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  • hurst05hurst05
    edited March 2010
    dear blacfish

    Do butterflies remember life as a caterpillar?
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  • Seagull158Seagull158
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3:
    dear master Blackfish (lord of all things poker) and only a god at the rest i have 3 questions that are killing me lord master Blackfish number 1  which football team has held the fa cup the most consecutive years ? number 2  who was the oldest ever registered proffesional footballer ? number 3  if i stand out side the Imperial Palace hotel in las vages                 which hotel is across the road which casino is to my left and which casino is to my right ?                good luck mr black fish
    Posted by sara36dd08
    I'm guessing you're a Pompey fan.
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  • Seagull158Seagull158
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3:
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3 : because live poker... just like online poker (sky poker in particular) is rigged. And if a cannibal ate someone and thus became intoxicated, then they could potentially be arrested for drunk driving... however this may be regarded as involuntary intoxication and then the case would rest on whether the defendant would of had the mens rea for the crime if they were not intoxicated.
    Posted by BlackFish3
    "would HAVE had, not "would OF had". I told you about this before.
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  • MAXALLYMAXALLY
    edited March 2010

    Dear Mr Whitechips2

    Please can you tell me the 6 winning lottery numbers for this Saturday, 13th March 2010?

    How old is Tikay?

    Can I get off a speeding ticket by saying I was drunk at the time of the offence so I cannot recall who was driving my car at the time of the offence?


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  • BlackFish3BlackFish3
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3:
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3 :  Dear Blackfish I just dont think Im strong enough 2 sit at the same table as my love. All I will be thinking is when can we meet? what u r like in real life? etc etc and how wonderful you are and how Im so lucky u choose me. All My Love xFALLENx
    Posted by xFALLENx
    well im basically perfect in real life tbh... but sorry im taken :( have some of webby instead...
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  • BlackFish3BlackFish3
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3:
    Sir Blackfish the 3rd esq .... My question is this ... With reference to the above post is sara36dd08 using her real errm measurements / screen name or using false numbers to lure us mere "men" into a false sense of security Yours hopefully A concerned poker addict :P
    Posted by ONTHERlVER
    sara36dd08 is male but they are indeed his measurements...
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  • BlackFish3BlackFish3
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3:
    Dear Blackfish Wet Shave or Electric?   White or Brown bread? Is Weight Watchers food really low in fat or just smaller portions? When you eat a orange do you cut it into like four segments?... or do you hand peel it?(taking much longer but bringing more reward)
    Posted by MrMagooo
    1. Wet shave
    2. White bread in general but brown bread for dipping in soup...
    3. I think Weight Watchers food is supposed to be lower in fat but it wouldn't surprise me if the portions were also slightly smaller.
    4. I don't eat oranges... I basically don't eat fruit.
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  • BlackFish3BlackFish3
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3:
    dear blackfish, what makes you think you could beat the webmyster in a fight? i dont sleep on bunkbeds anymore, i have my own house so i have grown up quite a lot and am now " streetwise " i reckon i could leg you up and make you beg for your life! if ya smell what the web is cooking
    Posted by webby234
    My dad could beat up your dad
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  • BlackFish3BlackFish3
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3:
    wow, my mum concieved me through blackfish, and im older :O this guy is the bees knees 
    Posted by hurst05
    you are not older... im 57 this year.
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  • BlackFish3BlackFish3
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3:
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3 : "would HAVE had, not "would OF had". I told you about this before.
    Posted by Seagull158
    You are now banned from this thread... sorry but im always right and can't have people correcting me. Sky_Rich will be in touch shortly to instigate your forum ban.
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  • hurst05hurst05
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3:
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3 : you are not older... im 57 this year.
    Posted by BlackFish3
    oh right, my bad ;)

    ive got your own personal quote here - 'hi i'm blackfish3, im kind of a big deal, people know me. i have many leather bound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.'

    i think it fits quite well.
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  • BlackFish3BlackFish3
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3:
    Dear Mr Whitechips2 Please can you tell me the 6 winning lottery numbers for this Saturday, 13th March 2010? How old is Tikay? Can I get off a speeding ticket by saying I was drunk at the time of the offence so I cannot recall who was driving my car at the time of the offence?
    Posted by MAXALLY
    1. Sorry love... wrong thread... for the 'ask whitechips2' thread turn left and follow the corner round through the next 7 threads and you should find it.
    2. According to Tikay's sky poker profile he is 47... hmmm... always thought he was much younger.
    3. No that wont get you off a speeding ticket because in all likelihood the 'feds' will have evidence of you driving the car.
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  • BlackFish3BlackFish3
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3:
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3 : oh right, my bad ;) ive got your own personal quote here - 'hi i'm blackfish3, im kind of a big deal, people know me. i have many leather bound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.' i think it fits quite well.
    Posted by hurst05
    I do recall saying that on numerous occasions...
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  • hurst05hurst05
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3:
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3 : I do recall saying that on numerous occasions...
    Posted by BlackFish3
    ha i never knew, funny how i picked that quote from all the films in the world, it just happened to be the one you associated with yourself, oh the irony ;)

    btw

    How do you get off a nonstop flight?
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  • hurst05hurst05
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3:
    I wanna be on you
    Posted by MrMagooo
    if that picture was really you, then i wanna be on you haha
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3:
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3 : well im basically perfect in real life tbh... but sorry im taken :( have some of webby instead...
    Posted by BlackFish3
    Am stunned (bit of an understatment)

    However will I carry on.....I kno as b4
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  • IRISHROVERIRISHROVER
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3:
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3 : Am stunned (bit of an understatment) However will I carry on.....I kno as b4
    Posted by xFALLENx
     dont do any thing silly now angel,

    boil his bunny or anything like that ok sweetheart !
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  • hurst05hurst05
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3:
    Sorry only two men could tempt me away from my partner, SKY RICH and RICHARD ORFORD and maybe blackfish3 if he had a haircut
    Posted by MrMagooo
    good job your a) male and b) dont look like that lol
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  • hurst05hurst05
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3:
    I'm not male and do look like that, after about 3hrs
    Posted by MrMagooo
    i dont believe you haha, picture sent to me in private message would be the only viable proof.... LOL
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3 :   dont do any thing silly now angel, boil his bunny or anything like that ok sweetheart !
    Posted by IRISHROVER
    Sorry but Im just 2 sad 2 talk.....just need a bit of time alone with my bottle of wine




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  • BlackFish3BlackFish3
    edited March 2010
    Why has this thread not been stickied yet??? sky_rich where are youuu? too busy watching the vid of TK + orford eh??
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  • hurst05hurst05
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3:
    Why has this thread not been stickied yet??? sky_rich where are youuu? too busy watching the vid of TK + orford eh??
    Posted by BlackFish3
    your the teacher not the pupil, your not allowed to ask questions on this thread.

    If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
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  • IRISHROVERIRISHROVER
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3:
    Why has this thread not been stickied yet??? sky_rich where are youuu? too busy watching the vid of TK + orford eh??
    Posted by BlackFish3
    it seems your x appeal knows no bounds mr black !
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  • Mr_MiyagiMr_Miyagi
    edited March 2010
    Poker question for you blackfish.

    It is the bubble in a MTT

    I am holding 7clubs and 3 spades. I have a stack of 4.2k and a low stacked opponent says he has 3 diamonds and 7 hearts. He raises all-in.

    I am last to act, do I call or fold?
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited March 2010
    My heart is broken, it feels like its been ripped out


    What should I do BF?????

    Devastatedly

    xFALLENx :(
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  • hurst05hurst05
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3:
    My heart is broken, it feels like its been ripped out What should I do BF????? Devastatedly xFALLENx :(
    Posted by xFALLENx
    i think his answer would be something like - 'you need to move on, ive heard hurst05 is the real deal' 
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  • IRISHROVERIRISHROVER
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3:
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3 : me to
    Posted by lucy4


    seems you are leaving a trail of broken hearts in your wake mr black !

     you are turning in to across between tiger woods and john terry,

    dare i say we should rename you :

     tiger terror with the big john wood !

    p.s  poetic license was use in the word big .
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  • BlackFish3BlackFish3
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3:
    Poker question for you blackfish. It is the bubble in a MTT I am holding 7clubs and 3 spades. I have a stack of 4.2k and a low stacked opponent says he has 3 diamonds and 7 hearts. He raises all-in. I am last to act, do I call or fold?
    Posted by Mr_Miyagi
    fold... best case scenario is he is telling the truth and you very likely chop the pot.
    if he is lying and has a better hand you are just getting your chips in bad.
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  • BlackFish3BlackFish3
    edited March 2010
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3:
    In Response to Re: ask blackfish3 : seems you are leaving a trail of broken hearts in your wake mr black !  you are turning in to across between tiger woods and john terry, dare i say we should rename you :  tiger terror with the big john wood ! p.s  poetic license was use in the word big .
    Posted by IRISHROVER
    ahhh you get used to it... this seems to happen a lot where i go. i can't help being so amazing...
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  • BADBOY985BADBOY985
    edited March 2010
    HAD A BET TODAY LUCKY 15 FIRST TWO UNCITED 3RD ONE  JUST BEATEN A SHORT HEAD LAST IS IN THE 4.20 SHOULD I BOTHER WATCHING IT OR WILL IT JUST HEIGHTEN MY DEPRESION 
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