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Some of the "best" exuses I have heard for people being off work!
1. My mother had to go out and I had to look after our blind cat so he didnt walk into things! 2. My mother thought I had already gone to work and she locked my bedroom door and went out for the day. 3. Next door went on holiday and left the cat in the house and it kept me awake all night. 4. Next doors dog would not let…
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spellin eror! so what!
goda laf at sum o you men owt theer. weneva i put a post owt you alwiys corectin me spelin reegardlas wether iv got summut good to say or not(( usualy very informativ). if me english grandma isnt too grate so wot! enjoy wod iv geet to say alreet guise.
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Have we any experts on flying insects on Sky Poker?
What is this? There seems to be thousands of them in Whitby! http://www.flickr.com/photos/lodgee39/7691506868/in/photostream http://www.flickr.com/photos/lodgee39/7691502368/in/photostream/
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The things that make you go aaaaarrrgh!
The things that make me go aaaaarrrrgh. When people contradict themselves and still insist they are right on both accounts! When people I dont like say to me "Im like you!" When people I know that are never right about anything say to me "I agree with you" When I walk half way down the street and have to go back to see if…
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favourite holiday destination
come back from my 2nd trip to ibiza last month, gotta say of all the holidays ive been on, non of them compare to ibiza and other than going to las vegas i dont think i would want to go anywhere else, anyone else got a favourite holiday destination??
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olympic motto
hi. just a quicky, the olympic motto is " its not the winning but the taking part". so why do they have a 1st,2nd and third?. just asking!
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The Olympics Thread
Not long to go now, all the moaning about cost, congestion, security cannot hide that this is a monumentous event. It would be nice to talk about the sporting events as they happen and hopefully loads of team GB sucess!
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wheres the question like ?
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Beware this song is to funny!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xv1tMioGgXI Senior Moments by Golf Brooks!
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Come on Wiggo
Bradley Wiggins has played down all the streets, has now seen the river and holds all the aces. He is about to join the ranks of sporting superhumans. Come on Wiggo. ps he has a sky hoodie, the sign of an elite high performance sportsperson underneath
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Madonna Backstage Party
I can see murrayfield stadium where madonna is playing later so I am having a barBQ in my front garden and have sent out invitations to my "madonna backstage party". I have invited madonna to have a burger and a beer but not sure when she will turn up. I haven't heard from her yet although i am certain that i will.
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Let's make a story. One word each.
Once
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If you read this you may never use a toilet again!!!!!!!
I was searching the world wide web for pictures of a Royal flush when i came accross this information. see how much you can read.Toilets – we all use them but seldom like to talk about them. The flushing toilet was invented by Sir John Harrington in 1596 for Queen Elizabeth I. He was originally barred from the Royal Court…
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Just a spec, that's all we are.....
.Although the earth is bigger than a four of our neighbor planets (Pluto is not even considered a planet now), as you can see here: Earth is dwarfed in size by 4 other of our planetary neighbors: But when viewed to scale in a graphic that includes the Sun, Earth can barely even be seen as a speck. If you add up all of the…
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Retro Computer Games
Some discussions on another thread about retro computer games (Street Fighter II) got us thinking - what was your favourite game from yester-year? Who will be the first to discuss 'Jet Set Willy'? If you've never heard of it, dont worry, it's not what it sounds like it might be!
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Brew!
Whose turn is it? I'm empty :(
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Hot Weather.... Sunny Days
Should Sky give hot weather payments to die hard poker players. Oops! Think this Poll is Flawed as only Die Hards will read it. Then again.?
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FAO JuniorJB
As per our side bet, here is the hand you thought I was bluffing. Make your donation to pals charity via link please. https://www.justgiving.com/kathrynodonoghue Gw9 Small blind 150.00 150.00 2386.25 PenFifteen Big blind 300.00 450.00 4513.75 Your hole cards * 6 * A JuniorJB Raise 900.00 1350.00 1140.00 yogibear19 Fold Gw9…
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FREE HAIRCUT TRICK
Here is a trick to get yourself a free haircut. 1- Go to the hairdressers. 2. Secretly take all your clothes off under the apron. 3. Act as shocked as the hairdresser when the apron comes off. This has worked six times for me now without fail.... Good Luck
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Tax Rant!
Celebrity friends of Jimmy Carr are defending him by saying he does a lot for charity. So thats OK then, he gives his time to get others to pay for people in need which is needed because the government cant meet that need because of people who avoid paying their taxes. The other thing they say its Ok because it is not…
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Glass Half Full / Half Empty Solution
all this glass half full or half empty guff. i have something which makes all that positive negative debate superfluous. i now have a new glass, it is so much bigger.
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something for the men.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIfbghHdG1s
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Hilarious and Epic Viral Videos...and other Funny/not so funny things on the web.
GOOD OR BAD PARENTING . . . . http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kl1ujzRidmU DAWKINS YOU SIR ARE A LEGEND, "CHRISTIANS" SENDING NOT VERY CHRISTIAN MESSAGES TO AN ATHEIST . . . http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZuowNcuGsc&list=LLJuttWL0-1tlSuadZpZ8ZFA&index=10&feature=plpp_video GINGERS DON'T HAVE SOULS LMAO…
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England V France
Cast your votes! No prizes, I'm afraid - all for fun!
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JOKE OF THE WEEK
A man hears a voice…that tells him “Quit your job, sell your house, and go to Las Vegas.” He ignores it. The next day he hears the same voice telling him “Quit your job, sell your house, and go to Las Vegas.” He ignores it. On a third day, he hears the voice again; saying “Quit your job, sell your house, and go to Las…
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The Shed is mine
I've bought it, Mortgaged it, paid up the installments decorated it, put up curtain, and now Own it outright . If you disagree then come and take it from me. If you think your hard enough. ??
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Heir to the Throne
Have you all read Richard Orford new Blog. Yes! Well, has hanging around TK made him start to talk sense.? Do you think Sky are grooming him to become the next TK and give lots of sensible advice. ? Does he have that certain street cred that's needed to become the new TK.? Should he dye his hair grey get a book on ducks…
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who cares
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Olympics - What a farce!!!
"World number one Aaron Cook has been overlooked for a third time for this summer's Olympics after a reconvened selection panel failed to change their original decision not to pick him. On May 31 the British Olympic Association refused to ratify the nomination of Lutalo Muhammad, who would have to drop down a weight…
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sugar & spice & all things twice.
Good to see you back!
