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me, vlad and ivan (the quite bad ) have travelled back to our own ship where we will be safe to mount ever more devious ways to thwart your plans for planetary domination.
11/11/11. ILL NEVER FORGET, I SERVED
Its hardly surprising that the men had a look of shock on their faces,they all suffered premature ejection.
So when you reach your planetry goal,and populate the planet with little spornies,will you all turn into amazonians ??? will the pubs be full of women swilling large amounts of alchohol,then choosing your mate for the night ?? its planetary roll reversal,or you think it will be.
lol, we have enlisted an army of warriors from the planet wellhung,and as soon as we find where you are we will invade,surplanting all the little spornies with wellhung men.
HA HA HA ill get you my pretty,and i know that youve never been the same since that house fell on your sister.
(9) votes to come on this mission. Verdict "Trailblazers"
(6) votes to stay on Earth. Verdict "Wimps"
(5) votes if Women go. Verdict "Perv's"
(3) votes if Sky Poker goes. Verdict "Mod's"
Total 23 votes ty all
Thank you 1st Officer Paige 55 for defending the Ships Captain from Alien attack. Only one Medal per Day but you are mentioned in despatches.
how typical,starfleet send you on a mission,and it will end by compacency, the planets that you mention contentment,and satisfaction, your content with what you have, and are satisfied with what youve achieved,and as for the planet whopper,well it was well named. its a giant burger king, we will not only catch you up, but overtake you, E.T being male is on our side and will take forever to deliver your take away,every mcdonalds,pizza hut and kfc in the universe is on the lookout for you and have orders to take their time filling your orders.and it will be so easy to follow you,we will just follow the trail of empty burger boxes.
and as far as being able to smell us from miles away,we have enlisted a secret weapon, a" little old lady"i have a small concern that you maybe getting inellegence of our plans,i.e. to join up with the russians,im holding an internal enquiry and any spies will be shot,then shot again as a warning to any future spies.
As soon as we linked up with the russians,we knew they would slow us down so we rejected their advances, and are forging our way ahead on our own.i can see that you are a worthy advesary, and ill have to use all my wits and tactical knowledge to defeat your plan for planetary domination,but i know that i can rely on your first officer paige55,to keep me informed of any actions that you plan to take. to infinity and beyond, is only a battle cry,the same as freedom,words said to inspire and drive your troops on, but like all despots these are only words, lets see how far you get,when your out of reach of the tv stations,eastenders,corry, are no longer available to your all women crew.
ha not even a cunning plan.
i hope that you keep your confidence in paige55 as your double double agent,then she is above suspicion in your eyes, it will never cross your mind that shes MY double double double agent.
and paige, keep your cards close to your chest, your payment of entry into the 1am freeroll has been paid.
you are registerd for the next 5. further enrollments will be forthcoming as you pass intel to us.
HA,HA, HA, IM GOOD AT WHAT I DO.ONLY CAPTAIN LOGDON CAN TRUST ME AT WHAT I AM CAPABLE OFF YOU FOOL
im afraid i underestimated you,you have seen through all my tricks so far,
and that move of yours with the viagra, was both underhand and genius, putting it in our water supply,where we couldnt detect it.
we only found out when all the crew had to stand on their heads to pee, that was the lowest trick ive ever heard of.
but our little lady,and you will be shocked to find, that her name is mccann,yes geghis mc canns mum. and loyal to the end,fresh underwear every morning, so no chance of foul smelling crew to give us away.
LOOK OUT IM ON YOUR TRAIL
bleep
your confusing PALINGENISIS, with PALIN GENIUS,as only an astro lady would try to start a tea party in the cosmos, where nobody can hear. good old sarah,lol not even you are up to that.
after she lost the last election,and there was no likelyhood of her ever running again,she asked to join us, against your plans of universal domination,because she seems to think thats her job.
now that was educational,not only did i use the word PALINGENISIS, BUT TO USE IT IN THE SAME SENTENCE AS PALIN-GENIUS,wow the male astro traveler will not only have a great brain bank to draw from,but the tactical genius,coupled with the ability to colonise any planet,AND with ME,VLAD,IVAN and GENGHIS, we can terrorise the indigenous population, into submission.
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we speak for the world
im so glad you picked up sarah,her speeches about tax cuts for the rich, feul surcharges, shes the woman that put alas in alaska, your soo welcome to her, and she will take over the mission,as soon as she thinks she can.
remember she wants universal domination.
Bigus dickus and woderwick,are safe and well,and because i want to ensure that all my crew have a cultural experience its a night at the opera,followed by a visit to the museum.
BRIANs mother has told us that hes not the messiah, but we have found a sign, and from now on we will only wear one sandal.
your nitro burners are but a toy, and produce more light than speed, you couldnt eat a milky way in that time.
a word of caution, when you eventualy find your planet remember what happened the last time people set out for the new world
they got america
THIS MISSION IS ON A FIVE MINUTE BREAK
lol lol lol so you went on a mission hopping to colonise the univesre,and with no men to assist you,all your despotic plans have failed.So much for your patronising words to your crew,oh i failed,im sorry but youll have to go back to earth to get some eggs.well you wont get humpty,his remains are in the coronors offices,he didnt fall he was pushed,so now theres a murder enquiery,and his remains wont be released.
it seems that sarah palin is the main suspect, as it was humpty that was the father of her daughters baby.And
was last seen in als bar shouting its my job to colonise the universe,DAZZLER and MAXALLY have her locked upstairs,and using her as one of the "upstairs" girls.
far from my crew deserting me,nothing could be further from the truth,VLAD and GENGHIS have been on a scouting mission to the andromeda system,and they have returned with great news, that the planet 345b is an earth like planet, and capable of sustaining life,but not as we know it,no alchoholic beverages are allowed,so they pressed further on and found a new undiscovered planet, this is to be named as 38DD.
WHY not give up the whole mission,and go back to being a good little wife,as we have already beaten you on every front, if you think you can outwit me then i refer you to my post, PALINGENISIS & PALIN GENIUS,
That was mastery of wit, humour and literacy genius.
the white flag of defeat flies over the ship of logdon
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even the bleeps are masculine.
we speak for the world
Due to the abandonment of the Man Child known as "Humpty the Good Egg" Sky Forum Management
Hereby Authorize Custody of said Forum Thread egg person to the Captain of the Star ship Enterprise.
We wish to thank the Kings Men and the NHS for the miraculous recovery of Humpty and because he is such a big egg there will be plenty to share around the female crew. Were so Egg-sighted. As for being ahead in the race to colonise the new world you are the thief of bad brag stealing our Ideas and trying to make them your own. pif double pif
The upstairs girls at Al's Bar financed this mission and are among the crew. My first Officer Trish informed me that during her mission to infiltrate your crew and sabotage your mission she overheard the men refer to you as their wife. Boys will be Boys.? bleep bleep