LOL Darn, cheers 4 posting that! I hate cash! I was going to ban you for a day from the Bar but realised I aint that petty so come in and have a few beers mate.....and you owe me )
LOL Darn, cheers 4 posting that! I hate cash! I was going to ban you for a day from the Bar but realised I aint that petty so come in and have a few beers mate.....and you owe me ) Posted by MAXALLY
Crackin result for your boys today m8 hope you've cracked the Wembubbly bottle open
Sorry for the delay Sir, errrr, sorry madam, we were busy setting up the big screens in the beer gardens for the FA Cup Final! We like to plan things ahead so not to miss things like a trip to DTD or possibly trip5's.
Have this one on the house and we do apologise again.
In Response to Re: AL's BAR : It took me a while to spot anything else in this pic other than the CANS!, lol. The man is question is actually 'YIKAT LLADNEK' - He is from area51 actually but he PAYS US for sponsorship as he is a little backward . Posted by MAXALLY
LOL Yikat !! Has he got some pet 'sniart''s, l got a nice eeffoc cocktail for him as I know he is 'lotateet'
Ok trips, you want another?
Got time for a quick one before the 'Sky-Rollers starts', Hitpup aint havin One, he's gonna keep his head clear, as he has a Big tourney to win !!!
Don't worry Max, that bubble went to a fitting home
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Sorry for the delay Sir, errrr, sorry madam, we were busy setting up the big screens in the beer gardens for the FA Cup Final!tickets. We like to plan things ahead so not to miss things like a trip to DTD or possibly trip5's. Have this one on the house and we do apologise again. Cheers. Posted by MAXALLY
Aint pubs great you can get anything you want ;-) ;-)
if you know the right people. And i am that people,(twice).
* IMPORTANT BAR ANNOUNCEMENT * ******************************* On Friday, the 29th April, we will NOT be showing the royal farce on any of the screens. Only sports or oz aerobics will be shown. Thank you. Posted by MAXALLY
Have I missed something then as I've been in a Casino all day? I bumped into his nibs earlier there and he promised me a v v large drinkies if I called in on my way back to base so here I am!!!
Just the one tho I'm back there in the morning bright eyed and bushy tailed with notepad, camera and a bottle of premixed jaegerthingymebobstuffywuffy......:-D I'll need it too,Today was great fun dancing with the GUKPT update man chatting to all the lovely Sky players, radar set to pickup the instance there was a shout of all in, true class our lads were, Great fun met my memesis again a certain Karl Mahrenholz for a quick kiss , well once I'd found a chair to stand on obv!
Struggling big time here pal, just crawled from about 1/2 mile down the road.... no kidding. Got in the Taxi ..... said ALs Bar and about 1/2 mile away the driver said "You'll need to walk the rest of the way, this is as far as I go"..... Presume he must have been low on fuel or sommit.
Anyway, who's serving here? This is real spooky...... Although I've never set foot in this place it seems strangely familiar......
What? A talking dog..... Can't be....." Yeah".... "My usual please"..... This should be interesting.
"hey lil dog, that's awesome......glug......glug....slurp....slurp..... I only know four dogs that can talk, Pluto, Scooby, Brian and you...... but Pluto and Scooby don't count as they are cartoon characters"
"So who runs this joint then fella?"
"Oh I see...... The boss is in Walsall and your old man is at the cheese and wine fair"
In Response to Re: AL's BAR : Have I missed something then as I've been in a Casino all day? I bumped into his nibs earlier there and he promised me a v v large drinkies if I called in on my way back to base so here I am!!! Just the one tho I'm back there in the morning bright eyed and bushy tailed with notepad, camera and a bottle of premixed jaegerthingymebobstuffywuffy......:-D I'll need it too,Today was great fun dancing with the GUKPT update man chatting to all the lovely Sky players, radar set to pickup the instance there was a shout of all in, true class our lads were, Great fun met my memesis again a certain Karl Mahrenholz for a quick kiss , well once I'd found a chair to stand on obv! Posted by SUPERNOVA
Yes you defo deserve a drink or two after a gruelling w/end up dating Shaz. All your drinks are on the house x
Struggling big time here pal, just crawled from about 1/2 mile down the road.... no kidding. Got in the Taxi ..... said ALs Bar and about 1/2 mile away the driver said "You'll need to walk the rest of the way, this is as far as I go"..... Presume he must have been low on fuel or sommit. Anyway, who's serving here? This is real spooky...... Although I've never set foot in this place it seems strangely familiar...... What? A talking dog..... Can't be....." Yeah".... "My usual please"..... This should be interesting. ................................................................................................................................ Small dog serves me 2X Cold Guiness 1x bottle of Rioja 2x large Courvoisier's Deja vu......no can't be.....wierd.... Wow... how does he know what I drink? "hey lil dog, that's awesome......glug......glug....slurp....slurp..... I only know four dogs that can talk, Pluto, Scooby, Brian and you...... but Pluto and Scooby don't count as they are cartoon characters" "So who runs this joint then fella?" "Oh I see...... The boss is in Walsall and your old man is at the cheese and wine fair" "Same again then pal" zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Posted by SighKO
lolol
Ok Hitpup, been out all day,
Jus back in, blew the vegas semi straight away,
Checked on Scotty77 , 6th well , what a great effort, Hope he'll improve on that soonest WP SIR!!
What's that, a new punter been in, nice fella u say, had a few drinks [odd mix] then sleepwalked off!!
rite then, quick Guinness than am ofta bed, ta HitPup
Ok then Hitpup, least u made the new fellas feel welcome, hope to catch up with him if he's back
Now u look after the place till bossman Max is back!
Get that drunk fella another 15 sambucca's on me, then give him a pillow for later lol
& free drinks for Shaz all nite wd!!
What's that... the sleepwalker was familiar to u HitPup? ...Hmmmmmmmmmmm
Nobody been in for three days I see, no clean glasses nobody did the washing up, beer barrels empty, no peanuts on the counter what you lot been doing while I was away. ? Watching footy no doubt, grown men kicking a bag of air around damaging the grass scoring goals and then hugging each other. Mmmmm well Hugging each other that's OK then.! Al, this bar is a disgrace its not making money the till is empty and your giving away to many free drinks to your friends. You only coming to work when you feel like , Get a Grip or it will be under new Management before you can say.? Liquidators
PLUS ONE HERE LOGDON, SO SMELLY I HAD TO WALK OUT, CALL IT A BAR, MORE A DUST BIN,HAD TO WALK OUT, GLAD THERE WERE NO HUGS ON OFFER, I MIGHT HAVE BEEN SICK XX
OOOPS......sorry Annie. I need a good woman (or two) to sort this bar out then?. I will just pull the punters in from now on then and you are now bar manager (ress). THANK YOU xxx BIG HUG xxx
OOOPS......sorry Annie. I need a good woman (or two) to sort this bar out then?. I will just pull the punters in from now on then and you are now bar manager (ress). THANK YOU xxx BIG HUG xxx Posted by MAXALLY
HEY !! AM HERE FOR THE HUGS DEAL !! Please dont jus be u here Max lol !!
Me & HitPup gonna sit in our corner, witha Guinness & a Evian waitin for the buy 1 Get 2 free LOl !!
Well Al, the bar has been very slow the last few days so I decided to book two stripper's to get the punters in. They turned up lunch time and did their act but the bar was empty and no one got to see the show. I think we need to get new wallpaper and paint now that the wall's and paintwork are stripped.? What.!
Well Al, the bar has been very slow the last few days so I decided to book two stripper's to get the punters in. They turned up lunch time and did their act but the bar was empty and no one got to see the show. I think we need to get new wallpaper and paint now that the wall's and paintwork are stripped.? What.! Posted by logdon
HitPup was hiding under a table, and he did have a Bonio !!
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LOL Darn, cheers 4 posting that! I hate cash! I was going to ban you for a day from the Bar but realised I aint that petty so come in and have a few beers mate.....and you owe me )
The milky bars are on me!
BE LOYAL BE PROUD BE STOKE!
Now take that Final down!! Hope u goin ?
Nice Shirt, Nice Glasses, NICE CANS !!!!
Shoddy service, even the FBI are quicker than this!!
6 out of 10
must try harder
xx
Have this one on the house and we do apologise again.
Cheers.
Ok trips, you want another?
Got time for a quick one before the 'Sky-Rollers starts', Hitpup aint havin One, he's gonna keep his head clear, as he has a Big tourney to win !!!
Pint to celebrate plaese the am off to the tables.............................
" With St George in my Heart, keep me English"...............
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Night night children...
In fact i may stay here Now all week-end to avoid all the nonsense!!
Got me 'Al's Bar' sponsored shirt on & am ready to crack at the 200DS again, hopefully do better than last months 4th !!
If so, The drinks will be on me !!!!!
if you know the right people.
And i am that people,(twice).
Just the one tho I'm back there in the morning bright eyed and bushy tailed with notepad, camera and a bottle of premixed jaegerthingymebobstuffywuffy......:-D I'll need it too,Today was great fun dancing with the GUKPT update man chatting to all the lovely Sky players, radar set to pickup the instance there was a shout of all in, true class our lads were, Great fun met my memesis again a certain Karl Mahrenholz for a quick kiss , well once I'd found a chair to stand on obv!
We pay Hitpup in bonios. Everyone is a winner. Not seen Logdon the Barmaid since she took the day off for that royal farce thingy.
You are very welcome at any time SighKO. You are now classed as a regular and can use the back door which is always on the latch 25/7.
Enjoy.
Ok Hitpup, been out all day,
Jus back in, blew the vegas semi straight away,
Checked on Scotty77 , 6th well , what a great effort, Hope he'll improve on that soonest WP SIR!!
What's that, a new punter been in, nice fella u say, had a few drinks [odd mix] then sleepwalked off!!
rite then, quick Guinness than am ofta bed, ta HitPup
Ok then Hitpup, least u made the new fellas feel welcome, hope to catch up with him if he's back
Now u look after the place till bossman Max is back!
Get that drunk fella another 15 sambucca's on me, then give him a pillow for later lol
& free drinks for Shaz all nite wd!!
What's that... the sleepwalker was familiar to u HitPup? ...Hmmmmmmmmmmm
Ok nite all !!!
I see, no clean glasses nobody did the washing up, beer barrels empty, no peanuts on the counter what you lot been doing while I was away. ? Watching footy no doubt, grown men kicking a bag of air around damaging the grass scoring goals and then hugging each other. Mmmmm well Hugging each other that's OK then.! Al, this bar is a disgrace its not making money the till is empty and your giving away to many free drinks to your friends. You only coming to work when you feel like , Get a Grip or it will be under new Management before you can say.? Liquidators
Me & HitPup gonna sit in our corner, witha Guinness & a Evian waitin for the buy 1 Get 2 free LOl !!