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  • goldongoldon
    edited February 2017
     The Full House Birthday Free Roll tonight at 8.30  will be stopped when the Fire Alarms go off and everyone has to evacuate the Building .
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  • goldongoldon
    edited February 2017
                  "Tilt never hurt Pisa"

     
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  • goldongoldon
    edited February 2017
                              Security for the United States of America

    American Border Control will now ask Islamic Tourists if they belong to Terrorist Group and plan to Bomb the White House........... those saying yes will be locked up.
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  • goldongoldon
    edited February 2017
    You would have thought that having two of things would be a Bonus.
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  • goldongoldon
    edited February 2017
        The Great Wall was China's Idea first.

    China is livid and assembled their Terra-cotta Army ready to invade America
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  • goldongoldon
    edited February 2017
    Must be getting Old ........ I thought   "Flying without Wings"   was a Helicopter ride.
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  • goldongoldon
    edited February 2017
    I may-be a few cigarettes short of a Packet ....... but I have stopped smoking.
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  • goldongoldon
    edited February 2017
     Comedians are poorly pay'ed and Laughed at.
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  • goldongoldon
    edited February 2017
    Donald Trump didn't beat the Record when he was caught out by Mr Shaky Hand.
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  • goldongoldon
    edited February 2017
     My Comments  "Love a DUCK"
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  • goldongoldon
    edited February 2017
    Most Men look forward to every Day being a Sunday, when it arrives they wish it was Monday.
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  • goldongoldon
    edited February 2017
    WoW!  Rowlings on a Roll....... don't mess with Women P  you lose. ?
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  • goldongoldon
    edited February 2017
    Today's shopping will make tomorrow rumpy pumpy day.!
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  • goldongoldon
    edited February 2017
    What do you mean I'm not taking things seriously.


    It's Groveling time OOOO Oliver.
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  • goldongoldon
    edited February 2017
    Murder on the Dance floor.
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  • paige55paige55
    edited February 2017
    Happy Valentine day goldon love ozzy xxx woof woof xx
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  • paige55paige55
    edited February 2017
    In Response to Re: Kill a Thread:
    Happy Valentine day goldon love ozzy xxx woof woof xx
    Posted by paige55
    this is how to kill a thread :):):)
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  • goldongoldon
    edited February 2017
    In Response to Re: Kill a Thread:
    Happy Valentine day goldon love ozzy xxx woof woof xx
    Posted by paige55
    Happy Valentine's day to you trish "Roses are red Hot bottle in the Bed Your Loves not Dead Just better to get Fed have a cuddle with ted. ?

       
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  • paige55paige55
    edited February 2017
    In Response to Re: Kill a Thread:
    In Response to Re: Kill a Thread : Happy Valentine's day to you trish "Roses are red Hot bottle in the Bed Your Loves not Dead Just better to get Fed have a cuddle with ted. ?    
    Posted by goldon
    lol goldon xx
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  • goldongoldon
    edited February 2017
    annie came home today ...... For my twelve red roses & box Chocolates ....I got bottle of wine and a dog biscuit. lol
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  • goldongoldon
    edited February 2017
    So how does it work.?    You join Sky Poker in size 7 boots when you get to big for them Sky take them away.
    You buyin size 8 boots and run around for a while you get to big for them so sky take them away.
     You re-boot size 9  in your comfort zone now so splash out then find you need'ed wellies.

    See! nothing to do with rigged, fixed,  ace's for the Boys............ it's all about Boots. ?
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  • VespaPXVespaPX
    edited February 2017
    In Response to Re: Kill a Thread:
    So how does it work.?    You join Sky Poker in size 7 boots when you get to big for them Sky take them away. You buyin size 8 boots and run around for a while you get to big for them so sky take them away.  You re-boot size 9  in your comfort zone now so splash out then find you need'ed wellies. See! nothing to do with rigged, fixed,  ace's for the Boys............ it's all about Boots. ?
    Posted by goldon
    Slippers for me ... nice and comfy
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  • goldongoldon
    edited February 2017
    In Response to Re: Kill a Thread:
    In Response to Re: Kill a Thread : Slippers for me ... nice and comfy
    Posted by VespaPX
    You'll slip over and break your neck in them,  that's why they put (Warning ) on them..... "slippers"
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  • VespaPXVespaPX
    edited February 2017
    In Response to Re: Kill a Thread:
    In Response to Re: Kill a Thread : You'll slip over and break your neck in them,  that's why they put (Warning ) on them..... "slippers"
    Posted by goldon
    I always thought that said "Warming"
    Trip to the opticians....literally!
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  • goldongoldon
    edited February 2017
    sky seek revenge giving my size 9s away.


    		ActionCardsAmountPotBalance
      Small blind   300.00 300.00 3682.50
      Big blind   600.00 900.00 1422.50
      Your hole cards
    • 3
    • A
    • J
    • 2
    		     
      Fold        
      Call   600.00 1500.00 3366.25
      Fold        
      All-in   1422.50 2922.50 0.00
      Call   1422.50 4345.00 1943.75
      Show
    • 3
    • A
    • J
    • 2
    		     
      Show
    • 9
    • K
    • 6
    • 9
    		     

       
    • Q
    • 9
    • 6
    		     

       
    • J
    		     

       
    • 9
    		     
      Win high Four 9s 4345.00   6288.75
      No qualifying low hand        












    tut
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  • goldongoldon
    edited February 2017
    I would have had more chance ........... storming "Takeshi's Castle"
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  • goldongoldon
    edited February 2017
    Need to get size 10 boots  to trample opposition.

    ayer

    		ActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    Crewe Small blind   40.00 40.00 1060.00
    goldon Big blind   80.00 120.00 980.00
      Your hole cards
    • A
    • K
    		     
    Zorro88 Call   80.00 200.00 885.00
    yarco Call   80.00 280.00 995.00
    lancs79 Fold        
    leocassius Fold        
    Crewe Call   40.00 320.00 1020.00
    goldon Check        
    Flop
       
    • A
    • A
    • 9
    		     
    Crewe Check        
    goldon Check        
    Zorro88 Bet   160.00 480.00 725.00
    yarco Call   160.00 640.00 835.00
    Crewe Fold        
    goldon Call   160.00 800.00 820.00
    Turn
       
    • 7
    		     
    goldon Check        
    Zorro88 Bet   160.00 960.00 565.00
    yarco Call   160.00 1120.00 675.00
    goldon Raise   320.00 1440.00 500.00
    Zorro88 Fold        
    yarco Call   160.00 1600.00 515.00
    River
       
    • 6
    		     
    goldon Bet   400.00 2000.00 100.00
    yarco All-in   515.00 2515.00 0.00
    goldon All-in   100.00 2615.00 0.00
    yarco Unmatched bet   15.00 2600.00 15.00
    goldon Show
    • A
    • K
    		     
    yarco Show
    • A
    • 6
    		     
    yarco Win Full House, Aces and 6s 2600.00   2615.00
    Clown shoe's may be required .  ?
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  • chillingchilling
    edited February 2017
    In Response to Re: Kill a Thread:
    Need to get size 10 boots  to trample opposition. ayer Action Cards Amount Pot Balance Crewe Small blind   40.00 40.00 1060.00 goldon Big blind   80.00 120.00 980.00   Your hole cards A K       Zorro88 Call   80.00 200.00 885.00 yarco Call   80.00 280.00 995.00 lancs79 Fold         leocassius Fold         Crewe Call   40.00 320.00 1020.00 goldon Check         Flop     A A 9       Crewe Check         goldon Check         Zorro88 Bet   160.00 480.00 725.00 yarco Call   160.00 640.00 835.00 Crewe Fold         goldon Call   160.00 800.00 820.00 Turn     7       goldon Check         Zorro88 Bet   160.00 960.00 565.00 yarco Call   160.00 1120.00 675.00 goldon Raise   320.00 1440.00 500.00 Zorro88 Fold         yarco Call   160.00 1600.00 515.00 River     6       goldon Bet   400.00 2000.00 100.00 yarco All-in   515.00 2515.00 0.00 goldon All-in   100.00 2615.00 0.00 yarco Unmatched bet   15.00 2600.00 15.00 goldon Show A K       yarco Show A 6       yarco Win Full House, Aces and 6s 2600.00   2615.00 Clown shoe's may be required .  ?
    Posted by goldon
    I didnt know that this was a poker related thread.Those two hands are pukka, what you should see from time to time.
    I'll give you a tip goldon.When you put a good fold in, or you suffer a beat,(bad not required ) then have a treat next to you, like a beer, wine,choccy, or something nice and indulge.Makes losing chips or getting ko'd really worth looking forward to.
    You wont find that information anywhere else.
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  • goldongoldon
    edited February 2017
    In Response to Re: Kill a Thread:
    In Response to Re: Kill a Thread : I didnt know that this was a poker related thread.Those two hands are pukka, what you should see from time to time. I'll give you a tip goldon.When you put a good fold in, or you suffer a beat,(bad not required ) then have a treat next to you, like a beer, wine,choccy, or something nice and indulge.Makes losing chips or getting ko'd really worth looking forward to. You wont find that information anywhere else.
    Posted by chilling
    You ....... always fold AK before it becomes AAA  ..... with K ... kicker. ?

    Thank you Chill ......  me old dog ..... been round the block on my hands and knee's nothing fazes me anymore ,  my post's are tongue in cheek .... not moans or gripes ..... just fun & banter. 
     You should only get a treat if you win or sit up and beg.  Woof Woof
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  • chillingchilling
    edited February 2017
    In Response to Re: Kill a Thread:
    In Response to Re: Kill a Thread : You ....... always fold AK before it becomes AAA  ..... with K ... kicker. ? Thank you Chill ......  me old dog ..... been round the block on my hands and knee's nothing fazes me anymore ,  my post's are tongue in cheek .... not moans or gripes ..... just fun & banter.   You should only get a treat if you win or sit up and beg.  Woof Woof
    Posted by goldon
    I didnt mean fold, i meant you have to take one on the chin from time to time.Nothing you can do about it.

    Sit up and beg... woof woof?  A touch of Cynthia Payne there me thinks.
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