Officer Drivel...?

goldon · January 2017

So....... Kylie's .......gonna become Sasse we alway's knew she was.

goldon · January 2017

Allo Allo ......... Goodbye Goodbye

NoseyBonk · January 2017

Daily challenge - decipher the riddles

goldon · January 2017

Little Miss Muffet required to catch...........

VespaPX · January 2017

In Response to Re: ColdWater:

Little Miss Muffet required to catch...........
Posted by goldon

Spiders from Mars?

goldon · January 2017

not wanted upstage girl in uptown world ?

goldon · January 2017

In Response to Re: ColdWater:

In Response to Re: ColdWater : Spiders from Mars?
Posted by VespaPX

Not from Mars.......... they're all over Britain and now been added to pest control "False Widow" Spider distant relative of Black Widow but not as deadly just painful swelling...... no you can't let it bite you there....... it's painful.

goldon · January 2017

Who win's "Diana" or "Kate" .............. "Myleen Klass" you only ever see her in bikini's. !

goldon · January 2017

Women tiptoe through Life .....Men put their foot down.

goldon · January 2017

Once Married Women put their foot down ....... Men tiptoe around.!

paige55 · January 2017

Try a Spi de they sure can hurt Big Bro no to well

paige55 · January 2017

Still Waiting for james to show his dragons

paige55 · January 2017

00ops forgot he is no longer in game of thrones BUT JON SNOW IS

paige55 · January 2017

Giggle

goldon · January 2017

Alcohol is a wonderful thing

goldon · January 2017

There will be no New's today I'm having a "Tiff" with my Monkey.

goldon · January 2017

What excuse for driving over the speed limit. !

1.    My wife is in Labour and I'm rushing to Hospital.

2.    I have weak bladder and need the Loo.

3.    The accelerator got stuck.

4.    Mad Axe man chasing me and I needed to get away.

5.    The tail wind made me go faster.

6     I pumped the Tyres up and it went faster than normal.

7.    The Speedometer broke and I'm taking it to the Garage.

8.    I was Arguing with the Wife and did'nt notice my speed.

goldon · January 2017

" Left Luggage " (baggage)

Me Dad

goldon · January 2017

I'm Goldon.... not lost..... just like to wander ...... tell me to go home.

goldon · January 2017

"Columbian Cartel "

"With the new Plastic Five Pound notes we can all money launder."

goldon · February 2017

Terrorist should be made in Heaven and remain there.

goldon · February 2017

Just because I'm Sugar free does'nt mean I'm not Sweet. ?

VespaPX · February 2017

Tinder for Orangutans.......that will lead to some monkey business.

goldon · February 2017

Mexican Ripples turn into big Waves.

goldon · February 2017

Leaving on a jet plane don't know if we'll be back again. ?

goldon · February 2017

In Response to Re: RoughWater:

Tinder for Orangutans.......that will lead to some monkey business.
Posted by VespaPX

Prime-mates....will get a miss world ........not ugly betty .... if not have a smashing time.!

goldon · February 2017

Something fishy about "Nicola Sturgeon" She's turned into old Trout.

VespaPX · February 2017

In Response to Re: Calm water:

Something fishy about "Nicola Sturgeon" She's turned into old Trout.
Posted by goldon

Alex Salmond is her uncle

VespaPX · February 2017

Tip of the Iceberg

Thats shalotte!

goldon · February 2017

In Response to Re: Calm water:

Tip of the Iceberg Thats shalotte!
Posted by VespaPX

Oh! Carolina......... it's murder shopping these days..........?

Officer Drivel...?

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