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THE Top 4
WHO DO YOU THINK WILL BE IN TOP 4 THIS SEASON THE USUAL OR WILL SOME 1 BREAK THROUGH
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A Women's Guide To Male English
What's wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now? I'm hungry = I'm hungry I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy I'm tired = I'm tired What's wrong? = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this. Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = I liked it better before Yes, I like the…
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The Biggest cetainty of the year runs tonight,
Conduit 10.57 Santa Anita, BREEDERS CUP., IF you can get anything over evens, you will be doing well. 100% + profit. This will be as straight forward as they come. Christmas paid for tonight.
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And the New! AND THE NEW...!!! HAYEMAKER WORLD CHAMPION!
WOO HOO!!!
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The Real Definition of Words When Used By Women
Fine - I am right. This argument is over. You need to shut up. That's Okay - One of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think hard and long before deciding when and how you'll pay for your mistake. Nothing - The calm before the storm. This means "Something" and you…
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just some funnies;))))))
definitions Definitions an what things really mean!A born loser: Somebody who calls the telephone number that's scrawled in lipstick on the phone box wall -- and his wife answers.Accountant - someone you hire to explain that you didn't make the money you did!BOSS: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you…
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Cards Cards Cards - Win yourself a free tournament entry here!
Hey Guys, a massive 11 people all correctly guessed that 29 goals would be scored last weekend. (well done and i will be in touch to sort out your prizes) to keep things fresh and mix it up a bit this week i want to know how many yellow cards will be handed out in Saturday and Sunday's premiership games? (in this situation…
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Whos Going To Win The Premiership?
Come on the guys and gals, we all know your big footy fans at Sky poker =) who do you think is going to win the league this season, and who do you think is going to be saying cheery ho to the league and hello championship? As a beloved Aston Villa supporter i would love to say them, but even i am not that optimistic lol,…
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TV Gold.
Apparently, there will be a Michael Jackson séance on Sky tonight. I would respectfully suggest that this is essential viewing. It appears that famous medium, Derek Acora (funny, I had him down as an XXL), will be attempting to contact the Moonwalker from beyond the grave. The whole débacle is to be hosted by June Sarpong…
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David Haye Vs Nikolai Valuev Whats your thoughts.................
Hope people are excited as i am about the upcoming 'David and Goliath' match as i am. I am ing-lish but would like Valuev to knock the cheeky chap about a bit myself. Hope its all its being built up to be and we almost go the distance, always better with a knockout or stoppage methinks. If somebody already started this…
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TAKE A TIP, LEAVE A TIP
Never fry bacon whilst naked
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Haye v Valuev who should i put my money on?
Hi. This morning i was all set to take the 11/8 on Valuev in the big fight on saturday night, as i enjoy boxing and i like a bet now and then, but i wouldnt call myself an expert. What im looking for is some sound advice if im doing the right thing investing £150 on the big russian. I hear hes very slow and wont have the…
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Football Accumulator
Anybody have a go at the footy accumulator ? ive had a go on all the prem teams this weekFootball Barclays Premier League Aston Villa v Bolton Match Result 07/11/2009 15:00 Aston Villa @ 8/11 Football Barclays Premier League Blackburn v Portsmouth Match Result 07/11/2009 15:00 Draw @ 12/5 Football Barclays Premier League…
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Shed lurkers - i salute you!
just a quick little post. no matter how much i plug this area of the forum only a small % make it here. well to all you shed regulars.... i salute you. and to show you how much everyone that posts 'i love the shed' on this thread between now and 4.00 pm (6th November) will get free entry to the next forum deepstack…
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How's this for a true poker story.
Tonight i was in 10k bounty hunter semi, playing really well and getting the odds returns my plays deserved and nailing fish everytime (totally running hot, even reading other hands to pocket pair, chasing str8, bluff etc), it was perfect and I was dreaming of being on the telly for the first time. I was also in the 1k…
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RE owen 4 england
do you think owen should go to world cup ,,, myself yes
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I give up! 20mins searching for SHED freeroll password
Help! Looked in all the forums to no avail. Somebody please give me a hint where to look! Thank you.
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A little joke for the evening
Young Paddy bought a donkey from a farmer for £100. The farmer was due to deliver the donkey to Paddy the following day. The next day the farmer meets Paddy and tells him he's very sorry but the donkey has died "Well let me have my money back" says Paddy "I can't do that said the farmer, I've spent it already" "oh dear"…
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final table whos got the nuts
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goals competition
Hi Is there a goals competition this week. Can't find the thread.
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Come On Spurs.............1 Time
We just gotta beat Arsenal. Please please please :)
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SKY POKER PRESENTERS
I am sure everyone agrees the Poker Presenters do a great job and I was thinking about other shows I would like to see them present. What about Tikay and Helen Chamberlain on Soccer Saturday, The Soccerette would get Tikays full attention i'm sure. What you all think?
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some fun for my community forumites
I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champagne bubble. If you squeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop. Can you guess the riddle? 97% of…
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ffs the swearwords are doing my effing head in lol
Every time i post on the forum it appears that some words are banned. Sorry, that means a lot of words are banned. Every time i have to leave a space between the letters lol and the word isnt even bad lol. Can anyone tell me any daft words that are banned on the forum than shouldnt be - small amendment, please keep it…
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THE OLD SAYING; "LUCK COMES IN THREES" HOPE NOT!!
The last two weeks have been a bit profitable thanks to the forum. Firstly, about two weeks ago i was second closest in the guess the time of the 200millionth hand and won a seat in the Primo. Last wednesday i won the "posters freeroll", and today i find out i've won the October manager of the month on the fanrasy football…
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Sky Poker Fantasy Football Manager of the Month (October) come forth and claim your prize!
Hey Guys, a massive 'well done' goes out to to... ian stocksand his team 'REVIE INCARNATED MOT' please get in touch on this thread to claim your prize! (if Ian fails to come forward there will be a roll over next month!)
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Goals Goals Goals - week 11 (win yourself a free tournament entry)
Hey guys, a massive 8 people all correctly guessed that 30 goals would be scored last week! Well Done! - i will be in touch to arrange your prize! ....so.... same again please chaps, HOW MANY GOALS WILL BE SCORED IN THE PREMIERSHIP THIS WEEKEND? leave your guesses on this thread (predictions have to be made before 11 am on…
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RE SKY SPORTS SUPER SIX
WHY DONT U GIVE SKY SPORTS SUPER SIX A GO . ITS FREE TO ENTER WITH THE TOP PRIZE OF 100,000 each week or 5000 to the closest nuber of correct scores
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Party Tightwads
I forgot to share this little gem with you all peeps. I held a party with the missus a couple of weeks ago, it was with friends of ours and maybe twenty were invited. Everyone decided that they would all bring certain items of snacks, one would bring chrisps, another cheese and onions on sticks, another vol-eau-vents,…
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Stating the obvious
Just defrosting a packet of mackerel fillets for tomorrow and it says on the back, allergy advice 'contains fish' so for a laugh, i looked at a packet of peanuts and it said 'contains nuts' Now i know people are allergic to certain ingredients,however this is taking it too far lol
