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The New planet has been found and named " WonderWall " as it's an Oasis fertilisation has begun and the New Planet will be Home for a hole new Generation of HUMPTY'S Vlad the impala was impaled by his men and we think he enjoyed it. His men then rampaged around his ship like headless chickens, looting and vandalizing his collection of plastic pig's. His last word heard over their transmitter "I've made a Pigs ear of this mission." then silence.?
His Ship exploded when First Officer Paige55 detonated the explosives she planted in Kryton's memory banks. Trish you did return Kryton to Budreid's Vlad ship. Oops !!
Don't you just love a Happy Ending.!!
THE END.
oh how typical,you find it impossible to be magnanimus in defeat.
i knew i had won once there was no reply to my PALINGENISIS-PALIN GENIUS post.
indeed the white flag of defeat flies over the ship of logdon.not even james tiberius kirk,could have saved you. from the genius that is me.
( the sound you hear is laughter, with much crowing mixed with i told you so )
send paige back to tend her bush, it needs tending.
and huggssseeeesss ???? a thin disguise golum.
the effort has exhorted too much of a toll on you,so i will be understated in my victory.
BUT YOU WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER
I WON
the end
FUNNIEST, ORIGINAL,EDUCATIONAL,posts with no help from a so called first officer.
you tried to bandy words with me,but i had you covered at every point.
and at no point in these posts did i ever personalise or become abusive, you lost the day i started, accept it and be a good loser,
lol i would like to hear from anyone who read all the posts,and could vote on it,
between my crew selection,( genghis mc caan ) was a touch of brilliance,and my ability both outthink and outwit you, the outcome was never in doubt.
take a poll,ask all the people on the forum to read then vote.
IM IN THE WINNERS ENCLOSURE
TAKE THE SECOND PLACE,AND GO BACK TO LISTENING TO CLIFF
The Vote; Women 2
Men 1
Happy now ------------- bet not.?
lol lol lol
im as impressed with your voting tally as i am with your post,never in all history has someone been so outwitted,outplayed,and yet clames victory.
the man won, accept defeat.
even boudica,in her finest hour,sarah palin in her quest for political office,maggie thatcher with the poll tax riots, all could see the writing on the wall,
you say women 2, but the men won,
getting happier by the posts.
ill give you a challenge, IF YOU CAN COME UP WITH A REPLY TO PALINGENIUS V PALINGENISIS ill call it a draw.
mankind not womankind
manpower not woman power
manmade not womanmade
manuscript not womanuscript
LOL LOL LOL beat that then
It was fun but you were not up to the challenge stop bubbling and accept the hug of defeat. ?
yes it was fun, as long as it lasted.
what about my challenge ???
in your last posts ( plural ) i have not seen any witty comments nor even a slightly humours one.
your manhole crawl back in it was at worst abusive or at best less than amusing.
can i give you some enlightenment ??
if you wish to combat, or convey, anything to the rest of the forum,BE FUNNY
or at least try.
MANPOWER WINS
lol lol lol
The Ship is being Attacked and my first Officer Paige55 has gone AWOL the "THING" has popped out of Noel Edmond's tummy and running around the ship all over the place. Call Ghost busters.?
but now let team fantastic save the day
we know from past experience how to deal with mr edmonds blobbs.
VLAD GENGHIS GRAB THE AIR NOSSLE
there there sweetness,its all going to be ok
CAPTAIN BLUD SAVES THE DAY (again )
TO FAR AWAY AND BEYOND
Edit; Oops been told off and from now on I have to be nice to all men.! But old habits Bruce Willis.?
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after my prodige called to tell me, yet again you were in trouble.
not to worry, me and grave have the correct body armour,and are able to move easier across any surface,the slime and the shell a perfect combination.
And NO vlad is not a tad mad, hes furious,after being told he could go on leave,to then have to come back to save a damsel in a dress.
where is your loyal ? second in command ???
HA HA HA
yet again i rule the world
You did not save us from the nasty Alien you arrived to late drunk as usual falling over your walking stick. My Crew were the Hero's and fought off the vicious attack with courage beyond the call of duty. You were seen going round the block ten times waiting for the fighting to stop. Rule the World you couldn't Rule a Tape Measure. !!
My First Officer Paige55 was injured by the Slimy Alien while defending me from its attack. She is in Quarantine Sickbay not to be confused with EBay which is where you get rid of unwanted Items or hanger-ons like Vlad the Sad. No Offers yet, not surprised. !
On her return to duty she is to receive our top medal of Honour "Crossed Wings" so she will fly high above our rivals. She will be mentioned in dispatches back to NASSA and there is talk of a Statue. Bleep Bloop Blip
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finally a worthy advidsary,
to ensure victory against you and the demon slime, ive got rid of the old crew.
NOW you have to face ME, KUNG-FOO PANDA, THE NINJA TURTLES AND DANGERMOUSE.
HA HA HA
the world is mine to conquer.
bring it on janeway, ive seen all your moves. lets see what you have
is it warp drive or just warpped ???
ops around your ship xx frank do your best,ops frank did you just say bludreid,s ship is back on earth,that was so fast even i did not see that happen xxx