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"Sit & DOHHHHHHH Diary"

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  • edited September 2012
    In Response to Re: "Sit & DOHHHHHHH Diary":
    In Response to Re: "Sit & DOHHHHHHH Diary" :   hmmmm I didn't.   They weren't   There wasn't.   I wasn't :( It was, and I was. I didn't ^^^ It didn't this time either. They don't! Of course I can!  ------------------------------- - 1.5x bi @ mtts.  + 2.5xbi @ cash.  = +1 for a solid 9pm - 4am grind.  Supped 15 quids worth of beer and the rest went on a chinese last n8! fml I had a fold to 3bet %age of ZERO. Played so bad.  Almost 500 points made in 1 day too, so that's destroyed the winrate a tad! Month totals. + 14.75 buy ins 1860 Poker points Unsure if I'm gonna play today, loads of sport on and I dunno if I can be bothered sitting spewing loads of money again playing like an E-diot. Maybe some mtts only I dunno will see. Fancy Liverpool/Man City/Newcastle/Spurs today, can get 13/1!  GL all playing and betting today!
    Posted by DOHHHHHHH
    lol at this i wish all posts were like it :)
  • edited September 2012
    Pretty tilted mid session here. 

    Got all sorts of stuff running thru my head, like I wanna go play 100nl. 

    Minus 1.5xbi for the day...........

    value owned!! 567804018

    f-kin sick spot? 567809651

    I had those on a sticky note! ^^^^^^^^^^ 

    Daren't look.

    Options....

    a) back to 30nl.

    b) Try 40/50

    c) Go for 100nl.

    d) go to bed,

    There's absolutely no doubt in my mind that d is the correct option.

    But what's 2nd best?
  • edited September 2012
    Stay up.

    Go to bed.

    Stay up.

    Go to bed
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    iain558 Small blind  £0.20 £0.20 £13.88
    DOHHHHHHH Big blind  £0.40 £0.60 £38.28
      Your hole cards
    • K
    • K
         
    basty2010 Raise  £1.20 £1.80 £47.40
    iain558 Fold     
    DOHHHHHHH Raise  £3.60 £5.40 £34.68
    basty2010 Call  £2.80 £8.20 £44.60
    Flop
       
    • 2
    • J
    • 5
         
    DOHHHHHHH Bet  £5.60 £13.80 £29.08
    basty2010 Call  £5.60 £19.40 £39.00
    Turn
       
    • 5
         
    DOHHHHHHH Bet  £8.00 £27.40 £21.08
    basty2010 All-in  £39.00 £66.40 £0.00
    DOHHHHHHH All-in  £21.08 £87.48 £0.00
    basty2010 Unmatched bet  £9.92 £77.56 £9.92
    DOHHHHHHH Show
    • K
    • K
       
    basty2010 Show
    • 8
    • J
       
    River
       
    • K
         
    DOHHHHHHH Win Full House, Kings and 5s £75.76  £75.76
    Get the aleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

    lets go. I wanna win 5 bins!
  • edited September 2012
    In Response to Re: "Sit & DOHHHHHHH Diary":
    Stay up. Go to bed. Stay up. Go to bed Player Action Cards Amount Pot Balance iain558 Small blind   £0.20 £0.20 £13.88 DOHHHHHHH Big blind   £0.40 £0.60 £38.28   Your hole cards K K       basty2010 Raise   £1.20 £1.80 £47.40 iain558 Fold         DOHHHHHHH Raise   £3.60 £5.40 £34.68 basty2010 Call   £2.80 £8.20 £44.60 Flop     2 J 5       DOHHHHHHH Bet   £5.60 £13.80 £29.08 basty2010 Call   £5.60 £19.40 £39.00 Turn     5       DOHHHHHHH Bet   £8.00 £27.40 £21.08 basty2010 All-in   £39.00 £66.40 £0.00 DOHHHHHHH All-in   £21.08 £87.48 £0.00 basty2010 Unmatched bet   £9.92 £77.56 £9.92 DOHHHHHHH Show K K       basty2010 Show 8 J       River     K       DOHHHHHHH Win Full House, Kings and 5s £75.76   £75.76 Get the aleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn lets go. I wanna win 5 bins!
    Posted by DOHHHHHHH
    Can you teach my please? 

    How do you get paid off there? 
  • edited September 2012
    In Response to Re: "Sit & DOHHHHHHH Diary":
    In Response to Re: "Sit & DOHHHHHHH Diary" : Can you teach my please?  How do you get paid off there? 
    Posted by PiAnOpLaYa
    By being a complete spewfish most of the time lol... but even fish get KK somtimes :p
  • edited September 2012
    hahahahahaha. Should've played 100nl. Wtf get a grip. 
  • edited September 2012
    i wanna play basty i wanna play basty I SAID I WANNA PLAY BASTY :)
  • edited September 2012

    Worst hangover of my life yesterday. I'm never doing that again! It realllllllyyyyyyyyyyyy hurt.

    Decided to go for the 40/50nl option of the ones above, and it started really well, think I got a couple of stacks up above £100.

    Then I appeared to hit 'the wall'. Screens started to get blurry so I had to employ the eyepatch for the first time in months.

    Didn't work.

    Just gonna post a load of hand histories as an alternative to loads of waffle from me.

    Look at this. It's just ridiculous how badly I got owned here, albeit for a tiny pot. Sometimes I get the feeling people can see my cards!!!!
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    Aonachan Small blind  £0.15 £0.15 £12.21
    chico55 Big blind  £0.30 £0.45 £20.93
     Your hole cards
    • 9
    • 9
       
    Jrvs Fold     
    johnnyd117 Fold     
    DOHHHHHHH Raise  £0.90 £1.35 £47.59
    KKrippler Fold     
    Aonachan Fold     
    chico55 Call  £0.60 £1.95 £20.33
    Flop
      
    • 8
    • Q
    • K
       
    chico55 Check     
    DOHHHHHHH Bet  £1.20 £3.15 £46.39
    chico55 Call  £1.20 £4.35 £19.13
    Turn
      
    • K
       
    chico55 Check     
    DOHHHHHHH Check     
    River
      
    • A
       
    chico55 Bet  £0.30 £4.65 £18.83
    DOHHHHHHH Call  £0.30 £4.95 £46.09
    chico55 Show
    • 10
    • 10
       
    DOHHHHHHH Muck
    • 9
    • 9
       
    chico55 Win Two Pairs, Kings and 10s £4.70  £23.53
    Here you go sir.

    Just have 15 quid.......
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    Whizzewky Small blind  £0.20 £0.20 £43.47
    hhamza162 Big blind  £0.40 £0.60 £39.60
     Your hole cards
    • 8
    • J
       
    Jrvs Raise  £1.60 £2.20 £36.78
    johnnyd117 Call  £1.60 £3.80 £40.33
    DOHHHHHHH Raise  £5.20 £9.00 £66.47
    denty765 Call  £5.20 £14.20 £39.48
    Whizzewky Fold     
    hhamza162 Fold     
    Jrvs Call  £3.60 £17.80 £33.18
    johnnyd117 Fold     
    Flop
      
    • 2
    • 9
    • 4
       
    Jrvs Check     
    DOHHHHHHH Bet  £10.00 £27.80 £56.47
    denty765 Fold     
    Jrvs All-in  £33.18 £60.98 £0.00
    DOHHHHHHH Fold     
    Jrvs Muck     
    Jrvs Win  £36.00  £36.00
    Jrvs Return  £23.18 £1.80 £59.18
    Yawn. Why make me feel safe on the turn just to crush me otr?
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    Jrvs Small blind  £0.20 £0.20 £59.26
    Whizzewky Big blind  £0.40 £0.60 £42.68
     Your hole cards
    • J
    • 8
       
    supascouse Fold     
    NUTTER662 Call  £0.40 £1.00 £32.08
    DOHHHHHHH Raise  £1.60 £2.60 £109.92
    Jrvs Call  £1.40 £4.00 £57.86
    Whizzewky Fold     
    NUTTER662 Call  £1.20 £5.20 £30.88
    Flop
      
    • 2
    • J
    • 3
       
    Jrvs Check     
    NUTTER662 Check     
    DOHHHHHHH Bet  £3.20 £8.40 £106.72
    Jrvs Fold     
    NUTTER662 All-in  £30.88 £39.28 £0.00
    DOHHHHHHH Call  £27.68 £66.96 £79.04
    NUTTER662 Show
    • A
    • 10
       
    DOHHHHHHH Show
    • J
    • 8
       
    Turn
      
    • 8
       
    River
      
    • 5
       
    NUTTER662 Win Flush to the Ace £65.16  £65.16
    Last one is a realllyyyyy sick spot imo. I'll prob post it in the clinic later.

    What can he have here? Does he know I'm gonna raise the river? How does he know? Is it a sick read that I have an ace????

    To flat the river then re-raise me, is he actually repping anything at all? wtf? Do we call??
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    Aonachan Small blind  £0.15 £0.15 £13.11
    chico55 Big blind  £0.30 £0.45 £23.77
     Your hole cards
    • A
    • 9
       
    Jrvs Fold     
    johnnyd117 Fold     
    DOHHHHHHH Raise  £0.90 £1.35 £45.93
    KKrippler Fold     
    Aonachan Call  £0.75 £2.10 £12.36
    chico55 Call  £0.60 £2.70 £23.17
    Flop
      
    • 3
    • A
    • Q
       
    Aonachan Check     
    chico55 Check     
    DOHHHHHHH Bet  £1.80 £4.50 £44.13
    Aonachan Call  £1.80 £6.30 £10.56
    chico55 Call  £1.80 £8.10 £21.37
    Turn
      
    • 7
       
    Aonachan Check     
    chico55 Check     
    DOHHHHHHH Check     
    River
      
    • A
       
    Aonachan Bet  £1.20 £9.30 £9.36
    chico55 Call  £1.20 £10.50 £20.17
    DOHHHHHHH Raise  £5.00 £15.50 £39.13
    Aonachan Fold     
    chico55
    Ooops didn't copy right, he makes it 20 quid. ^^^^

    Not a bad session money-wise, I won half a buy in at mtts and lose a full one @ cash. so -0.5 total. I just seem to be wasting so many opportunities to win loads tho, wether it be abit of tilt, bit of run bad, or mainly alot of play bad. I know it's coming. I just wish it'd furry tf up!

    Also played 2x$8 180s on PS and finished 3rd in one, v annoying re-jammed over a super agro/good player with 19xbb and 67s. It runs out A67xJ.

    Ofc he had AJ. pain. $160 tho. happy w/that.

    Month totals.
    + 18.75 buy ins
    2424 Poker points

    I have no idea when I'm gonna play poker again. Wont be doing anymore 16 hour session, yesterday was hell! ughhhhh

    Today is the real start of the T20 World Cup. And tomorrow the start of the Ryder Cup! So who needs poker anyway.

    C'mon England today! :)))
  • edited September 2012
    How on earth are you only on 2.4k poker points after some of the sick sessions you've been doing and the fact you play 30-50NL??

    I've been playing 4NL/8NL and I suspect playing less than you and I'm on like nearly 900 IIRC.

    Get grinding!!
  • edited September 2012
    In Response to Re: "Sit & DOHHHHHHH Diary":
    How on earth are you only on 2.4k poker points after some of the sick sessions you've been doing and the fact you play 30-50NL?? I've been playing 4NL/8NL and I suspect playing less than you and I'm on like nearly 900 IIRC. Get grinding!!
    Posted by Lambert180
    Yawn rakeback, you're obsessed :P

    Made 550 of them (1 fifth) in 1 session on Tuesday, and I lost half a buy in.

    Winning money >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Making points  ;)


  • edited September 2012
    In Response to Re: "Sit & DOHHHHHHH Diary":
    In Response to Re: "Sit & DOHHHHHHH Diary" : Yawn rakeback, you're obsessed :P Made 550 of them (1 fifth) in 1 session on Tuesday, and I lost half a buy in. Winning money >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Making points  ;)
    Posted by DOHHHHHHH
    Yeah I 100% agree, but you can't turn your nose up at some free cash!

    C4P + Profits />>>>>>>>>>  Profits  ;)
  • edited September 2012
    In Response to Re: "Sit & DOHHHHHHH Diary":
    In Response to Re: "Sit & DOHHHHHHH Diary" Winning money />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Making points  ;)
    Posted by DOHHHHHHH
    I've said this before, but x10000..

    On a sidenote woke up early this morning with one horrendous hangover. Up for 20 mins, water, back to sleep and feel fine now!
  • edited September 2012
    enjoying the daily dosage of Dohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    cricket is so meh but ........ can ignore that slight error


    profit /> c4p

    playing to break even is so reverse implied odds
  • edited September 2012
    In Response to Re::
    playing to break even is so reverse implied odds
    Posted by rancid
    Can't get my head around this...
  • edited September 2012
    In Response to Re::
    In Response to Re: : Can't get my head around this...
    Posted by patwalshh
    confused.com

  • edited September 2012

    Has to be a cricket mention today, we're still in the tournament!!!!!

    Best Dinnertime TV I can remember today, Ryder Cup,Eng T20 and Ar/s v Chels all at the same time. 

    I'm not sure wtf is going on in the golf, they just can't miss.......

    Anyway I played some mtts yesterday.

    Won the 5pm rebuy on here for £160. I was in for £22 though, got stacked early double rebuy then add on.

    Went into FT with 6k @ 300/600, 5 paid. I was against 3x 18k stacks, a 50k stack and 1x 70k stack.

    Dunno how I pulled that one off.

    DOHHHHHHH1860001£160
    IDONKACES02£100
    paulie188803£60
    dathai04£44
    stanlop05£36
    unbpower06


    At the same time I was running deep in a 2xturbo rebuy on PS, $2 entry. 

    2,500 runners, $3.1k ftw. Top 5 places were all worth $1k+

    Stacks were so shallow though, I think average was about 13xbb with huge antes too. I was sitting around 6/11, when I found the AK. Which is like the absolute nuts.

    Some goldan B0llaX had KK int big blind though. How????? Really. Honestly. wtf. 

    Stars weren't happy with that though, they gave me the heart heart heart flop to give me a nut flush draw, then snatched that away from me too :'(

    FT Bubble. 

    10th for like $160 or something. 

    "Don't want it, not even worth it"

    3k ftw!!! aghhhhhhh.

    Went on to play a few speeds on sky, no luck.

    Tried abit of cash, loaded 5 tables, played for about 15 minutes and won a buy in, QQ > T8ss on 7s 9s 9x

    How did I dodge that 1? 

    Vision started to get blurry before midnight though and didn't fancy another hangover from hell so called it a night early. It's a shame as tables looked v soft. 

    Anyway +5 buyins on sky for the day on Sky takes monthly totals to.....



    + 23.75 buy ins
    2508 Poker points

    That's probably me done for the month. Depends how I feel tomorrow, might do a night grind with some MTTs whilst watching the Ryder Cup singles. Not gonna do a big month summary thing, as, they're prob boring to read and not much happened anyway. 2.5k points as always is pathetic. I had a week off mid month with illness but that prob only cost me 2 sessions = 300 points or summat.
     
    No plans for next month, more of the same. Would like to crush the games harder though and book some BIG winning sessions, 7/8/9 buy ins instead of 2/3/4. Easily achievable without really having to change too much. 

    GL to people playing this weekend, & Europe in the golf! 






  • edited September 2012
    In Response to Re::
    In Response to Re: : Can't get my head around this...
    Posted by patwalshh
    lol! +1

    "Things that make you go hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"



  • edited September 2012
    In Response to Re: "Sit & DOHHHHHHH Diary":
    Has to be a cricket mention today, we're still in the tournament!!!!! Best Dinnertime TV I can remember today, Ryder Cup,Eng T20 and Ar/s v Chels all at the same time.  I'm not sure wtf is going on in the golf, they just can't miss....... Anyway I played some mtts yesterday. Won the 5pm rebuy on here for £160. I was in for £22 though, got stacked early double rebuy then add on. Went into FT with 6k @ 300/600, 5 paid. I was against 3x 18k stacks, a 50k stack and 1x 70k stack. Dunno how I pulled that one off. DOHHHHHHH 186000 1 £160 IDONKACES 0 2 £100 paulie1888 0 3 £60 dathai 0 4 £44 stanlop 0 5 £36 unbpower 0 6 At the same time I was running deep in a 2xturbo rebuy on PS, $2 entry.  2,500 runners, $3.1k ftw. Top 5 places were all worth $1k+ Stacks were so shallow though, I think average was about 13xbb with huge antes too. I was sitting around 6/11, when I found the AK. Which is like the absolute nuts. Some goldan B0llaX had KK int big blind though. How????? Really. Honestly. wtf.  Stars weren't happy with that though, they gave me the heart heart heart flop to give me a nut flush draw, then snatched that away from me too :'( FT Bubble.  10th for like $160 or something.  "Don't want it, not even worth it" 3k ftw!!! aghhhhhhh. Went on to play a few speeds on sky, no luck. Tried abit of cash, loaded 5 tables, played for about 15 minutes and won a buy in, QQ > T8ss on 7s 9s 9x How did I dodge that 1?  Vision started to get blurry before midnight though and didn't fancy another hangover from hell so called it a night early. It's a shame as tables looked v soft.  Anyway +5 buyins on sky for the day on Sky takes monthly totals to..... + 23.75 buy ins 2508 Poker points That's probably me done for the month. Depends how I feel tomorrow, might do a night grind with some MTTs whilst watching the Ryder Cup singles. Not gonna do a big month summary thing, as, they're prob boring to read and not much happened anyway. 2.5k points as always is pathetic. I had a week off mid month with illness but that prob only cost me 2 sessions = 300 points or summat.   No plans for next month, more of the same. Would like to crush the games harder though and book some BIG winning sessions, 7/8/9 buy ins instead of 2/3/4. Easily achievable without really having to change too much.  GL to people playing this weekend, & Europe in the golf! 
    Posted by DOHHHHHHH
    Huge +1.

    Luke Wright showing his worth, we need CK back in form fast though!

    Windies have had a shocking start vs SL. 20/2 after 6, Gayle out.
  • edited September 2012

    Oh just remembered I boomed my exit hand in that stars comp.


    Will I ever play a 3.2million chip pot again???

    Look at those 2 poxy short stacks with 2.5xbb each. If I just outlasted both of them it would be worth $400 or something. The 2 other shorties on't'other table, another $800.

    sob sob sobbbbb

  • edited September 2012
    U beat my bro IDONKACES LOL
  • edited September 2012
    Sure it's not you idcu???????????????????/////

    lol jk calm down.
  • edited September 2012
    Limped pot to me in BB :)

    Dealing the flop (7d,3h,7h).
    >gartcosh1 checked.
    >DOHHHHHHH checked.
    >billy19514 bet 200.
    >Garles called for 200.
    >gartcosh1 called for 200.
    >DOHHHHHHH called for 200.
    >Dealing the turn (5s).
    >gartcosh1 checked.
    >DOHHHHHHH checked.
    >billy19514 bet 600.
    >Garles folded
    >gartcosh1 called for 600.
    >DOHHHHHHH raised for 1,400.
    >billy19514 has gone all in for 4,007.50.
    >gartcosh1 folded
    >DOHHHHHHH called for 3,207.50.
    >DOHHHHHHH showed 7s,3d
    >billy19514 showed 3c,3s
    >Dealing the river (7c).
    >DOHHHHHHH has won the hand (11,015) with Four 7s (7s,7d,7h,5s,7c)

  • edited October 2012

    So Eng have dropped CK & Danny Boy and recalled Ravi - squeaky bum time!

    What a match between WI and NZ aswell - although I thought the whole point of super overs was for knockout matches only - surely in a league stage, it should just be one point each? #confusing.

    Eng have won the toss and will bowl first...
  • edited October 2012

    Ah well, couldn't quite pull off a Euro Golf escape...
  • edited October 2012
    In Response to Re: "Sit & DOHHHHHHH Diary":
    So Eng have dropped CK & Danny Boy and recalled Ravi - squeaky bum time! What a match between WI and NZ aswell - although I thought the whole point of super overs was for knockout matches only - surely in a league stage, it should just be one point each? #confusing. Eng have won the toss and will bowl first...
    Posted by JingleMa

    Cricket!!!!!!

    Don't wanna come on and be "results orientated" but wtf happened today???

    KW dropped, I can understand that. Bairstows keeping is fine, and CW just isn't making any runs.

    Thats kool. 

    But BOPARA instead of Lumb??????????? To bat below Samit? Which means promoting Wright, who has been the 1 positive all tournament @ 3?????????????????

    WHAT. ARE. YOU. DOING. FLOWER. 

    We've only got a World T20 winning opening batsmen in the squad. Absolutely no point Lumb being there then. 

    Samit over Briggs I can live with, Dernbach over Bres also. Not much in those calls, I'd have gone the same way with both.

    I wish beaneh was a cricket fan, I'd like to see what words he'd use to describe that Ravi decision today. 

    It's not even Ravis fault, he hasn't scored a run for 4 months then they throw him in to that game. wp England. 

    At least it's over now, we cann all relax, move on and look forward to...........

    ...................................................................... oh. India away next month.

    ffs.  

    I'm gonna change my sleep pattern to 4am - 3pm during that series so I don't have to watch.

    ------------------------------------------------

    Poker

    While I'm writing I best include some poker. sigh.

    The King of cash promo.....

    I'm thinking it might work out quite well for me. Or I'm hoping it does. 

    I think 30nl might become the 'forgotten level' in the 20-50nl stake range. 20nl is included in the lower tier of the rake race, whereas 30nl is the lowest level in the middle section.

    I envisage a load of 30nl regs either moving down to 20nl or up to 40 and 50nl to shoot at the middle 'race'.

    Thus leaving 30nl open for people who don't know or care about the promotion. People like me :)

    Here's hoping?...........

    Good luck all playing tonight, and good luck crushing October!!!!
  • edited October 2012
    In Response to Re: "Sit & DOHHHHHHH Diary":
    Thus leaving 30nl open for people who don't know or care about the promotion. People like me :) Here's hoping?...........
    Posted by DOHHHHHHH
    damn - you thought of it too
  • edited October 2012

    Lol, I think we played Ravi as a bowler today.

    I would have played CK & Briggs instead of Bopara and Jade today.

    I'm not just saying this now, but I thought both Ravi & Lumb were pointless Squad picks from the start. I would have preferred to have seen them pick some fresh hungry blood like Jason Roy and Hamilton-Brown.

    Yeah, Indian tour could be a mauling - ho hum.
  • edited October 2012
    Sigh at cricket getting a bigger section than poker. Get your priorities straight or go to a cricket forum OK?
  • edited October 2012
    In Response to Re: "Sit & DOHHHHHHH Diary":
    Sigh at cricket getting a bigger section than poker. Get your priorities straight or go to a cricket forum OK?
    Posted by percival09
    Lol  +1
  • edited October 2012

    I wonder if the great diary writers of the past, Frank, Peyps and Pilkington had to deal with similar criticisms.

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