AL's BAR

unknown_username

hi chumps and chumpettes bitter for me barman and a toke if you,ve got one

MAXALLY

Welcome Phil & Sean. Sorry 4 the delay, was just catching up on some aggro on the forum which doesnt involve me (I think).

Anyway, hope you enjoy this Bar and please visit again, cheers.

unknown_username

In Response to Re: AL's BAR:

Welcome Phil & Sean. Sorry 4 the delay, was just catching up on some aggro on the forum which doesnt involve me (I think). Anyway, hope you enjoy this Bar and please visit again, cheers.
Posted by MAXALLY

thx m8 ,very nice in here nice decor
edit:nice photos on the wall especially higgys winner against west ham

logdon

 The Birthday Boy has been stripped and tied to a lamp post out side Al's Bar the police have been called and his wife informed.   Happy Birthday Phil.???? 

HITMAN_RV

In Response to Re: AL's BAR:

 The Birthday Boy has been stripped and tied to a lamp post out side Al's Bar the police have been called and his wife informed.   Happy Birthday Phil.???? 
Posted by logdon

Then the council turned up, & untied & freed the Lamp-post, then got confused in the Dark and tried to change the Bulb in Phils head, cause all the lights were out!!!!

a00rock

Al ill be in Friday evening. Tell Thil Paylor Lad Dlewis and Handy Manny to bring their darts mate ive never heard of them or seen them on the poker tables but im sure they wont mind me givin them a lesson or 2 with my feathered friends, while playing the new survivor tour on the lappy.
Ray

JAEGERBOMB

I will only frequent a bar with a nice orange decor

HITMAN_RV

In Response to Re: AL's BAR:

I will only frequent a bar with a nice orange decor
Posted by JAEGERBOMB

& Drums & whistles playin sweetly LOL, rite me an Hitpup behind the bar, who wants a drink?

JAEGERBOMB

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

MAXALLY

In Response to Re: AL's BAR:

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Posted by JAEGERBOMB

Pint of water coming up Sir......:))

unknown_username

2 vodkas and 7packets of cheese an onion crisps please sir

pod1

please tell me you serve fiff raff, coz im commin in

unknown_username

Ok I've mopped out the gents toilet ........... NOW can I have a bowl of water?

HITMAN_RV

In Response to Re: AL's BAR:

please tell me you serve fiff raff, coz im commin in
Posted by pod1

We also serve Riff Raff, as well as Fiff Raff, In fact, You are just the sort of clientele, we have been tryin to upgrade too !! Welcome Pod & Fiff, you are both always welcome in Del's Humble Bar, So what are ya havin ?

Darntootin

Hello....hello?

Flip me, this joints deed.

Is there anyone serving?

HELLO!?

Fornicate it, a'll just help masell.

*Glugg Glugg Glugg*

Ahhhhhhhhh. Cheeky wee J&B!

Right, whits gan oan?

Ahhhhhhhhhh. Another one? Don't mind if I do.

Right, anyone in this dump play poker?

A'm gan fir a pish but put £4 on table Martock if anyone's up fir a game?

Darntootin

If yer up fir a bit o this then a'm still here...

PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalancetaylazy Small blind  £0.02 £0.02 £1.33 Darntootin Big blind  £0.04 £0.06 £5.03   Your hole cards A 6       AliasPok Call  £0.04 £0.10 £8.33 taylazy Call  £0.02 £0.12 £1.31 Darntootin Raise  £0.04 £0.16 £4.99 AliasPok Call  £0.04 £0.20 £8.29 taylazy Call  £0.04 £0.24 £1.27 Flop    4 K J       taylazy Check     Darntootin Check     AliasPok Check     Turn    10       taylazy Check     Darntootin Bet  £0.18 £0.42 £4.81 AliasPok Call  £0.18 £0.60 £8.11 taylazy Fold     River    10       Darntootin Bet  £0.45 £1.05 £4.36 AliasPok Fold     Darntootin Muck     Darntootin Win  £0.55  £4.91 Darntootin Return  £0.45 £0.05 £5.36

Darntootin

Table Matlock.

MAXALLY

Welcome Darn. That will be £15.50 please sir. Enjoy.

Darntootin

Here's twenty plal. Keep the change.

So... you up fir a bit of the pokerz?

MAXALLY

Not while I am working pal, but get ur a55 into the DTD on Mon night and all drinks are half price in here after.

Darntootin

Crivens!!

This bits titting deed.

(Table Matlock - you know it makes sense)

* Gets up from chair, stretches legs / makes exaturated yawn pose and moves to the jukebox*

Right, whits oan this piece a Gillian McKeich...mmmmm no bad, quite eclectic...

N'other round Max...doubles.........

Darntootin

DTD ON MONDAY!!!!!!!!

I'M IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Darntootin

J&B, pleny ice please.

MAXALLY

Doubles?....nah, not at this time of the night. Trebles it is. I will join you in a wee southern comfort my friend. The jukebox is free BTW....

Darntootin

Sorry...meant to put a song on the old jukebox...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQWuWfxMXA0

Darntootin

Do I have to keep ma hat oan?

Darntootin

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DTD ON MONDAY!!!!!!!! I'M IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Darntootin

Ya know whit, a cashed in wan o them the other weak...AND NOT A MENTION...nowt...ok it was a min cash fir fudgeickles but ye ken...yer first go...a wee mention...ken...it wid be nice...

Darntootin

Max, ah hope this bits no closin early just cos o the clocks gan forward?

Darntootin

Table Matlock 2p/4p 10 seater...at least the next hour...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZlcnD__ekA

Darntootin

MAX! MAX!?

Oh well, looks like self service again...

I could get to like it here :O