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AL's BAR

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    DarntootinDarntootin
    edited February 2014

    Tidy bit o tail...table Axbridge ;)

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    DarntootinDarntootin
    edited February 2014
    I really hope u dont lose yer license Al :/

    Ah mean...nother Jayanbeeeeeeeeeeeee...

    Blumin boring table...nae banter, ken...

    Thank the Pontif this jukebox is free...

    http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&sqi=2&ved=0CBoQtwIwAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DQHFK1yKfiGo&ei=9LGOTc3ANOOShAfInuW7Dg&usg=AFQjCNF_kI2Yboo0zQqPKHwJ9eNM5r7Faw
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    DarntootinDarntootin
    edited February 2014
    Nightmare....£10 burnt...bummer.

    Who's up fir a  £ DYM?
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    DarntootinDarntootin
    edited February 2014
    Ah think the Grand Prix's on in an hour....
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    DarntootinDarntootin
    edited February 2014

    Night night everyone, night night.

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    bandinibandini
    edited February 2014
    Ahll fkjn c um in here if I fvgkn want.

    Scotland!!!!

    Freedommmm!!!!

    Who's bar? Pinkie's? I'll fight him.

    It's mah bar now.

    No fighting Hitman, he looks an evul f ker. Army trained proabubly. But will if ah huv tae.

    bandini's bar. Free drink. Until Pinkie hands it over to me. Then you'll pay.

    bandini's bar.
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    HITMAN_RVHITMAN_RV
    edited February 2014
    Hitman pops in to get ready for the sunday first shift.


    "Mornin !! ahh No-one in yet....WTF!!...What happened here last nite !!!!!!!!!"


      He scans near devastation all around, Furniture up-turned, glasses & 1/3 empty bottles a whisky scattered amongst what looks like several 1/2 eaten Haggis, & meybe a hedgehaggis!! A spooran hangs from the main lite fittin, drippin with what smells akin to pish!

       A  food splattered Kilt is drapped over the juke-box, which is jammed, stutteringly playin, 'Letter from America'!! Al's favorite bar mirror, is scrawled upon menacingly in blood with the words,
     
    "Death to Longshanks, remember Bannockburn & Braveheart!!"


    Hitman Shakes his head, grabs a broom, & starts to sweep, humming 'ole man river',

    He says forlornly to the empty drink & pish-strewn bar, but no-one hears.......

    " Al's gonna have ta think about barring the 'Gorbals Womens Institute Meetings' from here !!
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    MAXALLYMAXALLY
    edited February 2014


    Ya kidding me right?....

    What a mess! * SIGH * I best get me brush n pan and give you hand Hitman.

    We best have a commitee meeting regarding the admittance of rowdy Jocks! Saying that though, Jaegerbomb is coming later to celebrate his Vegas Final win tonight, so I may have to enforce some relaxed door rules for tonight only.

    I will have a couple of thinking beers while I get me head round it all.
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    MAXALLYMAXALLY
    edited February 2014


    * CELEBRATION TIME!!! *


    The party pops go off!, The lights go crazy....what could this mean?

    Has LML become our new Barmaid?
    Did Hitpup win the lottery?



    Nope.....just celebrating the 100th post in here.

    Lets have a drink to celebrate! Here is to a 100 more!


    Cheers.
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    HITMAN_RVHITMAN_RV
    edited February 2014

    Vegas semi!!  Give Me a triple ANYTHING & QUICK!!

    Hand History #356010076 (18:21 27/03/2011)

    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    themoose17 Small blind  100.00 100.00 3987.50
    beaneh Big blind  200.00 300.00 4877.50
      Your hole cards
    • K
    • K
    		     
    HITMAN_RV Raise  400.00 700.00 3165.00
    penguin7 Fold     
    smudger020 Fold     
    jakally Fold     
    themoose17 Fold     
    beaneh All-in  4877.50 5577.50 0.00
    HITMAN_RV All-in  3165.00 8742.50 0.00
    beaneh Unmatched bet  1512.50 7230.00 1512.50
    beaneh Show
    • 10
    • 10
    		   
    HITMAN_RV Show
    • K
    • K
    		   
    Flop
       
    • 9
    • 3
    • 3
    		     
    Turn
       
    • 3
    		     
    River
       
    • 10
    		     
    beaneh Win Full House, 10s and 3s 7230.00
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    MAXALLYMAXALLY
    edited February 2014
    In Response to Re: AL's BAR:
    Vegas semi!!  Give Me a triple ANYTHING & QUICK!! Hand History #356010076 (18:21 27/03/2011) Player Action Cards Amount Pot Balance themoose17 Small blind   100.00 100.00 3987.50 beaneh Big blind   200.00 300.00 4877.50   Your hole cards K K       HITMAN_RV Raise   400.00 700.00 3165.00 penguin7 Fold         smudger020 Fold         jakally Fold         themoose17 Fold         beaneh All-in   4877.50 5577.50 0.00 HITMAN_RV All-in   3165.00 8742.50 0.00 beaneh Unmatched bet   1512.50 7230.00 1512.50 beaneh Show 10 10       HITMAN_RV Show K K       Flop     9 3 3       Turn     3       River     10       beaneh Win Full House, 10s and 3s 7230.00
    Posted by HITMAN_RV
    VUL Dave....two outer FTW...that one must sting a bit!!

    Triple heart by pass??
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    HITMAN_RVHITMAN_RV
    edited February 2014
    In Response to Re: AL's BAR:
    In Response to Re: AL's BAR : VUL Dave....two outer FTW...that one must sting a bit!! Triple heart by pass??
    Posted by MAXALLY
    LOL, O well, would only have been prob chip leader, hour & half in !!

    Nother triple ANYTHING Please AL Ta !!!!!!!!!!!
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    MAXALLYMAXALLY
    edited February 2014


    Doesnt look like DEL's BAR will be re-opening any time soon....

    RIP DELS BAR.....you will be missed.

    Lets all have a drink in hand and raise a toast to the departed....
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    HITMAN_RVHITMAN_RV
    edited February 2014
    In Response to Re: AL's BAR:
    Doesnt look like DEL's BAR will be re-opening any time soon.... RIP DELS BAR.....you will be missed. Lets all have a drink in hand and raise a toast to the departed....
    Posted by MAXALLY
    'The Departed' !!  I Raise my Guinness in Respect, there but for the grace of God.......
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    HITMAN_RVHITMAN_RV
    edited February 2014
    Have decided, Al's Bar needs some representation in the 8k Skysports Deep-stack Thurs, to mourn our lost ones!!

    So Am Goin In !!!!!

    Anyone care to join me? Any winnings goin behind the Bar at Al's for the Mother of all Wakes!! LOL!!
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    MAXALLYMAXALLY
    edited February 2014
    In Response to Re: AL's BAR:
    Have decided, Al's Bar needs some representation in the 8k Skysports Deep-stack Thurs, to mourn our lost ones!! So Am Goin In !!!!! Anyone care to join me? Any winnings goin behind the Bar at Al's for the Mother of all Wakes!! LOL!!
    Posted by HITMAN_RV

    I would love to join you Dave but my BR took a bashing by the budget.

    Best of luck mate........

    A pint will be ready on the Bar for your return (@ 8.20pm?)  :))
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    HITMAN_RVHITMAN_RV
    edited February 2014
    In Response to Re: AL's BAR:
    In Response to Re: AL's BAR : I would love to join you Dave but my BR took a bashing by the budget. Best of luck mate........ A pint will be ready on the Bar for your return (@ 8.20pm?)  :))
    Posted by MAXALLY
    Have a Guinness poured at 8.08pm...... just in case!!!
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    HITMAN_RVHITMAN_RV
    edited February 2014
    Alan, in case I forget cause am flat out today, Two things !!

    1, Wont be doin any shifts this weekend cause am on a stag do in Amsterdam, from 6am friday, with Fifteen 19-27 year-olds & HitPup !!,  [me 46 lol], and its gonna be mayhems, so book me Monday off too please!!

    2, Because of the above 'Mayhems', could you post 'HitPups Nap' [copy urs please], on Father V's thread for me please, as i Know, even if I see a computer, I will be in no fit state for certain, & lil' HitPup struggles with his paws on a keypad!!
     HitPup says he'll bring a 'Big Phat One' back for ya, dunno what he meanz !! But He's been doin some strange 'Rear End' exercises latley !!
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    MAXALLYMAXALLY
    edited February 2014
    In Response to Re: AL's BAR:
    Alan, in case I forget cause am flat out today, Two things !! 1, Wont be doin any shifts this weekend cause am on a stag do in Amsterdam, from 6am friday, with Fifteen 19-27 year-olds & HitPup !!,  [me 46 lol], and its gonna be mayhems, so book me Monday off too please!! 2, Because of the above 'Mayhems', could you post 'HitPups Nap' [copy urs please], on Father V's thread for me please, as i Know, even if I see a computer, I will be in no fit state for certain, & lil' HitPup struggles with his paws on a keypad!!  HitPup says he'll bring a 'Big Phat One' back for ya, dunno what he meanz !! But He's been doin some strange 'Rear End' exercises latley !!
    Posted by HITMAN_RV

    1. There is always 'one' that sneaks into those 18-30 holidays!! lol. Have a great w-end Sir. Be carefull of them cakes though :) I will get Jaegerplop to cover your shifts mate......I dread to think how much the profits will be down!

    2. Not a problem but please dont hold out any hope as my latest tips are still running! I bombed at Cheltenham aswell :(
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    logdonlogdon
    edited February 2014
     Al please put double what ever on the counter for Oynutter who needs chillin ...... my treat.? annie x
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    HITMAN_RVHITMAN_RV
    edited February 2014
    YIPPEEEEEEE!!!!!!! $$$$$$$$$, 4th in the DS !!!!!!

    Bed Now!! up at 5.30 for The Dam !! £600 behind the bar the drinks are on me!!! Cya when am back Monday!!

    & £600 for a wild nite in the Dam.......

    "ONE TIME ON A TRAMPOLENE WITH SOME FISH FINGERS !!"

    GLITTERBABE WHAT A STAR LOL!!
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    a00rocka00rock
    edited February 2014

    Very well done hitman enjoy the Dutch. Pint of your very best bitter please Al with a good head on it hows we like it up north.

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    a00rocka00rock
    edited February 2014
    Bang Bang Bang
    c-mon AL open up 7.30 and doors not open I need a gut full of ale tonight.
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    unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited February 2014
    Someone order a taxi?
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    MAXALLYMAXALLY
    edited February 2014
    In Response to Re: AL's BAR:
    Bang Bang Bang c-mon AL open up 7.30 and doors not open I need a gut full of ale tonight.
    Posted by a00rock
    The door round the back is always open for regs mate!
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    MAXALLYMAXALLY
    edited February 2014
    In Response to Re: AL's BAR:
    Someone order a taxi?
    Posted by Neildown
    Yes mate, Orford was in earlier celebrating his footy team winning and forgot his car was in the car park.......
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    HITMAN_RVHITMAN_RV
    edited February 2014
    AMSTERBACK LOL !!!!

    Blimey £597.40 still in kitty ledge!!

    aOOrock, Have another 2/3 on me we gotta get thru those winnins fast, come on Max & Neil get stuck in, when its gone I'll win some more, Simples LOL

    ps aOO THX FOR THE RAILIN!!
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    unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited February 2014
    Who wants a game of pool for £20?

    (preferably females with low cut tops that look good bending over)



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    DELTADELTA
    edited February 2014
    eve all got my chat back,after a stewards inquiry i was proven right so now were are them mods(only joking) now to try and get my bar back.del
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    a00rocka00rock
    edited February 2014
    Your a gent indeed Mr Hitman --hick-- hick-- and your welcome
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