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deep space

logdonlogdon
edited December 2011 in The Shed
If you had the chance to be one of the Astronauts on a NASA mission to colonize a distant planet with no chance of returning to Earth would you go.
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  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH
    edited September 2011
    where has "not another one of her polls" gone ??
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  • logdonlogdon
    edited September 2011
    In Response to Re: deep space:
    where has "not another one of her polls" gone ??
    Posted by DOHHHHHHH
     Would you come with me.?????????
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  • logdonlogdon
    edited September 2011
     You are truly Buzz Light year to infinity and beyond
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  • NoseyBonkNoseyBonk
    edited September 2011
    Nah, you can get lost in space
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  • 67Bhoys67Bhoys
    edited September 2011
    Can we noninate other people to be fired into space with no chance of return?
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  • logdonlogdon
    edited September 2011



    Like Desert Island Disc's -----  you can take only one personal possession with you what would it be.?

            
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  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH
    edited September 2011
    Onions.......

    Can't live without onions.
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  • logdonlogdon
    edited September 2011
    In Response to Re: deep space:
    Onions....... Can't live without onions.
    Posted by DOHHHHHHH
    I know you know that I know you know your Onions,  but Onions are a Commodity and not a personal item.  Mmm unless  "Last Tango in Paris"!  No you wouldn't wood u ?
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited September 2011
    Marigold gloves!
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  • logdonlogdon
    edited September 2011
    In Response to Re: deep space:
    [QUOTE]Marigold gloves!
    Posted by Donut64

    Donut I don't think you're taking this Seriously,  unless your a fan of Queen and wear them when you want to break free.! 

     Was that your BBW vote ?
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited September 2011
    I voted no! But if I was going I would want my Marigolds they are very usefull keeping my hands clean from space dust, make shift balloons plus more peronal uses which I wont mention or you will have you thread removed! :P
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  • logdonlogdon
    edited December 2011
    In Response to Re: deep space:
    I voted no! But if I was going I would want my Marigolds they are very usefull keeping my hands clean from space dust, make shift balloons plus more peronal uses which I wont mention or you will have you thread removed! :P
    Posted by Donut64
    Now we are all intrigued to know what use your Marigolds perform in your personal habits.    Hubby wears them while Hoovering to stop it malfunctioning.   Please feel free to divulge.

    I will be taking my Rabbit and it is not classed as live stock. ?
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  • logdonlogdon
    edited September 2011
    In Response to Re: deep space:
    Nah, you can get lost in space
    Posted by NoseyBonk
    Great film for its day and we would all love to have "Robbie" the robot producing diamonds to order.! 
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  • bludreid11bludreid11
    edited September 2011


     yep i would go but i would need to take some things with me

     (1)  a deck of cards
     (2) a life times supply of vodka
     (3) life times supply of  cigarettes
     (4) A PICTURE OF YOU  and a dart board
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  • logdonlogdon
    edited September 2011
    In Response to Re: deep space:
     yep i would go but i would need to take some things with me  (1)  a deck of cards  (2) a life times supply of vodka  (3) life times supply of  cigarettes  (4) A PICTURE OF YOU  and a dart board
    Posted by bludreid11
    You greedy Hog  you can only take one personal item.   so it will be the picture of me them ? Ah changed your mind now.!
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  • bludreid11bludreid11
    edited September 2011
    In Response to Re: deep space:
    In Response to Re: deep space : You greedy Hog  you can only take one personal item.   so it will be the picture of me them ? Ah changed your mind now.!
    Posted by logdon
    hold on  im volunteering to go, its not like being on a criuse, and getting shipwrecked,and only being able to take what i can carry.

    the cards would mean i would never suffer another bad beat.
    the cigarettes and booze are self explanetary.

    THE PIC OF YOU AND A DARTBOARD, how else could i have so much fun with my clothes on.

    so no  ive not changed my mind 
    many small furry and fluffy animals were hurt during the making of this post
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  • bludreid11bludreid11
    edited September 2011
    ok  how many  men would volunteer to go  just to get away from their nearest and dearest ????
    how many women would go  just to make sure their hubby wasnt having fun ???

    OH  FATHER DAZLER I THINK I NEED A SPECIAL PRAYER
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  • loonytoonsloonytoons
    edited September 2011
    Not until they sort out that old ''zero gravity'' conundrum, have you seen how they take a dump up there? Also what if you get sick (or pregnant) when your 2 years away from earth?
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  • loonytoonsloonytoons
    edited September 2011
    In Response to Re: deep space:
    In Response to Re: deep space : Now we are all intrigued to know what use your Marigolds perform in your personal habits.    Hubby wears them while Hoovering to stop it malfunctioning.   Please fell free to divulge. I will be taking my Rabbit and it is not classed as live stock. ?
    Posted by logdon
    Is that your rampant plastic one?
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  • logdonlogdon
    edited September 2011
    In Response to Re: deep space:
    In Response to Re: deep space : Is that your rampant plastic one?
    Posted by loonytoons
    Well loony  We will be traveling First Class in the Star Ship Enterprise which the US government had under wraps at Roswell UFO base for the last ten years Shush! Benny told me about it, and as you well know, the ship is fully functional with gravity and all the amenities and creature comforts plus with warp factor 5 we will be in deep space in seconds not years.  There is however still a weight problem to consider and any greedy Astronauts trying to smuggle in more than one personal item will be jettisoned into deep space en'route if caught. Space sickness should not be confused with home sickness and photos of loved one's dogs and pets will be allowed and not classed as your one allocation.  Just for you Loony Elsadog will be bringing his Hospital beds and team 51 trained nurses analysis to re-train you should you wake from this stupid trance you are in. Recovery rooms have full HD  TVs and recordings of your recent Poker losses to make you feel at home.  May I remind everyone this is not  Con- Air Hostess 72o this is one way ticket only. Your rewards come when the final destination is reached and Colonisation takes place.  Those familiar with Colonising will know exactly what is required of them those unfamiliar with Colonisation it means you will all be turned into "Twitcher's"  Finally,  I don't have a clue what you mean Loony by "Rampant" my plastic rabbit ( not to be confused with Lucky Rabbits Foot )  is my good luck charm and goes everywhere with me including into deep space. Mmmm mens minds.?  Hugs Annie your Captain log date 24 9 20011 
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  • loonytoonsloonytoons
    edited September 2011
    In Response to Re: deep space:
    In Response to Re: deep space : Well loony  We will be traveling First Class in the Star Ship Enterprise which the US government had under wraps at Roswell UFO base for the last ten years Shush! Benny told me about it, and as you well know, the ship is fully functional with gravity and all the amenities and creature comforts plus with warp factor 5 we will be in deep space in seconds not years.  There is however still a weight problem to consider and any greedy Astronauts trying to smuggle in more than one personal item will be jettisoned into deep space en'route if caught. Space sickness should not be confused with home sickness and photos of loved one's dogs and pets will be allowed and not classed as your one allocation.  Just for you Loony Elsadog will be bringing his Hospital beds and team 51 trained nurses analysis to re-train you should you wake from this stupid trance you are in. Recovery rooms have full HD  TVs and recordings of your recent Poker losses to make you feel at home.  May I remind everyone this is not  Con- Air Hostess 72o this is one way ticket only. Your rewards come when the final destination is reached and Colonisation takes place.  Those familiar with Colonising will know exactly what is required of them those unfamiliar with Colonisation it means you will all be turned into "Twitcher's"  Finally,  I don't have a clue what you mean Loony by "Rampant" my plastic rabbit ( not to be confused with Lucky Rabbits Foot )  is my good luck charm and goes everywhere with me including into deep space. Mmmm mens minds.?  Hugs Annie your Captain log date 24 9 20011 
    Posted by logdon
    You, my wife, and every other woman on planet earth always use this old chestnut - and it never happens does it?
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  • logdonlogdon
    edited September 2011
    Rabbit Rabbit Rabbit that's all men do. ?   " The Final Frontier"     Bet your a closet Trekkie Loony.!
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  • logdonlogdon
    edited September 2011
    Right we are fast filling the last few places available to complete the crew and passengers needed for this mission. We are head hunting Sporny after his recent success in the Welsh Mountains and he can advise on reproduction and the rearing of live stock.  Steven Hawkins has applied to be part of the team and would advise on tackling black holes and worm holes,  but wheel chair access is very expensive to install and NASA say this would only allowed if TK came along to advise on Rail network infrastructure. Those long evenings will just fly by.!  A Noah's Arc of Plants and Animals will be needed and I will be bringing the Woodpecker to keep the Boys in check, it can bring a tear to your eye.  Bob the Builder was suggested for construction work and Fireman Sam Health & Safety.  Suggestion for further essential posts and possible applicants please nominate. Do we know anyone with Spok ears.  You should remember you need a "ticket to ride" this once in a lifetime Adventure to reach the Stars in Hetti's major Nebula sixty Billion Light years from Earth.   Captain's Log Star date 25 9 20011   

     Nominate;     Person,     Position,     expertise we cannot do without. ?
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  • logdonlogdon
    edited September 2011
     For people that spend nearly all their waking day on here nobody wants to take Sky Poker with them. Strange?

     Is this something you would willingly leave behind.!  Are you all that disillusioned with Sky and the way the cards are being dealt you would prefer to take a ordinary pack of playing cards.   no vote's is a vote of no confidence in Sky Poker. Mmmm
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited September 2011
    I think it might be a little difficult to good reception in deep space with some networks its not always possible here on Earth! :P
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  • logdonlogdon
    edited September 2011
    NASA can get signals from Ursa Minor Galaxy star's satellite Moons ten billion trillion light years away from Earth telling them a rock has moved two inches.   But you are right if Sky were to tweak the RNG without telling anyone it could jeopardize the hole mission by shutting down the inboard computers for weeks.  Good thinking Donut. !   Hugsx
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  • AIRWALKERAIRWALKER
    edited October 2011
    I would difinately volunteer if the following cargo of essentials was arranged.........

    50 years worth of chicken masalas.

    2000 bottles of Glen Livet + ice.

    Kelly Brook, Katy Perry and that proper fit ex barmaid off Emmerdale.

    Some Andrex Quilts.

    Gallons of strawberry carusha and full fat cravendale.

    Some stirrups

    A sink plunger.

    A batman costume.


    I thank you very much.

    Airwalker.



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  • logdonlogdon
    edited October 2011
    The trip to the moon was accomplished on a computer with less power than a modern mobile phone.?  So my voyage to colonize a distant galaxy is for sure a winner.  Only trail blazers need apply.
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  • logdonlogdon
    edited October 2011
    Today in the newspaper you will soon be able to fly to Australia in two hours.  But you don't want to do that,  come fly with me to distant planets just waiting to be explored. !
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  • TommyDTommyD
    edited October 2011
    I answered the question as a snap yes.
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