You have big sheds but nobody's allowed in

StuJohns · January 2010

" Sonia, that was classic intercourse. "

unknown_username · January 2010

Im not driving a mini metro
Im not driving a mini metro
Im not driving a mini metro

StuJohns · January 2010

In Response to Re: You have big sheds but nobody's allowed in:

Alan: Right back to classic rock, like Wings Ben: Whose Wings Alan: They're only the band the Beatles could've been!
Posted by Quagmire72

" Tough one.... I think it would have to be.... best of the beatles. "

diablo_pez · January 2010

Alan: i wouldn't sleep with her i'm old enough to be her father...

Alan: ...well more like an older brother...

Alan: ...whatever, it'd still be in-cest

StuJohns · January 2010

You big girls brouse!

NoseyBonk · January 2010

Gonna have a ho-down .. at the little biddy chef

unknown_username · January 2010

I've got your kids Dan!!

NoseyBonk · January 2010

Haaa ha haaa haaa ha haaaa haaa ha haaa ha haaaa haaaa

NEWS

Quagmire72 · January 2010

Don't rub your f@nny on me!

unknown_username · January 2010

Come on Sonya....lets be appalling!

NoseyBonk · January 2010

Golly, an alien judge!

unknown_username · January 2010

You married?
I'm divorced
Got access to the kids, but they don't wanna seeee meeeee

NoseyBonk · January 2010

Mr B Ody - this is Bill Oddie, it's not a prank call!

Sky_Rich · January 2010

In Response to Re: You have big sheds but nobody's allowed in:

Mr B Ody - this is Bill Oddie, it's not a prank call!
Posted by NoseyBonk

did he leave a message?.... no, he never does.

NoseyBonk · January 2010

What's rude about a body?

Quagmire72 · January 2010

In Response to Re: You have big sheds but nobody's allowed in:

What's rude about a body?
Posted by NoseyBonk

T!ts?

NoseyBonk · January 2010

(doing a talk to a bunch of kids at the school)

Statistically 1 in 5 of you are gay...
By the way guys, if you are gay, please remember - Rubber up! At your age it's still illegal. You don't want to end up in prison. Some of those guys don't care how old you are, or if you're gay!

unknown_username · January 2010

Flatley my dear i don't riverdance

NoseyBonk · January 2010

... and don't try to hover so the rope goes slack!

derk2827 · January 2010

How can we manage to get into THE SHED.? Is it by invite only or if your lucky enough to get picked out by a computer.?

Sky_Rich · January 2010

In Response to Re: You have big sheds but nobody's allowed in:

How can we manage to get into THE SHED.? Is it by invite only or if your lucky enough to get picked out by a computer.?
Posted by derk2827

nope no invite needed for the Shed. looks like you're in already! congratulations!

Quagmire72 · January 2010

Hi kids, it's great to be back in my fine old school. I nearly sent my son Fernando here but came into some money, and was able to educate him privately. You can't muck about when it comes to your own kids.

Quagmire72 · January 2010

"Lynn! You couldn't present a... cat!"

NoseyBonk · January 2010

Some of these people have come from Stoke!

unknown_username · January 2010

Oooohhhh, its a good paper

Sky_Rich · January 2010

what is the burning issue?

[cue glitter explosion]

unknown_username · January 2010

Come on mate stop shining that in my eye, iv lost a pint of blood

Sky_Rich · January 2010

[on presentation of a CD-ROM]

Seedy Ron? Who's Ron and why is he so seedy?

unknown_username · January 2010

Come on Sonya lets do this right here right now.... i'l just fold away this table... ooooh im gonna hump ya

NoseyBonk · January 2010

... like deputy dawg.. would hump ya

You have big sheds but nobody's allowed in

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