You have big sheds but nobody's allowed in

unknown_username

Single hand Sue there... tackling the buffet

NoseyBonk

She's like a human JCB

Quagmire72

Ladies and gentlemen, please give a big han.. welc.. applaud, applaud like mad, for Susan Cresswell. 

VONNY

In Response to You have big sheds but nobody's allowed in:

Take that blusher off you ugly misshapen-headed elephant trannny! Let's hear all your favourite Partridge-isms :-D
Posted by NoseyBonk

THERE'S DAN   DAN...DAN...DAN...DAN...DAN...DAN...DAN...DAN...DAN...DAN...DAN...DAN...DAN 

Quagmire72

Alan addressing the widow of a recently deceased 40 year old: ‘All those people who go around saying “Life begins at forty”. They're notable by their absence. The nerve.’

NoseyBonk

In Response to Re: You have big sheds but nobody's allowed in:

Alan addressing the widow of a recently deceased 40 year old: ‘All those people who go around saying “Life begins at forty”. They're notable by their absence. The nerve.’
Posted by Quagmire72

I've used that one in real life

Quagmire72

You join us live at the Berlin Olympics on "Grandstand" in 1938 on this pleasant summer morning in Nazi Germany. Everyone's here. H!tler's in his box, Jesse Owens just waved to him. He doesn't like that.

Quagmire72

Let it go Lynn; you're never going to meet Benjamin Netinyahu.

hiandri23

you tubes never been so busy lol

unknown_username

That wasn’t deliberate, I promise you. It’s not a cry for help. It’s just I’ve had these shorts since 1982. They did have an underpant lining, but it’s perished.

Quagmire72

Ben:         What’s that on your fingers? 

Alan:        They’re tungsten-tipped screws, claws. Right, error one – actually, they’re quite good for making a point, aren’t they? Error one, right, Frankenstein was the name of the creator, not the monster. Error two, right, Frankenstein is a zombie. He’s a type of zombie. It’s like people who say Tannoy when they mean public-address system. Tannoy is a brand name. Why are you all staring at me? I’m not having a go at anyone, I’m having a pop at the undead. Do you see any upset zombies around? 

Sophie:    Just the one. 

Alan:        This country.

Quagmire72

Alan:  Lynn could you have a word with that builder - yesterday his jeans were so far off his backside you could more or less see his @nus.

NoseyBonk

I'll give you £200 - that's a pony and a bag of hooves.

unknown_username

Its basically a tv show that's not on tv

Sky_Rich

I love you Alan.




Thanks a lot.

QDMCGRAW

TW@T! THAT WAS LIQUID FOOTBALL!!!

Sky_Rich

and on that bombshell!

QDMCGRAW

"I'd love to get my hands on the b@stard. Or b!tch, might be a lady."

unknown_username

Use the sausage as a breakwater

Sky_Rich

my favourite thread of all time (thanks so much Nosey), let's get this moving again.




"BONO!?" .... no, he's not here

unknown_username

HAVE YOU ALL GOT YOUR FUN PACKS!!!!!!!

NoseyBonk

Dangerous dogs should simply have their teeth replaced with strips of rubber

QDMCGRAW

They do it on purpose Lynn!

Sky_Rich

I've got cheese!

unknown_username

Its got walnuts in it!

Sky_Rich

i've got a cellar...


it's got no wine in it

QDMCGRAW

Phwoar, this looks disgusting. Still, might as well eat it. So, how many people were killed in the Irish famine?

NoseyBonk

Golly, an alien judge!

QDMCGRAW

It's got a Buck Rogers toilet. One yank, all gone!

NoseyBonk

I just phoned my mum and she was in the fruit section at Marks And Spencer in Gerrards Cross.

She said "nice plums"