Officer Drivel...?

goldon

Must stop using the Poker treadmill  ...... running so bad lately.

chilling

Thought for the day.........inflation has arrived.

goldon

In Response to Re: Calm water:

Thought for the day.........inflation has arrived.
Posted by chilling

           Slimmer's World.!


Inflation is over inflated....... you have to tighten your belt and think thinner.

percival09

craziest thread ever seen

chilling

In Response to Re: Calm water:

craziest thread ever seen
Posted by percival09

Im thinking goldon will take that as a compliment.

VespaPX

Surely the new pound coin has 14 sides.

chilling

In Response to Re: Calm water:

Surely the new pound coin has 14 sides.
Posted by VespaPX

Dont trust those coins.... they're two-faced.

goldon

In Response to Re: Calm water:
[QUOTE]craziest thread ever seen
Posted by percival09

  I'm Paving the way. ?

goldon

   Growing Crack in Arizona. ?

goldon

          "Something Fishy Again"

You can eat :

 Tuna, Shark, Cod, Haddock, Skate, Sardine, Salmon; but you can't swallow a Goldfish.

chilling

In Response to Re: Calm water:

          "Something Fishy Again" You can eat :  Tuna, Shark, Cod, Haddock, Skate, Sardine, Salmon; but you can't swallow a Goldfish.
Posted by goldon

I'll have to pull you up there goldon. A guy on the tv used to swallow allsorts of stuff. Then regurgitate them, including golfish.

He never put weight on.

goldon

In Response to Re: Calm water:

In Response to Re: Calm water : I'll have to pull you up there goldon. A guy on the tv used to swallow allsorts of stuff. Then regurgitate them, including goldfish. He never put weight on.
Posted by chilling

                No Harm came to the Goldfish in his Act.

Yep! seen him,  both here and on American Talent Show he swallows them then regurgitates them into a bowl.
You see the fish swim round happily but like the Fair Ground Goldfish you win ..... probably die later.

goldon

                "How can you turn six minutes into twelve hour's."

Easy,  post on a thread five minute to midnight then look six minutes later it's becomes one day ago. 

goldon

                  "Eat Your PET"

Never eat the smelly end of my dog .... but the Chinese do.  Yep!   The French eat Frogs & Snails the Australians Kangaroo, Wild Animals we can say we eat but Pets never....... against all British Tradition of fair play.
I sort of started this some pages ago but got side tracked .... touchy subject.?

  

VespaPX

Paranoid?

Nope it really is all over

goldon

In Response to Re: Calm water:

Paranoid? Nope it really is all over
Posted by VespaPX

Bar the Shouting;

goldon

Cheating Fail not looking Rosy

goldon

Can't creep in here ..... can hear you a mile away.

goldon

Has anyone Popped in to any of the Popup's.?

goldon

Donald Trump was born in a Bunker in Germany.

goldon

 Lady Gaga is the love child of "Lord Lucan" and his Nanny,

paige55

paige55 is pregnant

paige55

Her husband does not no yet please do not tell xxx

goldon

In Response to Re: Fake News:

paige55 is pregnant
Posted by paige55

Rosemary's Baby.?

goldon

In Response to Re: Fake News:

Her husband does not no yet please do not tell xxx
Posted by paige55

D.N.A. testing will confirm the Damian seed.

goldon

The Titanic was torpedoed by an American Submarine.

goldon

Women will rule the World by the year 2030  Men will be abolished. ?

goldon

 Easter Egg's are to be Banned.......... due to upsetting Chickens.

goldon

Sky Poker TV to return next month in Cinemascope with Kelly Brook & Sir David Beckham as presenters.

goldon

After touring Railway Museums & Cement Factory's with TK in the sixties RichOrf new job after leaving Sky will be stage performer in working men's clubs with the Ferret down the trouser's act.