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The font of all intellectual knowledge and conversation....
With people like you on the forum .. it makes it all worthwhile to spend the time here !!
love the airline tech / pilot post benny, maybe they were working on this one
http://www.stupidvideos.com/video/stunts/Impossible_Landing/#210351
how the pilot lands this plane is a miracle...
1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
3. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
4. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
5. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
6. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
7. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
8. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist?
9. Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
10. Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
11. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
12. 'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.
Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?
13. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
14. What hair colour do they put on the driver's licences of bald men?
15. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
16. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the postmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?
17. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
18. No one ever says, 'It's only a game' when their team is winning.
19. Ever wonder about those people who spend £1.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE
20. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhoea, does that mean that one enjoys it?
21. Why if you send something by road it is called a shipment, but when you send it by sea it is called cargo?
22. If a convenience store is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the door?
My co-worker (who is blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, so that the Boss might think I was 'crazy' and give me a few days off. A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, "What in the name of God are you doing?" I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days." I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her, "...And where do you think you're going?"
(You're gonna love this...)
She said, "I'm going home too. I can't work in the dark.."
Hahahahaa .... Nova you must stop reading this thread ..you'll get as silly as the rest of us !!
But those are very funny........
You are now officially enrolled as FBI agent
"Scully" the red head of the X Files thread !!
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Great game to play in..so much great banter...congrats to .."ollie" who I had a tough heads up finish with and a special mention to Frankscott gg mate the 'crak' was good ..
And of course, me ol mate ..'Mickjenn" ..finished 4th and ive promised him a party in this thread ..The Xfiles" on the 6th November when he gets his 'chat' back !!! .. I cant reveal to much but .. I think we can safely say the wine and women will be plentiful and some funny banter I'm thinking !!! ........yeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh
EU Directive No. 456179
In order to meet the conditions for joining the Single European currency, all
citizens of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland must
be made aware that the phrase 'Spending a Penny' is not to be used
after 31st December 2009 .
From this date, the correct terminology will be: 'Euronating'.
Thank you for your attention.
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Great game well played all ..some lively action and chat was ...umm well ...lol fantastic.. railing was superb .. I love an emotional game, and .. this had everything..... If I upset anyone watching then I apologise.....but that's me.... no grey areas .. black or white .. I say it as I see it .. glk all and thanks for the game Sky and all the players GG WP !!
I had to call your small stack Allin bet, my chip stack with AK the river K got you ...you played well all through, your good enough to win tourneys mate ...all you need is TIMING
glk Dave and thank you ..
Top job Benny.....pleased for you m8
YEAH , IM PLEASED FOR YOU TOO .... [ FEATHERS FLYING EVERYWHERE ] .... ONLY JOKING . WD M8.
My mate's missus has just gone into hospital with 2 black eyes and a broken jaw! It seems they were on different wavelengths when she said she wanted decking on the patio !!
S e x therapist claims that the most effective way to arouse your man is to spend 10 minutes licking his ears!!
Personally I think its bolloxs!!
They reckon that Beer contains female hormones and I think they are right. After 8 pints I talk sh it and can't drive!
Vicar booking into a hotel asks the receptionist "Is the P o rn channel in my room disabled" ? "No" she replies "its just regular p o rn you sick bassa"
A biker goes to the Doctor with hearing problems "Can you describe the symptoms to me"
"Yes.....Homer is a fat yellow lazy bastar and Marge is a skinny bird with big blue hair!!"
glk all Benny !!
Thank you Nova xx (who can ya turn to ?) and everyone else for the posts in this thread..
Well I found this link.....
Covers most UK racing and also tonights (Saturday) Breeders Cup as well as other racing from around the world...All Live...
http://yb.edgeboss.net/wmedia-live/y...466_070601.asx
Can also watch full screen ....ahhhhh thats better ........ lol
FLAPDOODLE1£175.50 + 40 League Points390000 bigbadboss2£102.05 + 36 League Points0 SUPERNOVA3£71.50 + 32 League Points0 welp4£58.50 + 28 League Points0 UDR45£47.45 + 24 League Points0 ken19486£39 + 20 League Points0 charlsef7£32.50 + 16 League Points0 topchipy18£26 + 12 League Points0 haddock2149£19.50 + 8 League Points0 brummie11310£13 + 4 League Points0 CHIN71611£6.50 + 2 League Points0 Hornet8012£6.50 + 2 League Points0 Dubs4Sam13£6.50 + 2 League Points0
Yet again ..NOVA is Super ... You cant keep a good un down .. and SUPERNOVA bounced back to form with a great example of patience and picking a spot .. Laddering into 3rd in an aggressive final ..Good game and well played SUPERNOVA .....
www.cardplayer.com
It will say the link is broken but click on the 'suggestion' link it's there ..
enjoy benny
thanks Pod and gg in the Orfordable Saturday nigh ... great game enjoyed every minute
"Comfortably Numb" ??
Great game guys and gals !!
Go Benny! Well done penny too, and all who cashed!