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Three days into the Mission the boys are getting twitchy and fidgety ----- have to let them out of their lockers soon.!
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WE HAVE FOUND THE SECRET OF HOW TO MAKE URANUS THE CORRECT SIZE FOR OUR FORWARD BASE
WE LOOK THROUGH A TELESCOPE THE WRONG WAY
BLEEP BLEEP
we have now established our base on venus, were soooo glad we did, the women here are so totaly gorgeous
that its going to be impossible to get the rest of the crew to leave. they have agreed to man the station should you ever need any assistance in your quest,but their going nowhere soon with the male/female ratio at 1 billion to 1, its going to take a LONG time for them to work their way through the indigenous population.
I think that poker fail should get down on his knees and beg your forgivness for insinuating that you were one of the most beautiful women on the mission, he obviously is short sighted and should seek help
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we have had to leave venus,vlad and ivan (the quite bad) were judging a beauty contest and chose a maid instead of the queen,well all the locals were out to kill us,which was such a shame,as it seams that men in wheelchairs are considered to have an aphrodisical effect on the vesuvian women.
And yes we found the curries on the lesser known planet of MYANUS too strong because MYAZZ resembled the start of bonanza.
Ive heard that we will be welcomed on the planets of wellhung,or hunglow,so we will go there and report back.
not had the chance to see your pic on the caption contest,but im sure it must be a good likeness,or could even be your passport photo.
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Did you know it takes 84 years for Uranus to Orbit the Sun.? Off you go.!
Have you seen the Film "2001 Space Odyssey" Way ahead of its time and the inspiration for this Mission. The inboard Computer HAL 2000 and 5000 were installed on our ship and is responsible for jettisoning half the male crew. I helped.! People who went to see this film at the time argued over what the message in the film was about. Well today the message is clear. The Monolith black slab was the creation of the I Pod and I Phone everyone has one and stares at it and into to it to know the future and look back at the past. The Photography in the Film was stunning and the space walks and scenes in the Spacecraft truly spectacular even by today's standards. Our Mission, Earth is now a speck in the distance and darkness and silence gives an eerie feeling of being stationary in space not going forwards or gaining speed. The Crew are apprehensive about Fire Works night as we are on collision course with a large Asteroid that evening unless HAL changes its mind and alters course. Fingers x Captains Log 2000 03 bleep bleep
it seems that your choice of men may have been flawed, it sounds like they all come from essex.
and its obvious that they will never finnish their rubix cubes.not great breading stock me thinks.
if you find your planet, then it will be populated by lager drinking boy racers,with a limited vocabulary, grunt grunt. I LUV YA MATE
i think were in luck though, myself,vlad and ivan (the quite bad ) have found a place.
its lush green,with sparkling clean water,beautiful landscapes,fertile land that can grow all food needs,wildlife to amaze the eye,wild flowers that scent the air,the rivers teem with fish, natural fresh water lochs with enough fresh water to sustain the whole country. its called
Sorry lost signal
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The Men had to have three degrees; They all supplied proof by bring the Record Album on the test day.
The Ladies had to have I.Q. test; They were all able to prove they had been to the January Sales.
The place you so nearly remembered is in your imagination memory banks and used to be on Earth before humans concreted it over, as result HAL was programmed to reject all applications to bring Cement Mixers on this mission. There have been reports of Ghosts wandering the ship's corridors at night and whispering voices saying, "Beam me up Scotty" There will be an internal investigation but these sightings were just after the crew watched the in flight film Blair Witch. It is also disturbing that the men are wearing T Shirts with "I've seen Nessie" when we all know its Nemo.!
We are through the radiation belt and resumed contact with ground control to major Tom and were told to put or seat belt on as we are far far away. This helium is great stuff.?
bludreid11 a essex man , i just blown him out the air lock ooppppppppppppppps sorry annie xxx
Men are becoming redundant on this mission don't know why we waisted space bring them along in the first place. ?
no im not an essex man,i thought that sporneys generousity,donating his s p e r m,was one of the most selfless acts ever seen on the forum, how he managed to gather all that stiuff then to pour it into a container,and by all accounts never spilt a drop,
BECAUSE EVERY S P E R M IS SACRED, A THOUSAND LITTLE SPORNIES, NO MILLIONS OF LITTLE SPORNIES
LOL A PLANET OF LITTLE SPORNIES,