You have big sheds but nobody's allowed in

maximus66

Alan Partridge: That's not racist. French people chomp onions and go "hoh-hee-hoh-hee-hoh", that's a fact.

NoseyBonk

In Response to Re: You have big sheds but nobody's allowed in:

I am loving this thread!!!!!!
Posted by maximus66

Ha ha haa haa ha haaa haaa haa ha haaa haa haa ....

NEWS

maximus66

Alan: Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Oh, he's not seen me, I'll get him later..........Daaaan!!!!

maximus66

Alan: Well Sonja that was classic intercourse! So, err, so thanks!

NoseyBonk

Doctor No ..... vocal chords

NoseyBonk

They've rebadged it you fool!

maximus66

Sonya: What is Cockney??

Alan: Cockney, Sonya, is an area in London where criminals live.....the police don't arrest them because, and they're very strict about this, they only slaughter their own...and they have funerals with horses and floral tributes that say things like Mum and stab!

NoseyBonk

Cholesterol - it's what Scottish people eat

maximus66

Alan: Don't rub ya fa*ny on me!!

NoseyBonk

You want egg on a bap?

maximus66

Alan: Technically, Lynn, your life's not worth insuring

maximus66

Alan: Dr Pepper?? It tastes like fizzy benylin!!

maximus66

Alan: How much is a Monkey?

Builder: £500.

Alan: Errr, well how much is a mouse?

Builder: There's no such amount. A pony is £150.

Alan: I'll give you £200, that's a Pony and a bag of hooves!!

maximus66

Alan: There's the bar gentlemen, choose your weapons....

NoseyBonk

Never throw water on a fat-fire, it'll take your face off!

NoseyBonk

Needles to say .. I took drugs

NoseyBonk

You're 22 years old and you're spending your Saturdays in bed with a girl .. you're wasting your life!

Sky_Rich

In Response to Re: You have big sheds but nobody's allowed in:

You're 22 years old and you're spending your Saturdays in bed with a girl .. you're wasting your life!
Posted by NoseyBonk

...take her to a Roman folly

NoseyBonk

Yeaaah, they're ruined

NoseyBonk

Builder "I didn't know you were a raver, Alan"
Alan "I'm not, I'm straight"

Sky_Rich

‘Oh, butter my ars*!’

Sky_Rich

‘Abso-bloody-exactly!’

Sky_Rich

idea for a new show - ‘Jet from Gladiators to host a millennium barn dance at Yeovil aerodrome. Properly policed. It must not, I repeat not, turn into an all-night rave.’

Sky_Rich

'Convoy? Michael, you're hanging around with a man who uses a collective term for a single vehicle.'

Grimstar30

In Response to Re: You have big sheds but nobody's allowed in:

My girlfriend is 33, im 47, she's 14 years younger than me.........back of the net!!
Posted by Sky_Mod6

That's nearly actually true for me! lol BACK OF THE NET

NoseyBonk

Text?

NoseyBonk

Guess which one of you two ladies I'm going to make love with now?

Sky_Mod6

how long did you heat it up for?....its hotter than the sun!!!

FlutNush

Monkey Tennis?

FlutNush

It's the 6.30 Queen Henry Stakes, which is generally regarded as the litmus test for Derby form. Jockey folklore says that if you c•ck up the Queen Henry, you might as well ride the Derby on a cow.

 

Ooops, let's just get the boys back in the barracks.

 

Smell my cheese, you mother!

 

I love you, in a way.