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Was that really Taylor?????
Anyone else watching the darts? What a shocker by taylor never seen him play so bad, He beats webster and anastacia (sp) 5-0 vincent looses to both then goes and beats Taylor 5-1 I know it was a nothing game but Taylor wants to win EVERY game
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Yes, being over 50 does have its advantages... one for tikay methinks;)
1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you to run into a burning building. 4. People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?" 5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. 6. There's nothing left to learn the hard way. 7. Things you…
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Actual church board messages - some real gems!!!!
This is a compilation of actual Church Bulletins and Service bloopers... Our next song is "Angels We Have Heard Get High". Don't let worry kill you -- let the church help. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community. For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery…
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TRUE STORY...
A chap living in the middle of nowhere back in 1951... He was informed that a new electric supply was being installed in that area! When this was completed, his nieghbour said ...here, fred you can borrow this heater, just plug it in ...and away you go, instant warmth! Later that day in the local pub ...the landlord said…
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pilot checks - very funny!!!
After every flight, pilots fill out a form, called a gripe sheet which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here…
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Ah Ha!
The shed ...i ve got a shed ....or as i like to call it my workshop...but when im feeling snobby i call it ....my studio!
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WHO WILL BE COCACOLA LEAUGE CHAMPS
i say NEWCASLE, I HOPE SO THE FANS DESERVE IT AND I WAS BORN THERE SO HAWAY THE LADS.
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Who's the guy in the glasses?
When you click on community there's 5 people in the picture at the top. The guy wearing the glasses who's in the middle of tikay & michelle looks a dead ringer for Norman Pace(from hit 80's comedy duo Hale & Pace). It could be Mr Pace but I don't know the presenters that well yet. Please let me know who it is.
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soccer six!!
hi guys just a quick post to see how all us poker players are doing in the soccer six this year.. im plooding away slowly with 11pts for the season.. not to bad but need to have a few good weeks to catch up.. currently bot 3000 place!!
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Guessing Game
I order my weekly food shop from Ocado, who kindly deliver it at the specified time. If they do not have something that I order they send a substitute, which I can return via the delivery driver if I don't want. So this week I ordered a pack of green beans. They had none - see if you can guess what they sent instead.
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GOAL OF THE SEASON?
Peter Sweeney, last night for Grimsby in the match against mighty Leeds. If that had been scored by Rooney, Ronaldo, Gerrard etc then commentators would be creaming over it. If you never saw it, i suggest you watch Soccer AM, because it's bound to be on there. What do you think?
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most exciting sport
What sport is the most exciting (no obvious ones please), i will start off with 2 1) female beach volleyball 2) Topless darts (female)
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A few bar jokes
After a heavy night of drinking at the local bar, a drunk stumbles into a Catholic church and slowly makes his way into the confessional booth. There, the priest patiently awaits the man to begin his confession.After a few minutes of silence, the priest politely taps on the window... nothing. The priest taps again and…
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Goals goals goals - special edition (win a free tournament entry here)
Hey everyone, well done goes to Greghogg who amazingly managed to predict that there would be 43 yellow cards last weekend! (i will be in touch to sort out your prize) as i'm sure you are aware there are no premiership games this weekend so this week i want to know what minute the last goal will be scored in the upcoming…
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Things That Are Difficult To Say When You're Drunk
Things That Are Difficult To Say When You're Drunk: 1. Innovative2. Preliminary3. Proliferation4. Cinnamon Things That Are Very Difficult To Say When You're Drunk: 1. Specificity2. Anti-constitutionalistically3. Passive-aggressive disorder4. Transubstantiate Things That Are Downright Impossible To Say When You're Drunk: 1.…
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Modern Warfare - which format to buy in?
I'll be getting it for the PS3, I expect a few others may do so after Microsoft banned about 6k from playing online due to playing pirate copies.
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GOOD FORTUNE
Today I had a bit of good fortune and would like to hear your stories if you too have had some outrageous good fortune. I put on a football coupon and at 17.45 I had three wrong of ten and throw it in the bucket, at 17.50 I looked at the telly and bang they had all turned around the last of which was Bristol Rovers and I…
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Best Whisky Cocktail Drink
I really am not a fan of whisky but do like a whisky sour. What is the best cocktail drink out there and what is the receipe? Remember to drink sensibly.
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I won the big one!
played the 'big darts tourny' at the local club 2nite, 43 players came 1st and won £50. Every round is 1 game 501, toss up for darts. in the semi final i lost the toss and hit 100,180,140, and then 19,treble 10, double 16 for a 12 dart finish. In the final (the very next leg) i went 135,180,85,45,16 tops for a 14 dart…
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Poker Jokes
A man came home from a poker game late one night and found his hideous figure of a wife waiting for him with a rolling pin. "Where the h*ll have you been?" she asked. "You'll have to pack all your things, dear," he said. "I've just lost you in a card game." "How did you manage to do that?" "It wasn't easy, honest. I had to…
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Macdonalds application form
This is allegedly an actual job application a 16 year old boy submitted at a McDonald’s fast-food establishment in Australia. A pparently and they hired him because he was so honest and funny.NAME: Peter BealeDESIRED POSITION: Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever’s available. If I was in a position to be picky, I…
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ireland v france predict the score / and win the trigger password prize
my prediction is ireland 1 france 1 , i have 5 pounds on it, ireland will score in the 1st half, and leak a goal in the last few minutes of the game . now the prize pmsl. at present i have a sniper in place at the xfactor rooftop, and you get to give him the password [to go ahead and take the jeward twins out ] all you got…
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England v Brazil
Score 0 - 3 Any one agree or disagree
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I know some would like to see the back of me...so here goes
IF JAPAN DONT WIN TODAY ,,,1.30PM UKTIME, I WILL NOT BE ON THIS FORUM AGAIN. Japan will wipe the floor with these today, I have had £3k on at almost 2/1, with various firms Including SKYBET,,they are still 7/4. So if you want a 100% G profit, get on JAPAN TODAY. SA missing two players that are indeed world class,,the…
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THE SKY BET £2,009 PADDY POWER GOLD CUP CHALLENGE
Free entry, name the 1st 3, and get a cut of the 2009 pounds pot, go to RACING UK, dont have to be a member. https://www.surveymonkey.com/s.aspx?sm=OcHEc0jWC8Mp7rG22093xA_3d_3d My only advice is to pick horses who have won at cheltenham before. GL ALL
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Over-rated band of all time
There are some bands that I just don't get. Not sure if it is me or the rest of the world that are wrong. I think all these bands are highly over-rated. What do you think?
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Funny insurance quotes - i was crying!!!!!!!!!!!
By the time i got to the bottom i thought i was going to have a heart attack!! i was crying and laughing so hard!! hope you enjoy them, will take a few minutes to get through but well worth it!!! "I was driving along the motorway when the police pulled me over onto the hard shoulder. Unfortunately I was in the middle lane…
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letters to the housing dept
These snippet's of letters sent to Islington's council housing department! "I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.""I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.""Their 18 year old son is continuously banging his…
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a joke a day keeps depression away
hey guys,there has been a lot of joke sharing in "the shed" recently so i though i would make a thread dedicated to jokes where you can come back and leave a new one every day,i'll start: 4 ducks get arrested and they are being booked at the police station. Custody sergant:"name" Duck 1:"Duck 1" Custody sergant:"why were…
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The Accident report
Dear Sir,I am writing in response to your request for additional information. In block number 3 of the accident reporting form, I put "trying to do the job alone" as the cause of my accident. You said in your letter that I should explain more fully, and I trust that the following details will be sufficient: I am a…
