You have big sheds but nobody's allowed in

NoseyBonk

Take that blusher off you ugly misshapen-headed elephant trannny!

Let's hear all your favourite Partridge-isms :-D

Sky_Rich

When you hire me you don't just get some guy in a cheap suit who used to be on the telly...well you do - but you also get 'The Voice'

Sky_Rich

Nosey! I love you

Sky_Rich

"We've had a lot of calls from angry listeners...and a newspaper. But once again, the Queen is not dead. Unless she went quietly in the night and has yet to be discovered."

Sky_Rich

Sonya: I love you Alan!
Alan: Thanks a lot!

Sky_Rich

NoseyBonk

Woah woah woah woah woah! That's English for "stop a horse"

NoseyBonk

I release an unexpected, but potent gust. It may not register, but it's out there

Sky_Rich

In Response to Re: You have big sheds but nobody's allowed in:

Woah woah woah woah woah! That's English for "stop a horse"
Posted by NoseyBonk

i love that one - definitely in my top 3

Sky_Mod6

My girlfriend is 33, im 47, she's 14 years younger than me.........back of the net!!

NoseyBonk

I've put my foot on a spiiiiike!

FlutNush

I was repellent to women for two years.

 

It's vulcanised rubber, which means it won't perish.

 

Rolled on the thighs of a virgin. I'm being bawdy Lynn. Pretend to enjoy it.

 

Bono is fine, The Edge is fine, Adam Clayton is fine, The other one is fine...

FlutNush

(I can see the rest of my afternoon rapidly disappearing here... thanks for starting the thread...)

NoseyBonk

In Response to Re: You have big sheds but nobody's allowed in:

Bono is fine, The Edge is fine, Adam Clayton is fine, The other one is fine...
Posted by FlutNush

Stop getting Alan wrong! lol

It's "the drummer"


(PS, funny how NOBODY knows his name lol)

Sky_Rich

In Response to Re: You have big sheds but nobody's allowed in:

(I can see the rest of my afternoon rapidly disappearing here... thanks for starting the thread...)
Posted by FlutNush

couldn't agree more

NoseyBonk

I'm technically a guest, and you've failed to control me - read the small-print in your conetract

Sky_Rich

a bit of 'the day today' for you all... classic partridge

On footage of six year old girls playing on the steps at a race-course during a race meeting "Children there...fooling about! Let's just hope that.......tomfoolery....doesn't escalate into blind, ugly violence."

"That goalie has football pie all over his shirt!"

NoseyBonk

He said "Motorola's are saaaad, you wanna upgrade", I said "so do you - to a new face!"

Sky_Rich

"Lovely stuff. Not my words Michael, the words of Shakin' Stevens"

NoseyBonk

I'm leaving you, you cow!

FlutNush

So, Lord Morgan... Your autobiography... What's that about?

 

Infected spinal column in a bap.

 

That... Was... Liquid Football!

 

There's never any graffiti in the hotel. Although in the Gents a couple of weeks ago, I did see someone had drawn a lady's part. Quite detailed. The guy obviously had talent.

 

Textbook intercourse. Thanks!

 

No, not my face! I'm doing a photo shoot tomorrow for Vision Express.

Sky_Rich

"This is the best Valentines Day I've had in 8 years" "Why, what did you do 8 years ago?" "Just had a better one"

Sky_Mod6

The temperature inside this apple pie is over 1000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten bramley apple will squirt out. Could go your way; could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down!!!!

NoseyBonk

I'm not sure if this protrusion is a good or bad thing

Sky_Rich

"Jack-anack-anory"

NoseyBonk

"And a bag of minstrels"


uMmmm

FlutNush

Yes! It's an extender! Fantastic. That's the icing on the cake.

 

Is he going to get any petrol? No, he's using the forecourt to turn around. He thinks he's Rod Stewart.

NoseyBonk

In Response to Re: You have big sheds but nobody's allowed in:

Is he going to get any petrol? No, he's using the forecourt to turn around. He thinks he's Rod Stewart.
Posted by FlutNush

That's a great one, lol, but I've never understood the rod stewart link (?)

FlutNush

In Response to Re: You have big sheds but nobody's allowed in:

In Response to Re: You have big sheds but nobody's allowed in : That's a great one, lol, but I've never understood the rod stewart link (?)
Posted by NoseyBonk

Neither have I, but it delivers a wonderful mental image of a cocky guy in a yellow Lamborghini thinking he can do whatever he wants.

NoseyBonk

In Response to Re: You have big sheds but nobody's allowed in:

In Response to Re: You have big sheds but nobody's allowed in : Neither have I, but it delivers a wonderful mental image of a cocky guy in a yellow Lamborghini thinking he can do whatever he wants.
Posted by FlutNush

Guess that's it lol, but I have always wondered if I'd missed the news of RS being a serial forecourt offender! lol

maximus66

I am loving this thread!!!!!!