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MEN are you sure.?

logdonlogdon
edited September 2011 in The Shed
 Men they never fail to amaze me with their silly games. Get this classic.!  

My car was due for service and the Nissan Dealer said there was no loan car available but they would collect my car and return it after.  Hubby said I could use his car as he didn't need it, so off I go in his jalopy and its chucking it down , wiper's on but no washers the windscreen is covered in muck but the screen washers dont work. when I get home I tell him your washers dont work. "Yes they do", he said, "OK, show me", confident they did not.!  He jumps in the car and turns the washers on, the jet went straight over the top of the car and missed everything. "There you are I said", they dont work."  "Yes they do", he said,  I can hit the car behind when sitting at the traffic lights.  "What" ......... are you sure." there to clean the windscreen not play silly beggars.  Only Men would think of doing that it must be something to do with their sticky out bit,.?        
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  • SighKOSighKO
    edited June 2011


    What has car windscreen washers got to do with our noses??? 

    I don't understand....Please elaborate Logdon?

                                 ;0)
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  • logdonlogdon
    edited June 2011
     YOU FEMALE ??????
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  • SighKOSighKO
    edited June 2011


    .......No.....and never will be!!

    Thought the whiskers and moustache gave it away lol
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  • loonytoonsloonytoons
    edited June 2011
    can i just say that i just wrote one of the greatest, wittiest, sexist replies ever, but thought better of it cos im drunk, so i wont say anything about 'wet sprays' and ladies, and i deleted my post.
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  • The_Don90The_Don90
    edited June 2011
    In Response to Re: MEN are you sure.?:
    can i just say that i just wrote one of the greatest, wittiest, sexist replies ever, but thought better of it cos im drunk, so i wont say anything about 'wet sprays' and ladies, and i deleted my post.
    Posted by loonytoons
    wish i had seen this whitty post now.
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  • HITMAN_RVHITMAN_RV
    edited June 2011
    LOL, Witty Post FTW !!!!!
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  • logdonlogdon
    edited June 2011
    In Response to Re: MEN are you sure.?:
    can i just say that i just wrote one of the greatest, wittiest, sexist replies ever, but thought better of itcos im drunk, so i wont say anything about 'wet sprays' and ladies, and i deleted my post.
    Posted by loonytoons
    Hmmm saved the Mods the trouble, better to stay away from my retaliation about men and the damp patch.? Plus the reason they called their trousers Drain Pipes.!
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  • paige55paige55
    edited June 2011
    get yourself over to elsadogs team 51 posts are in area 51 join the team 51 now logdon we need you xxx:):):)
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  • HITMAN_RVHITMAN_RV
    edited June 2011
    In Response to Re: MEN are you sure.?:
    get yourself over to elsadogs team 51 posts are in area 51 join the team 51 now logdon we need you xxx:):):)
    Posted by paige55
    You are welcome to join The HitSquad Too !!!!!!

    X
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  • logdonlogdon
    edited June 2011
    Hugs and thanks to you Pink Lady Paige and to Hitman Pup.  I'm flattered you both think me worthy of asking to join your respective teams  or are you that desperate ............ but I play Poker for Fun,  team play would put pressure on me to win and most times I don't mind losing ....... not good for team morale.  Maxelly had already asked me to join but I declined and instead tried to recruit new girl Anna for him but she was already spoken for. Lots more worthy player out there to snare.  I will be keeping low profile for a few weeks and not playing every night ....... worried about Hubby he has stopped playing and just says he's taking a break but he's never ever done that before.? So spending some Quality time with him and going out to friends.  These lovely warm evenings are magic and our friendly neighbours invite us over for drinks.  I will be logging in and watching you all to check your all behaving. So no slagging me off you lot. !! Hugs Annie x    
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  • HITMAN_RVHITMAN_RV
    edited June 2011
    In Response to Re: MEN are you sure.?:
    Hugs and thanks to you Pink Lady Paige and to Hitman Pup.  I'm flattered you both think me worthy of asking to join your respective teams  or are you that desperate ............ but I play Poker for Fun,  team play would put pressure on me to win and most times I don't mind losing ....... not good for team morale.  Maxelly had already asked me to join but I declined and instead tried to recruit new girl Anna for him but she was already spoken for. Lots more worthy player out there to snare.  I will be keeping low profile for a few weeks and not playing every night ....... worried about Hubby he has stopped playing and just says he's taking a break but he's never ever done that before.? So spending some Quality time with him and going out to friends.  These lovely warm evenings are magic and our friendly neighbours invite us over for drinks.  I will be logging in and watching you all to check your all behaving. So no slagging me off you lot. !! Hugs Annie x    
    Posted by logdon
    Hope u both enjoy you're break!! Am doin the same next few weeks, will only be playin 2/3 nites week at most, BUT defo mondays lol !!

    Have Fun!!

    When you are  back, we have no pressure in The HitSquad, at any time, later, if you want to join in, for even just a bit, you are welcome!!
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  • shelskishelski
    edited June 2011
    after WW2 there was an agreement between all the men in the world.
    they decided to pee you off because their life lacked purpose otherwise.
    this was a secret until now.
    hope you are ready to move on.
    No fkn rush tho.
     
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  • loonytoonsloonytoons
    edited June 2011
    Ive just seen a news story about a woman being prosecuted in saudi arabia and sentenced to prison for driving a car!! god how i wish i lived there, loads of free parking spaces lol, also i read about a survey that said that men watch on average 3 months of pornography in their lifetime! - no way!! maybe 3 months a year lol.
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  • SighKOSighKO
    edited June 2011


    Yeah
    They should introduce that law here. Imagine how safe the roads would be

    ;0)
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  • logdonlogdon
    edited June 2011
    In Response to Re: MEN are you sure.?:
    Yeah They should introduce that law here. Imagine how safe the roads would be ;0)
    Posted by SighKO
    Did you KNOW cleaver CLOGS  that men or should I say little men ie, Boy Racers are the worse drivers on the roads and the Insurance Companies say they are because they cause the most Accidents and Claims than any other drivers. But on the other hand Women drivers get their vote as the safest drivers and as a result we get better premium discounts. So shave your Mustache off and get a Boob job and I will sent you some old dresses and high heels, no good being in the closet all your life, plus you will get cheep Car Insurance and may-be a boyfriend to. Win Win for you sweetie.?  Purrrrrrrrrr  Hugs.x  
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  • logdonlogdon
    edited June 2011
    In Response to Re: MEN are you sure.?:
    after WW2 there was an agreement between all the men in the world. they decided to pee you off because their life lacked purpose otherwise. this was a secret until now. hope you are ready to move on. No fkn rush tho.  
    Posted by shelski
    Shelski  where have you been hiding .......... missed your "Krypton Factor" posts. Hugs x
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  • SighKOSighKO
    edited June 2011


    Logdon...stop it

    I knew when I was typing that somebody would give me both barrels...my wife has been driving 25+ years and never had an accident (that was her fault..)

    Me on the other hand have had 5or 6...one of which was 100& the other drivers fault, of Dutch origin, and coincidently happened to be a woman lol.

      I also shunted up the back of another car, when I was waiting at traffic lights and reading the Racing post at the same time, the other driver happened to be a woman, she got out looked at the back of her car and glared at me (the way women do!!)

    Who designed the high heels btw?  I'm not fussy but I do like D&G lol
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  • logdonlogdon
    edited June 2011
    In Response to Re: MEN are you sure.?:
    Logdon...stop it I knew when I was typing that somebody would give me both barrels...my wife has been driving 25+ years and never had an accident (that was her fault..) Me on the other hand have had 5or 6...one of which was 100& the other drivers fault, of Dutch origin, and coincidently happened to be a woman lol.   I also shunted up the back of another car, when I was waiting at traffic lights and reading the Racing post at the same time, the other driver happened to be a woman, she got out looked at the back of her car and glared at me (the way women do!!) Who designed the high heels btw?  I'm not fussy but I do like D&G lol
    Posted by SighKO
    Little People.?  to feel bigger.   The flat shoe by tall people to feel shorter.!  The Hob nail boots by Sky as standard issue for Mods.?   lol  Hugs.x
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  • logdonlogdon
    edited June 2011
    MEN are you sure...... What low-life man would even consider putting food he had dropped on the floor and the dog had licked back on anybodies plate let alone his wife's.  Shame on you "Loony" for even suggesting it all-be-it in jest.!  Do you know what would happen to you if you did this terrible thing and she found out.  You would get the steak "STAKE" right through your pitiful heart and the Dog would dine on your dangly bit's and it would serve you right. !!  Mc'Enroe says you can't be serious ........ his ball was in, yours too,  in ............... the dog.?  
     Our house anything that drop's on the floor is the Dog's and you Loony just dropped your Crown Jewels.?
     
     Here "Rusty" good boy, sit give me a paw that's it ......... look what "Loony" has donated for your dinner. Mmmm Yummy Yummy.!
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  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH
    edited June 2011
    In Response to Re: MEN are you sure.?:
    MEN are you sure...... What low-life man would even consider putting food he had dropped on the floor and the dog had licked back on anybodies plate let alone his wife's.  Shame on you "Loony" for even suggesting it all-be-it in jest.!  Do you know what would happen to you if you did this terrible thing and she found out.  You would get the steak "STAKE" right through your pitiful heart and the Dog would dine on your dangly bit's and it would serve you right. !!  Mc'Enroe says you can't be serious ........ his ball was in, yours too,  in ............... the dog.?    Our house anything that drop's on the floor is the Dog's and you Loony just dropped your Crown Jewels.?    Here "Rusty" good boy, sit give me a paw that's it ......... look what "Loony" has donated for your dinner. Mmmm Yummy Yummy.!
    Posted by logdon
    lol! U didn't C n P this off a dodgy website did ya?

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  • hunter1967hunter1967
    edited June 2011

    im now  female, all because off a piece of salmom.:):):) but i like the high heels :):):)

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  • loonytoonsloonytoons
    edited June 2011
    In Response to Re: MEN are you sure.?:
    MEN are you sure...... What low-life man would even consider putting food he had dropped on the floor and the dog had licked back on anybodies plate let alone his wife's.  Shame on you "Loony" for even suggesting it all-be-it in jest.!  Do you know what would happen to you if you did this terrible thing and she found out.  You would get the steak "STAKE" right through your pitiful heart and the Dog would dine on your dangly bit's and it would serve you right. !!  Mc'Enroe says you can't be serious ........ his ball was in, yours too,  in ............... the dog.?    Our house anything that drop's on the floor is the Dog's and you Loony just dropped your Crown Jewels.?    Here "Rusty" good boy, sit give me a paw that's it ......... look what "Loony" has donated for your dinner. Mmmm Yummy Yummy.!
    Posted by logdon
    God i love this word lol.
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  • achillachill
    edited June 2011
    yes

    i'm sure were always right!!
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  • logdonlogdon
    edited June 2011
    In Response to Re: MEN are you sure.?:
    yes i'm sure were always right!!
    Posted by achill
    Second opinion says you are "WRONG".!  and only right if we say so,  which we will never do.!

     Mmmmm didn't I sink that boat some time ago.  I will get Commander Crab to stick a limpet mine on the hull and do a Rainbow Warrior on you.?  "Right."
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  • achillachill
    edited June 2011
    No i saw the torpedo coming and steered hard a starboard ( that's RIGHT to you) to avoid it.

    Just another right decision.

    The boats been replaced, since i've joined the legion of the damned i've decided to adopt the team mascot as my emblem.
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  • logdonlogdon
    edited June 2011
    In Response to Re: MEN are you sure.?:
    No i saw the torpedo coming and steered hard a starboard ( that's RIGHT to you) to avoid it. Just another right decision. The boats been replaced, since i've joined the legion of the damned i've decided to adopt the team mascot as my emblem.
    Posted by achill
    What.???    Typical Man doesn't know his magnetic limpet mine from his Torpedo's. Did you know,  there was a three minute timer on that bomb and a note stuck on your poop deck giving you ten minutes to evacuate the tub. Lucky Escape for you.   So now you've run off for support from team Roswell .......... only bad beats in that team so expect "bad beats" from now on.?  Have a nice day.!  hugs

    Edit,   I think Elsadog as team Captain ( given the team name ) should change the Target objective to .........  £51 Thousand Losses. lol more achievable me thinks.!
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  • logdonlogdon
    edited June 2011
    Well what a Week a Glaso and who stole the show. "Yep!" a woman ...... "BEYONCE" she had the crowd singing all her songs and the Men dancing at her feet to her Tune.  What more could a girl want. "Steady boys" !!

     Other News,  well see my Poll on "Life Time Bans"  What do you have to do... or... say to get life time banned.? I got one month ban for jokingly saying I had big pair, AA that is. ! hubby got six months for supporting Mickjens ban, well that's what he tells me but I think it was for his rude jokes. So asked him last night and he said he did warn me about Sky Rules  that no player will change things no matter how loud we shout, so should I bother. Mmmmm  "You will have more luck changing Water into Wine", he said.!  "Well, cleaver clogs I can do it the other way round." so there.!!   So, this got me thinking just what does it take to get life time banned.?  Is it [only Men] that get Banned or do Woman suffer this fate. ?  Mmmmm to be continued on the more appropriate thread.?    My solution is to give everyone a Hug. What you think.?  Hugs x  
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  • logdonlogdon
    edited June 2011

    More news ......... I've been shut down ..... Health and safety reasons.!   Mr Trotter Ops sorry "Dave" left a split vote,? could have given it a bit longer there Dave in the interests of  curiosity.? "Yes I know about the Cat." "Men always Premature." get what they want and then off.!   The Shed is the only place I can have my say. I can't comment on Poker or the Tournaments because I don't play them or have the skill or knowledge of the game because I'm still learning. If I started telling you all how to play the game you would just laugh and take the P so I stick to the Shed.   "I'ts not dead its just sleeping". Hugs x   

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  • achillachill
    edited June 2011
    Well i'm sure a man closed your thread down just because he could.

    Bigger hugs.
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  • logdonlogdon
    edited June 2011
    In Response to Re: MEN are you sure.?:
    Well i'm sure a man closed your thread down just because he could. Bigger hugs.
    Posted by achill
    Thank you achill but cold comfort ........ Never ever wished anyone to be life time banned. I thought my posts on this subject would reflect I am totally against these life ban's. As someone who has experienced how horrible it is to be banned I wanted Sky to re-think their punishment structure.  I joked about being the Black widow and this was only forum banter.  I have been called all sorts of rude names in player chat, but never ever complained or wished these players banned so I'm every disappointed some should think I could or would orchestrated Neildown and others demise.  I am a Community Poster and sky player one of their many Customers a colourful character and have my views and values.  I respect sky rules and the reasons for them. I hope they will accept my reasons for challenging them. Hugs  Annie x   
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