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  • logdonlogdon
    edited October 2011
    In Response to Re: humpty dumpty was pushed:
    In Response to Re: humpty dumpty was pushed : typical irish trouble causing again! digging out an old (slanderous imo) thread on the dimise of humpty dumpty humpty simply lean a bit too far forward and fell end of! mods....remove please!
    Posted by DAVEYZZ
    This is a Crime scene and you want the Mods to remove the Evidence.  Why?    Are you involved in some way. Is your DNA on the egg shell pieces and could incriminate you.   Mmmm  Start worrying I'm calling Forensics CSI
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  • logdonlogdon
    edited October 2011
     Well,  the result of the DNA samples sent to the Laboratory for testing has proved conclusively that Irishrover had some hand in Humpty's fall. Detectives have now been brought it to Investigate and are working on the theory that as Denis and Oy are friends Oy bribed Denis to push over Humpty to save Oy paying Child Maintenance.   Oy now under the gun has had a change of heart and will be posting on this thread soon to verify his responsibility to Humpty and to love and care for him again on this thread .  Don't you just love a happy new beginning . ?
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  • IRISHROVERIRISHROVER
    edited October 2011
    In Response to Re: humpty dumpty was pushed:
    In Response to Re: humpty dumpty was pushed : typical irish trouble causing again! digging out an old (slanderous imo) thread on the dimise of humpty dumpty humpty simply lean a bit too far forward and fell end of! mods....remove please!
    Posted by DAVEYZZ
    PMSL !
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  • IRISHROVERIRISHROVER
    edited October 2011
    In Response to Re: humpty dumpty was pushed:
     Well,  the result of the DNA samples sent to the Laboratory for testing has proved conclusively that Irishrover had some hand in Humpty's fall. Detectives have now been brought it to Investigate and are working on the theory that as Denis and Oy are friends Oy bribed Denis to push over Humpty to save Oy paying Child Maintenance.   Oy now under the gun has had a change of heart and will be posting on this thread soon to verify his responsibility to Humpty and to love and care for him again on this thread .  Don't you just love a happy new beginning . ?
    Posted by logdon

    Class act you Annie .
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  • logdonlogdon
    edited October 2011
    In Response to Re: humpty dumpty was pushed:
    In Response to Re: humpty dumpty was pushed : Class act you Annie .
    Posted by IRISHROVER
    Only looking after Humpty's interests to bring Father and son back together again. !!


     As for you teaching your children to knock things over,  starts with Dominoes then old ladies then Banks and Building Societies.    Take them to the Park and play Football. Jesssssssss    
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  • IRISHROVERIRISHROVER
    edited October 2011
    In Response to Re: humpty dumpty was pushed:
    In Response to Re: humpty dumpty was pushed : Only looking after Humpty's interests to bring Father and son back together again. !!  As for you teaching your children to knock things over,  starts with Dominoes then old ladies then Banks and Building Societies.    Take them to the Park and play Football. Jesssssssss    
    Posted by logdon

    LOL a gift for you Annie >>>>

    PART 2 >>>>

    Jeeeessssusss he is louder that me ,
    must be a irish thing .

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zf9JrVr_eJw
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  • logdonlogdon
    edited October 2011
     Great Fun for little and big kids and Individual training,  will it be weapons of mass destruction next. lol  The drunk camera man needs a steadycam. Hic   :-)) 
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  • bludreid11bludreid11
    edited October 2011

    Im sorry you think he was pushed.
    i have it on good authority that infact it was suiside.he was the one pictured luring the lambs away and feeding them  mint sauce.The king got wind of these crimes and sent his men out to find him.
    When they seen him on the wall,the kings men mounted their horses and rode as fast as they could to arrest him.Upon seeing all the kings men rushing towards him,he paniced and jumped.the kings horses and men tried to help him but alas it was too late. The photos that were taken from the book depositry do show someone lurking on the grassy knowle, but that was too far away for someone to push him
    And of course bo-peep got her sheep back.

    and as far i know  that
     puff the the magic dragon sat on a shelf
     nobody would play with him,so he played with himself
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  • IRISHROVERIRISHROVER
    edited October 2011
    In Response to Re: humpty dumpty was pushed:
    Im sorry you think he was pushed. i have it on good authority that infact it was suiside.he was the one pictured luring the lambs away and feeding them  mint sauce.The king got wind of these crimes and sent his men out to find him. When they seen him on the wall,the kings men mounted their horses and rode as fast as they could to arrest him.Upon seeing all the kings men rushing towards him,he paniced and jumped.the kings horses and men tried to help him but alas it was too late. The photos that were taken from the book depositry do show someone lurking on the grassy knowle, but that was too far away for someone to push him And of course bo-peep got her sheep back.
    Posted by bludreid11

    Funny guy !!!
    love it !
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  • logdonlogdon
    edited October 2011
     Irishrover Lurking on grassy Knowle //////////////////////////////////////////////// Humpty on Wall.  Oops



      DOMINO  EFFECT.


     Why would young virile Humpty who had just won the Euro Lottery and had everything to live for commit suicide.  Get real.?  He had black belt in Origami and had bribed the kings men to watch X factor instead of ridding out on such a cold night. The FBI agree that my above theory is the most likely scenario.   Try Again Muppet.?   :-))
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  • bludreid11bludreid11
    edited October 2011
    In Response to Re: humpty dumpty was pushed:
     HUMPTY DUMPTY SAT ON THE WALL  HUMPTY DUMPTY THOUGHT IT WAS COOL ALL THE KINGS HORSES AND ALL THE KINGS MEN ARE A BUNCH OF ARROGANT BAR STEWARDS WHO HATE EGG PEOPLE
    Posted by oynutter
    i agree that there are anti-eggpeople out there,ive seen it in our schools where egg people dont get anything to sit on,so they have to sit on walls,and when the government tried to integrate them into the main sream schools they were ridiculed,their brains became scrambled,and being forced to sit outside their skins fried.
    and even when the first proffesional footballer egghead,he was used as a poacher. even when he got soldiers to protect him,they just kept on dipping their boots into his soft parts

    ITS NO YOKE BEING AN EGGPERSON
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  • logdonlogdon
    edited October 2011
    Your more scrambled than a bomber squadron and need a brain transplant in your pinkie. Hugs xx
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited October 2011
    All the facts relating to Humpties demise have been thoroughly investigated by the security division of Mutts Unlimited. Whilst the outcome cannot be divulged at this stage it is suffice to say that it was not eggicide.

    In order to prevent this happening in the future Mutts Unlimited have finally managed a cross- DNA replication of Humpty and a McDonald's breakfast egg. This gives any Humpty the ability to withstand a fall (or push) from a hight of 12 feet without any ill-effects.

    Although the perpetrator of the evil deed has not yet been identified a number of suspects are currently in the frame. We are currently attempting to get fingerprints from the murder weapon, but it's not easy obtaining prints from a greasy frying pan. Further details will be given as the investigation develops.
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  • logdonlogdon
    edited November 2011

      Humpty is not dead nor ever will be he is immortal living in the hearts and minds of boys and girls all over the World.   

     Sticks and Stones Humpty is the victim of a broken relationship. !  Well, we all know who's to blame for that.?

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  • logdonlogdon
    edited November 2011
     Two new Suspects have entered the fray the names are Orford & Kendal  recording tapes from the crime scene reveal the voices of the two suspects saying Quote;  --- get the one sitting out --- hit him with your clubs ---- love a duck ----  bingo we got him ---- that was better than my side bet.?    The pair will be Interviewed on Friday. ! 
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  • logdonlogdon
    edited November 2011
     Well Humpty  Mummy Julieeee is nursing Daddy back to health so you can all be united and live Happily ever after sitting on the wall, just like daddy taught you.   He is the expert at sitting on wall and now laying in bed. The Old uncaring heart has been removed and a new loving one fitted.  This was tested this morning and was deemed a success when he announced to the Forum Community that --------- quote;    " I love you all "    Ahhhh
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  • DTWBANDITDTWBANDIT
    edited November 2011


      well i have to say the penquin hatching from an egg with happy feet was worth watching & waiting 4
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  • bigal36903bigal36903
    edited November 2011
    this is an eggciting story. can not wait to hear about the investigation ..
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  • logdonlogdon
    edited November 2011
     The Interview was a total sham with TK ducking the questions and Orford vandalizing tree's.  This pair are not off the hook yet and further Interview's will be necessary. ? 


        HUMPTY DADDY'S HOME.!!    tomorrow.?
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  • logdonlogdon
    edited November 2011
    Just like most Fathers promise to visit and take you to the football match then make some lame excuse like. "I'm in Hospital having Major Surgery." to get out of it.!    Now he has lost his Mo Jo and until he finds it he won't be coming to see you. sob sob.   Men self self self.? Poor Humpty  Hugs xx 
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  • logdonlogdon
    edited November 2011
    Woooooo   daddy's Home.!    Hugs xxx
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  • logdonlogdon
    edited November 2011
     Don't Cry "Humpty"  dry your tears there's a good boy " Daddy " will come and see you and give you a Hug.!


         WHEN THE COW FLIES OVER THE MOON.? 
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  • logdonlogdon
    edited April 2012
    Did you see Britain's Got Talent .........  yes ........  Humpty's care worker was singing about him on TV now he's famous. !!

    She seems like a nice Girl but think caring for Humpty has pushed her over the edge. ?
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  • oynutteroynutter
    edited May 2012
     Humpty Dumpty sat on another wall

    Humpty Dumpty had another great fall

     All the kings horses, and all the kings men

     Were exposed as useless flapheaded idiot donkwits, again !!!
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  • logdonlogdon
    edited May 2012
     You have been banned from taking Humpty Fishing, and you know why.?   Also no Kayaking lessons at Niagara Falls.?  Or base jumping with Fairy Wings.  Humpty needs to go to Sunday School and join the Scouts.  
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  • oynutteroynutter
    edited May 2012
     Humpty Dumpty volunteered of his own free will to have another great fall, and it was his own idea to expose the kings horses and men. Their feeble attempt to put Humpty together again wii be going up on youtube very shortly, and will prove beyond all reasonable doubt, that the kings horses and men were wholly responsible for severe worsening of Humptys injuries, and that their gross incompetence made the work of specialist micro surgeons far more difficult than it would have been had they not intervened at all !!
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  • logdonlogdon
    edited May 2012
    Humpty did not volunteer to fall off the wall.   He misguidedly looked up to you, Oy as a Father figure and copied your drinking and drunken behavior.  Perched on a wall in such a intoxicated state lead to the accident.  A&E could not Operate due to his condition and by the time he had sobered up the damage was irreparable.  Disfigured for Life he still loves his Dad.  There's no accounting for some Youngsters these days.      
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