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SHOULD SKY POKER CHANGE ITS NAME TO SKY JOKER

JimbobadobJimbobadob
edited February 2012 in Area 51
WHAT A COMPLETE PILE OF ****
RANDOM NUMBER GENERATOR - RUBBISH
SKY NOT FIXED - PROVE ITS NOT - OH SORRY YOU CANT
BAD BEAT AFTER BAD BEAT AFTER BAD BEAT AFTER BAD BEAT - THIS IS WORSE THAN PLAYING A FUIT MACHINE
TOTALLY UNREALISTIC
ILL POST ONE HAND FOR YOU TO LAUGH AT BUT IVE HAD ABOUT 20 OF THESE IN TWO DAYS, BUT ITS JUST A BAD RUN RIGHT?  ABSOLUTE RUBBISH
I WONT EVEN GET STARTED ABOUT HOW SKY REWARDS BAD PLAY
RNG - RIGGED NUMBERS GOTYA
PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
brunoboy51 Small blind  200.00 200.00 5430.00
Klang Big blind  400.00 600.00 3320.00
  Your hole cards
  • A
  • A
     
walter1959 Fold     
Jimbobadob All-in  3135.00 3735.00 0.00
seadragon Call  3135.00 6870.00 7206.25
penn Fold     
brunoboy51 Fold     
Klang Fold     
Jimbobadob Show
  • A
  • A
   
seadragon Show
  • 7
  • 7
   
Flop
   
  • Q
  • 9
  • 8
     
Turn
   
  • 7
     
River
   
  • 4
     
seadragon Win Three 7s 6870.00  14076.25
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  • hogan2089hogan2089
    edited January 2012
    In Response to SHOULD SKY POKER CHANGE ITS NAME TO SKY JOKER:
    WHAT A COMPLETE PILE OF **** RANDOM NUMBER GENERATOR - RUBBISH SKY NOT FIXED - PROVE ITS NOT - OH SORRY YOU CANT BAD BEAT AFTER BAD BEAT AFTER BAD BEAT AFTER BAD BEAT - THIS IS WORSE THAN PLAYING A FUIT MACHINE TOTALLY UNREALISTIC ILL POST ONE HAND FOR YOU TO LAUGH AT BUT IVE HAD ABOUT 20 OF THESE IN TWO DAYS, BUT ITS JUST A BAD RUN RIGHT?  ABSOLUTE RUBBISH I WONT EVEN GET STARTED ABOUT HOW SKY REWARDS BAD PLAY RNG - RIGGED NUMBERS GOTYA Player Action Cards Amount Pot Balance brunoboy51 Small blind   200.00 200.00 5430.00 Klang Big blind   400.00 600.00 3320.00   Your hole cards A A       walter1959 Fold         Jimbobadob All-in   3135.00 3735.00 0.00 seadragon Call   3135.00 6870.00 7206.25 penn Fold         brunoboy51 Fold         Klang Fold         Jimbobadob Show A A       seadragon Show 7 7       Flop     Q 9 8       Turn     7       River     4       seadragon Win Three 7s 6870.00   14076.25
    Posted by Jimbobadob


    20 hands  eh ..hell  thats some sample size , bet  noone sees that live

    p.s  the  sarcasm was  heavy in case anyone missed it ..

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  • pod1pod1
    edited January 2012
    pp vpp = standard play. im pretty sure you lose 1 in 4 of these.
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  • MohicanMohican
    edited January 2012
    In Response to Re: SHOULD SKY POKER CHANGE ITS NAME TO SKY JOKER:
    pp vpp = standard play. im pretty sure you lose 1 in 4 of these.
    Posted by pod1
    You lose 1 in 5 of these 80/20 % favourite pre flop.
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  • pod1pod1
    edited January 2012
    maybe, but it feels like 1:4 :-)
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  • JimbobadobJimbobadob
    edited January 2012
    In Response to Re: SHOULD SKY POKER CHANGE ITS NAME TO SKY JOKER:
    maybe, but it feels like 1:4 :-)
    Posted by pod1[/QUOTE
    Your odds calculator might say 80-20 but for me on sky it's more like 50-50

    I'm running like usain bolt with concrete boots on

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  • Dudeskin8Dudeskin8
    edited January 2012
    At least post a proper beat....
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited January 2012
    In Response to SHOULD SKY POKER CHANGE ITS NAME TO SKY JOKER:
    . . . .THIS IS WORSE THAN PLAYING A FUIT MACHINE . . .
    Posted by Jimbobadob
    Fruit machines, with an 80% payout, cough up about the same as your overpair v underpair return.

    You've had a load of 'em? What are the odds of losing out on OPvUP three times on the trot? 20%x20%x20% = 0.8%; about the same as being on the business end of a runner-runner two pair from two odd cards in the hole. That happens pretty often too.

    If you ever travel to Vegas, my wife tells me the fruit machines payout 99%+. On that basis, you'd be better off playing the slots than playing online poker with it's minimum 10% buy-in/rake.

    Better cards in future.
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  • AMYBRAMYBR
    edited January 2012
    its ugly but sadly it happens.

    Played well tho :p
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  • D_ChiversD_Chivers
    edited January 2012
    In Response to SHOULD SKY POKER CHANGE ITS NAME TO SKY JOKER:
    WHAT A COMPLETE PILE OF **** RANDOM NUMBER GENERATOR - RUBBISH SKY NOT FIXED - PROVE ITS NOT - OH SORRY YOU CANT BAD BEAT AFTER BAD BEAT AFTER BAD BEAT AFTER BAD BEAT - THIS IS WORSE THAN PLAYING A FUIT MACHINE TOTALLY UNREALISTIC ILL POST ONE HAND FOR YOU TO LAUGH AT BUT IVE HAD ABOUT 20 OF THESE IN TWO DAYS, BUT ITS JUST A BAD RUN RIGHT?  ABSOLUTE RUBBISH I WONT EVEN GET STARTED ABOUT HOW SKY REWARDS BAD PLAY RNG - RIGGED NUMBERS GOTYA Player Action Cards Amount Pot Balance brunoboy51 Small blind   200.00 200.00 5430.00 Klang Big blind   400.00 600.00 3320.00   Your hole cards A A       walter1959 Fold         Jimbobadob All-in   3135.00 3735.00 0.00 seadragon Call   3135.00 6870.00 7206.25 penn Fold         brunoboy51 Fold         Klang Fold         Jimbobadob Show A A       seadragon Show 7 7       Flop     Q 9 8       Turn     7       River     4       seadragon Win Three 7s 6870.00   14076.25
    Posted by Jimbobadob




    You say Sky cant prove it?. but CAN YOU PROVE IT? Oh sorry you can't.

    It happens in live poker aswell, MAN UP
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  • JimbobadobJimbobadob
    edited January 2012
    Funny thing is that I enjoy playing on sky but I've had two days of getting stitched up and 
    Needed to vent my frustration ( it's either area 51 or the wife and area 51 is a wiser choice).
    It's easier said than done just sitting there saying ok I got beat by a worse starting hand
    When it happens time after time

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  • pod1pod1
    edited January 2012
    venting is good mate, i have had a mare of a mnth . just poker innit :-)

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  • explantyexplanty
    edited January 2012
    In Response to SHOULD SKY POKER CHANGE ITS NAME TO SKY JOKER:
    WHAT A COMPLETE PILE OF **** RANDOM NUMBER GENERATOR - RUBBISH SKY NOT FIXED - PROVE ITS NOT - OH SORRY YOU CANT BAD BEAT AFTER BAD BEAT AFTER BAD BEAT AFTER BAD BEAT - THIS IS WORSE THAN PLAYING A FUIT MACHINE TOTALLY UNREALISTIC ILL POST ONE HAND FOR YOU TO LAUGH AT BUT IVE HAD ABOUT 20 OF THESE IN TWO DAYS, BUT ITS JUST A BAD RUN RIGHT?  ABSOLUTE RUBBISH I WONT EVEN GET STARTED ABOUT HOW SKY REWARDS BAD PLAY RNG - RIGGED NUMBERS GOTYA Player Action Cards Amount Pot Balance brunoboy51 Small blind   200.00 200.00 5430.00 Klang Big blind   400.00 600.00 3320.00   Your hole cards A A       walter1959 Fold         Jimbobadob All-in   3135.00 3735.00 0.00 seadragon Call   3135.00 6870.00 7206.25 penn Fold         brunoboy51 Fold         Klang Fold         Jimbobadob Show A A       seadragon Show 7 7       Flop     Q 9 8       Turn     7       River     4       seadragon Win Three 7s 6870.00   14076.25
    Posted by Jimbobadob
     I agree mate, called all in with AA 2 callers qq and 10 2 spades, guess who won? yes 10 2 spades with a flush, happens regular, people call all in with 2 suited cards, because on sky flush !!!! there is a flush call out nearly every hand it's s hit !!!!
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  • DAVEYZZDAVEYZZ
    edited January 2012
    In Response to SHOULD SKY POKER CHANGE ITS NAME TO SKY JOKER:
    WHAT A COMPLETE PILE OF **** RANDOM NUMBER GENERATOR - RUBBISH SKY NOT FIXED - PROVE ITS NOT - OH SORRY YOU CANT BAD BEAT AFTER BAD BEAT AFTER BAD BEAT AFTER BAD BEAT - THIS IS WORSE THAN PLAYING A FUIT MACHINE TOTALLY UNREALISTIC ILL POST ONE HAND FOR YOU TO LAUGH AT BUT IVE HAD ABOUT 20 OF THESE IN TWO DAYS, BUT ITS JUST A BAD RUN RIGHT?  ABSOLUTE RUBBISH I WONT EVEN GET STARTED ABOUT HOW SKY REWARDS BAD PLAYRNG - RIGGED NUMBERS GOTYA Player Action Cards Amount Pot Balance brunoboy51 Small blind   200.00 200.00 5430.00 Klang Big blind   400.00 600.00 3320.00   Your hole cards A A       walter1959 Fold         Jimbobadob All-in   3135.00 3735.00 0.00 seadragon Call   3135.00 6870.00 7206.25 penn Fold         brunoboy51 Fold         Klang Fold         Jimbobadob Show A A       seadragon Show 7 7       Flop     Q 9 8       Turn     7       River     4       seadragon Win Three 7s 6870.00   14076.25
    Posted by Jimbobadob

    if that is so why not start playing badly yourself....im sure you will be quids in in no time,

    and why reward seadragon? is he working for sky and handing them all his winnings back?
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  • igimcigimc
    edited January 2012
    In Response to Re: SHOULD SKY POKER CHANGE ITS NAME TO SKY JOKER:
    In Response to SHOULD SKY POKER CHANGE ITS NAME TO SKY JOKER : if that is so why not start playing badly yourself....im sure you will be quids in in no time, and why reward seadragon? is he working for sky and handing them all his winnings back?
    Posted by DAVEYZZ
    An idiot of a reply
    JTB35 Small blind  40.00 40.00 6300.00
    JumpUp Big blind  80.00 120.00 370.00
     Your hole cards
    • A
    • K
    		   
    igimc Raise  240.00 360.00 1480.00
    lloydlee All-in  1975.00 2335.00 0.00
    nuttyboy1 Fold     
    carl66 Fold     
    JTB35 Fold     
    JumpUp All-in  370.00 2705.00 0.00
    igimc All-in  1480.00 4185.00 0.00
    lloydlee Unmatched bet  255.00 3930.00 255.00
    JumpUp Show
    • Q
    • 5
    		   
    igimc Show
    • A
    • K
    		   
    lloydlee Show
    • 4
    • 3
    		   
    Flop
      
    • K
    • 6
    • Q
    		   
    Turn
      
    • 3
    		   
    River
      
    • 3
    		   
    lloydlee Win Three 3s 3930.00  4185.00
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  • pod1pod1
    edited January 2012
    you cant have "an idiot of a reply" it makes no sense. "idiotic reply" then yes, or " your an idiot to reply like that" back to the hand ob lloyd is listening to davey wouldnt you agree :-)

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  • TRIP5TRIP5
    edited January 2012
    In Response to Re: SHOULD SKY POKER CHANGE ITS NAME TO SKY JOKER:
    In Response to SHOULD SKY POKER CHANGE ITS NAME TO SKY JOKER : if that is so why not start playing badly yourself....im sure you will be quids in in no time, and why reward seadragon? is he working for sky and handing them all his winnings back?
    Posted by DAVEYZZ

    ^^^^Should try this ^^^^

    Works for me ;o))

    xx

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  • MachkaMachka
    edited January 2012
    In Response to SHOULD SKY POKER CHANGE ITS NAME TO SKY JOKER:
    Re: SHOULD SKY POKER CHANGE ITS NAME TO SKY JOKER
    Posted by Jimbobadob
    I think the inconvenience of changing all the stationary would outweigh the benefits.
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  • igimcigimc
    edited January 2012
    In Response to Re: SHOULD SKY POKER CHANGE ITS NAME TO SKY JOKER:
    you cant have "an idiot of a reply" it makes no sense. "idiotic reply" then yes, or " your an idiot to reply like that" back to the hand ob lloyd is listening to davey wouldnt you agree :-)
    Posted by pod1
    Thanks for the English lesson.Maybe you can explain to me what ob means.

    Heres my latest exit from a skyjoker tourny.
    igimc Small blind  100.00 100.00 1505.00
    spideryd17 Big blind  200.00 300.00 2982.50
     Your hole cards
    • J
    • J
    		   
    wendy10 Fold     
    zzrter Fold     
    pokanut101 Fold     
    RyanRio115 Raise  600.00 900.00 4655.00
    igimc All-in  1505.00 2405.00 0.00
    spideryd17 Fold     
    RyanRio115 Call  1005.00 3410.00 3650.00
    igimc Show
    • J
    • J
    		   
    RyanRio115 Show
    • 7
    • 7
    		   
    Flop
      
    • 10
    • 5
    • 7
    		   
    Turn
      
    • 2
    		   
    River
      
    • 8
    		   
    RyanRio115 Win Three 7s 3410.00
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  • pod1pod1
    edited January 2012
    obviously. 80/20 race lost its a tough life

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  • cleaverjimcleaverjim
    edited January 2012
    In Response to Re: SHOULD SKY POKER CHANGE ITS NAME TO SKY JOKER:
    Funny thing is that I enjoy playing on sky but I've had two days of getting stitched up and  Needed to vent my frustration ( it's either area 51 or the wife and area 51 is a wiser choice). It's easier said than done just sitting there saying ok I got beat by a worse starting hand When it happens time after time
    Posted by Jimbobadob
    richard,,oh sorry...DI.K
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  • igimcigimc
    edited January 2012
    In Response to Re: SHOULD SKY POKER CHANGE ITS NAME TO SKY JOKER:
    In Response to Re: SHOULD SKY POKER CHANGE ITS NAME TO SKY JOKER : richard,,oh sorry...DI.K
    Posted by cleaverjim
    I'm sorry,i don't understand this post.
    Are you blatantly calling him a DI*K.?
    Is this allowed now?
    If so i have a list as long as my arm i could
    be getting on with.
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  • JimbobadobJimbobadob
    edited January 2012
    In Response to Re: SHOULD SKY POKER CHANGE ITS NAME TO SKY JOKER:
    In Response to Re: SHOULD SKY POKER CHANGE ITS NAME TO SKY JOKER : richard,,oh sorry...DI.K
    Posted by cleaverjim[/QUOTE
    Always nice to be appreciated by a better player than myself 
    Lmao
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  • DAVEYZZDAVEYZZ
    edited January 2012
    In Response to Re: SHOULD SKY POKER CHANGE ITS NAME TO SKY JOKER:
    In Response to Re: SHOULD SKY POKER CHANGE ITS NAME TO SKY JOKER : An idiot of a reply JTB35 Small blind   40.00 40.00 6300.00 JumpUp Big blind   80.00 120.00 370.00   Your hole cards A K       igimc Raise   240.00 360.00 1480.00 lloydlee All-in   1975.00 2335.00 0.00 nuttyboy1 Fold         carl66 Fold         JTB35 Fold         JumpUp All-in   370.00 2705.00 0.00 igimc All-in   1480.00 4185.00 0.00 lloydlee Unmatched bet   255.00 3930.00 255.00 JumpUp Show Q 5       igimc Show A K       lloydlee Show 4 3       Flop     K 6 Q       Turn     3       River     3       lloydlee Win Three 3s 3930.00   4185.00
    Posted by igimc
    the guy says "sky always rewards bad players" so surely the solution is to become one?

    re. the "bad beat" you have posted...you aint that far ahead pre...this is what most players cant understand when shoving all in pre flop with ace high...gl.dave
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  • jackdajackda
    edited January 2012
    In Response to Re: SHOULD SKY POKER CHANGE ITS NAME TO SKY JOKER:
    In Response to Re: SHOULD SKY POKER CHANGE ITS NAME TO SKY JOKER : richard,,oh sorry...DI.K
    Posted by cleaverjim
    Why do you insult people so often in your posts?About the last 2 or 3 I've seen of yours you try and be funny but in a nasty way.
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  • igimcigimc
    edited January 2012
    In Response to Re: SHOULD SKY POKER CHANGE ITS NAME TO SKY JOKER:
    In Response to Re: SHOULD SKY POKER CHANGE ITS NAME TO SKY JOKER : the guy says "sky always rewards bad players" so surely the solution is to become one? re. the "bad beat" you have posted...you aint that far ahead pre...this is what most players cant understand when shoving all in pre flop with ace high...gl.dave
    Posted by DAVEYZZ
    Stop talking nonsense.
    If you look at the hand i posted you would see i didn't shove
    i called.The guy with the massive 43 shoved.
    maybe you should look at a hand before commenting on it.

    Heres my latest exit from a tourny.No doubt this isnt a badbeat either
    just standard on sky.
    judd09 Small blind  100.00 100.00 7225.00
    HOLLYWHIT Big blind  200.00 300.00 2465.00
     Your hole cards
    • A
    • Q
    		   
    LordMori Fold     
    beatson Fold     
    7Cigar7 Raise  800.00 1100.00 8556.25
    igimc All-in  2465.00 3565.00 0.00
    judd09 Fold     
    HOLLYWHIT Fold     
    7Cigar7 Call  1665.00 5230.00 6891.25
    7Cigar7 Show
    • J
    • A
    		   
    igimc Show
    • A
    • Q
    		   
    Flop
      
    • 4
    • 8
    • J
    		   
    Turn
      
    • 5
    		   
    River
      
    • 2
    		   
    7Cigar7 Win Pair of Jacks 5230.00  12121.25
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  • DAVEYZZDAVEYZZ
    edited January 2012
    In Response to Re: SHOULD SKY POKER CHANGE ITS NAME TO SKY JOKER:
    In Response to Re: SHOULD SKY POKER CHANGE ITS NAME TO SKY JOKER : Stop talking nonsense. If you look at the hand i posted you would see i didn't shove i called.The guy with the massive 43 shoved. maybe you should look at a hand before commenting on it. Heres my latest exit from a tourny.No doubt this isnt a badbeat either just standard on sky. judd09 Small blind   100.00 100.00 7225.00 HOLLYWHIT Big blind   200.00 300.00 2465.00   Your hole cards A Q       LordMori Fold         beatson Fold         7Cigar7 Raise   800.00 1100.00 8556.25 igimc All-in   2465.00 3565.00 0.00 judd09 Fold         HOLLYWHIT Fold         7Cigar7 Call   1665.00 5230.00 6891.25 7Cigar7 Show J A       igimc Show A Q       Flop     4 8 J       Turn     5       River     2       7Cigar7 Win Pair of Jacks 5230.00   12121.25
    Posted by igimc
    the thing is you still got it all in pre flop with ace high the fact he shoved first and you called makes it worse imo...can you not contemplate ever folding ak pre flop to a reraise shove?,the guy could of had any pair which puts you behind or two live cards which is basically a coin flip.

    same with the aj v aq,if you want to take part in coin flips you have to accept the consequences.

    gl,dave
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  • GREGHOGGGREGHOGG
    edited January 2012
    I reckon Ussain Bolt in concrete boots would still run pretty well

    On this topic, people call pokerstarrs "Jokerstars", they call party poker "party joker"

    Dont blame the site, blame yourself for not being able to handle the swings of poker. Its gambling, in gambling you cant always win can you... jeez.. no one has a god gien right to win with AA 100% of the time.. omg why do i een come in here so tilting how stupid some people are
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  • mickgil75mickgil75
    edited January 2012
    ITS all luck m8,go 2 wales and all ur donk hands will win,lol.its a gambling site,not a poker site, even my m8 phil helmuth cant win on ere.lol,ure turn will come one day,hang in.gl
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  • argoargo
    edited January 2012
    fizzyb1218 Small blind  £0.15 £0.15 £10.93
    2776reed06 Big blind  £0.30 £0.45 £41.34
     Your hole cards
    • 10
    • Q
    		   
    argo Call  £0.30 £0.75 £31.49
    istabraqdo Fold     
    steve1602 Fold     
    shawsok Fold     
    fizzyb1218 Call  £0.15 £0.90 £10.78
    2776reed06 Check     
    Flop
      
    • Q
    • Q
    • 5
    		   
    fizzyb1218 Bet  £0.30 £1.20 £10.48
    2776reed06 Raise  £0.60 £1.80 £40.74
    argo Raise  £3.00 £4.80 £28.49
    fizzyb1218 Fold     
    2776reed06 Call  £2.40 £7.20 £38.34
    Turn
      
    • A
    		   
    2776reed06 Check     
    argo Bet  £5.40 £12.60 £23.09
    2776reed06 Raise  £10.80 £23.40 £27.54
    argo All-in  £23.09 £46.49 £0.00
    2776reed06 Call  £17.69 £64.18 £9.85
    2776reed06 Show
    • Q
    • 6
    		   
    argo Show
    • 10
    • Q
    		   
    River
      
    • 6
    		   
    2776reed06 Win Full House, Queens and 6s £62.38  £72.23
    mmmmmmmmmmmmmm    sky joker at its best
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  • igimcigimc
    edited January 2012
    In Response to Re: SHOULD SKY POKER CHANGE ITS NAME TO SKY JOKER:
    In Response to Re: SHOULD SKY POKER CHANGE ITS NAME TO SKY JOKER : the thing is you still got it all in pre flop with ace high the fact he shoved first and you called makes it worse imo...can you not contemplate ever folding ak pre flop to a reraise shove?,the guy could of had any pair which puts you behind or two live cards which is basically a coin flip. same with the aj v aq,if you want to take part in coin flips you have to accept the consequences. gl,dave
    Posted by DAVEYZZ
    So in short,you would have folded pre in both the hands
    i've posted?Am i correct in saying this?
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