sorry logdon all applications are suspended untill the judge and jury are out on DOHHHHHHH HIS APPLICATION WAS REJECTED BY MAXALLY, waiting for the court,s decision
sorry logdon all applications are suspended untill the judge and jury are out on DOHHHHHHH HIS APPLICATION WAS REJECTED BY MAXALLY, waiting for the court,s decision Posted by paige55
So let my get this right ......... Are you saying there are two "Know it Al's" up for the job.?
David Brent: We have access to the internet. But it isn't censored, is that a good or a bad thing? Gareth: Bad. David Brent: Well, that's not for us to say. But I can type in, say, 'sex... fetish'. It takes a little while. There. two thousand, two hundred and thirty matches. Just click on one, at random. Aaaagh, there. 'Dutch girls must be punished for having big bo obs'. Now, you don't punish anyone, Dutch or otherwise, for having big bo obs. Gareth: If anything, they should be rewarded. David Brent: They should be *equal*. Gareth: Women are equal. David Brent: I've always said that, so...
David Brent : We have access to the internet. But it isn't censored, is that a good or a bad thing? Gareth : Bad. David Brent : Well, that's not for us to say. But I can type in, say, 'sex... fetish'. It takes a little while. There. two thousand, two hundred and thirty matches. Just click on one, at random. Aaaagh, there. 'Dutch girls must be punished for having big bo obs'. Now, you don't punish anyone, Dutch or otherwise, for having big bo obs. Gareth : If anything, they should be rewarded. David Brent : They should be *equal*. Gareth : Women are equal. David Brent : I've always said that, so... Posted by DOHHHHHHH
Breaking Scandal, "New of Around the World" Yes, it is true Edge's is the Man with the Hot news with his Post Blog and the reason Sky dumped him in Area51.? "Shock Horror"! Sky are using BOTS to WIN.! He found them out and I to have the proof and saw it with my own eye's and I'm just waiting for them to do it again and I will have irrefutable Proof. They used these Bots to get their Cyclists up the Mountains and to their first stage win in the Tour-De-France. What!
Edit, Its blatant.! I've had another look, "like you do", and they are definitely wiggling their Bots at the riders behind.?
Breaking Scandal, "New of Around the World" Yes, it is true Edge's is the Man with the Hot news with his Post Blog and the reason Sky dumped him in Area51.? "Shock Horror"! Sky are using BOTS to WIN.! He found them out and I to have the proof and saw it with my own eye's and I'm just waiting for them to do it again and I will have irrefutable Proof. They used these Bots to get their Cyclists up the Mountains and to their first stage win in the Tour-De-France. What! Edit, Its blatant.! I've had another look, "like you do", and they are definitely wiggling their Bots at the riders behind.? Posted by logdon
In Response to Re: MEN are you sure.? : The full stop is included in the exclamation mark. You don't need 2 full stops ok .? #PunctuationTilt Posted by DOHHHHHHH
Thank you Teacher do I get 100 lines.!!!!!!! I make the point the point sticks in .......... end of, as TK says.!
Went to "Tesco" to do the weekly shopping and while going around noticed Hubby's favorite wine was reduced and on offer. So gave him a call and told him. "I'll pop down in the car, he said." Well there is only 4 bottles left shall I put them in the shopping trolley for you. "Yes, OK he said, see you at the check out". He turns up "Thanks Luv, he said." "I said, hang on I'm not paying for them you take them to the self service till and don't forget to get Tesco points". Off he goes, and after I went through check out I look for him in the car park and our car, but couldn't find it. I ring his Mobile. "Hello luv," I said," where are you in the car park". Silence ....... I'm at home.! what about me.! "Oh, I thought you wanted to walk home." Only Men.? and he forgot to get my discount points to. So tempting to scrap Dinner. "Men are you sure."
In Response to Re: MEN are you sure.? : Thank you Teacher do I get 100 lines.!!!!!!! I make the point the point sticks in .......... end of, as TK says.! Went to "Tesco" to do the weekly shopping and while going around noticed Hubby's favorite wine was reduced and on offer. So gave him a call and told him. "I'll pop down in the car, he said." Well there is only 4 bottles left shall I put them in the shopping trolley for you. "Yes, OK he said, see you at the check out". He turns up "Thanks Luv, he said." "I said, hang on I'm not paying for them you take them to the self service till and don't forget to get Tesco points". Off he goes, and after I went through check out I look for him in the car park and our car, but couldn't find it. I ring his Mobile. "Hello luv," I said," where are you in the car park". Silence ....... I'm at home.! what about me.! "Oh, I thought you wanted to walk home." Only Men.? and he forgot to get my discount points to. So tempting to scrap Dinner. "Men are you sure." Posted by logdon
Haaaaaaaaaaa Quality.
Was he half way through the 2nd bottle when you got home .????
In Response to Re: MEN are you sure.? : Thank you Teacher do I get 100 lines.!!!!!!! I make the point the point sticks in .......... end of, as TK says.! Went to "Tesco" to do the weekly shopping and while going around noticed Hubby's favorite wine was reduced and on offer. So gave him a call and told him. "I'll pop down in the car, he said." Well there is only 4 bottles left shall I put them in the shopping trolley for you. "Yes, OK he said, see you at the check out". He turns up "Thanks Luv, he said." "I said, hang on I'm not paying for them you take them to the self service till and don't forget to get Tesco points". Off he goes, and after I went through check out I look for him in the car park and our car, but couldn't find it. I ring his Mobile. "Hello luv," I said," where are you in the car park". Silence ....... I'm at home.! what about me.! "Oh, I thought you wanted to walk home." Only Men.? and he forgot to get my discount points to. So tempting to scrap Dinner. "Men are you sure." Posted by logdon
GENIUS!!!!
Please shake your long-suffering husband's hand for me...Would be nice to think he grew a pair and rebelled but the poor love is probably so under the thumb that I recon it was a genuine mistake..still, it made me smile!!!
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Gareth: Bad.
David Brent: Well, that's not for us to say. But I can type in, say, 'sex... fetish'. It takes a little while. There. two thousand, two hundred and thirty matches. Just click on one, at random. Aaaagh, there. 'Dutch girls must be punished for having big bo obs'. Now, you don't punish anyone, Dutch or otherwise, for having big bo obs.
Gareth: If anything, they should be rewarded.
David Brent: They should be *equal*.
Gareth: Women are equal.
David Brent: I've always said that, so...
Edit, Its blatant.! I've had another look, "like you do", and they are definitely wiggling their Bots at the riders behind.?
Edit, I will expect to be moved to Area 51 now.!
Went to "Tesco" to do the weekly shopping and while going around noticed Hubby's favorite wine was reduced and on offer. So gave him a call and told him. "I'll pop down in the car, he said." Well there is only 4 bottles left shall I put them in the shopping trolley for you. "Yes, OK he said, see you at the check out". He turns up "Thanks Luv, he said." "I said, hang on I'm not paying for them you take them to the self service till and don't forget to get Tesco points". Off he goes, and after I went through check out I look for him in the car park and our car, but couldn't find it. I ring his Mobile. "Hello luv," I said," where are you in the car park". Silence ....... I'm at home.! what about me.! "Oh, I thought you wanted to walk home." Only Men.? and he forgot to get my discount points to. So tempting to scrap Dinner. "Men are you sure."
Please shake your long-suffering husband's hand for me...Would be nice to think he grew a pair and rebelled but the poor love is probably so under the thumb that I recon it was a genuine mistake..still, it made me smile!!!
Go Mr Longdon!!!!!
xx