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  • MAXALLYMAXALLY
    edited February 2014
    In Response to Re: AL's BAR:
     THE HELLS ANGELS 51ERS ARE GOING TO SMASH THIS DIVE UP TONIGHT http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ausCX4qZBQ&feature=related  
    Posted by IRISHROVER

    Sorry Denis, but no bikes or bikers are allowed in the Bar.

    (We do allow mobility scooters though. So you, DJ and Elsa will be most welcome to park up your vehicles and come in for a drink. Oh, leave your foil hats outside in the porch please)
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  • IRISHROVERIRISHROVER
    edited February 2014
    In Response to Re: AL's BAR:
    In Response to Re: AL's BAR : Sorry Denis, but no bikes or bikers are allowed in the Bar. (We do allow mobility scooters though. So you, DJ and Elsa will be most welcome to park up your vehicles and come in for a drink. Oh, leave your foil hats outside in the porch please)
    Posted by MAXALLY
     ok then may i have a 1/2 shandy pleaseeeeeeeee lol
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  • MAXALLYMAXALLY
    edited February 2014
    In Response to Re: AL's BAR:
    In Response to Re: AL's BAR :   ok then may i have a 1/2 shandy pleaseeeeeeeee lol
    Posted by IRISHROVER
    Certainly Sir. Have this on the house.

    BTW, the house charges 15% (on the value of the drink) for the glass :))
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  • IRISHROVERIRISHROVER
    edited February 2014
    In Response to Re: AL's BAR:
    In Response to Re: AL's BAR : Certainly Sir. Have this on the house. BTW, the house charges 15% (on the value of the drink) for the glass :))
    Posted by MAXALLY
    if i return the glass to get a rebuy .
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  • HITMAN_RVHITMAN_RV
    edited February 2014
    Alan, is it alrite if I bring Glama Anna in for a drink tonite, stick a couple of BabyChams in the chiller!!

     Gotta take her to a couple of posh gaffes, as it seems she been gettin a bit of attn from other suitors, LOL!!
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  • MAXALLYMAXALLY
    edited February 2014
    In Response to Re: AL's BAR:
    Alan, is it alrite if I bring Glama Anna in for a drink tonite, stick a couple of BabyChams in the chiller!!  Gotta take her to a couple of posh gaffes, as it seems she been gettin a bit of attn from other suitors, LOL!!
    Posted by HITMAN_RV

    No problem Dave, she is more than welcome!

    I will personally look after her while you wait outside for her :))
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  • HITMAN_RVHITMAN_RV
    edited February 2014
    No way, Irish will be there like a Rat up a Drainpipe!! [coinin a bad phrase] lol

    Was only a little joke bout 2 stokeys on the final table, I didna know you busted 7TH !!

    How long this Ban gonna last, I gots drinks ta buy!!!
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  • MAXALLYMAXALLY
    edited February 2014
    In Response to Re: AL's BAR:
    No way, Irish will be there like a Rat up a Drainpipe!! [coinin a bad phrase] lol Was only a little joke bout 2 stokeys on the final table, I didna know you busted 7TH !! How long this Ban gonna last, I gots drinks ta buy!!!
    Posted by HITMAN_RV

    I have had a word with the other management people and we have decided to relax your ban from 3pm today on the following 3 provisos......

    1)NO bad mouthing of anything or anybody that comes from Stoke.....oatcakes, Stoke City, Robbie, ME, the Captain of the Titanic etc etc....
    2) YOU will purchase a bottle of RED wine at Cardiff of your choice (not the house vinegar!) and share it equally with myself.
    3) The Fulham poster comes down from the pool area.


    If you can meet all the above requirements, see ya back here in an hour!
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  • HITMAN_RVHITMAN_RV
    edited February 2014
    In Response to Re: AL's BAR:
    In Response to Re: AL's BAR : I have had a word with the other management people and we have decided to relax your ban from 3pm today on the following 3 provisos...... 1)NO bad mouthing of anything or anybody that comes from Stoke.....oatcakes, Stoke City, Robbie, ME, the Captain of the Titanic etc etc.... 2) YOU will purchase a bottle of RED wine at Cardiff of your choice (not the house vinegar!) and share it equally with myself. 3) The Fulham poster comes down from the pool area. If you can meet all the above requirements, see ya back here in an hour!
    Posted by MAXALLY

    Did struggle with no. 3!!

    But agreed, Long as I can replace the Fulham Poster with One of Glama Anna!!!!!!!

    Deal????????????????
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  • MAXALLYMAXALLY
    edited February 2014
    In Response to Re: AL's BAR:
    In Response to Re: AL's BAR : Did struggle with no. 3!! But agreed, Long as I can replace the Fulham Poster with One of Glama Anna!!!!!!! Deal????????????????
    Posted by HITMAN_RV

    DEAL!

    The Anna poster will look good in the middle of the LML & Kara posters that I have just put up in the pool room.......where us guys play with our balls.
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  • HITMAN_RVHITMAN_RV
    edited February 2014
    In Response to Re: AL's BAR:
    In Response to Re: AL's BAR : DEAL! The Anna poster will look good in the middle of the LML & Kara posters that I have just put up in the pool room.......where us guys play with our balls.
    Posted by MAXALLY
    Perfect !!

    Pint a Guinness please!!

    i'll get the wine list from the cardiff SPT & sort out summat Ledge!!!!
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  • MAXALLYMAXALLY
    edited February 2014


    Good luck to all the regs in here who are playing the DTD comp tonight. As always, there will be a warm welcome back in AL's Bar after the dust settles on the battle field.


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  • YOUNG_GUNYOUNG_GUN
    edited February 2014
    Ill come in here later after ive binked a couple of tourneys ok

    Also gl Alan :P
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited February 2014
    Out of DTD :-(

    Need a bottle of cheap red

    TEAM51
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  • MAXALLYMAXALLY
    edited February 2014
    In Response to Re: AL's BAR:
    Out of DTD :-( Need a bottle of cheap red TEAM51
    Posted by Boxster
    Ketchup or paint sir?...

    Oh, got ya! Have this on the house and enjoy :)
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited February 2014
    In Response to Re: AL's BAR:
    In Response to Re: AL's BAR : Ketchup or paint sir?... Oh, got ya! Have this on the house and enjoy :)
    Posted by MAXALLY

    First glass - paint stripper
    Second glass - not bad
    Third glass - Nectar

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  • HITMAN_RVHITMAN_RV
    edited February 2014
    Hi Al, pint a Guinness please!!

    Just done league table, do you want one put up in the bar, or leave all that on the DTD thread lol!!

    Better do me a chaser too, drambuie, please, must admit, silly, but did get bit tilted for 5mins there bout 7pm !!

    GULP... GULP.......k, move on............another day, another Ten Thousand Dollars !! LOLOL
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  • HITMAN_RVHITMAN_RV
    edited February 2014

    Current TEAM LEAGUE TABLE after Two Weeks

    Team                                           Runners   Wins   Points           LEAGUE POINTS

    TEAM POKERTREV                         26             -           26                   7

    TEAM HITSQUAD                           23             2          25                   7

    TEAM 51                                         16             1          19                    7

    TEAM KNIGHTPLOP                       24             -          14                    4            

    TEAM SKY                                         2             -            9                    4

    TEAM NINJA PLONKERS                 8              -            0                    1

    TEAM IMBERPENDANT                    1             -            0                     0

    TEAM FISH                                       1              -           0                     0





    GL ALL, WELL DONE CHRIS, MICHAEL & all who took part!!!!!!!!!!

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  • MAXALLYMAXALLY
    edited February 2014


    Morning Hitman!

    Sorry, for the delay, just got back from a United Nations peace keeping mission in Iraq.! :)

    I believe Imber has now joined Team51 and the only member of Team fish is now hob nobbing it with Giddzo in the internetz world of poker opportunities according to his FB. Go on the Mick of the Jen!

    Anyway, has the dust settled yet as I have not been into Gen chat yet?
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  • HITMAN_RVHITMAN_RV
    edited February 2014
    In Response to Re: AL's BAR:
    Morning Hitman! Sorry, for the delay, just got back from a United Nations peace keeping mission in Iraq.! :) I believe Imber has now joined Team51 and the only member of Team fish is now hob nobbing it with Giddzo in the internetz world of poker opportunities according to his FB. Go on the Mick of the Jen! Anyway, has the dust settled yet as I have not been into Gen chat yet?
    Posted by MAXALLY
    Yeah lol !! Think so !!

    Maybe a new paragraph on ur DTD ethic post,

       at least     a long lines of Not changing teams in middle of monthly league LOL....

    Or at least not 10 mins before tourney starts..

    Or at least playin for the team, whose letters, you put behind your name when you entered tourny,

    Or at least playin for the team you ASKED to join, not team who may have asked u, & u & they FORGOT???

    Or at least playin for the team u played for last 3 weeks & started a facebook thingy for!!



    So Sorry if a coupla my team got bit tilted last nite, all is forgiven Now !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Fak mi ole Boots, I need another pint, suffering from post Traumatic stresss!!!!!!!!!



     LOLOLOL,  JOOOOOKKKIIIIIINNNNNNNGGG......... All is well!!


    Just have to go & sound off at barman/maid when things foul up, IT'S A MAN THING!!!!!!!!
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  • MAXALLYMAXALLY
    edited February 2014


    As they say....

    All's fair in love and war.....or something like that!

    Our next signing will be Tikay! :))

    Always good to have a pint in here and put the world to rights squire. The hand of friendship is always a two way thing so lets hope we can just all move on now and look forward to the coming Monday battles and ofc Cardiff.

    PS. You are doing a great job on them league tables, thank you!
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  • HITMAN_RVHITMAN_RV
    edited February 2014
    TY & well said !!!

    I better have another Pint tho.........& chaser go on........Ahhhhhhhhh..........
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  • HITMAN_RVHITMAN_RV
    edited February 2014
    That's better Now, Peace in the DTD!!

    Well done Alan !!

    On a lighter hearted note, you have heard of Britains Got talent.....

    Well have a look at this.......

    The Forum DTD ers GOT TALENT [FGT, lol]

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  • HITMAN_RVHITMAN_RV
    edited February 2014
    Not playin tonight...telly with mrs,

    But pint a guinness first please......
    .......................................................
    ...........................................................
    ...............................................................

    AHhhhhhhhhhhh... thats better

    O yeah Alan, what size shirt are ya, might get ya a nice shirt for Christmas, for ma fav Bar owner!!
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  • DarntootinDarntootin
    edited February 2014
    I've just awoken from the most peculieur dream...and apparentely someone poured a bowl of vegetable soup over me whilst I was napping.

    Anyways, u was in it Max doing table service...and hitman was there, I think...and Acidman, captain of Team Ninja Plonkers, surely the team with the best team badge bar none...and the tin man...and this big shark came and ate everone up...

    J&B please Max, pleny o ice...
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  • DarntootinDarntootin
    edited February 2014
    Was Eggy there...or did I just imagine it all...*sob*...come back Eggy...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
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  • HITMAN_RVHITMAN_RV
    edited February 2014
    In Response to Re: AL's BAR:
    Was Eggy there...or did I just imagine it all...*sob*...come back Eggy...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
    Posted by Darntootin
    Wow!! I had similar dream!!

    Cept The DTD league had folded over The HoggRoast scandle,Irene's Super injunction had failed after all was outed on the front of The Suns sister paper The PokeFun!!

    A New League had started called something like 'The pi55ed PLO Leugue' !!

    Max, EGG, Darn!! what can it all mean??????
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  • MAXALLYMAXALLY
    edited February 2014


    I need a pint! Had a bad day at work and a worse night at the tables. Actually, make that a few pints.

    The camel that broke the straws back tonight was some darnidiot raising with 6 bleeding 8.....and ofc hitting the flop of 10 8 8 when I was holding A 10. gg me, not.

    Hold on, this is my Bar......god I need a holiday! Sunny Wales here I come..wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
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  • HITMAN_RVHITMAN_RV
    edited February 2014
    In Response to Re: AL's BAR:
    I need a pint! Had a bad day at work and a worse night at the tables. Actually, make that a few pints. The camel that broke the straws back tonight was some darn idiot raising with 6 bleeding 8.....and ofc hitting the flop of 10 8 8 when I was holding A 10. gg me, not. Hold on, this is my Bar......god I need a holiday! Sunny Wales here I come..wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
    Posted by MAXALLY

    LOL, Ill have nightcap with ya !!

    Tommorow is another day Max!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  • DarntootinDarntootin
    edited February 2014
    In Response to Re: AL's BAR:
    I need a pint! Had a bad day at work and a worse night at the tables. Actually, make that a few pints. The camel that broke the straws back tonight was some darn idiot raising with 6 bleeding 8.....and ofc hitting the flop of 10 8 8 when I was holding A 10. gg me, not. Hold on, this is my Bar......god I need a holiday! Sunny Wales here I come..wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
    Posted by MAXALLY
    Typical, I think he went on to win it too :)

    Drinkey-poos for everyone!!!
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