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  • 67Bhoys67Bhoys
    edited February 2014
    Just woke up, fell asleep on the barstool, head on bar.

    Heads pounding, peeled tongue from the roof of my mouth, which is dry as the Gobi desert.

    Have imprint of bar towel on the side of my head.

    Does anyone have any sunglasses as the light is hurting my eyes.

    Memory fuzzy, does anyone know what happened in the DTD last night?
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  • 67Bhoys67Bhoys
    edited February 2014
    In Response to Re: AL's BAR:
    a.... a...... ahhhh............. where am i who are you.......  dam my head hurts.... what time is it.......... blaaaahhhhhhh sorry m8 ill clear it up, just need to sleep for 5 min. I had a weird dream last night i dreamt i won a dtd and then had a party in Als Bar! oh this is Als bar! what a night can you book me a taxi barman i need to get back to my church gn all.... oh its the morning might as well have another your round 67Bhoys one for the road and hair of the dog m8 then home..............
    Posted by Dazler
    Just the one while we wait for the taxi.
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  • MAXALLYMAXALLY
    edited February 2014


    So much for an early night!

    Vodka redbulls all round then! Cheers.
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited February 2014
    I just wondered if there's a Ladies Lounge where i could have a quick g n t before the main and mini start tonight. . . or 2 or 3 or 4 or 5 or 6 . . . :-)
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  • 67Bhoys67Bhoys
    edited February 2014
    Okay Bartender, the mighty Blues of the premiership are meeting here for a pre match warm up before the formality of kicking the lowly Whites' bu tts.

    We are starting with blue WKDs for my round, then any other blue related drinks after that.

    Right who's on the next round?
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  • 67Bhoys67Bhoys
    edited February 2014
    In Response to Re: AL's BAR:
    I just wondered if there's a Ladies Lounge where i could have a quick g n t before the main and mini start tonight. . . or 2 or 3 or 4 or 5 or 6 . . . :-)
    Posted by Quietly1
    Forget the ladies lounge Mrs Q, once you have 6 you'll be in here dancing with the rest of the troops.
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  • MAXALLYMAXALLY
    edited February 2014



    Nice one Craig!

    Errrr, i will get a round of Blue nun in?
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  • logdonlogdon
    edited February 2014
    In Response to Re: AL's BAR:
    ill have a bottle of Johnnie Walker Blue Label Whisky if its on the house :) £182 a bottle but may aswell get a case for £2,184 http://www.waitrosewine.com/230406391/Product.aspx?source=63321
    Posted by Dazler
    Blimey  Thought you would be a BLUE NUNN  type ??????
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  • DazlerDazler
    edited February 2014
    ill have a bottle of

    Johnnie Walker Blue Label Whisky if its on the house :)

    £182 a bottle
    but may aswell get a case for £2,184


    http://www.waitrosewine.com/230406391/Product.aspx?source=63321
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited February 2014
    TWo VERY Glasses for chris and tikay please - they said some very nice things about me and definatly deserve to get sloshed :-)
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  • logdonlogdon
    edited February 2014
    In Response to Re: AL's BAR:
    I just wondered if there's a Ladies Lounge where i could have a quick g n t before the main and mini start tonight. . . or 2 or 3 or 4 or 5 or 6 . . . :-)
    Posted by Quietly1
    Squatters have rights in Al's Bar.!  But he wont sell even tho he's going broke giving away free drinks.?
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  • 67Bhoys67Bhoys
    edited February 2014
    In Response to Re: AL's BAR:
    In Response to Re: AL's BAR : i like the holy spirits aswell :)
    Posted by Dazler
    You never told me you had blue nuns at your church!
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  • DazlerDazler
    edited February 2014
    In Response to Re: AL's BAR:
    In Response to Re: AL's BAR : Blimey  Thought you would be a BLUE NUNN  type ??????
    Posted by logdon
    i like the holy spirits aswell :)
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  • MAXALLYMAXALLY
    edited February 2014


    £25 behind the Bar for any BLUE team members. Thanks for the rail guys :)


    Where has all the F in gin gone btw??
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  • HITMAN_RVHITMAN_RV
    edited February 2014
    In Response to Re: AL's BAR:
    A great long lasting performance deserves a great long lasting session. Cheers mate, let's put a dent in that £25. Quietly1 said the Gin just evaporated!!
    Posted by 67Bhoys
    I Lasted ONE HAND in redz v yellows!!! LOLOLOLOLOL!!!  KK & Out !!

    Gis a Wee dram...& Quick while am still in here!!!

    ...................
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited February 2014
    In Response to Re: AL's BAR:
    In Response to Re: AL's BAR : Squatters have rights in Al's Bar.!  But he wont sell even tho he's going broke giving away free drinks.?
    Posted by logdon
    Sqautters rights? i put paper down first - the ladies is much worse than you would imagine :-(

    shao hsing plz - demijon if you have it landlord! i need it before visiting the powder room! :-))
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  • 67Bhoys67Bhoys
    edited February 2014
    A great long lasting performance deserves a great long lasting session.

    Cheers mate, let's put a dent in that £25.

    Quietly1 said the Gin just evaporated!!
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  • DazlerDazler
    edited February 2014
    sorry i couldnt be with you during your epic performance tonight was a bit busy
    BUT IM HERE NOW DRINKS ALL ROUND ON ME TONIGHT BARMAN wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

    and one from the bear........
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gh6aqOR_XFo


    TSP CLASSIC
    Dazler 2£263.76 + 46 League Points
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  • MAXALLYMAXALLY
    edited February 2014



    There was only 56p left in the kitty, so after I turned the cat upside down, I went and spun it up on the roulette tables....back up to 25 quid now :)

    Oh, go on then, I will have a pint with ya....be rude not to.
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  • spornybolspornybol
    edited February 2014
    CAN I HAVE 25 QUIDS WORTH OFF WHISKY, PINT GLASS WILL DO, STILL CAN`T WIN ALL IN WITH BEST AND AND RIVER BOOGERING ME AGAIN, LOL
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited February 2014
    In Response to Re: AL's BAR:
    A great long lasting performance deserves a great long lasting session. Cheers mate, let's put a dent in that £25. Quietly1 said the Gin just evaporated!!
    Posted by 67Bhoys

    What cans i shaay.... ish a spirittt itss defiiinaately vapoorattted.....hic....
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  • 67Bhoys67Bhoys
    edited February 2014
    What a night, drinks flowing all night, never put my hand in my pocket once.

    Quietly1 has fallen asleep in the snug, she was clutching an empty gin bottle and talking in her sleep, muttering something about squatters rights.
     
    Any money left out of the kitty that Al and Dazler put behind the bar for the hair of the dog?
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  • DazlerDazler
    edited February 2014
    DRINK, GIRLS, F.E.C.K
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  • DazlerDazler
    edited February 2014
    ill have a pint of babysham tonight as im out of all 3 DTD's but put a tripple shot of whisky in with it :)
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  • MAXALLYMAXALLY
    edited February 2014
    *** IMPORTANT NOTICE FOR ALL REGULARS ***

    Part one....

    There is a possibility that there may be a small token of thanks for all the regulars in here who are attending the SPT Final @ DTD next week. Please note that it IS NOT free beer or money! Hitman is on the case with a oval shaped quiet patron of this Bar :)

    Part two....

    As a few of us are away next w/end, I need someone to look after the Bar for me. Doh needs not to apply :). Please can all prospective temporary Landlords/ladies complete the following sentence...

    I would love to look after Al's Bar because.......
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  • DazlerDazler
    edited February 2014
    An Irish priest is driving down to Bristol and gets stopped for speeding in the center of town.   The policeman smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.

    He says, "Sir, have you been drinking?"

    "Just water," says the priest.

    The trooper says, "Then why do I smell wine?"

    The priest looks at the bottle and says, "Good Lord! He's done it again!"
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  • 67Bhoys67Bhoys
    edited February 2014

    Al, Sporny is bringing all the rabble from TPT down for a celebratory drink.

    He wants to know if you do food, and reckons a large helping of humble pie would be appropriate.

    I think we have swept the board this month, so £200 behind the bar from me, all teams are welcome to join us for a p.. up.

    Vodka and red bulls all round

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  • 67Bhoys67Bhoys
    edited February 2014
    In Response to Re: AL's BAR:
    *** IMPORTANT NOTICE FOR ALL REGULARS *** Part one.... There is a possibility that there may be a small token of thanks for all the regulars in here who are attending the SPT Final @ DTD next week. Please note that it IS NOT free beer or money! Hitman is on the case with a oval shaped quiet patron of this Bar :) Part two.... As a few of us are away next w/end, I need someone to look after the Bar for me. Doh needs not to apply :). Please can all prospective temporary Landlords/ladies complete the following sentence... I would love to look after Al's Bar because.......
    Posted by MAXALLY
    You do remember what happened the last time you left someone else in charge?
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  • 67Bhoys67Bhoys
    edited February 2014

    Let's get DTD night started,

    The usual warm up order Al,

    Double JD

    Treble Scotch

    Double G&T(If there is any in stock)

    Good luck tonight mate, I reckon you must be in the running for the monthly prize.

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  • 67Bhoys67Bhoys
    edited February 2014
    In Response to Re: AL's BAR:
    DRINK, GIRLS, F.E.C.K
    Posted by Dazler
    Inspiring sermon, I feel awash with the spirit right now!
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