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  • oynutteroynutter
    edited October 2011
    I will not forget you lot---- I got you all stored on zee lidst-----

    Chrispip, Tiadalma, Pod1, Noseybonk, Elsadog, Kaymac, Imber, Bigal36903, debdobs 67, drumahai05, Crunchybob, Tikay10, ige, spornbol, MAXALLY, djblacke04, Glenelg, Bananadog, chris1963, ste1722, scouse red, Ozzie08, TommyD, silentbob, Darntootin, rats107, scorpio13, GaryQQQ, BANDICOOT, SUPERSNED, Kiwini4u, sherifoo7, Acidman27, logdon, TRIP5, stokefc, waller02, HITMAN RV, POKERTREV, goldenb238, AMYBR, annie duke, billyboots, GREGHOGG, acebarry10, bandini, FINS, The Don90, Mr Miyagi, yidette9, IRISHROVER, MADMOO, grantorino, johnconnor, dylan12, GELDY, Machka, jjjach, THFC4EVA, rainbow x, delaney09, 67bhoys, labrat64, loonytoons, Dudeskin8, scotty77, TREMAYNE

     When I am thinking of whoppa raising the blinds in the late stages of a tournie, I will check this list first, and if you are on it, I will feel terrible guilty and horrid, I promise.
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  • oynutteroynutter
    edited October 2011
    And a whoppa thanks to Tikay, who just cheered me up with a phone call and invite to a live event when I'm recovered. Pure gent altogether he is, but don't tell him he's my hero, he looks too funny with a red face--lol
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  • logdonlogdon
    edited October 2011
    Morning Humpty, oops its afternoon,  Oh well time flies when you've something to do.   Now,  what news have I for you today.  Mmm Oh yes,  I have good news and bad news..     The bad news first.    The Dentist is not very happy he sent your Teeth to be melted down (like in Gold Finger) to have the gold extracted. They told him it was Fools Gold and worthless. Figures.?   The Good news however is .. that your teeth were perfect and nothing wrong with them.    Great Eh  bet your pleased.!    Hugs xx   :-)))
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  • oynutteroynutter
    edited October 2011
    In Response to Re: WISH ME LUCK YOU FLOPWIT FLAPHEADS!!!!!:
    Morning Humpty, oops its afternoon,  Oh well time flies when you've something to do.   Now,  what news have I for you today.  Mmm Oh yes,  I have good news and bad news..     The bad news first.    The Dentist is not very happy he sent your Teeth to be melted down (like in Gold Finger) to have the gold extracted. They told him it was Fools Gold and worthless. Figures.?   The Good news however is .. that your teeth were perfect and nothing wrong with them.    Great Eh  bet your pleased.!    Hugs xx   :-)))
    Posted by logdon
    OY!!!--- I'll have you know that was Nutters gold, and not flappin FOOLS gold, Nutters gold is in fact much more rare than 22 carat floppin gold, so there!--- Anyone can find fools gold because everyone knows where it is, Nutters gold is a different matter entirely, I have some nutters gold myself, but even I have no idea where it is!
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  • oynutteroynutter
    edited October 2011
    In Response to Re: WISH ME LUCK YOU FLOPWIT FLAPHEADS!!!!!:
    I will be thinkin of ya oynutter mate and hope everything turns out well for you xxx
    Posted by debdobs_67
     Cheers debsy, the psycho Nutter detector say's my mood is very important for my recovery, and this thread is really helping me stay cheerful--- And I was worried about whether I should even start it at first--lol
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  • oynutteroynutter
    edited October 2011
    In Response to Re: WISH ME LUCK YOU FLOPWIT FLAPHEADS!!!!!:
    In Response to Re: WISH ME LUCK YOU FLOPWIT FLAPHEADS!!!!! :                                ................  + 1  ............... In our thoughts and and good luck to a true forum legend.........we all luv a Nutter.....tc buddy  From Billy and the Team51 crew.
    Posted by billyboots
     Thanks billyboots, when the chips are down, someone will raise.---- lol-- sorry brain gone again--- just off for a rest--- one of the nurses has flouted the rules and given me an extension lead now, so should be able to post a bit more today and tomorrow---- back in an hour or so--cheers!

     Cheers bhoys, jeeezzz, it's very strange how my energy suddenly goes flopwit, I was full of it 10 mins ago---- anyway back soon, and thanks everyone!!!

    Quick!!! get in the 2.20 deepy-- added value with me not in it--lol
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  • IRISHROVERIRISHROVER
    edited October 2011
    In Response to Re: WISH ME LUCK YOU FLOPWIT FLAPHEADS!!!!!:
    In Response to Re: WISH ME LUCK YOU FLOPWIT FLAPHEADS!!!!! :  Thanks billyboots, when the chips are down, someone will raise.---- lol-- sorry brain gone again--- just off for a rest--- one of the nurses has flouted the rules and given me an extension lead now, so should be able to post a bit more today and tomorrow---- back in an hour or so--cheers!  Cheers bhoys, jeeezzz, it's very strange how my energy suddenly goes flopwit, I was full of it 10 mins ago---- anyway back soon, and thanks everyone!!! Quick!!! get in the 2.20 deepy-- added value with me not in it--lol
    Posted by oynutter
    Was she the really hot nurse ?
    you still have it bud lol .

    Check out this thread in gpc />>>

    OYNUTTER v MACK THE KNIFE tuesday / only one winner GL Rik..............

    LOL that should stop you from getting bored .

    Den.
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  • TREMAYNETREMAYNE
    edited October 2011
    Im not sure what a flopwit flaphead is but i must be one
    Any how good luck u nutter
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  • oynutteroynutter
    edited October 2011
    In Response to Re: WISH ME LUCK YOU FLOPWIT FLAPHEADS!!!!!:
    Im not sure what a flopwit flaphead is but i must be one Any how good luck u nutter
    Posted by TREMAYNE
     Cheers TREMAYNE, A flopwit flaphead, is actually quite hard to describe-- It can only really be understood by thinking of it's separate constituents one at a time, and by using examples to illustrate its components---

     I will try to explain,

     Firstly, you need to understand that certain words are banned here on sky poker, so substitute words are sometimes used to describe a persons disposition, take for example spornybol, no-one on sky poker could describe this player using clean and inoffensive language, greghogg is another such case. A word like flopwit somehow helps to describe spornybol, and flaphead goes some way towards describing greghogg, bearing in mind that offensive words are not allowed, if you get to know these two characters a bit, you will be closer to understanding these terms of personal abuse, and exactly why they deserve them.

      Once you have grasped an understanding of the two terms seperately, one more example will give you an idea of the meaning of "flopwit flaphead", do you remember a player named lucky777?, or webby?-- Finally think of Richard orford, greghogg, spornybol, MAXALLY, logdon and madmoo, all mixed together in a great big melting pot, and you will realise that "flopwit flaphead" suddenly makes perfect sense. hope this helps.
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  • oynutteroynutter
    edited October 2011
    In Response to Re: WISH ME LUCK YOU FLOPWIT FLAPHEADS!!!!!:
    In Response to Re: WISH ME LUCK YOU FLOPWIT FLAPHEADS!!!!! : Was she the really hot nurse ? you still have it bud lol . Check out this thread in gpc />>> OYNUTTER v MACK THE KNIFE tuesday / only one winner GL Rik.............. LOL that should stop you from getting bored . Den.
    Posted by IRISHROVER
     She is a nurse from Corks northside, enough information?---lol
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  • logdonlogdon
    edited October 2011
    Nothing Wrong with you Flaphead Flopwit ------- you fooled the Psychiatrists and Polygraph tester by agreeing 10% rake is fair.
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  • IRISHROVERIRISHROVER
    edited October 2011
    In Response to Re: WISH ME LUCK YOU FLOPWIT FLAPHEADS!!!!!:
    In Response to Re: WISH ME LUCK YOU FLOPWIT FLAPHEADS!!!!! :  Thanks billyboots, when the chips are down, someone will raise.---- lol-- sorry brain gone again--- just off for a rest--- one of the nurses has flouted the rules and given me an extension lead now, so should be able to post a bit more today and tomorrow---- back in an hour or so--cheers!  Cheers bhoys, jeeezzz, it's very strange how my energy suddenly goes flopwit, I was full of it 10 mins ago---- anyway back soon, and thanks everyone!!! Quick!!! get in the 2.20 deepy-- added value with me not in it--lol
    Posted by oynutter

    For your sake i hope your JULEE don't find out lol !
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  • spornybolspornybol
    edited October 2011
    NUTTY, I`M NOT PRAYING FOR YOU FOR TUESDAY BECAUSE I KNOW YOU ARE LIKE ME, STUBBORN AS HELL AND WILL BE BACK JUST TO ANNOY COMMUNITY FOR THE FUN OFF IT, SO LOOKING FORWARD TO YOUR FLOPWIT FLOPHEAD COMMENTS WHEN RECOVERED.
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  • oynutteroynutter
    edited October 2011
    In Response to Re: WISH ME LUCK YOU FLOPWIT FLAPHEADS!!!!!:
    In Response to Re: WISH ME LUCK YOU FLOPWIT FLAPHEADS!!!!! : For your sake i hope your JULEE don't find out lol !
    Posted by IRISHROVER
     Hahahahaha--- I'll tell you what she did find out, I have to have three antiseptic showers, and I told her that at least one of them will be under the supervision of a nurse," WHAT, which one" she said, "I don't know" I said, "I think they will form a line and let me choose"--lol
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