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Duck the Bounty Hunter

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  • Jac35Jac35
    edited June 2014

    If you're going to start adding poetry, Tikay will be all over this diary. He loves poetry even more than lattes

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  • mrsduckmrsduck
    edited June 2014
    Go on then... :)

    But ducks are comical things:-
    As comical as you.
    Quack!
    They waddle round, they do.
    They eat all sorts of things,
    And then they quack.
    By barn and stable and stack
    They wander at their will,
    But if you go too near
    They look at you through black
    Small topaz-tinted eyes
    And wish you ill. 


    Sleep well little ducklings xxx
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  • mrsduckmrsduck
    edited July 2014
    Had a bit of a relapse!
    BR £1.03 7PP
    Looking forward to tonight's TOTP's game :)
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  • devonfish5devonfish5
    edited July 2014
    In Response to Re: A Game of Ducks - Mini Challenge ~ £36 -?:
    Had a bit of a relapse! BR £1.03 7PP Looking forward to tonight's TOTP's game :)
    Posted by mrsduck
    Good luck for tonight Ducks.
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  • GlenelgGlenelg
    edited July 2014
    WOWSER!   Quackers or what?
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  • spinky6108spinky6108
    edited July 2014
    Another poem for you Mrs Duck
    Ducks are lucky
    Don't you think?
    When they want to
    Take a drink,
    All they do is
    Duck their bill.
    (Doesn't matter
    If they spill.)
    Wen they want to 
    Take a swim,
    All they do is
    Dive right in;
    And they never 
    Seem to sink.
    Ducks are lucky,
    Don't you think?

    What do you think are Ducks lucky Mrs Duck?
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  • shakinacesshakinaces
    edited July 2014
    Congrats on your TOTP win last night Mrs Duck.

    Am I right in saying you eliminated every one of us during the game?  Well and truly put in our place :)

    Now to get spinning up!!
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  • alex1229alex1229
    edited July 2014
    Once i build a bankroll up to £1k i personally find it tough to withdraw it all out then start from scratch at low stakes, your prob best of sticking £200 in and carrying on at the stakes you were at before then trying to grind from scratch, ive done this a few times and its worked well
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  • mrsduckmrsduck
    edited July 2014
    In Response to Re: A Game of Ducks - Mini Challenge ~ £36 -?:
    In Response to Re: A Game of Ducks - Mini Challenge ~ £36 -? : Good luck for tonight Ducks.
    Posted by devonfish5
    Thanks Dev you brought me good luck :)
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  • mrsduckmrsduck
    edited July 2014
    In Response to Re: A Game of Ducks - Mini Challenge ~ £36 -?:
    WOWSER!   Quackers or what?
    Posted by Glenelg
    Were you watching? They were quackers to think they could beat me! ;)
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  • Jac35Jac35
    edited July 2014
    Good luck with your challenge Mrs Duck. Heading in the right direction now then?


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  • mrsduckmrsduck
    edited July 2014
    In Response to Re: A Game of Ducks - Mini Challenge ~ £36 -?:
    Another poem for you Mrs Duck Ducks are lucky Don't you think? When they want to Take a drink, All they do is Duck their bill. (Doesn't matter If they spill.) Wen they want to  Take a swim, All they do is Dive right in; And they never  Seem to sink. Ducks are lucky, Don't you think? What do you think are Ducks lucky Mrs Duck?
    Posted by spinky6108
    Ducks certainly are very lucky :)
    Thanks for the poem and GL at the tables spinky!
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  • mrsduckmrsduck
    edited July 2014
    In Response to Re: A Game of Ducks - Mini Challenge ~ £36 -?:
    Congrats on your TOTP win last night Mrs Duck. Am I right in saying you eliminated every one of us during the game?  Well and truly put in our place :) Now to get spinning up!!
    Posted by shakinaces
    I don't think I had the honour to knock you out shakey but yep everyone else :D
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  • Jac35Jac35
    edited July 2014
    In Response to Re: A Game of Ducks - Mini Challenge ~ £36 -?:
    In Response to Re: A Game of Ducks - Mini Challenge ~ £36 -? : I don't think I had the honour to knock you out shakey but yep everyone else :D
    Posted by mrsduck
    Ah, I'm a dunce.
    Guessing you won the TOTP game then?

    Well batted
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  • mrsduckmrsduck
    edited July 2014
    In Response to Re: A Game of Ducks - Mini Challenge ~ £36 -?:
    Once i build a bankroll up to £1k i personally find it tough to withdraw it all out then start from scratch at low stakes, your prob best of sticking £200 in and carrying on at the stakes you were at before then trying to grind from scratch, ive done this a few times and its worked well
    Posted by alex1229
    Hey Alex...I know what you mean but I already stuck in two separate sets of £100 and lost it all, so this is to teach me a lesson! :)
    Plus I'm enjoying it too...
    Run good
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  • mrsduckmrsduck
    edited July 2014
    In Response to Re: A Game of Ducks - Mini Challenge ~ £36 -?:
    In Response to Re: A Game of Ducks - Mini Challenge ~ £36 -? : Ah, I'm a dunce. Guessing you won the TOTP game then? Well batted
    Posted by Jac35
    Yep! :D Very well done on your Main win, you're an excellent tourney player! xx
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  • mrsduckmrsduck
    edited July 2014
    A Ducks guide to destroying forum members

    1. Go all in with AK or AQ
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    shakinaces Small blind   20.00 20.00 1710.00
    GaryQQQ Big blind   40.00 60.00 1855.00
      Your hole cards
    • A
    • K
    		     
    aussie09 Raise   160.00 220.00 2080.00
    mrsduck Call   160.00 380.00 2035.00
    The_Don90 Fold        
    FCHD Fold        
    shakinaces Fold        
    GaryQQQ Fold        
    Flop
       
    • 5
    • A
    • Q
    		     
    aussie09 Bet   285.00 665.00 1795.00
    mrsduck Call   285.00 950.00 1750.00
    Turn
       
    • A
    		     
    aussie09 Bet   712.50 1662.50 1082.50
    mrsduck All-in   1750.00 3412.50 0.00
    aussie09 Call   1037.50 4450.00 45.00
    aussie09 Show
    • Q
    • J
    		     
    mrsduck Show
    • A
    • K
    		     
    River
       
    • 2
    		     
    mrsduck Win Three Aces 4450.00   4450.00
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    FCHD Small blind   40.00 40.00 3270.00
    shakinaces Big blind   80.00 120.00 1045.00
      Your hole cards
    • A
    • Q
    		     
    GaryQQQ Fold        
    mrsduck Raise   160.00 280.00 4395.00
    The_Don90 All-in   815.00 1095.00 0.00
    FCHD Fold        
    shakinaces Fold        
    mrsduck Call   655.00 1750.00 3740.00
    mrsduck Show
    • A
    • Q
    		     
    The_Don90 Show
    • A
    • J
    		     
    Flop
       
    • 3
    • 10
    • K
    		     
    Turn
       
    • 10
    		     
    River
       
    • 2
    		     
    mrsduck Win Pair of 10s 1750.00   5490.00
    2. Get a nice overpair to the flop
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    FCHD Small blind   75.00 75.00 3650.00
    GaryQQQ Big blind   150.00 225.00 2815.00
      Your hole cards
    • 10
    • 10
    		     
    mrsduck Raise   300.00 525.00 5010.00
    FCHD Call   225.00 750.00 3425.00
    GaryQQQ Fold        
    Flop
       
    • 8
    • 3
    • 9
    		     
    FCHD Bet   450.00 1200.00 2975.00
    mrsduck Raise   1350.00 2550.00 3660.00
    FCHD All-in   2975.00 5525.00 0.00
    mrsduck Call   2075.00 7600.00 1585.00
    FCHD Show
    • A
    • 9
    		     
    mrsduck Show
    • 10
    • 10
    		     
    Turn
       
    • Q
    		     
    River
       
    • 8
    		     
    mrsduck Win Two Pairs, 10s and 8s 7600.00   9185.00
    3. Wait for your opponent to get sleepy and shove.
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    GaryQQQ Small blind   100.00 100.00 2340.00
    mrsduck Big blind   200.00 300.00 9360.00
      Your hole cards
    • A
    • 9
    		     
    GaryQQQ All-in   2340.00 2640.00 0.00
    mrsduck Call   2240.00 4880.00 7120.00
    GaryQQQ Show
    • 6
    • K
    		     
    mrsduck Show
    • A
    • 9
    		     
    Flop
       
    • 4
    • 3
    • Q
    		     
    Turn
       
    • 3
    		     
    River
       
    • Q
    		     
    mrsduck Win Two Pairs, Queens and 3s 4880.00   12000.00
    4. Avoid bad beats and be a lucky, jammy duck :)

    Thanks for a lovely friendly game guys and thanks for the 50 notes Sky!
    <3
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  • mrsduckmrsduck
    edited July 2014
    Just came 3rd in the £5.75 £250BH

    BR £102.89 15PP

    One happy duck :)
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  • devonfish5devonfish5
    edited July 2014
    CONGRATULATIONS mrsduck...

    keep the run good going  :)
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  • mrsduckmrsduck
    edited July 2014
    Thanks Dev :)

    NOW...let's do this Colombia! I have to put a bet on :D
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  • GlenelgGlenelg
    edited July 2014
    In Response to Re: A Game of Ducks - Mini Challenge ~ £36 -?:
    In Response to Re: A Game of Ducks - Mini Challenge ~ £36 -? : Were you watching? They were quackers to think they could beat me! ;)
    Posted by mrsduck
    Yeah, watched HU you & Gary Quack Quack Quack!  (gettit?) I have to say to beat G at HU is a pretty awesome!  Gary has won more HU than I've had magret de canard!  (at last count 170 odd, thats G btw not me!!)

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  • hhyftrftdrhhyftrftdr
    edited July 2014
    I think it's #176, give or take.

    Probably give.
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  • mrsduckmrsduck
    edited July 2014
    In Response to Re: A Game of Ducks - Mini Challenge ~ £36 -?:
    In Response to Re: A Game of Ducks - Mini Challenge ~ £36 -? : Yeah, watched HU you & Gary Quack Quack Quack!  (gettit?) I have to say to beat G at HU is a pretty awesome!  Gary has won more HU than I've had magret de canard!  (at last count 170 odd, thats G btw not me!!)
    Posted by Glenelg

    Yep, I gettit lol!
    As for beating Gary...nothing is impossible :)

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  • mrsduckmrsduck
    edited July 2014
    Oh Colombia, so much heart, so proud!!
    And baby Rodriguez what a phenomenal few weeks, absolute brilliance! So sad this is the end.

    Played cash for about half an hour before the game and then put a little bet on Colombia to win...
    BR £122.56 52PP
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  • mrsduckmrsduck
    edited July 2014
    Played a few tournies today, had some run good and played really well, clocked up some decent money.
    Unfortunately went on a MC table and lost £100, stupid duck.

    BR £94.22 155PP

    Ducky dishing out a lovely bad beat! :)
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    coolit215 Small blind   150.00 150.00 3010.00
    butcther1 Big blind   300.00 450.00 9290.00
      Your hole cards
    • 5
    • 5
    		     
    Lebster Fold        
    karlluke Fold        
    TheNuts237 Fold        
    mrsduck Raise   600.00 1050.00 5797.50
    coolit215 All-in   3010.00 4060.00 0.00
    butcther1 Fold        
    mrsduck Call   2560.00 6620.00 3237.50
    coolit215 Show
    • A
    • A
    		     
    mrsduck Show
    • 5
    • 5
    		     
    Flop
       
    • 7
    • 9
    • 6
    		     
    Turn
       
    • A
    		     
    River
       
    • 8
    		     
    mrsduck Win Straight to the 9 6620.00   9857.50
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  • mrsduckmrsduck
    edited July 2014
    Pleased to be back to my winning ways! :) £5.75 Speed BH






          
    mrsduck780001£39 + £26.07 Head Prizes5£8.38
    Michael_M02£24.38 + £14.30 Head Prizes6 
    alex89003£14.62 + £4.68 Head Prizes2 
    Bluffy66604£10.72 + £14.88 Head Prizes6 
    caspell05£8.78 + £1.88 Head Prizes1 
    BR £146.37 174PP

    Straight flush of the day! :D
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    mrsduck Small blind   30.00 30.00 1832.50
    scarfi02 Big blind   60.00 90.00 1545.00
      Your hole cards
    • J
    • Q
    		     
    numb_bum Fold        
    THEBOSH Fold        
    44rob Fold        
    mrsduck Raise   90.00 180.00 1742.50
    scarfi02 Call   60.00 240.00 1485.00
    Flop
       
    • 9
    • J
    • K
    		     
    mrsduck Bet   120.00 360.00 1622.50
    scarfi02 Call   120.00 480.00 1365.00
    Turn
       
    • 9
    		     
    mrsduck Bet   240.00 720.00 1382.50
    scarfi02 Call   240.00 960.00 1125.00
    River
       
    • 10
    		     
    mrsduck Bet   1200.00 2160.00 182.50
    scarfi02 All-in   1125.00 3285.00 0.00
    mrsduck Unmatched bet   75.00 3210.00 257.50
    mrsduck Show
    • J
    • Q
    		     
    scarfi02 Show
    • 2
    • 8
    		     
    mrsduck Win Straight Flush to the King 3210.00   3467.50
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  • mrsduckmrsduck
    edited July 2014
    Not really played this week, been busy at work and been a bit poorly :(
    (had to reg at the doctors and go for the first time in years too)
    so feeling a bit ducky down.

    Hunted out the old 60p DYM challenge...would love to be the first person to complete both spin up challenges so giving that a go and hoping it will cheer me up a bit :)

    GL everyone ~ run good xx
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  • devonfish5devonfish5
    edited July 2014
    GET BETTER SOON DUCKY  x
    Roses from my Garden...

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  • mrsduckmrsduck
    edited July 2014
    Hi everyone! :)

    Busy Ducky no time for poker at the moment really....sniff!

    BUT
    Just won a freeroll :D now back to work! :( might be able to play on sunday...
    GL and run well everyone, have a nice weekend!
    I'll try and play some HU's when I get the chance ;)

    Players Remaining: 0 / 217

    Player Name Chips Rank Prize
        
    mrsduck4940001£5.37
    chickdog1302£3.21
    brucie0903£1.91
    Tilki04£1.50
    707005£1.28
    bigray38606£1.07
    iluvweed07£0.87
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  • devonfish5devonfish5
    edited July 2014
    WP MRS DUCK X
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