We had a 48-hour lock in...which was going brilliant until Toon started doing Riverdance FFS!!!
The pizza boxes belong to the firemen who liked the bar so much they stayed after resolving a rather tenuous situation with the sambuca rail...Go figure!!!
Anyway, welcome back Maxxy..hope you enjoy the clean up as much as we enjoyed making the mess...
Spoilsport!!!!! We had a 48-hour lock in...which was going brilliant until Toon stated doing Riverdance FFS!!! The pizza boxes belong to the firemen who liked the bar so much they stayed after resolving a rather tenuous situation with the sambuca rail...Go figure!!! Anyway, welcome back Maxxy..hope you enjoy the clean up as much as we enjoyed making the mess... I'm off to source some Neurofen innit? xx Posted by TRIP5
I wasn't doing Riverdance that was just me trying to walk!
FFS.....leave Irene in charge for two days and come back to find no ale left, the till empty, the jukebox broken, 200 empty pizza boxes (was Dohhh in last night?), all the windows smashed, and half a dozen drunken soles still in here asleep!!! GET OUT OF MY PUB!!...<<< said in classic eastenders twang.
**** BAR TEMPORARY CLOSED FOR ESSENTIAL MAINTENANCE & RE-STOCKING *****
WE HOPE TO BE RE-OPEN MONDAY NIGHT FOR THE DTD CROWD.
Thank Gawd you're back Max! Check the CCTV ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cds7lSHawAw ), Logdon was on a right ben der...I aint never been so scared!!! Posted by Darntootin
Thank Gawd you're back Max! Check the CCTV ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cds7lSHawAw ), Logdon was on a right ben der...I aint never been so scared!!! Posted by Darntootin
Lols at this tootin - Excellent.
Now where can we stick this broom so Max can get this place cleaned up a bit quicker? I'm gaspin!!!
Come on Max, get the place tidied up, I need a pint before the DTD. As you know I was at a temperence convention in Cardiff this weekend and I'm gasping.
Could I have some tonic water... with some ice and a slice of lemon... and if you could top it up with some Gordon's gin. And also a pint of lager and one small Bailey's.
I demand to have some booooooooooooze!!! Great comeback by Hitman in the Totty after being left with 300 chips early on to get 13th. Posted by Darntootin
Thanks Darn!! A Drink for Darn please Al, as he did help by puttin me in that position in the first place!!
Managed to get 5th in DTD too, think i may start on a short stack more often, gettin good at coming from behind, must be all the practice, LOLOL
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*Tinkle tinkle*
*Crunch crunch cruch*
Right, I'm in...
...PARTY!!!!
Ahhhh the good old days, not like these so called bands you get now...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFQ77Nni5rQ
HAIL S*T*N!!!
Night night children...night night...
We had a 48-hour lock in...which was going brilliant until Toon started doing Riverdance FFS!!!
The pizza boxes belong to the firemen who liked the bar so much they stayed after resolving a rather tenuous situation with the sambuca rail...Go figure!!!
Anyway, welcome back Maxxy..hope you enjoy the clean up as much as we enjoyed making the mess...
I'm off to source some Neurofen innit?
xx
Check the CCTV (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cds7lSHawAw), Logdon was on a right ben der...I aint never been so scared!!!
What has been going on here then??
FFS.....leave Irene in charge for two days and come back to find no ale left, the till empty, the jukebox broken, 200 empty pizza boxes (was Dohhh in last night?), all the windows smashed, and half a dozen drunken soles still in here asleep!!! GET OUT OF MY PUB!!...<<< said in classic eastenders twang.
**** BAR TEMPORARY CLOSED FOR ESSENTIAL MAINTENANCE & RE-STOCKING *****
WE HOPE TO BE RE-OPEN MONDAY NIGHT FOR THE DTD CROWD.
In Response to Re: AL's BAR: hahaha, that's brilliant.
Now where can we stick this broom so Max can get this place cleaned up a bit quicker? I'm gaspin!!!
***** BAR REOPENS IN MORNING *****
Usual time.....5.30 (am)
Great comeback by Hitman in the Totty after being left with 300 chips early on to get 13th.
Thanks Darn!! A Drink for Darn please Al, as he did help by puttin me in that position in the first place!!
Managed to get 5th in DTD too, think i may start on a short stack more often, gettin good at coming from behind, must be all the practice, LOLOL
BURRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPP!!
pardon me, nite all !!
Where's he hiding?