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(4 quid 300 gtd) 10min blinds 2000stack .. bit late for some however .. big thanks for the railing "horse" till 1 30 ..final table of 6, took 1 hour..eehkk
History as you've never seen it...enjoy !
The painting itself is great but as you run your curser over the people it tells you who they are ... BUT .... (click on a person) and you obtain their life history.
fascinating!........................
CLICK HERE
+2 well done m8
Dont you just hate it when people knock on your door collecting for charity
i had one last night ...........collecting for the local seamen(censored lol ) bank .............
boy did i give her a mouthful
Try not to spend all day at this...
Click here: PARACHUTE JUMP
Last Nights Deepstack result.....Tues
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great game really funny banter ..names of note so funny "razor kev' 'Golden' and Delta' great game guys luved it and well done to winner...
Well I thought i'd watch this game as SuperNova the lady who is coming to Luton a week on Sunday, to play her first live tournament and has this lady got a great online game.. Patience and aggression, played a blinder to finish 3rd overall and to be fair struggled to find a hand on the final table....This could be me taking advice ..not the other way around ..Great game to watch well played all and SuperNova...."Your the Best" well played !!
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Top 10 finishes ..20 got paid....
Princess "Nova"
Saturday Afternoon Deep Stack
Nice relaxing Saturday afternoon game...GG chat was soo funny !!2 Quid 27 runners
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Stigga1£40.50 + £25.55 Head Prizes + 30 League Points5108000 bennydip22£27 + £15.84 Head Prizes + 26 League Points50 stanian3£18.90 + £19.42 Head Prizes + 22 League Points70 fuifui4£13.50 + £2.81 Head Prizes + 18 League Points10 iklejack5£10.80 + £9.29 Head Prizes + 14 League Points40 veekay6£9.45 + 10 League Points00 timeshare27£8.10 + £2.34 Head Prizes + 8 League Points10 _thezeppo_8£6.75 + £11.74 Head Prizes + 6 League Points60
One of the funniest tournaments iv played on Sky poker ....Take my hat of to Stigga i was on his tables 3 times and did we have a laugh the jokes were flying everywhere great little game well played everyone ..
Also a special well played last night to SUPERNOVA who I railed till 1 30 and she WON the small late BH even after her KK got busted by 77 ..then reduced down to 7K and still ground it out to win the tournament ....Very well played SUPERNOVA.. so many players would have thrown the towel in after a beat like that ..glk benny x
"Do you recall the time that you examined the body?"
"The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m."
"And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?"
"No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy."
* * *
"Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?"
* * *
"Did he kill you?"
* * *
"Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?"
"All my autopsies are performed on dead people."
* * *
"You were there until the time you left, is that true?"
* * *
"How many times have you committed suicide?"
* * *
"How was your first marriage terminated?"
"By death."
"And by whose death was it terminated?"
* * *
"Can you describe the individual?"
"He was about medium height and had a beard."
"Was this a male, or a female?"
* * *
"Were you present when your picture was taken?"
* * *
"How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?"
"Are you married? "
"No, I'm divorced."
"And what did your husband do before you divorced him?"
"A lot of things I didn't know about."
* * *
"Mrs. Jones, is your appearance this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?"
"No. This is how I dress when I go to work."
* * *
"Now, you have investigated other murders, have you not, where there was a victim?"
* * *
"Doctor did you say he was shot in the woods?"
"No, I said he was shot in the lumbar region."
* * *
"Could you see him from where you were standing? "
"I could see his head."
"And where was his head?"
"Just above his shoulders."
* * *
"...any suggestions as to what prevented this from being a murder trial instead of an attempted murder trial?"
"The victim lived."
* * *
"What happened then?"
"He told me, he says, "I have to kill you because you can identify me."
"Did he kill you?"
"No."
* * *
"Can you describe the individual?"
"He was about medium height and had a beard."
"Was this a male, or a female?"
* * *
"Are you sexually active?"
"No, I just lie there."
* * *
"Are you qualified to give a urine sample?"
"Yes, I have been since early childhood."
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God Bless America ( If it were fiction you wouldn't believe it would you !!)
Have you had the ones from the Airline Pilots/Engineers, on here Benny? (Don't want to repeat it if you have).
lol ..no mate please stick it here ..... gkl m8
1000 Velocity result Tuesday
Great game to watch, and SUPERNOVA ...
The girls got class, great result in 3rd !! gg wp
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So your going to take a flight on an aircraft, some things you should think about before you do !!
Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane, but only a high school diploma to fix one. This is reassuring for those of us who fly routinely in our jobs.
After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a "gripesheet," which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by Qantas' pilots (marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance engineers.
By the way, Qantas is the only major airline that has never, ever, had an accident.
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P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire
.
P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.
P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.
P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.
P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.
P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what friction locks are for.
P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.
P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.
P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.
P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.
And the best one for last ..:))
P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget. !!!!
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As the aussies say, " Ave a nice day" !
we'll try to keep smiling .... I have to, being a West ham supporter
CHRISTMAS WILL BE GOOD IN HEAVEN THIS YEAR.....
PATRICK SWAYZ'S DOING THE DANCING!
FARAH FAWCETTS IS THE ANGEL,
STEVEN GATELY WILL BE SINGING THE CAROL'S....
KEITH FLOYDS DOING THE DINNER......
MICHAEL JACKSON WILL BE PLAYING WITH THE KIDS......
"Fred" The Biker !
A cop stops a Motorbike for traveling faster than the posted speed limit,
so he ask's the biker his name.
'Fred,' he replies.
'Fred what?' the officer asks.
'Just Fred,' the man responds.
The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the biker a
break and, write him out a warning instead of a ticket. The officer then
presses him for the last name.
The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it. The
officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it.
'Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?'
The biker replies,
'It's a long story, so stay with me.' I was born Fred
Dingaling. I know -- a funny last name. The kids used to tease me all
the time, so I stayed to by myself, studied hard and got good grades. When I got
older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college,
medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was
Fred Dingaling, MD".
" After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I
decided to go back to school.. Dentistry was my dream!
Got all the way through
school, got my degree, so then I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS" . "Got bored
doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she
gave me VD, so now I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS, with VD".
"Well, the ADA
found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS.
Then I was Fred Dingaling,MD, with VD.
Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my MD because
of the VD, so they took away my MD
leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD."
"Then the VD took away my Dingaling, so now I am Just Fred. '!!
The officer raised his eyebrow's and walked away ....
in tears, and fit's of laughter .!!