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"Sit & DOHHHHHHH Diary"

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  • edited October 2012
    In Response to Re: "Sit & DOHHHHHHH Diary":
    In Response to Re: "Sit & DOHHHHHHH Diary" : Hey Waller. (and Pad) Lambert is right kinda, I don't really like big mtts with slow structures and big fields. I'm not very confident playing them, my deepstacked MTT game isn't great, I get frustrated by them and very bored. Also £33 buy in is alot, even if I sat in like it's still me paying £33 of my own dosh to play, as I can take the money from the sat. In the last UKOPS series, they ran lots of sats with overlay. I played one 1 day and won a £110 seat for £3. You couldn't take the money back then though, and when it came to the day of the tournament I just unregistered because I couldn't be bothered with a 6 hour tournament that I probably wouldn't have cashed in anyway. I've done the same with the roller on a couple of occasions. I've either won seats in the old league freeroll, or gotten a freebie, and then just de-registered for the above reasons. And loads of mains. 2 hours is long enough for a tourny imo! lol I like the Thurs night BH, it'd be nice to get some freebies into that 1 time!! ;) Might play some of the mini UKOPS this week tho, 5r comps ftw! And will try play the Friday night main as it's a turbo. I say that now but if I sat in I'll prob just take the money haha. Good luck if you're playing any of them!
    Posted by DOHHHHHHH
    so lambert is right......pure lazyness! :)

    You are a winning player in all formats of the game.....I don't think you give yourself enough credit for this.

    Am I right in thinking you prefer/only play whilst drinking?? If so, get a crate in and play some mains, you would cash in them for fun
  • edited October 2012
    In Response to Re: "Sit & DOHHHHHHH Diary":
    In Response to Re: "Sit & DOHHHHHHH Diary" : so lambert is right......pure lazyness! :) You are a winning player in all formats of the game.....I don't think you give yourself enough credit for this. Am I right in thinking you prefer/only play whilst drinking?? If so, get a crate in and play some mains, you would cash in them for fun
    Posted by waller02
    this
  • edited October 2012
    he plays like a supernit when sober even folds kings n aces scared to lose with them lol when dohhhh has a drink he plays like izzzledur plays 72 like aces any 2 cards like a different person :) 
  • edited October 2012

    Just MTTs again yesterday (mainly).

    According to skope I played 16, and made $154 there. I'm not sure about that, unless I've made some kinda error when calculating my balance. 

    I did fail in a few, the 5pm rebuy didn't go very well, and the ukops mini was terrible.

    I managed to win one of the £3 direct sats ino the UKOPs main, capped at 40 runners and 2 £55 seats gtd. I also finished 4th in another one of those, massive flip for the seat effectively, AQ couldn't get there v 99. grrr.

    albania60767.501£15,000 UKOPS 2
    DOHHHHHHH9232.502£15,000 UKOPS 2
    bromley0403

    winner5603337301£15,000 UKOPS 2
    glassman60242702£15,000 UKOPS 2
    grinsted03 
    DOHHHHHHH04

    That guy albania, think he went on to FT the actual event. He's sick agressive! Seriously, one of the most aggressive players I've played on Sky. Think he's good agro too! Me and Bromley had like 25k each when we started 3 handed, he just hammered us both! Watch out for him this week.

    Won in the 6-15 speed (more of a big sng than an mtt) and finished the night off with a win in the £5r speed tourny below, 2nd in it 2 nights ago, managed to go 1 better this time. 

    DOHHHHHHH780001£87.50
    Void02£52.50
    boycs36503£35
    The_hedge04

    I was well up for a shot at the mini UKOPs last night. I know I said long slow MTTs aren't my thing, but with everyone talking about UKOPS at the moment I was pretty excited about making a run in the mini!

    Got the best table draw ever. Notes on a couple of players, and loads of limping in the early levels from the unknowns. I knew to get a stack going, I had to a) HOLD and b) fade any table breaks. 

    Got what I thought was a great spot, when I got the effective nuts in 4 ways early on. 

    Sighhhhhh river! 

    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    nicknat118 Small blind  15.00 15.00 2010.00
    DOHHHHHHH Big blind  30.00 45.00 3845.00
     Your hole cards
    • 9
    • 9
       
    SLAPSHOT Call  30.00 75.00 1775.00
    zigzaggg Raise  150.00 225.00 1385.00
    joeemslie Fold     
    SHIRLEY457 Fold     
    nicknat118 Call  135.00 360.00 1875.00
    DOHHHHHHH Call  120.00 480.00 3725.00
    SLAPSHOT Call  120.00 600.00 1655.00
    Flop
      
    • 9
    • 6
    • 7
       
    nicknat118 Check     
    DOHHHHHHH Check     
    SLAPSHOT Bet  90.00 690.00 1565.00
    zigzaggg Call  90.00 780.00 1295.00
    nicknat118 Call  90.00 870.00 1785.00
    DOHHHHHHH Raise  630.00 1500.00 3095.00
    SLAPSHOT Call  540.00 2040.00 1025.00
    zigzaggg Call  540.00 2580.00 755.00
    nicknat118 All-in  1785.00 4365.00 0.00
    DOHHHHHHH All-in  3095.00 7460.00 0.00
    SLAPSHOT All-in  1025.00 8485.00 0.00
    zigzaggg All-in  755.00 9240.00 0.00
    DOHHHHHHH Unmatched bet  1850.00 7390.00 1850.00
    nicknat118 Show
    • 5
    • 4
       
    DOHHHHHHH Show
    • 9
    • 9
       
    SLAPSHOT Show
    • A
    • 8
       
    zigzaggg Show
    • A
    • 3
       
    Turn
      
    • 3
       
    River
      
    • 8
       
    zigzaggg Win Flush to the Ace 6140.00  6140.00
    nicknat118 Win Flush to the 9 1250.00  1250.00

    Quite deflated after that. Tried to fight back, the rest went in when some guy min raised utg, and a caller, before It got to me. 1.7k @ 30/60, I just jammed with AQs. 

    Got 2 calls, thought I must be dead.

    Utg makes a reasonably standard call with TT. 

    The guy inbetween us somehow thinks his AJ can be good? 

    So I'm flipping for a treble up and a 6k pot @ 30/60, 100xbb again with the big add on still to come!

    But missed. gg. 

    I played bits of PLO whilst waiting for tournys to load, think I lost about a 'buy in' total. I'm really useless at that game, need to concentrate properly if I'm gonna play. 

    Finished day +2.5 buy ins, +3.5 @ nlhe, -1 @ PLO, brings month totals to...

    Month totals
    NLHE +19.5 Buy ins
    PLO -1 Buy in
    Points 2372
  • edited October 2012

    Wasn't that bothered about the Oct 9 this year. I didn't even know it started again this week, and didn't know anyone on the FT. Hadn't bothered to watch until this morning, total contrast to last year where I had a bet, paid ESPN to stream it, and spent all night watching it.

    Helps when there's home players to support. 

    But saw a link on twitter this morning, so had a look, and got hooked. 4 hours later, it's all over! 

    It's inspired me anyway, I'm totally gonna crush the 2.20 deepy today!

    Risk aversion ftw. ;)

    Reason for the early diary post today....

    Seen theres a new sng format, 4x 4 handed tables, making 16 runners total and top 4 paid.

    Looks good, but as always I have some doubts about it. 

    First one, 20% rake @ £1, and 12.5% rake @ £2. so dumb. Don't think it's possible for anyone to beat the games with that rake. And if it is, the realistic ROI is gonna be tiny. Hopefully the rake on the £3+ games will be lower, if they're introduced. But that doesn't solve the problem for the real low stakes players, got to feel for those guys having to battle against that insane rake. 

    Second one, I think the structures are abit unbalanced, and could be changed for the better. They blind jumps are a little too big. Yes it's a turbo, but turbo refers to the length of the blind levels, not the number of different blind levels. 

    Anyway, I've not even seen one run yet. Maybe it's because people aren't aware that they're there. 

    I'll reg for a £1 and £2 one in about 15 mins, hopefully you can join and see if we can get one going this afternoon. 

    gl all playing today, the mini UKOPS is mine tonight! Im gtd to last at least an hour this time, rebuys ftw ;)


  • edited October 2012

    15-20% rake is pretty stupid imo... bring out a new game, presumably you want people to give them a go, but put horrendous rake on them??

    Sounds like a good bit of fun though (aint seen the structure yet).

    You seen they got a Scary SnG thing going on today where you get double C4P... I know you couldn't care less about C4P but at least it means they'll probably actually run now.

  • edited October 2012
    In Response to Re: "Sit & DOHHHHHHH Diary":
    15-20% rake is pretty stupid imo... bring out a new game, presumably you want people to give them a go, but put horrendous rake on them?? Sounds like a good bit of fun though (aint seen the structure yet). You seen they got a Scary SnG thing going on today where you get double C4P... I know you couldn't care less about C4P but at least it means they'll probably actually run now.
    Posted by Lambert180
    Not many running....

    I asked a few weeks back if anyone had ever played lots of these and beaten them. Scotty77 said Sharksbite, a much better player than me, had played loads as an experiment once and showed a very slight profit. 

    Payouts r too top heavy, and an unbalanced structure again. 10% rake also pretty tough to beat. 

    Pass! lol

    7/16 regd in the £2 'Quads' sng. over half way there, come join ppl!!!

  • edited October 2012
    In Response to Re: "Sit & DOHHHHHHH Diary":

    Looks good for a bit of fun, I'm reg.d, though I agree completely; rake needs to be set to 10% or less to get something like this turning over well. 6-max turbo STTs are raked at 10% at all buy-ins.
    In Response to Re: "Sit & DOHHHHHHH Diary" 7/16 regd in the £2 'Quads' sng. over half way there,
    Posted by DOHHHHHHH
    facepalm :)
  • edited October 2012
    In Response to Re: "Sit & DOHHHHHHH Diary":
    In Response to Re: "Sit & DOHHHHHHH Diary" : Not many running.... I asked a few weeks back if anyone had ever played lots of these and beaten them. Scotty77 said Sharksbite, a much better player than me, had played loads as an experiment once and showed a very slight profit.  Payouts r too top heavy, and an unbalanced structure again. 10% rake also pretty tough to beat.  Pass! lol 7/16 regd in the £2 'Quads' sng. over half way there, come join ppl!!!
    Posted by DOHHHHHHH
    i never noticed this til garyqqq posted.

    weve had the donisms, the donkisms now the dohhhhhhisms.

    new thread please:))
  • edited October 2012
    In Response to Re::
    In Response to Re: "Sit & DOHHHHHHH Diary" : Looks good for a bit of fun, I'm reg.d, though I agree completely; rake needs to be set to 10% or less to get something like this turning over well. 6-max turbo STTs are raked at 10% at all buy-ins. facepalm :)
    Posted by GaryQQQ
    Wish I could claim it was a deliberate mistake to get someone to post so I don't feel like I'm talking to myself.

    ......But I can't! 

    hahaha. wp. 0-1 :(

    *Quads update" £1 game is running, seats in the £2 one still! gogogo
  • edited October 2012
    In Response to Re::
    In Response to Re: "Sit & DOHHHHHHH Diary" : Looks good for a bit of fun, I'm reg.d, though I agree completely; rake needs to be set to 10% or less to get something like this turning over well. 6-max turbo STTs are raked at 10% at all buy-ins. facepalm :)
    Posted by GaryQQQ
    lolololololol



    awesome.
  • edited October 2012
    In Response to Re::
    In Response to Re: "Sit & DOHHHHHHH Diary" 
     facepalm :)
    Posted by GaryQQQ
    I Lol'ed
  • edited October 2012
    Gi oer tekkin p !ss nar lads! 

    wooooo won the first ever Quads :)

    DOHHHHHHH160001£8Wacko9002£4piffcheese03£2.40lea11631104£1.60

  • edited October 2012
    In Response to Re: "Sit & DOHHHHHHH Diary":
    Gi oer tekkin p !ss nar lads!  wooooo won the first ever Quads :) DOHHHHHHH 16000 1 £8 Wacko90 0 2 £4 piffcheese 0 3 £2.40 lea116311 0 4 £1.60
    Posted by DOHHHHHHH
    Confirmed rigged!
  • edited October 2012
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  • edited October 2012
    In Response to Re: "Sit & DOHHHHHHH Diary":
    SkyPoker /> Congratulations you have successfully requested a rebuy! SkyPoker> Congratulations you have successfully requested a rebuy! SkyPoker> Congratulations you have successfully requested a rebuy! SkyPoker> Congratulations you have successfully requested a rebuy! SkyPoker> Congratulations you have successfully requested a rebuy! SkyPoker> Congratulations you have successfully requested a rebuy!
    Posted by DOHHHHHHH
    ONLY 6? Slow nite?
  • edited November 2012
    It got worse than that Pad,^^^ more on that later!!!! Some brags first.

    In Response to Re: "Sit & DOHHHHHHH Diary":
    It's inspired me anyway, I'm totally gonna crush the 2.20 deepy today! Risk aversion ftw. ;) Posted by DOHHHHHHH
    Told ya!
    DOHHHHHHH2050001£32.80
    MICKAA02£20.50
    mickhodge103£12.30
    IDONKCALLU04£9.02
    pipus05£7.38
    Bigstack2206
    So a decent start to a bad day. The guy that bust 5th here, Pipus, what a player this guy is. He totally owned me all comp taking ultra weird and ultra aggressive lines. I dunno if he knew what he was doing, but whatever he was doing was working! I had no answers.

    Unlike the donk in 4th. Who deffo didn't know what he was doing, and whatever he was doing, deffo didn't work.

    ;)
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    DOHHHHHHH Small blind  1500.00 1500.00 113572.22
    IDONKCALLU Big blind  3000.00 4500.00 44365.20
     Your hole cards
    • 3
    • 4
       
    mickhodge1 Fold     
    MICKAA Fold     
    DOHHHHHHH Raise  4501.00 9001.00 109071.22
    IDONKCALLU Call  3001.00 12002.00 41364.20
    Flop
      
    • 5
    • 5
    • 6
       
    DOHHHHHHH Bet  6001.00 18003.00 103070.22
    IDONKCALLU Call  6001.00 24004.00 35363.20
    Turn
      
    • 3
       
    DOHHHHHHH Check     
    IDONKCALLU Bet  9000.00 33004.00 26363.20
    DOHHHHHHH Call  9000.00 42004.00 94070.22
    River
      
    • Q
       
    DOHHHHHHH Check     
    IDONKCALLU All-in  26363.20 68367.20 0.00
    DOHHHHHHH Call  26363.20 94730.40 67707.02
    DOHHHHHHH Show
    • 3
    • 4
       
    IDONKCALLU Show
    • K
    • 10
       
    DOHHHHHHH Win Two Pairs, 5s and 3s 94730.40  162437.42
    Don't cry donk :P haaa. only joking coquer. gg. ship it pre tho.

    This was also a pretty funny hand. The hand itself is standard for me, but the guy in chat made me laugh.
    I'm not rubbing him down, he wasn't having a pop @ my play or anything.
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    Mylena Small blind  200.00 200.00 11535.00
    xxxBig blind  400.00 600.00 6576.25
     Your hole cards
    • 9
    • A
       
    pipus Fold     
    DOHHHHHHH Raise  800.00 1400.00 5112.50
    deuceman2 Fold     
    Mylena Fold     
    xxx Call  400.00 1800.00 6176.25
    Flop
      
    • K
    • A
    • Q
       
    xxx Check     
    DOHHHHHHH Bet  1200.00 3000.00 3912.50
    xxxCall  1200.00 4200.00 4976.25
    Turn
      
    • 2
       
    xxx Bet  2000.00 6200.00 2976.25
    DOHHHHHHH All-in  3912.50 10112.50 0.00
    xxx Fold     
    DOHHHHHHH Muck     
    DOHHHHHHH Win  8200.00  8200.00
    DOHHHHHHH Return  1912.50 0.00 10112.50
    xxx> knew u wouldnt buy it
    xxx> did u even think about the flush
    DOHHHHHHH> lol 
    DOHHHHHHH> yes, u can have flush but i think ur more likely to check that rather than lead
    xxx> bet it didnt enter your head
    DOHHHHHHH> why wud u lead it?
    xxx> you could have trips
    DOHHHHHHH> ah to protect against a FH?
    xxx> yep
    xxx> lol

    Ugh. doesn't look as funny now. U had to be there ;)

    So I won that, won a £3 scary for £47, and a £3 speed, for £55.

    3 mtt wins in 1 day, totalling £140. ish.
    gl all playing today, the mini UKOPS is mine tonight! Im gtd to last at least an hour this time, rebuys ftw ;)
    Posted by DOHHHHHHH

    This bit didn't quite go to plan though.
     
    Bought in, and got a double stack. Then proceeded to rebuy 8 more times, before purchasing the add on.

    Making 10 buy ins total, = £60.50.

    That's alright, a top 10 finish would still show a nice profit.

    I went on to last 1 hand after the add on period closed! 1111111111111 wholeeeeeeeeeee hand!!!!!!!!!!

    I peel 66 from the small blind v a button open. I check raise a dry Q75 board. Villain clicks it back to me, and I make the jam. I see his AQ. and I'm out.

    woidjfciojeocjiojwipckx9eqwcju8hewqdjxsijiqwejdcheucij.

    I am the worst player in the World.

    I'm not exactly sure what else I played and bricked, 5pm rebuy cost £16.50, £12 sat to the ukops main failed, 2x £9.60 sats failed. £11 for a speed failed, 4/5 £3 all in sats failed, a £22 Russian Roulette failed (LOL)

    Must have been a few other things that I can't remember, coz I ended up losing a buy in for the session!

    Don't think I'll ever win 3 MTTs in a day again and end up losing money. sighhhh.

    Pretty rubbish month overall, I need to work out a plan for November. Kick start the PLO, or go back to NLHE, or HU, or dyms??? or something!

    I dunno yet.

    But...

    Tomorrows mini UKOPS is a turbo version of last nights. Rebuy count could get huge!!!

    End of month totals.....

    Month totals
    NLHE +18.5 Buy ins
    PLO -1 Buy in
    Points 2510

    Cheerz for following this month, hope for a more exciting month in November!

    Good luck all on't November grind!
  • edited November 2012
    In Response to Re: "Sit & DOHHHHHHH Diary":
    SkyPoker /> Congratulations you have successfully requested a rebuy! SkyPoker> Congratulations you have successfully requested a rebuy! SkyPoker> Congratulations you have successfully requested a rebuy! SkyPoker> Congratulations you have successfully requested a rebuy! SkyPoker> Congratulations you have successfully requested a rebuy! SkyPoker> Congratulations you have successfully requested a rebuy!
    Posted by DOHHHHHHH
    LOL. only just saw this post. You're screwed tonight in the turbo. Set aside £400 and try not to go over it.
  • edited November 2012

    Don't think congratulations is the right word after the 8th and 9th one. 

    Kept rebuying expecting a graphic of TKs head to pop up with a speech bubble saying "now now DOHHHHHHH, remember here at sky we encourage good bankroll management". 

    Never came though :(
  • edited November 2012
    Got a surprise after getting through an early sat into UKOPs 6 sidey and checking who the other single entrant so far is  :)

    Come on TEAM DOHHHHHHH!!!!
  • edited November 2012
    In Response to Re: "Sit & DOHHHHHHH Diary":
    Got a surprise after getting through an early sat into UKOPs 6 sidey and checking who the other single entrant so far is  :) Come on TEAM DOHHHHHHH!!!!
    Posted by TheDart
    Hes only in it to play the sat to win money. DW he will de-reg
  • edited November 2012
    In Response to Re: "Sit & DOHHHHHHH Diary":
    In Response to Re: "Sit & DOHHHHHHH Diary" : Hes only in it to play the sat to win money. DW he will de-reg
    Posted by GREGHOGG
    I reckon it's 50/50 on him being awake in time to de-reg ;)
  • edited November 2012
    Great readage!!  How you liking the 54321's?  ;-)
  • edited November 2012
    Hi Dohhhhhhh

    Thoroughly good readage D. I enjoy your humour too. Self-deprecating or what. Loved the congrats on ur rebuy post.
    Sorry you thought my clinic post was a level lol. Looking at it again it was baaaad. I managed to lose to IDCU of all people going AI v top pr on again today in W's league again!!! Probably a better play this time as i did have 12 outs probably. Would you have a look and give me your opinion.Mind IDCU had lused his fancy play syndrome a few hands earlier and was trying to bully a bit. I just thought it would put hi to a difficult decision and i was probably ahead w/ second pr. Sigh.
  • edited November 2012
    4 unique posters since I was last on the forum, I'm the nutz!!! 

    First first pump of a very bad day so far.

    Spirits are high though, no tilt, spew or bad game selection yet, just some run bad at bad times.

    Down about 100ish. With the rebuy to come! uh oh. 

    Wont be playing the main unfortunately. I might have done had I satted in, but meh. I dunno. 

    Anyway I will be 1 tabling the mini main tonight on full view, come rail and tell me off if I rebuy more than 13 times please (my limit).

    I'll try get my 165 back in some kinda cash game if I brick the mini too tonight!

    Good luck all playing. 

    (will ofc reply to questions and stuff tomorrow) ^^^^^^



  • edited November 2012
    Since I remember dohhhhhh saying how MSN produces some golden comments...... I thought I'd post this.

    26/10/2012   23:54:02   Matthew Percival   JJ JJ   lol u like lord of the rings?
    26/10/2012   23:57:02   JJ JJ   Matthew Percival   no!!!!!!!!!!!
    26/10/2012   23:57:05   JJ JJ   Matthew Percival   or star wars.
    26/10/2012   23:57:07   JJ JJ   Matthew Percival   or star trek
    26/10/2012   23:57:13   JJ JJ   Matthew Percival   or any other shi t like that
    26/10/2012   23:57:34   Matthew Percival   JJ JJ   agreed star wars/trek are awful. but lotr is pretty ******* sick.
    26/10/2012   23:58:06   JJ JJ   Matthew Percival   ever never seen any of em tbf
    26/10/2012   23:58:19   Matthew Percival   JJ JJ   WTF
    26/10/2012   23:58:20   Matthew Percival   JJ JJ   hahahahaha
  • edited November 2012
    He hasn't seen anything TV/film based!!!

    FWIW..... Star Wars />>> LOTR >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Star Trek

    Assuming we're talking Star Wars episodes 4-6, then Star Wars wins, LOTR is very good but not as good as the book IMO and Star Trek is just terrible... I'm a nerd but not that bad!

  • edited November 2012
    Not been online much to update today, but thought I'd post this here for doh's diary readers ;) 

    Freeroll in the lobby @ 8pm, the password is 'ukopssaturday'

    Prizepool is below, and currently only 70-odd runners, so a pretty good freeroll with decent prizes.

    1st Entry to £50,000 UKOPS ME
    2nd Entry to £10k UKOPS Side BH
    3rd Entry to £10k UKOPS Side BH
    4th Entry to £10k UKOPS Side BH
    Sorry it's short notice, but if I'd posted earlier word might have got out and there could have been like 300 runners by now.

    Wont be in it myself, but good luck if you manage to register in time!


  • edited November 2012
    Cheers Dohhhh. Just regd ;-)

    And Lambert.. my books box set has just arrived so I've only started The Hobbit, but yeah books > films anyway. 


    geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek


  • edited November 2012
    Shame I wasn't on here before 8pm or I'd have took advantage :( oh well.

    Think tonight will my first time in about a week of playing some cash though, hopefully the runbad has stopped and the drunken fools have started :)
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