AL's BAR

TRIP5

In Response to Re: AL's BAR:

you need to train your staff a little better on the cocktail menu. my first visit to your bar,i asked for  A SLOW COMFOTABLE S CREW AGAINST THE WALL, half an hour later i explained it was a drink. i will be back when ive thought up another cocktail,  cheers
Posted by bludreid11

Actually I think you got exactly what you asked for...

Orgasaming on the beach anyone???

xx

Darntootin

*Smash*

*Tinkle tinkle*

*Crunch crunch cruch*

Right, I'm in...


...PARTY!!!!

Darntootin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUDWLp1yIWw

Ahhhh the good old days, not like these so called bands you get now...

Darntootin

Now yer talking...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFQ77Nni5rQ

HAIL S*T*N!!!

Darntootin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZZPy7c7bIw

Night night children...night night...

TRIP5

In Response to Re: AL's BAR:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZZPy7c7bIw Night night children...night night...
Posted by Darntootin

Night petal!!!!

zzzz

unknown_username

Geeze - I know a lot of pubs have a lock-in, but this is ridiculous. What time is Maxally getting back from Cardiff to let us out? - I need an asprin!

MAXALLY

What has been going on here then??

FFS.....leave Irene in charge for two days and come back to find no ale left, the till empty, the jukebox broken, 200 empty pizza boxes (was Dohhh in last night?), all the windows smashed, and half a dozen drunken soles still in here asleep!!! GET OUT OF MY PUB!!...<<< said in classic eastenders twang.

**** BAR TEMPORARY CLOSED FOR ESSENTIAL MAINTENANCE & RE-STOCKING *****

WE HOPE TO BE RE-OPEN MONDAY NIGHT FOR THE DTD CROWD.

Darntootin

Thank Gawd you're back Max!

Check the CCTV (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cds7lSHawAw), Logdon was on a right ben der...I aint never been so scared!!!

TRIP5

Spoilsport!!!!!

We had a 48-hour lock in...which was going brilliant until Toon started doing Riverdance FFS!!!

The pizza boxes belong to the firemen who liked the bar so much they stayed after resolving a rather tenuous situation with the sambuca rail...Go figure!!!

Anyway, welcome back Maxxy..hope you enjoy the clean up as much as we enjoyed making the mess...

I'm off to source some Neurofen innit?

xx

HITMAN_RV

In Response to Re: AL's BAR:

Pub Decathlon..... 10 games.... 1) Killer Pool !!!! 2) 3) 4) 5) 6) 7) 8) 9) 10)
Posted by DOHHHHHHH

Naked Somersaults ??

Darntootin

In Response to Re: AL's BAR:

Spoilsport!!!!! We had a 48-hour lock in...which was going brilliant until Toon stated doing Riverdance FFS!!! The pizza boxes belong to the firemen who liked the bar so much they stayed after resolving a rather tenuous situation with the sambuca rail...Go figure!!! Anyway, welcome back Maxxy..hope you enjoy the clean up as much as we enjoyed making the mess... I'm off to source some Neurofen innit? xx
Posted by TRIP5

I wasn't doing Riverdance that was just me trying to walk!

AcidMan27

In Response to Re: AL's BAR:

Thank Gawd you're back Max! Check the CCTV ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cds7lSHawAw ), Logdon was on a right ben der...I aint never been so scared!!!
Posted by Darntootin

hahaha, that's brilliant.

67Bhoys

Come on Max, get the place tidied up, I need a pint before the DTD.  As you know I was at a temperence convention in Cardiff this weekend and I'm gasping.

unknown_username

In Response to Re: AL's BAR:

Thank Gawd you're back Max! Check the CCTV ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cds7lSHawAw ), Logdon was on a right ben der...I aint never been so scared!!!
Posted by Darntootin

Lols at this tootin - Excellent.

Now where can we stick this broom so Max can get this place cleaned up a bit quicker? I'm gaspin!!!

67Bhoys

Okay Max, there's a queue forming out here of thirsty DTDers

67Bhoys

Okay, my throat is like the Gobi desert here, is there likely to be an oasis in this dry arid wilderness????

MAXALLY

***** BAR REOPENS IN MORNING ***** 
        

Usual time.....5.30 (am)

Darntootin

I demand to have some booooooooooooze!!!

Great comeback by Hitman in the Totty after being left with 300 chips early on to get 13th.

67Bhoys

Open thank gawd, pint for me and whatever Loonytoons and Drumhai are having, and one for your good self

MAXALLY

Morning Gentleman.....and Craig...:)

Enjoy your drinks! Cheers.

HITMAN_RV

In Response to Re: AL's BAR:

I demand to have some booooooooooooze!!! Great comeback by Hitman in the Totty after being left with 300 chips early on to get 13th.
Posted by Darntootin

Thanks Darn!!  A Drink for Darn please Al, as he did help by puttin me in that position in the first place!!

Managed to get 5th in DTD too, think i may start on a short stack more often, gettin good at coming from behind, must be all the practice, LOLOL

NoseyBonk

Could I have some tonic water... with some ice and a slice of lemon... and if you could top it up with some Gordon's gin. And also a pint of lager and one small Bailey's.

logdon

 Al   I think we should have a Alcohol awareness day.  Ok   I know bad for Business but      Ok forget it.!

NoseyBonk

In Response to Re: AL's BAR:

 Al   I think we should have a Alcohol awareness day.  Ok   I know bad for Business but      Ok forget it.!
Posted by logdon

I'm already well aware of it!

HITMAN_RV

Nother great DTD nite !!

Whats everyone having, nite cap for all !!  Baileys & ice for me with guinnes chaser pls !!

HITMAN_RV

In Response to Re: AL's BAR:

Nother great DTD nite !! Whats everyone having, nite cap for all !!  Baileys & ice for me with guinnes chaser pls !!
Posted by HITMAN_RV

SSLLUUUURRPPP........GGUUUUULPPPP!!!!!!!

BURRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPP!!

pardon me, nite all !!

MAXALLY

Cheers Dave....I will have a pint with you...or two...or threeeeee, hic

Darntootin

Ah go on then...double J&B plenty of ice!

67Bhoys

Twisted my arm, go on then a couple of pints to be sociable.