You have big sheds but nobody's allowed in

NoseyBonk

"Are you wearing perfume, Lynn?"
"Yes I am"
"For a Corpse?!"

repton3

M62!

NoseyBonk

In Response to Re: You have big sheds but nobody's allowed in:

M62!
Posted by repton3

Cotton & guns!

NoseyBonk

In Response to Re: You have big sheds but nobody's allowed in:

Let Battle Commence!
Posted by MrMagooo

Wheeeeeeeeeelchairs

RESTORMEL

"I'm divorced... I've got access to the kids but they dont want to see me!"


Hotel Guy "Whats your favorite band"
Alan "The Beatles"
Hotel Guy "Really, I love the Beatles, whats your favorite album"
Alan "Hmm tricky one............. i'd have to say....... the best of the Beatles"

"Deres more to Oireland dan dis"

NoseyBonk

If you see a lovely field with a family having a picnic, and there's a nice pond in it, you fill in the pond with concrete, you plough the family into the field, you blow up the tree, and use the leaves to make a dress for your wife who's also your brother!

NoseyBonk

Put it there babe... love... Lynn

Sky_Rich

Don't cry ears.... you're on the side of a lovely face

Sky_Rich

In Response to Re: You have big sheds but nobody's allowed in:

Mousse from a bowl is nice but to put it on a person is demented!
Posted by MrMagooo

i love this one!

NoseyBonk

You make pigs smoke!

Sky_Rich

you feed beef burgers to swans!
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yeah we do actually, it helps them float
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really?!
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No you cretin, i'm just contributing to this farce.

Sky_Rich

In Response to Re: You have big sheds but nobody's allowed in:

In Response to Re: You have big sheds but nobody's allowed in : Was just thinking the same about your post rich YOUR A MENTALIST!!
Posted by MrMagooo

i love this thread. lets all bow down to Noesy for starting it

Sky_Rich

In Response to Re: You have big sheds but nobody's allowed in:

And the chickens are scared, they dont know why they are so big
Posted by MrMagooo

brilliant, just brilliant

NoseyBonk

Kiss my face

Sky_Rich

In Response to Re: You have big sheds but nobody's allowed in:

I’ve probably got more friends than you’ve got cows.
Posted by MrMagooo

how many cows have you got?
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100
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well i've got 110 friends

Sky_Mod6

In Response to Re: You have big sheds but nobody's allowed in:

In Response to Re: You have big sheds but nobody's allowed in : how many cows have you got? - 100 - well i've got 110 friends
Posted by Sky_Rich

And you also run over badgers in your tractor...for fun!!!

Sky_Rich

i think this thread has just turned into a sky poker re-enactment of 'watership alan' (possibly the best partridge episode ever)

Sky_Rich

knowing M.E. knowing you

NoseyBonk

Who's this beautiful man with a lovely voice? It's Annie Lennox.

NoseyBonk

Nice chest, but full of wires

NoseyBonk

Have you ever shaved your crackling?

NoseyBonk

Inner-city sumo

NoseyBonk

"... no, she doesn't eat fish either. OH FORGET IT!"

Sky_Rich

i'd eat that every day if i could.... but i'd be dead.

it's called cholesterol Sonya, Scottish people eat it.

Sky_Rich

hahahahahahahahaha

you've got to laugh when you fall off a sofa ..... bloody sofa

NoseyBonk

I love his South African accent in that episode lol

Sky_Rich

You've said it again!

there's no need for that!

Just because i've got a *!%? table

RESTORMEL

"this toilet is a saniflow 33 and this little babe can cope with anything and i mean anything. earlier on i put in a pound of mashed up dundee cake - let's take a look. not a trace - peace of mind im sure, especially if u have elderly relatives on board"

NoseyBonk

Sweaty Rafaelle "Well I'd like to see you sweat over your work like I do over mine" ...

Alan "I don't because I use Lynx Africa!"

TYRESONE

dont you call that a garage !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!