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Ramblings of an old man

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  • edited August 2015
    I've been reading the poker stories from players for the UKPC seats. I absolutely love reading this kind of thing. 
    One of the posts really stood out for me. 
    I too was addicted to PNL. Single at the time, I was at Gala Nottingham most nights of the week. I'd get home around 2am with work at 6. Now you might think it'd be a good idea to grab some sleep then. You'd be right. However PNL was, I think aired 24 hours a day. I remember that I'd always put it on and watch an hour or so.

    I wonder what people like Dr Tom, Caspar Berry, Mark Banin etc are doing now? 
    There is definitely one person I know of who might be able to assist here a little
  • edited August 2015
    In Response to Re: Ramblings of an old man:
    I've been reading the poker stories from players for the UKPC seats. I absolutely love reading this kind of thing.  One of the posts really stood out for me.  I too was addicted to PNL. Single at the time, I was at Gala Nottingham most nights of the week. I'd get home around 2am with work at 6. Now you might think it'd be a good idea to grab some sleep then. You'd be right. However PNL was, I think aired 24 hours a day. I remember that I'd always put it on and watch an hour or so. I wonder what people like Dr Tom, Caspar Berry, Mark Banin etc are doing now?  There is definitely one person I know of who might be able to assist here a little
    Posted by Jac35


    Morning Mr Any Two Grumps.

    Ha, a little........

    Casper Berry became a Motivational Speaker, did quite well for himself I gather.

    He & Dr Tom (Tom Sambrook) were credited with being the "technical advisors (poker)" on Casino Royale, which was one of those silly Bond films I believe.

    I've no idea what Tom does these days.

    I think one of them, I forget which, was at one time in partnership with Sam Orams, who was one of the PNL Suits. Sam went on to form SO Productions, who do "Live Streaming" of poker tourneys, they used to do them at DTD, but not these days.

    Mark Banin is still in poker, he generally has a few poker based businesses on the go - coaching, staking, that kind of thing. Did you know he has a brother named "Camry" (a very unusual name I always thought). Camry's light shone very brightly in Tournament Poker for a brief period, including a very big cash at The Vic one year, maybe 2005, 2006, around that time. I actually wrote a nice little story for "Latest News" about Camry Banin & others recently, but unfortunately, it never got Uploaded due to a misunderstanding, & it was time sensitive, so I doubt it'll ever see the light of day now. I might just look it out for you though, & post it somewhere.

    Ask me another.
  • edited August 2015
    In Response to Re: Ramblings of an old man:
    In Response to Re: Ramblings of an old man : Morning Mr Any Two Grumps. Ha, a little........ Casper Berry became a Motivational Speaker, did quite well for himself I gather. He & Dr Tom (Tom Sambrook) were credited with being the "technical advisors (poker)" on Casino Royale, which was one of those silly Bond films I believe. I've no idea what Tom does these days. One of them, I forget which, was at one time in partnership with Sam Orams, who was one of the PNL Suits. Sam went on to form SO Productions, who do "Live Streaming" of poker tourneys, they used to do them at DTD, but not these days. Mark Banin is still in poker, he generally has a few poker based businesses on the go - coaching, staking, that kind of thing. Did you know he has a brother named "Camry" (a very unusual name I always thought). Camry's light shone very brightly in Tournament Poker for a brief period, including a very big cash at The Vic one year, maybe 2005, 2006, around that time. I actually wrote a nice little story for "Latest News" about Camry Banin & others recently, but unfortunately, it never got Uploaded due to a misunderstanding, & it was time sensitive, so I doubt it'll ever see the light of day now. I might just look it out for you though, & post it somewhere. Ask me another.
    Posted by Tikay10
    Ok

    How did you get involved? Were you already particularly "known" in poker before PNL?
    Do you think that some of the "experts" we're actually "experts"?
    How does Kara Scott come to being on there?
    I'm sure Lindsay read the weather on the radio a while ago.

  • edited August 2015
    Oh
    And if you can ever introduce me to Kara Scott, I'll buy you lots of lattes :)
  • edited August 2015
    Put in my biggest ever volume on Sky last month. As well as the 30% for priority, there was a little rake race on rtr as well.
    Looked this morning and they're doing it again.
    Wonderful!
    Looked closer. "To qualify you are required to rake more than the previous month"
    Buggger.
  • edited August 2015
    What a weird game this is.

    As is the case with most players i guess when they're not winning, i've felt that i've been running really badly over the last few days. Put in decent volume but not really made any money.

    I was going to post before but it's a tricky one. People comment when you don't post when  it's not going so well. Equally, no one is interested in bad beat stories.

    Tonight has gone in the other direction.
    Only played a couple of hours and made £170. Played 2 sats and won both, took the cash and then won a bit at Dyms.

    Only mtt i played was the main. Proper embarrassing that one. On the bubble, i raise/folded when i shouldn't have done. Dreadful play from me and a bit embarrassing. Then the comment in chatbox made it a lot more so.

    "Don't raise a priority player on the bubble, i get paid anyway"

    Er, i'm in priority too. Forgot all about that.

    WP me for my min cash :)

    Happy to be up to 2031 points for the month so far

  • edited August 2015
    I've watched the show tonight.
    I quite like it now. Orford is always very good and I think Trumper and Haycock have been  excellent. First time i've seen Haycock and i think he's come across very well.

    Tikay was ok I spose
  • edited August 2015
    Eventful start to the day.
    Penny woke feeling really dizzy. Couldn't get out of bed without help. Her parents have Harry on a Wednesday but don't pick him up until 7.45. Had to ring the boss to say I'd be a couple of hours late.
    Harry has a thing at the moment where he likes to go on the bed and jump over you. Today he tried something new. Jumped straight at me. Full pelt he landed on my nose. Bloody hell it hurt. Was waiting for blood or at the  very least a crack. Nothing. Had blurred vision for a bit and now I've got a stinking headache.
    Can only get better today. Still, at least my boss didn't insist on me making my hours up. Oh, wait a minute..
  • edited August 2015
    In Response to Re: Ramblings of an old man:
    I've watched the show tonight. I quite like it now. Orford is always very good and I think Trumper and Haycock have been  excellent. First time i've seen Haycock and i think he's come across very well. Tikay was ok I spose
    Posted by Jac35
    Marv. At least I took the trouble to dress properly.
  • edited August 2015
    In Response to Re: Ramblings of an old man:
    Oh And if you can ever introduce me to Kara Scott, I'll buy you lots of lattes :)
    Posted by Jac35
    It's possible.

    I invited her to the last UKPC, & she accepted, & we were all set, but then a problem arose with a Visa for her husband, so it never happened.

    I've invited her again this time, so you never know.

    She is, truly, a lovely lady.

    Strange to think she used to be on Sky Poker TV, & since then she's done all sorts, with 'Tilt, 'Stars, Party, ESPN, the lot.

    She works hard, too, & deserves all her success & happiness.
     
    She's no shrinking violet though, her Twitter feed - @karaOTR - gets quite lively & feisty at times.

    I was surprised to read her age - we don't generally mention the age of ladies, but she posted on Twitter that she turns 40 this week. Blink, & life races by.  
  • edited August 2015
    In Response to Re: Ramblings of an old man:
    In Response to Re: Ramblings of an old man : Ok How did you get involved? Were you already particularly "known" in poker before PNL? Do you think that some of the "experts" we're actually "experts"? How does Kara Scott come to being on there? I'm sure Lindsay read the weather on the radio a while ago.
    Posted by Jac35
    About 10 questions there, so bit by bit.

    Kara Scott was invited on to PNL by Nick Wealthall I believe. Nick was her poker mentor & coach, & he did a pretty good job, though he was working with good material.

    Lindsay, yes, she used to be the weather girl on the wireless, then the traffic report lady. Another one who nobody can begrudge success too - it never came easily, she just worked jolly hard & earned the rewards. Love people like that, don't do moan, just do do. And like Kara, she never has a bad word to say about anyone.
     
    Were all the "experts" experts? Absolutely not. There's me for starters. I was not bottom of the class by any means though. It was all good fun, though, tremendous fun.
     
    The Production team was exactly two people. Our "dressing room" was the toilet cubicle, & "make up" was a single powder puff shared between 13 of us. Err, I'll pass on that, ta.
     
    It was a bit of a shock when I went across to Sky Poker, who had - at the time - about 12 people in the Gallery, & as many again in the back office, a full scale proper dressing room - you know, mirrors with naked bulbs around the perimeter - & a whole Make Up Department, staffed by 6 Make Up girls. At one time I was doing both Shows, so it was really weird seeing the different production standards.   
  • edited August 2015
    In Response to Re: Ramblings of an old man:
    In Response to Re: Ramblings of an old man : Ok How did you get involved? Were you already particularly "known" in poker before PNL? Do you think that some of the "experts" we're actually "experts"? How does Kara Scott come to being on there? I'm sure Lindsay read the weather on the radio a while ago.
    Posted by Jac35
    Long story.

    Dunno about "well known", not really, but a circuit regular, well known in poker circles I suppose, played all the fessies, in GB & Europe, & had a bink or two.  In a way, it was down to Thewy I think.

    We ran together, roomed together, swapped %'s in every tourney, all started at Gala Notts & then everywhere.

    So we go across to Dublin for something called "The Gaming Club World Championship", which was, incredibly, Pot Limit, rather than No Limit. Can you imagine?, Pot Limit, oooh. 

    A guy was there from Wm Hill, just spectating, his name was Phil Quayle, we got chatting, & he asked for Thewy & my e-Mail addresses.

    It was won by Xuyen Pham - "Bad Girl" as she was known, everyone had a nick in those days. She got a Wm Hill deal off the back of that win, as did her then boyfriend (now hubbie) Smokin Steve Vladar. Gotta love those nicks. "Smokin Steve" lol, he was the biggest nit ever, but a tidy player, he was on Late Night Poker actually. Smashing bloke.  

    One day the next week I was going down to Brighton Rendezvous for some Omaha thing, & Thewy rings me, all excited.
     
    "Guess what - that bloke we met last week from Wm Hill has offered me a sponsorship deal".
     
    Thewy's first ever deal, he was proper made up, rightly so. I was, too, so pleased fort him. 

    Driving back home that night, I stated getting a bit down though. It was like the day the 11 plus results came out, & all my mates passed, & were going to the Grammar School, & I failed & was going to the local comprehensive. A bit of envy, jealousy, low self esteem, all that stuff.

    I was thrilled to bits for Thewy, obv, but truth to tell, we had run together all that time, & now he had a deal & I did not. It hurts, you know? 

    Fair to say he deserved it, & I did not, but that misses the point. So were would not be running mates any more, either. Hmm.

    Anyway, it is what it is, & so be it. 

    To be continued......

     
  • edited August 2015

    continued.....

    The very next morning, some bloke at Wm Hill writes to me. 

    "We are starting a new Sports & Poker TV Channel, Poker 425, would you like to be screen-tested for the Poker Analysts role?"  

    I thought it was a wind-up, TV, me? Are you having a laugh? Never heard such nonsense.

    Anyway, I go to the screen test, expecting to be sat in a queue of about 30, & there's just me & Rhowena Colclough there. I did a little piece to camera, & that was that, "we'll be in touch".

    Yeah right, I thought.

    It did strike me as odd that there was just Rhowena & me.

    I got the job.

    The penny dropped eventually, of course, & I realised that Phil Quayle had set me up for the job, knowing how it was between Thewy & me. What a top bloke Phil is.  

    Later, we went to Vegas, the Wm Hill version of Viva Las Vegas, & one of our qualifiers finished 18th in the WSOP Main, John McGrane. Think it was 2004 or 2005. I worked really hard over there for Wm Hill, literally 20 hours per day, I remember falling asleep over my keyboard one night, then falling asleep on the Media Room floor during the Final, & Jen Mason stuck post it notes all over me. Skalie - Jon Kalmar - made the final that year, or it my have been Andy Black. Probably Andy Black, but the old memory is on it's last legs. 
     
    So, Phil says to me "
    we've entered  you in the $1,500 NLH by way of a thank you, good luck, enjoy".

    What? A WSOP EVENT? For free? I could barely believe it. Err, yes please Mr Q. 

    I am like a dog with 2 tails on the day, it started at noon. You got a chip per dollar of entry fee in those days, so just 1,500 chips. Ugh.
     
    I go take my seat, & unbelievably, I'm drawn next to a fella I know very well from the circuit - Carlo Citrone. What are the chances?   

    Carlo had made a WSOP Final two days earlier. Has to be said, Carlo was the world's biggest nit back then - nittier than Smokin Steve - & in that Final, he had folded Q-Q face up, pre-flop, after he got 4 bet.

    Folks never 4 bet in those days without Aces. Minimum. The geezer showed 10-10 or whatever, & poor Carlo got slaughtered on the poker forums, & I do mean slaughtered.
     
    So he was a bit down on himself. He ran bad & was out in Level One.

    Meanwhile, I'm hitting sets, straights & two pair for fun. 

    I got a one orbit penalty late on, for the "F-Bomb", which was harsh to say the least, we were just joshing, but that's another story. In fact I've had five penalties in Vegas, including one this year.

    Bla bla, there were 900 runners I think, & I finished 31st for about $4,000. One of THE great thrills of my time in poker. Two of my mates, John Grice & old Karabiner railed me every minute of the whole thing, from Noon until 2am. Thewy railed a while, too.  

    My exit was proper com.

    Folded to the Blinds, little smelly Frenchie in the Small, he makes up.  

    I've got 15 Bigs - some things never change - & I look down at A-J. Not sure how to play this, Frenchie was sticky, proper station, so I eventually just shoved my 15 bigs in. 

    I'll never forget the next 30 seconds, as Frenchie Station kept repeating those dreaded words.  

    I'm behind.

    I know I'm behind.

    I must be behind.

    What am I beating?


    And I'm sweating now. A-10? 8-8? JUST FOLD MAN.

    To be continued......
     
  • edited August 2015


    continued....

    Well obv, he calls, & he has the A-4, which is in shocking shape v my A-J.

    You know the rest. I got $4,000 & change I think. I was chuffed to bits, but a part of me always thinks "if only my A-J had held, maybe I would have finalled...."

    Hopes, dreams, regrets, it's all part of our lovely game.
     
    So, back home & we start the Poker 425 series. One per week. We visited a tourney either in the UK, or Europe, each weekend. What a gig that was. 

    We went abroad each weekend, or around the UK, then spent all Tuesday in the Studio, making a 40 minute show. Ridic how it takes all day to film 30 minutes of pre-record, but that's TV for you.
     
    Two Presenters, alternating. Johnny Gould one week, Dave Compton the next. Both eventually came to work for Sky Poker TV in the early years.
     
    Johnny was so enthusiastic, though truth be told, he knew little about poker, but he made up for it in gushing enthusiasm. He used to present Baseball on Ch 4 or 5, NFL too I think. He does Charity Auctions now, gets paid a fortune I gather, 4 figure sum per gig. Well done him.
     
    Dave Compton was the other, he & I became huge buddies, we played together all over the place. Great bloke, love him to bits. It's not a secret, but he sort of did a runner, the wife was giving him grief, he was running bad, da de da. So he rung me up one day,

    "Tony, I'm under it, so I'm going to go away for a week or two, to get my head straight". 

    "Good idea Dave, where you going?"

    "Las Vegas"

    "Uh-oh." 

    Never seen him since. He's OK though, back at home with the family. Very very talented guy indeed, was the nuts on At The Races. Miss him more than I can say, but I'm pleased he's back home.

    Rhowena was the sort of token female. She was extremely pretty, & knew how to display her wares. She was married to Dave Colclough at the time. Ended badly, I'm sorry to say. Dave lives in the Philippines now. I went into Business with him, then he (wisely) bailed out. Wish I'd bailed out too. Another another story.
     
    We also had another Analyst, sort of first reserve, that was Ed Giddens. Another who came to Sky Poker. There's a pattern emerging here, right?

    to be continued.....  
      
  • edited August 2015


    This 'diary' is now genuine ramblings of an old man. Stories of old with no moaning or bad mouthing others. Great stuff. Deserves a wider audience.

    .....start that book Tikay ;) 
  • edited August 2015

    continued

    So that was Poker 425.
     
    As we went along, they gave me little responsibilities & jobs to do, & I loved it, because they trusted me to sort stuff, left me alone, & respected me. Perfect.
     
    Wm Hill rejuvenated Late Night Poker, so they delegated me to organise, set up & run the land-based qualifiers, I set them up in London (Phil Laak & Antonio played), Birmingham, Newcastle & Dublin. Some stores there, I can tell you. Well I can't actually, but live poker in those days was a bit bent, as to where the entry fees - especially rebuys - went.
     
    We had 123 runners in a £100 rebuy at one venue, they were all rebuying like crazy, & the prize pool came to £12,400. Oh really? What a night that was. 

    Once they were done, Phil Quayle worked with me to offer "invites" to players to play the TV thing, which we recorded down in Cardiff. We had a long short list of 65 players which we had to whittle down to 50. We got down to 50, & then 13 of the 50 expected their entry fee to be paid for them or had been bouncing cheques all over the place, All a bit awkward. You try telling "x", very often someone I knew well from the circuit, "no cash, no seat".  

    Anyway, we got there, & it was a great TV series. 

    We recorded the Poker 425 weekly Show in Wapping, East London.
     
    Out of the blue, I get invited to appear on PNL, so I ask Phil if he minded. "No problem" he says. 

    The PNL show stated 6 weeks later, & was transmitted from a little TV studio  just round the corner, every Tuesday.
     
    Tuesday, you say? Well hello there - a double gig. Record 425 in the morning & afternoon, then jump a cab to the PNL Studio & do the evening gig. One trip to London, two sets of fees. How good is that?

    The big day arrives, & I go down to Wapping to do my first double TV gig. Excited.
     
    Phil calls me in. "Sorry Tony, this will be the last Show, we are pulling the plug".
     
    So that was that, I'm back down to one TV Show again.
     
    Or so I thought. Next thing I know, just 6 weeks after I started at PNL, I get an e-Mail from "Sky Poker" (who they?) who had not even stated yet. 

    "We'd like to meet you, we like your Wm Hill & PNL stuff, & we think you'd be interested in our proposal".
     
    Just a bit mate, I'll have some of that.

    I asked PNL if they minded me going for the interview - proper etiquette to ask - but they refused.

    "Go for the interview & you are off our roster".
     
    Well lookie lookie, I'm as amenable as the next man, but I don't like being shoved around like that, so I went anyway. And PNL were good to their word, they promptly dropped me. God bless.  
     
    My first job at Sky Poker was to teach all the staff to play poker. What a life, eh?

    Then I was asked to suggest likely names to Present & Analyse. Well I only knew the lads from Poker 425, & more so, PNL, so I offered their names up. James B, Nick W, Mark Banin, Michelle Orpe, Kara, & so on. That went down well at PNL, I can tell you. It's business though, 'innit?
     
    Eventually, I also got the Analysts job at Sky Poker, & we went live early Feb 2007.
     
    6 weeks later, PNL invite me back to their Show. Jeez.

    I ask the Sky Poker suits "do you mind?", they were fine with it, in fact they thought it a great idea, as I was by now associated with Sky Poker, so a bit of free advertising. 

    So, two shows again, how good will that be? 

    I return to PNL, & do my first Show back with Orpey. Went OK. 

    Next morning, all of us at PNL get an e-Mail.

    "Dear Presenters, we are sorry to inform you that PNL will cease trading with immediate effect". 

    So I'm back to the one show again, but it sort of developed, & I ended up helping out with all sorts, doing all sorts of poker related odd jobs.
     
    The closure of PNL was terribly received on the poker forums , & I got a proper bashed up. I done nothing wrong though, & never contributed to it's demise. Flame away lads, I 'll cope. The main reason they failed was because PRIMO, the Cardroom, were in big trouble, (the nightly Main Event was down to less than 20 runners) & also one or two of the Presenters were spamming their own sites on PNL, lol. Televising a 20 runner event as the site's flagship MTT? Do me a favour. 

    So there it is. 

    Good job I did the short version, eh?

    Don't be asking any more questions, there's plenty more where that came from.
     
    Over & out.
     
    not to be continued
           
  • edited August 2015
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    This 'diary' is now genuine ramblings of an old man . Stories of old with no moaning or bad mouthing others. Great stuff. Deserves a wider audience. .....start that book Tikay ;) 
    Posted by MAXALLY
    Lol, thanks Alan.

    Don't know what came over me, I never intended to waffle on so, but once I started it just flowed in a sort of flowy way

    Love writing, love it to bits.

    Blame Any Two Grumpy for asking.
     
  • edited August 2015
    In Response to Re: Ramblings of an old man:
    This 'diary' is now genuine ramblings of an old man . Stories of old with no moaning or bad mouthing others. Great stuff. Deserves a wider audience. .....start that book Tikay ;) 
    Posted by MAXALLY
    Don't worry Alan, there are a few people who look at this thread. It's a shame that you stopped yours.
    Nice to see that you're still having a look. Hope you're well
  • edited August 2015
    Wow!

    Thanks for all that Tony. All fascinating stuff. There's. So much that I want to reply to about it. I haven't got the time right now but will do so later.
    Thanks again
  • edited August 2015
    Brilliant
    Just Brilliant


  • edited August 2015
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    Brilliant Just Brilliant
    Posted by GELDY
    Thank you Geldy :)
  • edited August 2015
    Jac
    You are excused all your run bad stories for having inspired Sir Teeks for that piece of literary gold
  • edited August 2015
    In Response to Re: Ramblings of an old man:
    Jac You are excused all your run bad stories for having inspired Sir Teeks for that piece of literary gold
    Posted by GELDY
    Oh :(
  • edited August 2015
    It was quite good wasn't it. He should really start a diary
  • edited August 2015
    Great read, thanks Tony.
    Jac's thread will become quite popular now :-)
  • edited August 2015
    im in the wrong game,great read and its great that jac was so inquisitive anyway back on site tomorrow,building site that is
  • edited August 2015
    Dreadful Dym night. Think it's most likely my worst ever on Sky losses wise for one night. Not much went right. Played the main and the mini briefly as well.
    Down £240. We'll go again tonight. Points were awesome though which is the main thing! Just a touch under 3k for the month now.

    More importantly, Penny is a lot better today and Harry hasn't nutted me yet.

    When I get some time I want to write a bit regarding Tikays wonderful posts on here yesterday.
  • edited August 2015
    Saw an episode of Pointless last night that had someone from the forum on it.
    He was exceedingly lucky. He got all the One Direction questions right and his partner was very good
  • edited August 2015
    In Response to Re: Ramblings of an old man:
    Dreadful Dym night. Think it's most likely my worst ever on Sky losses wise for one night. Not much went right. Played the main and the mini briefly as well. Down £240. We'll go again tonight. Points were awesome though which is the main thing! Just a touch under 3k for the month now. More importantly, Penny is a lot better today and Harry hasn't nutted me yet. When I get some time I want to write a bit regarding Tikays wonderful posts on here yesterday.
    Posted by Jac35

    Bet he is pretty much yr height now dadness?!
  • edited August 2015
    Aussies losing wickets quicker than I lost dyms last night.
    Some going that
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