You have big sheds but nobody's allowed in

TYRESONE

In Response to Re: You have big sheds but nobody's allowed in:

Alan Partridge: That's not racist. French people chomp onions and go "hoh-hee-hoh-hee-hoh", that's a fact.
Posted by maximus66

surely thats a donkey

nirvana29

DAVE!, DAVE!,DAVE!,DAVE!,DAVE!,DAVE!,DAVE!, oh hes gone, partridge

nirvana29

"musterd gets up your nose", then starts eating musterd strait out of the jar

NoseyBonk

Dan's a great man!

Sky_Rich

In Response to Re: You have big sheds but nobody's allowed in:

I don't find them attractive,its just confusing, looks like a lady but its really a man
Posted by MrMagooo

fantastic quote!

"i don't evolve, i revolve!....oh....or is that the other way round?! urgh"

Sky_Dave

"Sh*t, did you see that? He must have a foot like a traction engine!"

Classic.

Sky_Rich

"Yes , yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yyyyyyyyeeeeeeeesssssssss"

got to love the day today

NoseyBonk

Give him a second series you swine!
Yeah, give me a second series you sh*t!

Sky_Rich

"smell my cheese you mother"

Sky_Rich

"after you Sonya, probably me next"

NoseyBonk

"I love you, in a way"

Sky_Rich

hot topics

Sky_Rich

alan's deep bath

Sky_Rich

*officially my favourite thread in this whole community* all started by the wonderful sir noseybonk

NoseyBonk

My five bedroom b*****d house

NoseyBonk

I was repellent to women..... for two years!

grimsbyr06

CAN SOME ONE EXPLAIN TO ME IN 5YR OLD ENGLISH HOW I UPLOAD A PICTURE

grimsbyr06

In Response to You have big sheds but nobody's allowed in:

Take that blusher off you ugly misshapen-headed elephant trannny! Let's hear all your favourite Partridge-isms :-D
Posted by NoseyBonk

ITS TEVEZ WITH SUNBURN

NoseyBonk

Ben "What's your favourite Beatles album, then?"

Alan "Tough one! I think I'd have to say The Best Of The Beatles."

Aski

Big Yellow Taxi there by Joni Mitchell, a song in which she complains that they 'paved paradise to put up a parking lot' - a measure which actually would have alleviated traffic congestion on the outskirts of paradise. Something which Joni singularly fails to point out, perhaps because it doesn't quite fit in with her blinkered view of the world. Nevertheless, nice song

 
and this one from the classic The Day Today

PARTRIDGE: Yes. This is sports desk. Football! The Liverpool versus Tanners match ended last night with defeat for the Tanners. I visited their dressing room.

PARTRIDGE: The atmosphere here hangs heavy, like a big smell. The smell of men together, the smell of cats' musk. Bob Mariner, you missed the penalty. Why?

MARINER: Yeah, Alan, it was a bad one. It took the top of my boot, it was all over in an instant.

PARTRIDGE: You looked really stupid.

MARINER: Yeah, yeah, it wasn't a good performance. I'm going to take a shower now, all right? Thank you.

PARTRIDGE: Are you going to wash away the stain of defeat?

MARINER: Er, yeah, yeah. Get clean now, and look on to the rest of the season.

PARTRIDGE: But when you get home and go to bed with your wife, and she gets a look at your body and says "Bob, remove the stain", will you remove it?

MARINER: I'm not married, Alan.

Sky_Rich

In Response to Re: You have big sheds but nobody's allowed in:

Big Yellow Taxi there by Joni Mitchell, a song in which she complains that they 'paved paradise to put up a parking lot' - a measure which actually would have alleviated traffic congestion on the outskirts of paradise. Something which Joni singularly fails to point out, perhaps because it doesn't quite fit in with her blinkered view of the world. Nevertheless, nice song 
Posted by Aski

i LOVE this one! great work

borobabe09

lo, old skool "Well there's no need for that!"

NoseyBonk

That's just monsterous use of a biro

Sky_Rich

after you Sonya... probably me next

Sky_Rich

NoseyBonk

Chap over there wearing jeeeans... boy of about six.

NoseyBonk

Don't know what he had for breakfast... probably an infected spinal column in a bap.

Sky_Rich

can you smell gas?

NoseyBonk

I'm not driving a mini metro!

borobabe09

"it's a japanese mercedes"