Hitman pops in to get ready for the sunday first shift.
"Mornin !! ahh No-one in yet....WTF!!...What happened here last nite !!!!!!!!!"
He scans near devastation all around, Furniture up-turned, glasses & 1/3 empty bottles a whisky scattered amongst what looks like several 1/2 eaten Haggis, & meybe a hedgehaggis!! A spooran hangs from the main lite fittin, drippin with what smells akin to pish!
A food splattered Kilt is drapped over the juke-box, which is jammed, stutteringly playin, 'Letter from America'!! Al's favorite bar mirror, is scrawled upon menacingly in blood with the words,
"Death to Longshanks, remember Bannockburn & Braveheart!!"
Hitman Shakes his head, grabs a broom, & starts to sweep, humming 'ole man river',
He says forlornly to the empty drink & pish-strewn bar, but no-one hears.......
" Al's gonna have ta think about barring the 'Gorbals Womens Institute Meetings' from here !!
What a mess! * SIGH * I best get me brush n pan and give you hand Hitman.
We best have a commitee meeting regarding the admittance of rowdy Jocks! Saying that though, Jaegerbomb is coming later to celebrate his Vegas Final win tonight, so I may have to enforce some relaxed door rules for tonight only.
I will have a couple of thinking beers while I get me head round it all.
Vegas semi!! Give Me a triple ANYTHING & QUICK!! Hand History #356010076 (18:21 27/03/2011) Player Action Cards Amount Pot Balance themoose17 Small blind 100.00 100.00 3987.50 beaneh Big blind 200.00 300.00 4877.50 Your hole cards K K HITMAN_RV Raise 400.00 700.00 3165.00 penguin7 Fold smudger020 Fold jakally Fold themoose17 Fold beaneh All-in 4877.50 5577.50 0.00 HITMAN_RV All-in 3165.00 8742.50 0.00 beaneh Unmatched bet 1512.50 7230.00 1512.50 beaneh Show 10 10 HITMAN_RV Show K K Flop 9 3 3 Turn 3 River 10 beaneh Win Full House, 10s and 3s 7230.00 Posted by HITMAN_RV
VUL Dave....two outer FTW...that one must sting a bit!!
Doesnt look like DEL's BAR will be re-opening any time soon.... RIP DELS BAR.....you will be missed. Lets all have a drink in hand and raise a toast to the departed.... Posted by MAXALLY
'The Departed' !! I Raise my Guinness in Respect, there but for the grace of God.......
Have decided, Al's Bar needs some representation in the 8k Skysports Deep-stack Thurs, to mourn our lost ones!! So Am Goin In !!!!! Anyone care to join me? Any winnings goin behind the Bar at Al's for the Mother of all Wakes!! LOL!! Posted by HITMAN_RV
I would love to join you Dave but my BR took a bashing by the budget.
Best of luck mate........
A pint will be ready on the Bar for your return (@ 8.20pm?) )
In Response to Re: AL's BAR : I would love to join you Dave but my BR took a bashing by the budget. Best of luck mate........ A pint will be ready on the Bar for your return (@ 8.20pm?) ) Posted by MAXALLY
Have a Guinness poured at 8.08pm...... just in case!!!
Alan, in case I forget cause am flat out today, Two things !!
1, Wont be doin any shifts this weekend cause am on a stag do in Amsterdam, from 6am friday, with Fifteen 19-27 year-olds & HitPup !!, [me 46 lol], and its gonna be mayhems, so book me Monday off too please!!
2, Because of the above 'Mayhems', could you post 'HitPups Nap' [copy urs please], on Father V's thread for me please, as i Know, even if I see a computer, I will be in no fit state for certain, & lil' HitPup struggles with his paws on a keypad!! HitPup says he'll bring a 'Big Phat One' back for ya, dunno what he meanz !! But He's been doin some strange 'Rear End' exercises latley !!
Alan, in case I forget cause am flat out today, Two things !! 1, Wont be doin any shifts this weekend cause am on a stag do in Amsterdam, from 6am friday, with Fifteen 19-27 year-olds & HitPup !!, [me 46 lol], and its gonna be mayhems, so book me Monday off too please!! 2, Because of the above 'Mayhems', could you post 'HitPups Nap' [copy urs please], on Father V's thread for me please, as i Know, even if I see a computer, I will be in no fit state for certain, & lil' HitPup struggles with his paws on a keypad!! HitPup says he'll bring a 'Big Phat One' back for ya, dunno what he meanz !! But He's been doin some strange 'Rear End' exercises latley !! Posted by HITMAN_RV
1. There is always 'one' that sneaks into those 18-30 holidays!! lol. Have a great w-end Sir. Be carefull of them cakes though I will get Jaegerplop to cover your shifts mate......I dread to think how much the profits will be down!
2. Not a problem but please dont hold out any hope as my latest tips are still running! I bombed at Cheltenham aswell
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Tidy bit o tail...table Axbridge
Ah mean...nother Jayanbeeeeeeeeeeeee...
Blumin boring table...nae banter, ken...
Thank the Pontif this jukebox is free...
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Who's up fir a £ DYM?
Night night everyone, night night.
Scotland!!!!
Freedommmm!!!!
Who's bar? Pinkie's? I'll fight him.
It's mah bar now.
No fighting Hitman, he looks an evul f ker. Army trained proabubly. But will if ah huv tae.
bandini's bar. Free drink. Until Pinkie hands it over to me. Then you'll pay.
bandini's bar.
"Mornin !! ahh No-one in yet....WTF!!...What happened here last nite !!!!!!!!!"
He scans near devastation all around, Furniture up-turned, glasses & 1/3 empty bottles a whisky scattered amongst what looks like several 1/2 eaten Haggis, & meybe a hedgehaggis!! A spooran hangs from the main lite fittin, drippin with what smells akin to pish!
A food splattered Kilt is drapped over the juke-box, which is jammed, stutteringly playin, 'Letter from America'!! Al's favorite bar mirror, is scrawled upon menacingly in blood with the words,
"Death to Longshanks, remember Bannockburn & Braveheart!!"
Hitman Shakes his head, grabs a broom, & starts to sweep, humming 'ole man river',
He says forlornly to the empty drink & pish-strewn bar, but no-one hears.......
" Al's gonna have ta think about barring the 'Gorbals Womens Institute Meetings' from here !!
Ya kidding me right?....
What a mess! * SIGH * I best get me brush n pan and give you hand Hitman.
We best have a commitee meeting regarding the admittance of rowdy Jocks! Saying that though, Jaegerbomb is coming later to celebrate his Vegas Final win tonight, so I may have to enforce some relaxed door rules for tonight only.
I will have a couple of thinking beers while I get me head round it all.
* CELEBRATION TIME!!! *
The party pops go off!, The lights go crazy....what could this mean?
Has LML become our new Barmaid?
Did Hitpup win the lottery?
Nope.....just celebrating the 100th post in here.
Lets have a drink to celebrate! Here is to a 100 more!
Cheers.
Vegas semi!! Give Me a triple ANYTHING & QUICK!!
Hand History #356010076 (18:21 27/03/2011)
Triple heart by pass??
Nother triple ANYTHING Please AL Ta !!!!!!!!!!!
Doesnt look like DEL's BAR will be re-opening any time soon....
RIP DELS BAR.....you will be missed.
Lets all have a drink in hand and raise a toast to the departed....
So Am Goin In !!!!!
Anyone care to join me? Any winnings goin behind the Bar at Al's for the Mother of all Wakes!! LOL!!
1, Wont be doin any shifts this weekend cause am on a stag do in Amsterdam, from 6am friday, with Fifteen 19-27 year-olds & HitPup !!, [me 46 lol], and its gonna be mayhems, so book me Monday off too please!!
2, Because of the above 'Mayhems', could you post 'HitPups Nap' [copy urs please], on Father V's thread for me please, as i Know, even if I see a computer, I will be in no fit state for certain, & lil' HitPup struggles with his paws on a keypad!!
HitPup says he'll bring a 'Big Phat One' back for ya, dunno what he meanz !! But He's been doin some strange 'Rear End' exercises latley !!
Bed Now!! up at 5.30 for The Dam !! £600 behind the bar the drinks are on me!!! Cya when am back Monday!!
& £600 for a wild nite in the Dam.......
"ONE TIME ON A TRAMPOLENE WITH SOME FISH FINGERS !!"
GLITTERBABE WHAT A STAR LOL!!
Very well done hitman enjoy the Dutch. Pint of your very best bitter please Al with a good head on it hows we like it up north.
c-mon AL open up 7.30 and doors not open I need a gut full of ale tonight.
Blimey £597.40 still in kitty ledge!!
aOOrock, Have another 2/3 on me we gotta get thru those winnins fast, come on Max & Neil get stuck in, when its gone I'll win some more, Simples LOL
ps aOO THX FOR THE RAILIN!!